Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

October 10, the first year of zombies

Unknown weather (probably foggy)

I remember when I used to watch idol dramas, I often saw a classic plot: the male protagonist takes the female protagonist to a certain shopping mall, and then with a wave of his hand, the clerks will file in and present countless beautiful clothes.Then, there is the personal showtime of the heroine, no matter what their identity is or what they do, the moment they come out of the dressing room, they all look like seasoned models, with blingbling hair all over their bodies Light.

Every time I see this kind of scene, my cousin will see little stars in her eyes and shout "so sweet".But in my opinion, this is basically a live-action Miracle Nuan Nuan, which is totally uninspiring.

Is the dressing game fun?

I didn't think so until the moment I saw the zombie coming out of the fitting room...

A long skirt with trousers, and a pair of sneakers underneath (￣▽￣) I couldn’t help laughing out loud.

The point is that the old zombie didn't feel that there was anything wrong with his attire at all. Seeing me laughing so hard that I couldn't help it, I looked dazed.

"Did I wear it wrong?" Zombie asked, "You obviously gave me these clothes."

Hahahahahaha, I gave him good clothes, but I didn't let him wear all the clothes on his body in one go!

And that skirt, I obviously asked him to spread it on the floor to put things on, why did he put it on himself?

And the skirt looked not too big, but he actually put it on.

"Hahahahahaha, you have opened a new era of fashion." I laughed, "Tell me, what do you think?"

Wow, I thought he might have messed up his clothes, but didn't expect such a mix-and-match!If I had a mobile phone in my hand, I would definitely take pictures and post them on Weibo, and I would definitely get a lot of likes.

"I just think I should wear it like this..." Zombie said in a low voice, with a bit of aggrieved tone, "You stuffed me with so many clothes all at once, how do I know which one to wear first and which one to wear first."

Why, it sounds like I have to teach him how to dress?

After coming out of the children's area, this guy really thinks he is an older child_I don't have any hobbies in raising children, unless...

An idea suddenly appeared in my mind, so I sent the zombie to go to the dressing room to change clothes, and I quietly got up, and took a "Polaroid" from a nearby shop.

"It should still work." I muttered softly.

This kind of antique was originally discontinued before I was born, but retro has come back in fashion a few years ago.Although I have never used it, it is said that the operation of this camera is very simple, and even a fool can master its use smoothly.

"It should be to put the battery in here...and then put the photo paper here..." I tried to adjust the camera according to my understanding, but it didn't respond at all.

"Is it bad?" I whispered.

Just then, I suddenly felt someone tap my shoulder.

"Who?!" I was taken aback and asked loudly.

There was no one behind me, only a baby bear with a human face pattern looking at me innocently.

"Are you looking for me?" I poked Baby Bear's stomach with my finger and asked.

Baby Bear nodded, as if he really understood what I said.

Then, it extended a bear paw from behind, on which lay a Polaroid instruction manual.

OTZ Yes, retro things like this are usually accompanied by a paper description of the same retro.

"Thank you." I took the instructions and whispered.

Then, that baby bear actually touched my head? !

This familiar technique, and this enigmatic pampering...

"Zombie?" I called out tentatively.

Baby Bear froze, but soon put on a cute expression, pretending that he didn't understand what I was saying.

I am more sure of my inner guess.

But why is he unwilling to admit it?

Having said that, this guy has been changing clothes for a while, why hasn't he come out yet?Could it be that he broke down after changing clothes?

I took the Polaroid, walked to the front of the zombie's dressing room, and opened the curtain.

Then, I saw a scene that I will never forget.

In a small dressing room, no matter on the wall, floor or ceiling, there are densely packed human faces, and every face is crying and crying, it is more like a ghost movie than a ghost movie.

The zombie was sitting in the middle of the locker room, with a small blue flame lit on his fingertips, repeating words like "Okay, OK", "I understand", and "Extremely sympathetic".

"What's going on?" I asked.

The old zombie motioned for me to wait, then extinguished the small flame on his fingertips, and said, "That's all for today, someone is looking for me, I will continue next time when I have time."

Although those faces looked a little dissatisfied upon hearing the words, they still obediently disappeared into the darkness.

The locker room returned to normal.

"What's going on?" I asked in a daze.

Although I don't have trypophobia and have seen Yin spirits before, seeing so many Yin spirits appearing densely in front of me at once still feels a little nauseating.

