Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

October 10, the first year of zombies

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I have to say that Zombie is really using his life to deduce what is called an earthy youth who entered the city for the first time.

Obviously the shopping mall has been turned into a pile of ruins, but his eyes are full of little stars, and he just feels like walking on Fifth Avenue here.

"What's this?" Zombie picked up a Hello Kitty plastic cup and asked, "I've seen this pattern several times, does it have any special meaning?"

This guy actually has the face to ask me, doesn't he know why he has seen Hello Kitty so many times? !

From the moment he entered the mall, he never left the children's area!

If I hadn't repeatedly blocked him, he would probably still be in the arms of Baby Bear until now...

Of course, I also tried to drag him up to the second floor to let him see the world of adults, but as soon as he saw those fashion models, he rushed down in minutes, still babbling about immorality.

(▔皮▔) He is a plastic person!What a shame!

"It's called Hello Kitty, and it's something only children would like." I slumped in the middle of the plush toys and said weakly, "Speaking of which, why are you stacking so many plush toys here? Are you building a nest for yourself? ?”

"No, I just want to hug them." Zombie said while continuing to study the plastic cup, "Soft and fluffy, just a simple touch can generate a supreme sense of happiness. "

He was right, but I always thought that only preschoolers would develop this kind of dependence on plush toys.

After all, when they grow up, they will find that there are many more attractive things in this world than plush toys.

Sigh_(:_」∠)_ I don’t know when the zombie will really grow up...

"Come and sit for a while, talk to me." I deliberately put myself in a seductive pose, and said artificially, "Do you want me or a toy?"

The zombie looked at me, then at the toy, and finally chose to walk over with the toy in his arms.

=￣ω￣=Yes, everyone is an adult, what multiple-choice questions to do...

"What's the matter?" Zombie asked.

He sat next to me and stuffed a plush toy in his arms into my hand.

I looked and it was a Hello Kitty doll.

What does he mean by giving me this thing?

"Do you like it?" Zombie asked, tilting his head, "For you."

_Hehe, what a trick to borrow flowers to offer Buddha.But does he think he can please me in this way?dream!

With a cold face, I threw Hello Kitty to him again.

"Don't you like it?" Zombie muttered, "It's obviously very cute."

"Hello Kitty is something for little girls. If you really want to give me a gift, you should also give it a domineering one. Like Megatron or something." I curled my lips and said.

Then... Zombie actually gave me the two-meter-tall baby bear to me OTZ

According to him, the bear is a very ferocious animal, and the baby bear is very big, which fully meets my requirements for "dominant".

Well, it may be that the two of us have different perceptions of the word "dominant". Looking at Baby Bear's cute face and touching its soft body, the only word that comes to my mind is "cute".

However, seeing the expectant expression of the zombie, I still smiled and accepted his gift.

"Okay, I've accepted the gift too, can we go to the next place?" I said while fiddling with the baby bear's body, thinking about how to bring it back.

This bear is really too big OTZ I think there are only two options to bring it back intact: one is to find a storage ring left over from the ancient times in the mall and stuff the bear into it; the other is to encounter it by chance Harry Potter, let him cast a spell to bring the bear back to life and follow us by himself.

However, as far as the current situation is concerned, neither of these two paths will work.

Although we are in the last days, this is neither a comic nor a movie. There will never be a protagonist with an invincible golden finger who falls from the sky to solve our troubles QAQ

"What is Harry Potter?" the zombie asked.

"Harry Potter is a legendary boy who knows magic. He has always been committed to creating troubles for himself and then solving troubles." I thought about it and said.

The zombie nodded when he heard the words, and said: "It's easy to cause trouble, but it's not easy to deal with the aftermath every time. If there is a chance, I hope to get to know this brother Ha."

Hearing the word "Brother Ha", I couldn't help laughing out loud.

Although Harry Potter is also a classic character image created a long time ago, it is certainly not as long as zombies.What's more, his surname is not "Ha", but "Potter"!

"What are you laughing at?" The zombie asked a little strangely.

"It's nothing, if there is a chance, I will definitely let you know each other." I said.

This is not nonsense.

In fact, as early as more than ten years ago, stealth games had already appeared, and in just a few years, they occupied half of the game industry.

In order to get such a game console, I saved money every day, and finally bought a second-hand one from Yanyu, and the game that comes with it is this classic Harry Potter series.

