Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

October 8, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

Thank goodness it's clear now, last night was a real mess.

That Fade Chen was really sick. Seeing that the old corpse was drinking too much and began to speak ancient prose, not only did he not stop him, but he played ancient poetry solitaire with him, saying that whoever couldn't catch up would be punished with a drink.

How could he, a half-baked doctor, be as accomplished in ancient Chinese as the authentic ancient Zombie?After a while, even ancient poems known to preschool children such as "Spring sleep without awakening" and "Bright moonlight before the bed" were also used.

That's all, the key is that others artificially lowered the average level of Ancient Poetry Solitaire, which caused Xiaoguang to have the illusion of "I can also participate in this game", and clamored to join.

How old is he?Naturally, he couldn't say anything about the other two.

Chen Fei was also drunk, and actually said that although Xiaoguang is young, he will be punished if he can't catch up!If you can't have a drink, you can take a sip.

(▔皮▔) What kind of nonsense are you talking about? !He's just a kid!

But Xiaoguang himself didn't seem to mind at all, happily took a big sip of wine from the leaf cup, and couldn't stop it.

As you can imagine, the ancient poem Solitaire turned into the madness of three drunkards, even the unsuitable words "cross half of China to sleep with you", and "a little duck fell into the water and drowned" dead." All the incomprehensible words came out.

"Hey, Zombie, wake up, can you understand me?" Seeing Zombie sitting beside him in a daze, I patted him and asked.

"It's hard to get together and leave in a hurry, and this hatred is endless. This year's flowers are better than last year's. It's a pity that next year's flowers will be better. Who do you know?" The zombie muttered.

"Who else can I be with? Of course it's me." I replied to him.

Obviously, the guy is still very drunk.

Looking at the other side, because of Xiao Guang's young age, he was overexcited just now, and now he was overwhelmed with alcohol, and fell asleep in Xiao Ming's arms.

Fade Chen's situation is similar to that of a zombie. Although he is still awake, his expression is in a daze, and he doesn't know what he is talking about.

"Xiao Ming, do you know where I live?" I looked at these drunks with some headaches, and said, "It's not a problem to let them lie here, or you can go to my place to rest for a night , go back tomorrow morning."

"What about you?" Xiao Ming asked.

"Me? I won't go with you guys." I pointed to the zombie and said, "This guy is also drunk, I have to get him back."

"No, I can go back by myself." The zombie muttered.

He forgot that he was wearing a sports T-shirt, and subconsciously flicked his sleeves.

"Huh? Where's my clothes?" The zombie murmured, touching his body with his hands.

"Don't worry, you're wearing clothes." As I spoke, I pulled up the hem of his clothes and handed them to him, "Touch it yourself, isn't this just clothes?"

"Oh..." Zombie nodded in a daze, not knowing if he understood what I was saying.

"Eh? Why is it so quiet? Let's keep drinking!" Fade Chen woke up from his doze, looked around, and said loudly, "Anyone who doesn't drink will not give me face!"

Who wants to give him face?Really take yourself as a character.I cursed to myself and ignored him.

Unexpectedly, that guy struggled to get up, staggered to me, and said, "Hey, do you want to drink?"

"Where is there any wine? You guys drank all the wine." I frowned.

To be honest, I hate wine putty the most, especially one who is restless like him.

Alas︿(￣︶￣)︿As expected, Zombie is the cutest. He doesn’t make noise when he’s drunk, and sits obediently by himself reciting ancient poems.

"Why is there no wine? Isn't there still a large area?" Fade Chen pointed to the big lake that was rippling under the blowing of the night wind, and said.

Hehe_If he can really drink up this lake, I will take his last name...

"What should I do now?" Xiao Ming looked at me in embarrassment and asked.

Xiaoguang is young and has already fallen asleep, so Xiao Ming can still get him into the cave with his own efforts.

But Fade Chen was different.This guy is tall and strong, even if he doesn't make trouble with Xiao Ming's small body, it may be difficult to take him away.

"Why don't I give you a ride." I hesitated, and said, "The zombie is familiar with this place, so there shouldn't be any problems."

"Is it really possible?" Xiao Ming asked, "Do you want to ask Grandpa Jiang...Jiang?"

Xiao Ming's expression was a little subtle, obviously he didn't know what to call the zombie.

This is no wonder, after all, although this guy died for a long time, he was not very old when he died, and he still looked like a young man at first glance.

"That...you can call him whatever you want. Anyway, it's so old that you don't understand the seniority." I said, "Think about it, he's from my ancestors, so why don't I call him by the same nickname?"

Xiao Ming gave me a strange look and said nothing.

The zombie was still there in a daze.I walked up to him, patted him, and said, "I have something to leave for a while, you can wait for me obediently here, okay?"

"Not good..." The zombie murmured.

I didn't expect him to refuse, and I was a little confused for a while.

why not?Has this guy ever been this clingy before?

