Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

October 6, the first year of zombies

rainy weather

It started raining again, pattering, but this time it wasn't me who was trapped and couldn't get home, but the zombie.

"The rain scene here is beautiful." He said standing at the entrance of the cave, "It feels like a hermit."

My concept of a hermit only stays in the poems like "picking chrysanthemums under the eastern fence, and seeing Nanshan leisurely". In my opinion, this kind of life is more like a cave dweller than a hermit, with no bed, no net, no fire ...

"What do you do when it's raining?" I was a little curious about the life of the ancients, "That's the time you lived in."

The zombie didn't speak, and seemed to be lost in memory.It's no wonder, after all, he has been dead for too long, far longer than he or his time.

"I can't remember clearly, but I seemed to be watching it most of the time." The old zombie said, "Now that I think about it, I should have been a very boring person when I was alive."

"Isn't there any love affair on a rainy day?" I asked hesitantly, "like my childhood sweetheart's cousin?"

"Men and women have different seats at the age of seven, and the female relatives live in other places, so they don't usually see each other."

"What about the brothel girl?"

I originally wanted to talk about famous prostitutes in brothels, but after thinking about it, famous prostitutes should be like popular stars, and you can’t just see them whenever you want, so I changed the topic and expanded the scope.

"I keep myself clean."

"The flower girl?"

"Unfamiliar."

"Fox demon and ghost girl?"

"never seen it."

"Female classmate."

"All my classmates are men."

I have nothing more to say, if what this guy said is true, then his life is really like a dry well, lifeless...

"What about the men? Do you have any men you like?" I asked.

Unexpectedly, the zombie didn't immediately deny it, but fell silent.

Big news! ! ! !It's the first time I've seen a real gay in such a big age! ! ! !

"My God, are the ancient folk customs so open?" I couldn't tell what I was feeling, but I was inexplicably excited, "Let me guess, is it because you fell in love with a man, but your family didn't agree, so Died for love? Is that man your classmate!"

"I don't quite understand what you mean..." The zombie said slowly, "Why do you think I died for love?"

After he asked such a question, I gradually calmed down.Indeed, there is now no evidence that he died in love.

Also, as a steely straight guy, could I have misunderstood him by being so excited about the fact that he might like men?

"That's what I said, don't take it seriously." I tried to smooth things over, "Also, I like women."

The zombie looked at me, and suddenly grinned at the corner of his mouth, as if he heard some big joke.

"Woman? You give up!" He said, "You are dead, but you are still alive. No woman in the yang world is willing to marry you, and yin marriage has nothing to do with you. You are destined to be lonely!"

I don't know what the zombie has experienced before, but with just these two sentences, I can already feel his strong resentment... Sure enough, a single dog is a terrible creature, especially this kind of mother-fetal single at least A hundred years old, it can definitely be called a fighter among single dogs!

October 6, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

Today is a rare good weather (I have given up hope for sunny days), and the zombies and I decided to have some outdoor activities.This activity is the legendary "martial arts unique learning" - playing for nothing.

The rules are very simple. Each person picks a few stones that are easy for them to hold in their hands, and then stands on the shore and throws them into the water. Whoever throws them farthest is the winner.

The game was proposed by me, so naturally I have a certain inherent advantage in this contest.

First, after getting along for a long time, we can know that when the zombie was still Jiang Shi, he was completely "other people's child". His biggest hobby was reading and playing chess, and he didn't even have a crush on a girl... so The well-behaved babies don't even know what it means to "float".

Second, it is a skill to be in the water, and it is a cleverness.Although they are all corpses, compared with zombies, I have just died not long ago, and I have much stronger control over joints and muscles than him.

Third, maybe in the eyes of the zombie, I am just a "children" who always subconsciously accommodate me, which brings him many restrictions.

However, after all the calculations, I forgot one thing. Zombie has been dead for hundreds of years. During this time, he survived by himself. Naturally, he can play everything that can be played by himself!And that includes playing in the water...

"There used to be a lot of fish in this lake. Once I threw a stone and accidentally knocked the fish out."

"Oh……"

"This lake used to be even bigger, and I threw the nearby stones into it before. At that time, I felt like the Jingwei bird in the fairy tale, except that it was filled with sea, and I It fills the lake."

"Oh……"

"The scenery here is still beautiful..."

"Oh……"

The zombie finally realized that I was not in the right mood, so he stopped what he was doing and asked me, "What's wrong with you?"

