Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

October 10, the first year of zombies

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Knowing that Zombie and I planned to enter the game world, Xiao Yezi was shocked, unable to recover for a long time.

"I must have heard it wrong." Xiao Yezi murmured as she walked towards the flowerpot, "It must be that the nutrients she absorbed recently were not enough, and she had auditory hallucinations. She must return to her original shape and take good care of it."

Then, he stepped into the pot and became a bare little seedling again.

"It feels like there are still beautiful flowers." Zombie stretched out his hand to poke, and said with some regret, "Are you really not considering growing a few more flowers?"

"Will you pull out the flowers once they grow..." Xiao Yezi said aggrievedly, "If you want to pull them out, you should tell me in advance, let me be prepared! It's very painful to be pulled out unexpectedly. Don't you Aren't you afraid that I will have a psychological shadow in the future and won't be able to grow flowers?"

I rubbed against the zombie's back with a guilty conscience.

Yesterday Xiao Yezi slept on the sofa, the little flower on the top of her head flickered, she looked very cute.

Then, my hands were itchy, and I accidentally pulled out his flowers again.

"I'm sorry, I will definitely stay away from your flowers in the future." I said.

Xiao Ye Zi didn't speak, she seemed to be still angry.

However, just as we were about to turn around and leave, he stretched out a thin beard and caught my finger.

"Are you really going to enter the game?" Xiao Yezi asked, "What if a zombie breaks in and eats me? I haven't produced any seeds yet, and if you die, you will really die again." Can't see me anymore."

"So you must work hard to survive." The old zombie said, "If we find you dead after we come back, we will avenge you when we have time."

"Indulging in games hurts your health, why don't you stop?" Xiao Yezi stretched out a few thin beards and entangled us.

I tried to struggle, and found that the beard was unexpectedly strong, and I couldn't pull it off.

"If you have something to say, why are you kidnapping us?" I got a little angry, and unconsciously turned up the volume.

Xiao Ye Zi trembled subconsciously, with a hint of crying in her voice.

"I don't want you to die." He said.

"But we are corpses." The zombie said.

Well, I understand what Xiao Yezi means, but we just play a game, and it won't take a few hours if we play a full game, so why does it involve life and death?

"Immersive games need to fully immerse the consciousness in the game. Although the five senses are still there, they are not as sharp as usual." Xiao Yezi said, "You said that the two of you are already corpses, and the five senses have deteriorated. What is the difference between pulling away and a real corpse?"

"That's right, but it's not like we won't come back." I said, "When the game is over and the consciousness returns to the body, everything will return to normal."

"But what if other creatures from outside the world attack you during the time you are in the game?" Xiao Yezi said, "If the body is damaged, the damage will be permanent."

Indeed OTZ I hadn't thought of that before.

However, since Little Leaf knows that once our body is injured, it will be permanent, why is it tied so tightly?Such thin beards can easily cut the skin.

"You promise me not to enter the game first, otherwise I won't let go." Xiao Yezi said, "The game world is not as fun as the real world. We are now in the end of the world, and our daily lives are much more exciting than games."

Maybe because I got excited, Xiao Yezi unconsciously tightened his beard a little more, which made me feel a little uncomfortable.

"Release." The old zombie said, "I'm going to be angry if you continue like this."

For some unknown reason, Xiao Ye Zi seemed to be a little afraid of zombies. Hearing what he said, she relaxed her beard a little, but it didn't completely spread out.

"I, I'm doing this for your own good." He said firmly.

QAQ It seems that Xiao Yezi is also a brat at heart... Why do brats always let me run into them?

I can feel that the zombie is really not very happy, and is approaching the verge of anger step by step at this moment.

"Is it loose?" Zombie asked again.

"Not loose." Xiao Yezi said.

This guy, Xiao Yezi... is more ominous than ominous.

However, just when I thought that the zombie would not be able to resist burning Little Leaf, he suddenly smiled and said softly: "Okay, we won't go."

"Ah?" Xiao Yezi and I were a little confused, not sure what was going on.

"Really?" Little Leaf asked.

He silently retracted the beard that bound us, and sat on the window sill in human form, looking straight at us.

Only then did I realize that in just a few days, Xiao Yezi seemed to have grown up a bit, even though she still looked like a child.

"Really." The old zombie said, "You've already said that, if we still insist on entering the game, wouldn't we be too ignorant?"

"I didn't mean that either." Xiao Yezi turned her head away and whispered, "I'm afraid that you will be in danger after entering the game."

_This child is obviously timid, he is afraid that he will be in danger without the umbrella.

