Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

October 10, the first year of zombies

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Yesterday's game seemed to have opened the door to a new world for Zombie, and made him think a lot of weird ideas.

For example, I want to go to the coffee shop to have afternoon tea together, go to the zoo to feed the elephants together, go to the aquarium to take photos with dolphins together, go to the library to see together...

I dare not let him continue playing, because according to the routine, the next step is to go to Sakura Country Hot Spring OTZ with my virtual girlfriend. Although this is one of the links I am most looking forward to, but other things can be done in City B Solve, there is really no way to soak in hot springs.

"By the way, this game has been played to a certain extent. The virtual girlfriend can be artificialized, and you can talk to him directly." For this, you can just chat with my virtual girlfriend 'Qiqi' who I cultivated before."

"Your virtual girlfriend..." Zombie smiled and didn't say anything, but I felt cold all over my body inexplicably, as if a cold air rushed towards my face.

Could it be that the windows were not closed?

I got up to check, only to find that the window was closed tightly.

"What's wrong?" Zombie asked.

"Do you feel a little cold?" I asked, "And it's the kind of cold that oozes from your bones... Could it be that the number of ghosts in this room has exceeded the standard again?"

"No, it didn't exceed the standard... If it's cold, just cover it with a quilt." The old zombie said, "The quilts in the mall are light and soft, but I don't know if it's warm or not."

=￣ω￣=In fact, whether it is warm or not doesn’t make much difference to us, right?The principle of the quilt is to keep warm and reduce the heat lost from the human body to the outside world, but we ourselves are corpses that do not generate heat...

However, seeing the expectant look on the zombie's face, I still nodded, took off my shoes and lay obediently on the bed, and asked him to cover me with a quilt.

Obviously, as a corpse, I don't need to sleep, but when the quilt covered me, I couldn't help but yawned.

"Are you sleepy?" Zombie asked.

"Not sleepy. By the way, don't stand up, lie down, or you won't be able to see the screen from my position."

As I said that, I moved to the side to make room for the zombie on the bed.

"Is it really okay?" Zombie seemed a little shy, reluctant to go to bed.

"You're not a girl, what are you trying to do, are you still afraid that I'll take advantage of you?" I laughed.

The zombie didn't shirk anything anymore, and got on my bed.

Although my bed is not small, it is definitely not too big. It is still a bit crowded for two big men to lie on it.

I could clearly feel the nervousness of the zombie. He was lying on the bed and did not dare to move, just like when he was lifting a corpse.

"Hey, you don't share the same bed with me, are you so nervous that you become rigid?" I poked the zombie's arm and asked.

"No, no, it's just that I haven't been in bed for a long time, and I feel a little strange." The zombie said, "It's soft, like lying on a cloud, and I don't feel safe."

I don't quite understand the zombie's feelings. After all, for me, this bed is something I'm used to sleeping on. Although there is one more person on it now, it still makes me feel very kind.

"Do you think I can move this bed to the mountains?" I discussed with the zombie, "If it's inconvenient, let me move the mattress."

"But where do you put your things after you move out? In the cave you used to live in? Or in my tomb?" The zombie said, it seemed that he didn't agree with my proposal.

I thought about it, and there seemed to be no place to put it.

I don't plan to go back to live in the original cave. The tomb of the zombie is not very big. His coffin alone takes up a quarter of the space. With various funeral objects, there is a place to stay. That's fine.

"If I propose to move your coffin out, will you kill me?" I asked tentatively.

The zombie didn't speak, but gave me a look to let me experience it myself.

OTZ Well, it seems that my cute little mattress and I are destined not to be together forever, and we can only make out more in a limited time.

"Just treat me as if I'm on the bed these two days." I hugged the pillow and said, "Unless something important happens, I won't leave this bed."

I thought that the zombie would say "Zhihu Zheye" to persuade me as usual, but I didn't expect him to just pat my head without saying anything.

"Don't you want to comment on my salty fish's behavior?" I asked.

"It's good to lie on the bed. I used to love to lie in the coffin when I was free." The zombie said, "Or do you want me to lie with you?"

"If you are lying with me, who will water and fertilize the little leaves?" I asked, "Also, shouldn't A Teng change the pot in a few days? If you are salting fish here, who will change the pot for him ?”

"Watering Ye Zhi is just my personal hobby. If he is really thirsty, he will find water to drink himself. As for changing the basin, you don't have to worry about it. Ye Zhi will take good care of his little friend. "The zombie said, "These are not problems, what matters is what you think."

"I just want to say that you really don't have to worry about growing flowers." I said, "I don't know how the land on the mountain is, but if you calculate the time, you should be able to harvest it."

Thinking of the land in the mountains, I somehow want to go back.

Compared with City B, that place seems to give me a more sense of belonging to "home".

Just as I was thinking, a burst of music suddenly came from my ears. It turned out that I accidentally touched the game interface just now.

"Haney, you haven't visited him for a long time, is there another goblin outside?"

A sister Yu with gorgeous makeup and enchanting figure appeared on the screen, coquettishly acting like me through the screen.

"You... like this type?" The zombie pointed at the screen with an expression of disbelief.

OTZ Well, I played this game when I was in high school. At that time, I was under a lot of academic pressure, and I couldn’t talk about a girlfriend in three dimensions, so I pinned all my emotions on my virtual girlfriend.At that time, my aesthetics was also very simple and rude, and I only liked big breasts Yujie, in my eyes, this is the real woman.

