Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

October 8, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

I don't want to recall anything that happened in the house. QAQ Since no one lived there for too long, that place has become a paradise for snakes, rats and ants.

Can you imagine looking up and seeing a snake poking its head out and spitting at you? !

Can you imagine rats scurrying all over the floor? !

Can you imagine looking down and having a spider crawling all over you? !

For me, yesterday's experience was like a nightmare...

"Think about the good, at least we didn't return empty-handed this time." The old zombie said.

OTZ Well, it’s true that he didn’t return empty-handed. At least he picked up two hoes with only one head left from the mouse’s nest, and pulled out a bunch of iron products for no idea what they were used for from the snake’s den, and put them in his pockets. Be full.

But what's the use?None of them can be used directly!I don't even have a clue what they are...and I almost got my hands eaten by rats for the crap QAQ

"It's a bit exaggerated. I can see clearly that the mouse just happened to pass by your hand and didn't stop... On the contrary, it was you who yelled so loudly that even the dust on the beams was shaken off a lot .” The zombie complained, worrying about how to transport the heavy bag back.

Hmph (▔皮▔) What reason does he have to say about me?Obviously he didn't dare to reach out to dig things out of the dark rat nest and snake hole at the time, but it was our brave little mourner who dragged things out later.

When I mentioned Xiaosang, I suddenly realized that I hadn't seen this little guy for a while.

"Little funeral?" I called out, but there was no response.I looked around, but couldn't find it.

Where did it go?

"Don't be in a hurry to find a dog, help me to see if the cart over there is still usable." Zombie said to me, pointing to a wheelbarrow not far away that had almost lost its original appearance.

I went forward and tried it, and the wheels turned.

"It should work." I said, "But having said that, you really know how to make people go. It's just two steps away, but you let me do it."

I wasn't really complaining about the zombie, I just complained a few words, but I didn't expect him to show an embarrassed look.It's not obvious, but I can still see it at a glance.

"You...can't move again?" I guessed based on past experience, "What's the reason this time? Could it be that you were scared by snakes, insects, rats and ants and couldn't move?"

(*￣▽￣*) Hope my guess is right, so he won't laugh at me for being too scared to move my hand because of being rubbed by a mouse.

"No..." The zombie hesitated for a moment, then said, "I have a hunch, if I tell the truth, you will definitely laugh until you convulse, and then lie dead on the spot."

"I promise, never laugh!" I deliberately said with a straight face, "Do I look like someone with such a low point of laughter?"

The old zombie glanced at me, smiled awkwardly and politely, and then fell silent.

He was actually silent... Alas ╮(╯▽╰)╭It seems that he still doesn't know me well enough. I am a person who watches the language programs of the Spring Festival Gala with an expressionless face. How can I have a low smile?

"Want to bet? If I laugh, I'll push things home, so how about you not having to touch your hands?"

"Of course I have no objection... If you don't feel tired, then do this."

"Okay o(^▽^)o This is considered a deal! Tell me, why can't you move because of some magical reason?"

"It's not miraculous, it's a very common reason... I accidentally slipped my waist just now."

October 8, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

Looking back now, isn't it normal for a zombie to have a waist?Not funny at all.But I don’t know why, yesterday I felt as if my laughing point had been tapped, and I laughed endlessly. In the end, as he predicted, I laughed so hard that I convulsed, and then I lay down gorgeously.

"Careless." I muttered in a low voice while pushing the trolley, "If you say a joke that isn't funny in a serious way, it will have a comic effect... How cunning, you set up a cover from the beginning and waited for me to sneak in .”

The zombie heard me talking to myself, glanced at me, and said, "The bet you proposed, the bet you set, and now you turn around to blame me? Think about it for yourself, is this reasonable?"

Such an unlovable guy like QAQ is by no means the zombie I know!He must have been pierced by a human soul!definitely is!

"Soul... wear? What is this?" The familiar dazed expression appeared on Zombie's face again.

Well, this is a dead zombie. OTZ, he learned it badly...

"Come and help me push the cart and I'll tell you." I said, "This is a unicycle, and it will tip over if you're not careful... Sigh, I'm so pitiful that I was a weak and feeble man with no strength to restrain a chicken when I was alive. Such rough work."

"Student? You?" The zombie said with a smile, "I haven't forgotten the word solitaire last time."

