Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

October 6, the first year of zombies

unknown weather

Today I still spend in the salt jar, I feel that I have been marinated out of the taste of bacon... But this is good, even if I walk in the wild in the future, I don’t have to worry about being eaten by bugs (*￣▽￣*) It's just a pity that the mugwort leaves that were picked so hard at the beginning were no longer needed within a few days after getting them back.

Since my whole body was buried in salt and I couldn't move, today I played "Words Solitaire" with the zombie, only using our mouths and no hands.This game seems to be a disadvantage for me, after all, I have lived hundreds of years less than others, and I have seen less ancient times.But if you think about it carefully, the two of us are actually half a catty.So what if he sees more?I am a new human being from the Internet age. Could it be that the vocabulary of the majority of netizens is not as good as those of the ancients?

Out of guilt for ruining my two tomato plants, Zombie let me start.

"Bacon," I said.

The trump card has to be played last, so instead of picking a difficult word to start with, I found one that fit the situation.

He looks like a bacon and I smell like a bacon.

"Nutmeg." The zombie said.

"Exciting," I said.

I don't think there's anything wrong with that term, but zombies object.

"Nutmeg is not the same word as nutmeg, so it doesn't count," he said.

Tsk tsk, it looks like a literati from the old era, playing a game is so serious.

"As long as the pronunciation is the same, it counts." I said.

"So casual?" Zombie seemed a little dissatisfied with the rules of the game, but he finally remembered that he played this game to make me happy, and after muttering a few words in a low voice, he admitted this way of playing.

"The string songs don't stop." He said.

I know the word means educational and is usually used in conjunction with passing on the torch, but who made it end with "drop"?

"Drop out of school." I said.

The zombie was obviously taken aback when he heard this word, but he couldn't find anything wrong with me, so he shook his head and said, "I never get tired of learning."

"Tired of studying." I said.

I swear, I definitely didn't mean to confront zombies, but that word at the end of those words he says always makes me think of these things...

"How much do you dislike reading?" Zombie asked me with a faint look.

"I am an excellent young man who loves to learn, please don't slander me like this!" I said imitating the tone of a revolutionary movie, "Go ahead and I promise the next word will be positive!"

"Learning through the past and the present." He said.

"It's not what it used to be."

"Live next door."

"homeless."

"..."

QAQ I found it without him saying it, why are there all such words in my thesaurus?How miserable was my life? !

October 6, the first year of zombies

unknown weather

It’s already the third day, and I feel that I should be able to get it out of the vat, but the zombie insists on letting me marinate it for a while... Really, I’m not really bacon, do I need to marinate it until it tastes good?

However, there is nothing to do when I go back, and I can still order the zombie to do this and that while staying in the salt jar. Since he sincerely wants to keep me, then I will not refuse.

Having said that, after yesterday's Word Solitaire, Zombie seems to be very curious about the content of my thesaurus, and must play with me again.

"I promise, no matter what words you say, I will never laugh at you." He said.

Am I still afraid of being laughed at because of my vocabulary?You really underestimated me!This time, I must show him what is called a new era dictionary!

"You come first this time." I said.

"Vientiane update." He said.

"Thriving."

"Return to my hometown with honor."

"Reciprocity."

"Come and go freely."

"For example..." I was a little stuck, "If."

"as predicted."

"Then."

The zombie stopped again, looked at me, and said seriously: "Associated words are not commonly used in this kind of word games."

Of course I know!It's just that I didn't react all at once!

Really, they are hundreds of years old zombies, still clinging to this small mistake (▔皮▔)

"Come from behind," he said.

"The upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked." I said.

Don't look at me like that, yes, I'm talking about you!

October 7, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

I can finally go back to my own little cave, happy o(^▽^)o As the old saying goes, the golden nest and the silver nest are not as good as my dog’s nest, and the tomb of the zombie is not as luxurious as my little one. cave.