"You just think I was young and ignorant." I whispered, "But don't look at Qiqi's appearance, she is actually very gentle in her bones."

"Oh." Zombie responded lightly, but for some reason, I felt a strong jealousy from his simple syllables.

This interactive mode automatically turns on the camera by default, so when we see Kiki, the other party can also "see" me and the zombie.

"Haney, you brought friends here." Qiqi covered her mouth and smiled, her eyes kept looking up and down the zombie, "He looks quite handsome, but his face is not very good, like a dead person."

Although the other party is just a virtual character, I still want to praise my good eyesight.

Isn't this guy a dead man?Still dead for hundreds of years.

"Qiqi, this is Jiang Shi, who is very important to me." I introduced Zombie to Qiqi, "He has never played this kind of game before, so I want you to talk to him .”

"Okay, what does the handsome guy want to talk about?" Qiqi said, winking at the zombie.

I don't know why, but I suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.

I don't know if Qi Qiqi winks at others, or if the stiff old corpse is winked at by others.

"Although you are just a virtual person, you are still a girl, so you should behave more dignified." Zombie looked at Qiqi and said with disgust, "And your clothes, showing your waist and legs Yes, wearing it is the same as not wearing it."

Qiqi was a little dazed, obviously she didn't expect the zombie to talk to her like this.

I couldn't help laughing out loud.

"It's my fault. I set her in 'sexy' mode." I explained.

"That's right, handsome boy, you are so serious, but you are actually a coquettish person in your bones." Qiqi said, "Do you think my behavior is not dignified? Then teach me what I should do."

QUQ At the beginning, I just fell in love with Qiqi's provocative tone. I wished I could spend every day in the game, and almost died of exhaustion.I just don't know if the zombie can give any interesting response under this kind of provocation.

"You look very immodest now." The zombie said, "As a woman, have you ever read "The Commandments for Women" by Ban Zhao?"

"I haven't seen it." Qiqi said, "But I have seen more interesting ones."

I thought the zombie would ask what it was next, and then Kiki would lead him by the nose.Unexpectedly, he shook his head slightly and said, "It's not that it's interesting, but it's something that a woman must know."

"Cut, isn't it the three obediences and four virtues?" Qiqi rolled her eyes and said, "Did you come from ancient times? You still carry it when you chat with girls. You must not have a girlfriend in real life."

Appeared!Kiki's taunting skills!

In other words, this game has a very magical setting, that is the character setting of the virtual girlfriend.

For every lovable character there is a not so lovable character.For example, "□□" and "cleanliness", and Kiki's "sexy" and "venomous tongue".

Countless times, I have been beaten to pieces by Qiqi, and I wish I could die to apologize.

OTZ is obviously a virtual girlfriend, what kind of realism is she pursuing, wouldn't it be good to let her appear in a perfect form?

"I did come from the ancient times you said. I don't know what misunderstandings you have about the Three Obediences and Four Virtues, but when I was alive, all the girls in my family would learn the "Women's Commandments". Take the three of the "Three Obediences and Four Virtues" Generally speaking, when a girl is not married, her father loves her, after she is married, her husband cherishes her, and in her later years, she has a son to protect her. Is there anything wrong with that? If a man can’t even protect his own daughter, wife, and mother What face do you have to live in the world?" Zombie said, "It's good that you are a virtual character living on the screen, if not, you will suffer a lot if you walk outside with this style of behavior."

Qiqi didn't speak in a daze, obviously, what the zombie said was beyond her comprehension.

"Are you a straight male cancer?" After a while, she asked.

"Straight male cancer?" Zombie looked at me suspiciously, and I briefly explained the meaning of the word to him.

"I'm not." The old zombie said, "Although it fits in many places, I'm not a straight man."

"Sure enough, an attractive boy either already has a girlfriend, or he's gay." Qiqi said with emotion, "Speaking of which, we know each other now, let me meet your boyfriend some other day."

"You've already seen it." Zombie said, "The coward is my boyfriend."

"That's me," I added.

Qiqi was silent again, motionless, which made me suspect that the game had crashed.

"You quit the game, I need to take it easy." Qiqi said, "The husband I created has a partner, and the new favorite little fresh meat also has a partner, and the two are still a couple... I want to ask a question , in that case, why do you still play the virtual girlfriend game?"

Before I had time to explain, I was preempted by the zombie.

"Because I want to meet my ex-girlfriend." He said, "But I am very satisfied with the result, because from all angles, I have won."

After finishing speaking, he turned off the game with a "snap", leaving me dumbfounded.

"You, you..." I wanted to say a lot, but I couldn't say a word, "She's just a fictional character."

"I know she is a fictional character." Zombie said, "But when I think that she is a girlfriend created by you, I feel very uncomfortable."

The aggrieved tone in his tone made me suddenly feel guilty.

It seems really inhumane to force him to meet his former "wife" even though he has accepted his confession.

"I know, I won't play this game again in the future." I said, "But I have other more interesting games here, do you want to play?"

"What game?" Zombie asked.

"Immersive games." I said, "But this kind of game is controlled by brain waves. I don't know if we still have such a thing as brain waves, and whether we can successfully enter the game."

If you can successfully enter, it will be regarded as a benefit for the zombies.