[Journey to the West] Legend of the Little Demon

The backyard of Gao Laozhuang Gao Mansion.

"The sky is panic... the earth is panic...monsters, monsters, don't be rampant! The sky is lingling, the earth is lingling, I beg the gods to show their spirits..." The clear and tender voice was deliberately protracted, repeatedly chanted, in the empty courtyard It is very clear.

The little Taoist nun wearing a plain Taoist robe with wide sleeves and flowing clouds folded her super long sleeves in a serious manner, revealing a white and tender tender hand, and grabbed the demon-catching bell on the altar, "Dingling—— Dingling——" Shaking rhythmically, the little head tied with a little Jiujiu ball head cooperated with the little bit, drawing circles in the void.

At noon, the scorching sun was so hot that people could hardly open their eyes, but in the backyard of Gao Laozhuang Gao Mansion, there were young servants in Tsing Yi and Mi Fen skirt girls on the inner and outer three floors.

Including the leader, Mrs. Gao and Mrs. Gao, all the people raised their heads and looked at the sky stupidly, hoping that there would really be heavenly soldiers and generals, and gods would come down to rescue the third lady of Gao's mansion.

It turned out that at this time, the "Lingmiao" little Taoist nun who was newly invited by Gaofu to catch the demons and subdue the demons was opening the altar, preparing to subdue the demons!

As for what kind of monster the Gao Mansion is going to bring down, the time has to be pushed forward by three years...

Three years ago, there was still a group of bandits living on Wangyun Mountain near Gaolaozhuang Village. When they had nothing to do, they liked to go down the mountain to do some bad things, such as looting and looting.

Once, when the leader of the bandits took his children down the mountain to "nourish", he fell in love with the third lady of the Gao Mansion, and in the dead of night, he wanted to snatch her up the mountain to become the wife of the village!Just at this time, a hero who is full of pride and compassion, sees injustice and draws his sword to help them. He not only helps them fight off the thieves, but also leads the villagers to wipe out the bandit dens in one go.

Later, the hero stayed in the Gao Mansion and served as the personal bodyguard and the man of the farm for Mr. Gao, and then he and the third lady were heroes who love beauties, beauties cherish heroes, and their relationship quickly heated up. Gao's door-to-door son-in-law.

In the end, everything happened on the day the two got married.The hero in the mouth of the folks was overwhelmed with complacency, and turned into a monster with a long nose and big ears after overeating!Everyone who came to the wedding in Gao Laozhuang was scared when they saw it. Master Gao was even more unwilling to hand over his precious daughter to a pig-faced monster, and wanted to call off the marriage.

Where would the monster be willing?

In a fit of rage, the monster imprisoned the third lady of Gaofu in the backyard of the Gaofu. He didn't know what kind of magic he used later, and a three-foot-three high fence without doors "grew" in the flat ground of the backyard!It's true that people outside can't get in, and people inside can't get out. Mrs. Gao is so anxious that she is about to cry and go blind.

Mr. Gao had no choice but to find mages, monks and Taoist priests to catch the monster, but they couldn't catch the monster. Every day, he was seen coming and going in the wind and making waves in the backyard.No, a few days ago, I sent my servants to make money to go out to find a strange and capable person who subdues demons and slays demons.

Unexpectedly, after Zhaocai just left the gate, he went and returned, and told with a happy face that he had found a person who had the ability to subdue demons, and the one who led in was the little Taoist nun who was doing the work at the altar.

I saw the naughty little Taoist nun in the middle of the field quickly glanced at the onlookers with her clever black beans and almond eyes, quickly raised the mahogany sword on the altar, and suddenly shouted: "The sky is spirited, the earth is spirited, demons and ghosts are all active! I ran into this Taoist nun today, and told you to see the King of Hades immediately!"

A mouthful of feeding water was sprayed over suddenly, and the talisman fire shot up instantly, with extraordinary momentum, which frightened the onlookers for a moment, and they had already compared her to a god-man in their hearts.

Everyone stared at the little Taoist nun in the middle of the yard who was shaking her head and casting a spell without blinking, her face was full of expectation, worry and excitement.