"I'm a little sleepy..." he said slowly.

"Sleep if you're sleepy, I'll be back when I wake up." I said in a coaxing tone.

"I sleep for a long time, maybe hundreds of years have passed since I opened my eyes," he said.

It was the first time I saw the zombie acting like a baby, with a soft tone, looking at me pitifully, hooking his fingers on the hem of my clothes and refusing to let go.

My heart softened, and I almost agreed to stay here with him and not leave.However, after glancing at Fade Chen who almost plunged into the lake, I weighed it up and decided to help Xiao Ming get that guy into the cave first.

Although QAQ is quite unfair to zombies, it should be that the crying child in the legend has milk to eat...

The old zombie stared at me blankly for a long while, then let go of the fingers hooking the corner of my clothes in a lonely way.

"I'll find something to do by myself and stay awake until you come back." He whispered.

At that moment, I felt a deep sense of guilt, as if I was a cheating scumbag.

"You wait, I'll be right back."

I didn't know what to say, so I just dropped the sentence dryly and ran away.

The journey to the cave went smoothly. Fade Chen became sober after throwing up a while, and stopped making noise.However, even so, it still took me a lot of time to go back and forth.

When I returned to the lake again with guilt, the sight in front of me made me speechless for a long time.

There are many small boats made of leaves floating on the calm lake, and each boat has a small, dancing blue flame. It looks like the Milky Way in the sky has fallen into the world, so beautiful that people can't take their eyes off it.

"You are so slow, I broke ninety boats before you came back." The zombie said coquettishly drunk.

"Okay, didn't I come back to look for you? But then again, what are you doing with so many leaf boats?" I asked.

"Because I want to stay awake and wait for you to come back... If you break the leaf boat, you won't fall asleep." The zombie laughed, "And..."

"And what?" I asked.

"And you said that the Double Seventh Festival would be complete only if you set off river lanterns... My fingers are not as flexible as before, and I can't tie the river lanterns well, so let's use a leaf boat to make do with it... The effect should be similar from a distance?" He muttered, "You came from a distance, what do you think of the effect?"

what to do?Inexplicably want to cry QUQ feels like the heroine of an idol drama...

"It's super beautiful, but it's a pity that Xiaoguang and the others went back..."

Before I could finish my sentence, I was interrupted by the zombie.

"Not for them, but for you... Do you like it?"

(*￣▽￣*) Inexplicably feel that I am so happy, is this the feeling of being pampered?

"Very, very, very much!" When it was time to use it, I hated less, so I had to repeat three "very" to express my feelings, "Besides, the leaf boat is much more novel than the river lamp! You are great. It's just that ..."

"Huh?" Zombie looked at me blankly, waiting for my next sentence.

(*/ω＼*) No way, this expression is too cute!I really want to get him drunk every day!

"It's just that there are only ninety boats. It's almost meaningless ︿(￣︶￣)︿ or you can teach me how to make one, how about making up a hundred?" I said.

I'm not a Virgo, but I have a little obsessive-compulsive disorder.It would be fine if the zombie didn't tell me how many leaf boats there are in total, but now that there are ninety, I always want to round it up.

"Okay." The zombie said.

Then he handed me a leaf and led me to slowly fold up the leaf boat.

"First this... and then this..."

The folding method of the leaf boat is not complicated, but because it is the first folding, I made several wrong steps in the middle.Every time, Zombie would stop and explain to me in detail, with a gentle tone, not in a hurry or annoyed.

I suddenly felt a little emotional.

This guy should have been a perfect person before his death, right?He looks good, has a good personality, and has such skillful hands.My only regret is that I died so early.

Alas, is it true that good people don't live long?

Finally, the last two leaf boats were folded.

The zombie snapped his fingers, and a blue flame appeared at his fingertips.

He put his finger close to the boat, and then something miraculous happened. Although there was no fuel, the flame landed firmly in the middle of the leaf boat, just like the ninety boats left on the lake.

"You can make a wish." The zombie said.

I looked at my boat, then at his, and made a shameful request.

"Can we two change boats?" I asked.

"Okay, but why change?" Zombie asked back.

"Because... because it means more blessings in it." I said.

╮(╯▽╰)╭I won't tell him that I insist on exchanging because I think his boat looks better than mine.

"Thank you." The zombie said.

He solemnly took my small boat, which was obviously not in the same style as the other 99 boats, and gently placed it on the lake, then got up, clapped his hands, and began to make a wish with his eyes down.

I also put the boat on the lake according to his actions.

What wish should I make?

In fact, at the moment of launching the boat, I had many thoughts in my mind, such as blessing you to have endless tomatoes, or blessing you never to be headshot.

But it was strange to say that after getting up, all these thoughts disappeared, and there was only one wish left in my heart.

I hope that every day in the future can be spent with zombies...