Although the situation he said does exist, we have almighty ghosts, they are directly connected to the consciousness of zombies, if there is any trouble in the real world, we will know immediately, and it is completely impossible for something to happen.

"Yeah, I was almost impulsive." The old zombie said, "I spent hundreds of years alone on the mountain, and finally I was able to go down the mountain, but found that the scene below the mountain has become this scene, I remember it It's completely different in the middle of the game. Alas, Donger said that he has an ancient game there, which can let me relive the years of my life, so I can't wait to experience it, completely without thinking that even if it is only a few hours, there may still be various All sorts of situations."

"Ah...so that's the case." Xiao Yezi murmured, "I can understand your feelings."

=￣ω￣=How can he understand this kind of thing, is he also a plant that has lived for hundreds of years?

It is said that herbaceous plants should not live so long...

"When I was still in school, I liked a dandelion. She also had a good impression of me. We chatted very well... But the happy time is always short. One day, when a gust of wind blew, she had to Follow my own instincts to embark on the journey. Before leaving, I made a promise with her that if one day I could leave the flower garden, I would definitely follow the direction she flew to find her. However, I went all the way north, searched and searched, and saw countless dandelions , but none of them belong to her." Xiao Yezi said.

I was dumbfounded when I heard it, and I didn't know what his story had to do with the zombie's situation.

However, the zombie seemed to understand, nodded, and said: "Missing is not a mistake, but a pass. Earlier, the mountain was bustling with people, but I was worried that they would not be able to accept me and did not go down the mountain. Now, everything is different It's..."

"Actually, it's not the same in the game." I whispered, "It's just an ancient game, and it's impossible to completely restore the ancient times."

"But there are more or less retro elements!" Xiao Yezi shouted at me with tears in her eyes, "Don't spoil the atmosphere like this, okay?"

Why is this kid from OTZ talking and crying?Where are the tears?

Having said that, he was the one who refused to let us enter the game just now, and now he is the one who says I am ky, doesn't he feel divided?

I couldn't help but yell at Xiao Yezi.

Then, the little guy was silent for a while, as if he had made up his mind, he suddenly clenched his fists and said, "Don't worry, I will guard this house, and I will never let other creatures come in!"

(⊙o⊙) Listening to him means that he agrees with us to go again?

"Aren't you afraid that zombies will come and eat you?" I asked.

"I'm afraid..." Xiao Yezi thought for a while and said, "Or Mr. Zombie will stay and watch the house with me, and let Mr. Zombie enter the game by himself."

This is a good way!

Just as I was about to agree, the zombie spoke up.

"No." He said, "I have never played with this kind of thing, and I need someone to bring it."

"It's okay, there are novice navigation..." I said.

Before the words fell, I felt that the zombie glanced at me with a sad expression.

So, I changed the subject and continued, "But how can a novice navigator be as caring as a real navigator? Maybe you don't even know the meaning of some of the words he said, so let me guide you in person."

"That's right." The old zombie said, "And I believe that Xiao Yezi can protect our home even if she is alone."

"But I'm just a little Yaya." Little Yezi said, "Little Yaya who doesn't even have a flower on his head... I will definitely die if I meet a zombie."

=￣ω￣=I think this kid really underestimates me, just the trick he used to bind me and the zombies just now, if he is skilled, killing a large number of zombies is not a problem at all.

Having said that, I am also a zombie, why do I feel like I am always messing with other zombies recently?

If they were conscious, they would probably hate me...

All in all, after the zombie gave Xiao Yezi a sound transmission bowl, he finally stopped making noise and agreed to let the zombie and I go to the game world together.

As for why it is a sound transmission bowl and not something else... According to Zombie himself, it is because he thinks that bowls are especially good at picking up sound, and if Xiao Yezi howls at that time, he will definitely hear it.

Well, I tentatively agree with this reason.

PS:

When picking games, the three of us had a disagreement.

Zombie wants to choose management games, Xiao Yezi recommends strategy games, and I prefer Xianxia games.

Business games are too time-consuming, and our daily life in this world is farming, collecting supplies, and raising children. It would be too boring to do the same thing after entering the game;

Strategy games are a bit interesting, but they are too brain-intensive for OTZ to play the game map.Of course, based on experience, I feel that Zombie is not a person who knows how to calculate. For hundreds of years, he has not even had anyone around him, so how can he talk about calculations?

Thinking about it this way, it really is the best game of Xian Xia (*￣▽￣*) to be happy with kindness and hatred, to sing about wine, and by the way, let zombies learn how other people's immortals live on weekdays.To be honest, he doesn't have any sense of immortality on his body now, he is completely a dead house who loves farming... I really don't know how those ghosts think he is the mountain god OTZ