There were many bundles of moxa leaves on the cave wall, which should be the fruit of the zombie's work in the past few days, but there were still a lot of moxa leaves scattered on the ground.Of course, this can't be blamed on him, after all, the joints are hard after being dead for so long, it is already very good to be able to have this work efficiency!

The little tomatoes were also moved back into the hole.But he planted four plants but only moved half of them here. It is said that in order to prevent such accidents from happening again, he left two plants with him for emergencies.

To be honest, his appearance reminds me of my grandma. It seems that elderly people have this kind of hoarding habit. They have to keep a backup of everything, whether it is really needed or not, just for peace of mind. .

October 7, the first year of zombies

cloudy weather

It's been a long time since I've played chess with a zombie, how can I break it? !

Unexpectedly, however, the zombie actually rejected my invitation.

"You don't play chess well, and your chess skills are not good... Let's play something else."

emmmmm I admit that I am not good at chess, but where does the poor chess quality come from?He hasn't played chess with me a few times in total, so why should he say that my chess quality is poor? !

"It was deduced based on your daily performance." The old zombie said, "It feels like you are the kind of person who will throw the table if you lose."

Really, how could I have such a good self-cultivation to overthrow the table (▔dish▔) I have made up my mind on this game today!

Of course, we are still backgammon.

"Actually, backgammon can also be arranged." Zombie said, "Look, if I place a chess piece on the top, bottom, left, and right sides of this chess piece, no matter how hard you struggle, I will definitely win."

your sister!The next backgammon can be set up a formation, how idle is this guy!

No, hold back, I am a cultivated person, I can't lift the table.

"Change, this time I will hold the black stones, and you will hold the white stones." I said.

He agreed right away, as if he had concluded that no matter whether I used black or white stones, I would definitely not be able to beat him, so angry!

Of course, it turned out that what he thought seemed to be right, even if I changed the chess pieces, I was still in a passive state...

"Why are you down here?" I asked.

Obviously, it was only a little bit short, and I was able to display his formation just now... It was just a little bit short.

"I won't go down here, and I will lose when you set up the formation." The old zombie said, "Or do you want me to let you play?"

Listen, what an arrogant tone, QAQ, it's good to know this kind of thing in your heart, why did you say it?I don't want to lose face!

"I don't need you to pass the game." I gritted my teeth and said, "When I played backgammon, you were still lying in the coffin!"

"I also think you don't need me to pass the game." Zombie nodded and said, "You taught me how to play this game. Even if you make a move, it should be you who let me."

Hmph, losers can't lose!If I can't win in chess, I have to be happy verbally.

"Yeah, didn't you realize I've been letting you?" I challenged.

However, the zombie didn't come back as I expected. Instead, he smiled lightly and said: "I found out, I feel very uncomfortable losing all the time. Don't let me, an old man, show your true skills."

In this way, we played a few more games later, and I failed every time...

By the way, I couldn't hold back in the end and flipped the table...

October 7, the first year of zombies

windy weather

Today's wind is so strong that it can even roll up trees as thick as bowls!I don't know what happened to others, anyway, I stayed in the cave and dared not go out.

Speaking of which, the recent weather seems to be getting more and more abnormal, as if God really wants to reshuffle the earth...

Wait, according to the routine in the movie, the surviving people by this time should have developed supernatural powers, and they all look like the X-Men. If they are not complete, this is a certain wind power who is casting spells!

Alas, when I first watched it from the perspective of humans, I didn’t think there was any problem. Now that I’m a zombie, I’m on the opposite side of humans, and I suddenly feel that the setting in the movie is so unfair.Why only humans have supernatural powers and zombies don't? !A group of supermen with supernatural powers wiped out a large group of helpless little zombies with a wave of their hands like crushing ants. Wouldn't their conscience ache?These little zombies used to be humans too!Baobuqi was their random teammate playing online qualifying!

Suddenly I miss those years of playing games without heart and lungs, but unfortunately my account of the king is almost full level OTZ