Alas, it brings back tears.I saw a game that comes with it. I thought I had picked up a treasure. I didn’t expect that the degree of freedom of the game was ridiculously high. I listened to the opening dialogue no less than a hundred times, but I only encountered it in the world of Harry Potter. Harry Potter once, or take a look at that kind of QAQ from a distance

So if I can provide the zombie with opportunities, whether or not he can meet the protagonist depends on his own destiny...

As I was thinking about it, I suddenly felt something move next to me.

The bear wobbled to its feet when I wasn't paying attention, and took two steps forward.

"This, this, this..." I was taken aback, pointing at the bear and stuttering, unable to speak.

"This is the technique of the netherworld. Puppet, be good," said the zombie.

=￣ω￣=I don’t know why, but I always feel that zombies are trying to keep the formation in order.

Wouldn't it be better to just call it "puppet art"?Why do you have to add the title of "The Art of the Netherworld"...

Didn't this guy really realize that his baby bear directly became a "ghost baby bear" after receiving the buff bonus of this title?

"Actually, I think the decoration with human face pattern is pretty nice." Zombie said to himself, "It would be cute if it was pure color, but it's a bit monotonous... After the human face pattern, it It is a unique baby bear."

╮(╯▽╰)╭ Well, I have nothing to say, as long as he is happy.

Having said that, perhaps because the baby bear followed us, the zombie seemed less repulsive about going upstairs.Although he was still a bit reluctant, under my soft and hard paw, he finally let go and agreed to go with me to the "place of immorality" in his mind.

"Look carefully, these are all dummies." Pointing to a plastic model standing not far away, he said, "Have you ever seen a girl with such a good figure?"

The zombie didn't speak, and hid behind the baby bear, refusing to come out no matter what.

"See no evil." The zombie said, "I know it's a dummy...but even if it's a dummy, it's still a woman's body."

"It doesn't even have three points, how can it be called a carcass?" I whispered, "And the head was blown off, it can't arouse any evil thoughts in people at all."

"You can't look at that." The old zombie said righteously, "It's not a gentleman's behavior to peep at other people's body."

_Hehe, how do I remember that when I was changing clothes in front of him, this guy watched with gusto and commented.If there is another cigarette in his hand, he will look like a hooligan.

Now facing a dummy, how come he acts like a gentleman?

"That's because we are both boys." The old zombie argued, "Both men and women have different seats at the age of seven, but men and men don't pay so much attention."

"But you still kissed me, did you guys kiss between men at that time?" I said unconvinced, "You are simply coveting my beauty."

After hearing this, the zombie's expression became a little subtle, as if he was suppressing a smile.

(⊙o⊙) What is he laughing at?

I subconsciously touched my face with my hand, and everything felt normal.

He touched his hair again, and everything was normal.

"Hahahahahaha, it's okay, you look fine, everything is normal." Zombie laughed.

He rarely laughed like this on weekdays, so there must be something hidden from me!

I looked around and there was nothing to laugh at.

(▔皮▔) This guy is obviously laughing at me!

"What are you laughing at?!" I asked angrily.

"Hahahahaha, look behind you." Zombie laughed.

I turned my head and looked behind me, but there was still nothing.

"What do you want me to see?" I asked again.

"This." Zombie pulled me and walked to a distorting mirror.

Looking in the mirror, we are both small, like two dwarfs.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha." Zombie laughed so hard that he couldn't help himself in the mirror, and I even doubted that if he continued to laugh like this, he would stand still in place.

"Is it so funny?" I looked at him a little strangely, not understanding where the joke was.

"Look at the two people inside, they look so strange." Zombie laughed.

"The people in the mirror are us." I said.

"How is it possible? Although there is no mirror on the mountain, I know what you look like. Anyway, you definitely don't look like you look in the mirror." The zombie said.

"Then do you feel that the clothes on the person in the mirror are a bit familiar? If you look closely, you will find that the face is also a bit familiar?" I tried to guide.

The zombie looked at it intently, and murmured: "It seems a little familiar... But if the people here are us, why do they look so different?"

"Because this is a distorting mirror." I said, "If the mirror is not flat, the images will be strange and strange, and the distorting mirror is made based on this principle."

The zombie nodded half-understood.

"Then why build such a strange mirror?"

"Because it's fun."

"Then why don't you smile?"

"Because I've seen too much."

"Oh……"