However, after three sticks of incense quietly, not to mention gods and monsters, not even a bird flew overhead!

"This..." Master Gao and Mrs. Gao looked at each other, the disappointment on their faces could not be concealed.Madam Gao wiped her tears with her handkerchief, not to mention how sad she looked.

Feeling that he was being teased, Master Gao glared at Zhao Cai who was standing beside him, and shouted in a low voice: "Where did you pick up the quack warlock, you are quite courageous, dare to cheat your master for money, don't you?" Waving, a nail on the forehead is about to greet the past.

Zhaocai hurriedly bowed his back, bowed again and again with a bitter face, and argued: "Master, my good master! How dare a villain cheat the master? You can tell Zhaocai from the beginning to the end, and it won't be too late!"

In other words, Zhaocai carried his luggage early in the morning, and took the employment money of a few taels of silver from the master. He left the gate of the mansion, and just walked on the road, when he was caught by a little Taoist nun who was holding a whisk and wearing a suit of red robes that didn't fit. blocked the way.

The little Taoist girl smiled with crooked brows and eyes, she was very kind, and she looked like a newcomer, but as soon as she opened her mouth, she made Zhaocai kneel down.

"The aborigine of Gaolaozhuang who was born in Renyin, Bingshen month, Xinchou day in the Jiazi year—Gao Zhaocai?" The little Taoist girl flicked the dust, shaking Zhaocai's eyes, counting her fingers, and continued: " Alas, I have pity on you going out to find someone capable of subjugating demons this time, I'm afraid you will never return!"

She could actually tell his birthday and his purpose of going out without any mistakes!It is simply a living fairy!

Seeing that the little nun was about to leave after she finished speaking, how could Zhaocai let her go?

Even the gods in life have said that going out is a catastrophe, and there will be no return, and he will not leave the Gaofu even if he has the courage.

The little Taoist nun in front of her looks like she has great supernatural powers!Zhaocai bent his legs, hugged the little Taoist nun's legs and refused to let her go, begging the little Taoist nun to come into the mansion to subdue the demon with snot and tears.

No, without waiting for the little Taoist nun to agree, she was dragged and dragged to see the master and wife, but before entering the mansion, the little Taoist nun seriously demanded to open the altar immediately, so there was The scene above.

Holding a brass bell in one hand and a mahogany sword in the other, the little Taoist nun cast a glance at the noisy crowd, who had already begun to discuss, with a sly smile flashing across her lips.

Who else is this little Taoist nun who pretends to be a ghost?Naturally, it is the little Jinmao mouse, Bai Zhizhi, whose lifelong pursuit is to sabotage the great cause of learning Buddhist scriptures and eat the meat of Tang monks.

She originally planned to skip the Gao Laozhuang dungeon, and directly find a boss who has the potential to eat Tang Monk's meat, and be him a pony.

But when she came to Gaolaozhuang and heard the story of the high wall in the Gaofu, she thought about it again: Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva left Tang Xuanzang's second disciple Zhu Bajie in Gaolaozhuang to escort him to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures. Yusun Monkey catches demons for Gaofu.

But what if she caught this "demon" ahead of time?Or let Zhu Bajie disappear for a while to avoid the plot of Tang Seng Gao Laozhuang accepting apprentices, then...hehe...wouldn't the quartet of Buddhist scriptures be missing a capable leader, and she would also be missing an opponent?

Let's do it!

Therefore, as a little goblin, she dressed up as a little Taoist nun who subdues demons and slays demons. With the help of Liuli's tasteless ability to see through the birth date, she successfully broke into the Gaofu who was in a hurry to seek medical treatment.

As a little goblin with low skills, we can't fight against monster capture lover Sun Houzi, nor can we overthrow the former canopy general Zhu Bajie, we still have some self-knowledge.

So what is our basis for catching monsters?

Ding dong!Of course it is our clever brain with a capacity of three walnuts!

After all, we are prophets who have seen through the plot, so we will play psychological tactics with them first.