It's really disgusting to see too many faces...

"Generally speaking, it is similar to the situation of being sealed in the coffin before." The old zombie said, "Some ghosts heard the news and came to complain to me."

"There's another Spirit Gathering Formation this time?" I recalled the whole story of the last incident and asked.

"I don't know how to say it..." the old zombie said, "For example, last time someone was standing on the street throwing money, causing everyone to flock to it; this time, passers-by found a place where people gathered There were so many of them, I came to join in the fun, and found someone standing on the road throwing money, so I just lingered."

=￣ω￣=Although the analogy is a bit subtle, I seem to understand it.

"It's okay, you should just accumulate merits, what if you do too many good deeds, and you will ascend in place?" I comforted.

The old zombie glanced at me faintly, and said, "Is there any benefit in ascension? I feel like it will only make me take care of these shitty things more legitimately."

It makes sense, but I can’t refute it _(:_」∠)_

Having said that, why do those people in Xianxia yearn for ascension?Looking at the situation of the zombies, it seems that being a god is not an easy task.A small mountain god has almost caused him to collapse...

"Maybe it's because of the different education I received since I was a child." The old zombie said, "For example, when I was young, the elders in the clan taught us to be a good craftsman, so at the beginning, I never thought that I would still be a craftsman. Can engage in other occupations besides craftsmen. Like those monks, they were probably taught to ascend to gods since they were young, so they subconsciously regard this as the goal of their own efforts. In other words, people who can ascend to ascension are a minority after all. , They may not even think about why they yearn for ascension, they are just working hard towards this goal."

I nodded, unable to tell what it was like.

From a certain point of view, I may not be as good as those monks who only want to ascend.At least they know what they want, and I don't even know that...

"By the way, what are you holding in your hand?" Zombie asked, "It looks very powerful."

I subconsciously glanced at the Polaroid in my hand.The pink and white color scheme, the round shell, I can't find other adjectives except "cute".

(⊙o⊙) How did the zombie see how powerful this thing is?

"This thing is called a camera. Click this place, and it can present the picture in front of the lens on the photo paper." I pressed the shutter while talking.

Then, a black film popped out of the camera.

"Is this a photo?" Zombie asked, "It seems to be pitch black, nothing can be seen."

I also find it a bit strange.Although I have never used this kind of old-fashioned camera before, I have seen people take pictures with it, and the photos taken are obviously not like this...

"Maybe it's because the light is too dark...you light a fire to brighten up the surroundings." I said.

However, the zombie did not move, and still maintained its original posture.

Speaking of it, it seems that the zombie has not moved since just now.Is it quite dead?

I stretched out my finger and poked the zombie's arm.

He didn't move.

I poked him in the face again.

The guy still didn't move.

"Hahahahahahaha, what's going on with you?" I laughed, "Why are you so dead? Could it be that this fitting room is made of mahogany?"

"It's nothing, I'll be fine in a while." Zombie pretended to be calm, "You take the camera and go elsewhere to take pictures, I will find you later."

"I'll wait for you here, just to discuss the next plan." I fiddled with the camera while talking, and pressed the shutter again in a certain direction.

Accompanied by the sound of the shutter, I felt that the zombie seemed to shake.

(*￣▽￣*) Hey, this guy is afraid of the shutter?interesting!

In order to verify my guess, I pressed the shutter again while the zombie was not paying attention.He did tremble again.

"Are you afraid of the sound of the shutter?" I asked.

"I'm not afraid, but Yinling is afraid." Zombie said helplessly, "As soon as you press the shutter, they explode, screaming in my head... Can you imagine the feeling of tens of thousands of people screaming at the same time? ?”

I can't imagine it, but it should be very exciting (￣▽￣)

The camera couldn't play anymore, I sat there bored, so I moved my eyes to the zombie again.

"You said you can't move now, why don't I help you change your clothes." I said eagerly.

Then, without waiting for the zombie to express his opinion, I came up and began to pick off his clothes.

Speaking of which, the skirt was really tight. I tried several angles but failed to take it off. Later, I cut it open with my nails.

Then, I found out that the zombie was actually wearing his underwear over his trousers? !

Hahahahahaha, I laughed so hard, does he think he is a superman?Putting on underwear and going to save the world?

No, I must record such a classic scene with Polaroid!