As a corpse, OTZ has such a good memory... The word Solitaire last time is simply a stain on my corpse, it must be cleaned up!

"I didn't perform well last time, come again." I said, "It's better to hit the sun than to choose the day, right now!"

"I will accompany you to the end." The zombie said.

As he spoke, he suddenly took the cart from me.

(*￣▽￣*) Boyfriend Li MAX, if I were a girl, I would marry such a male corpse~

However, the zombie's next words burst my pink bubble instantly.

"Let me push the car for the time being, so that you won't have to make excuses when you lose and say that pushing the car has affected your thinking."

QAQ Can this guy read minds?How did you see through my thoughts all of a sudden.

"Hahaha, how could I make such an excuse, you think too much." I laughed awkwardly, "Who will start first?"

"You first." The zombie said, "Remember to leave a way for yourself..."

How dare you look down on me?Don't steam steamed buns to fight for breath, this time let's play an idiom Solitaire!Anyway, I am also a person who has taken Chinese classes for more than ten years, so I am not necessarily worse than an ancient man like him.

"Strong soldiers and ready horses." I uttered the most difficult idiom I could think of.

"Ma Gong is fast." The zombie said.

What's the meaning? -?Heard this word for the first time.But let’s forget it this time, let’s first think about any four-character words that end with the word “speed”.

"Quick...quick battle and quick decision." I said.

"Decisions Flow"

"Flowing... flowing water?"

"Liu Shang Qu Shui is not an idiom... But forget it, you know it's not easy." Zombie said.

Clearly passed the level by fooling around, why do I always feel aggrieved inexplicably OTZ

"When the water is clear, there will be no fish." The zombie said.

I know this is an idiom Solitaire, but I couldn't control myself at all, and blurted out: "A humble man is invincible."

It's over...my turnaround...

I lowered my head, ready to meet the zombie's ridicule.However, the other party laughed lightly and said: "There is some truth in what you say, I have never heard of it before."

"So what version did you hear before?" I asked.

"If a person can see, there will be no one. It means that if a person is too strict, it will be difficult to find a partner." The zombie said, "But I think it is better for you to say that if a person can change his posture Put it down, who in this world would be willing to be his enemy?"

I don't know how Zombie understands the saying "a humble man is invincible", but it's better not to tell him the truth...

October 8, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

Today, we saw Xiaosang who had been "missing" for two whole days under a tree by the road.

"Xiaosang." I called it.

As soon as it heard my voice, its ears perked up immediately, but there was no more movement.

Maybe this guy thought he was hallucinating?What an idiot (*￣▽￣*)

"Silly dog, we are here." I said again.

This time, Xiaosang successfully identified the source of the sound, ran over happily, and circled around our legs.But not long after, it came back under the tree again, squatted there and called to us.

"I think there is a treasure under that tree." Many stories related to dogs suddenly appeared in my mind, "Isn't there often such a story? In order to repay the favor, the dog will lead the owner to the place where the treasure is buried... "

"Unfortunately, I haven't lost anything recently." The zombie said, "Maybe it's the bone it buried before?"

This old zombie guy really has no romance at all, no wonder he was a single dog until his death.

"What if someone hides their private money here?" I retorted.

"So your definition of treasure is the private money of the mountain people?" The zombie asked back.

Neither of us could hold back the other, so we decided to dig up the layer of soil under the tree to see what was buried there.As for the tools for digging, of course they are the suspected farm tools we harvested in the village.

"How about another bet? If the thing you dug up is a bone, you win, and if the thing you dig out is something else, I win." I said while digging, "Whoever wins, the thing dug up will belong to him." .”

"Why do I feel that no matter whether I win or lose, I don't get any benefits?" Zombie whispered.

However, he did not raise objections to my rules.According to his words, there are enough things in his tomb, and the pile can't be piled up. On the contrary, mine is empty and needs something to fill it up.

OTZ Is this the sympathy of the rich and handsome for the poor?

It wasn't buried very deep, and we dug it out quickly.

It was a mud-sealed jar, and it was impossible to see what was contained in it, but it was estimated that it would not be short-lived.

"This jar looks familiar..." The zombie muttered, "I seem to have buried it."

Zombie buried? ︿(￣︶￣)︿Since it’s your own stuff, you don’t have to be polite, take it away!