I don't know what's wrong with me. Listening to the old zombie talking about those things in the past, I feel stuffy in my heart, and I feel frustrated that I missed something.

"My previous life was really boring, just a few things, if you want, I can take you to do them all." When I told him how I felt, he said to me, "It used to be so boring. It's important, it's important that we can do a lot of fun things together in the future, and then make it a precious memory."

I seriously suspect that the zombie lied to me yesterday!The mouth is so sweet, it looks like it was practiced by a group of women, and you said you don't have a girlfriend, who are you lying to? !

October 6, the first year of zombies

rainy weather

I'm seriously considering breaking up with zombies right now.He is my only friend after I became a zombie, and he usually takes good care of me, and he didn't do it on purpose this time.But, he did make me miserable!

As mentioned before, I planted two tomato plants, and the fruits on them are equivalent to preservatives for me, which can ensure that my body will not decay too quickly.

In other words, these two tomato plants are my lifeblood!

And the zombie killed these two tomato plants today!

Of course, he also kindly wanted to help me take care of the tomatoes, but he forgot that this is the end of the world, and the rain is different from the past.Sure enough, the tomatoes just touched the black rainwater, and they withered at a very fast speed... Unfortunately, there are still a lot of unripe fruits on them, and they will be ready to eat in a few days QAQ

I'm angry, very angry!

Although tomatoes can be replanted, it takes time for them to grow!Seeing that the weather is getting hotter and hotter, the old bacon with pulp like zombies is naturally not afraid, but I am a fresh corpse, and if I don’t do any embalming measures for such a long time, my body will grow worms!

When I thought of the white maggots crawling out of my body through the skin, I couldn't help but feel a chill.Instead of doing this, I might as well just pick myself up to the bone and forget it QAQ

October 6, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

Zombie said that he would find a way to compensate me, but I still didn't want to talk to him.

Alas, so sad, soon I will turn into a rotting zombie...

(depressed, no intention to keep a diary)

October 6, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

The zombie said that he had figured out a way. He could pickle me in the same way as cured ham, so that I would not have to worry about my body rotting in a short time, and it would also make the smell better.

emmmmm exudes the aroma of food?

I reject this proposal from the bottom of my heart, but in the absence of a better solution, I can only try it temporarily.

However, does this guy have ingredients for pickling things?

"I have a whole jar of salt in my place, enough to pickle you." He said so confidently.

"Antique salt?" I asked. "The kind your age is?"

He said that this salt was a sacrifice to the mountain god by nearby villagers one year. Seeing that no one took it, it was a waste to keep it, so he took it to his cave for emergency needs.

Tsk tsk, he is brave enough to steal the sacrifice of the mountain god.

However, according to his own words, his behavior is not considered stealing, it can only be regarded as accepting tribute. After all, those villagers always thought that he was the mountain god himself.

Well, anyway, I didn't live in that era, so naturally what he said was what he said.

(Although I talked to him today, I am still angry)

October 6, the first year of zombies

unknown weather

The way zombies pickle things is really rough, and it can be divided into three simple steps: [-]. Get the pickled things (that is, me) into your own grave; [-]. Find out the jar containing the salt; [-]. , Let the pickled things sit in the jar by themselves.

Well, that's what I experienced last night.I haven't left the zombie's tomb until now, and I don't know what the weather is like outside, but based on experience, it should be cloudy outside.

I can feel the water loss from my body a little bit, but looking at my fingers, there seems to be no special change.

Alas, I don't know if this trick is really useful.

Zombies have replanted the tomatoes for me and put them on the opposite side of the salt jar so that I can see their growth at any time.The other party has already done this, and I actually have nothing to be angry about, but Zombie doesn't seem to think so, even when talking to me, he is very careful, choosing topics that I like to hear.

"I'm not angry anymore," I told him. "At the end of the day, I'm also responsible for this, and you've done so much for me."

"But because of my mistake, I almost lost you." Zombie's voice was choked with sobs, "I waited for so long, and finally welcomed a person like me..."

He was on the verge of crying, but because of the lack of water in his body, he couldn't cry.

"If you are so guilty, treat me well in the future. For example, I will leave the tasks of watering the tomatoes and hanging mugwort leaves to you." I said jokingly.

However, the zombie took it seriously.

"Okay, if you need any help in the future, just tell me, this is what I should do."

QAQ finally understands why so many girls yearn to travel to the ancient times. The high-quality men in the ancient times are really good~