"Ah! The little Taoist nun vomited blood!" Among the servants and servants, there were sharp-eyed servants who saw Zhizhi in front of the altar suddenly turn pale, and spurt out an extremely spectacular fountain of blood. The timid one immediately fled in all directions, Nuoda was in a high house, but no one came forward to support Zhi Zhiyao's body that was about to fall.

Zhizhi, who thought his acting skills were outstanding, fell into the melancholy of having no partner, looking up at the sky at 45 degrees, bright and sad.

Squeaking and smacking his mouth, he greedily swallowed the remaining tomato juice in his mouth, slowly wiped off the "blood stains" at the corners of his mouth, put down the mahogany sword and brass bell, picked up the pretending whisk, and approached with three steps. Mr. Gao.

Master Gao tightly held onto Madam's hand, tremblingly watching Zhi Zhi walking over like a zombie, his legs were shaking non-stop, thinking that she was a ghost.

So, Chi Chi, what the heck is your acting skills?

"Ghost Upper Body" Zhizhi frowned, "Alas," opened his mouth, lowered his eyes as he was about to say something, and sighed.It took a while before he spoke again in a very serious manner: "Master Gao, Mrs. Gao, the monsters haunting your house are not small! To be honest, even the gods in the sky are unwilling to help. But..."

Mrs. Gao, who loves her daughter dearly, heard the "but" full of twists and turns, and immediately looked back at Zhizhi with hope. hands, and prayed tearfully: "Taoist Lingmiao! You must save our Cuilan!"

Zhizhi, who was held by warm hands, narrowed his eyes happily, oh~ familiar, mother's smell!

She grinned, patted Madam's hand comfortingly, her two teeth basked in the sun, and said with a raised tone of confidence, "Madam, don't worry, Xiaodao just happens to have the ability to bring him down~~"

Mrs. Gao was overjoyed when she heard the words, and hurriedly said: "Thank you! Thank you little Taoist! If you can save my family Cuilan, my Gao family will definitely reward you with a lot of money!"

When Zhi Zhi heard that there was a lot of money, his eyes lit up, and he swallowed involuntarily, his eyes glistened with money-lovers, and he opened his mouth to ask, "How much is the big money?".

It's a pity that the hand of the landlady in her hand hadn't been warmed up before being taken away by the guarded Master Gao, who asked vigilantly, "Aren't you a gangster who comes here to cheat money?"

have to!I have heard that Mr. Gao is stingy and suspicious, which reveals his nature. Fortunately, we have a countermeasure.

Zhi Zhi planned to use a big move to open the eyes of a group of ordinary people.

"If we didn't have diamonds, we wouldn't have taken your family's porcelain job." Zhi Zhi, who believes in making money with kindness, was not angry, and waved the dust in an unpredictable manner, sweeping Mr. Gao's face itchy, and then continued : "Since the gods in the sky don't come to collect the demons, then let's invite the underground ghosts to collect them!"

After finishing speaking, he stuffed the whisk into Master Gao's hand, bent down to take off his shoes, and then revealed two plump white feet.

Yes, she wants to dance to the Great God!

Where would she invite some underground ghosts?She only recognizes one ghost who came down from the ground——Ghost General of Fuyun Temple in Heishan.

Tsk, thinking of those murderous and unblinking eyes, goosebumps all over his body.

The so-called "ghosts" are grain-eating insects she caught in advance. They look scary and disgusting, but they are actually gentle and kind-hearted monsters who like to eat sesame and black beans.Later, we will scatter the little black beans hidden in our hands, and then throw out the young gluttonous bugs hidden in our sleeves.

Every time the gluttonous insect eats a bean, its body grows three feet, and in a short while it grows to the size of a child. The whole process looks like a hideous monster growing out of the ground.

Chi Chi let it out for a walk to scare Mr. Gao, and when it was done, he pressed it on its stomach, and all the little black beans would be spit out, and the gluttonous gluttons would fly away!

Zhizhi closed his eyes, murmured words, stomped the ground with both feet, and drew circles around the altar.

Gradually, it became dancing the Harvest Dance learned from the Batu Caves.

She tilted her head, twisted her waist, clasped her hands, and watched the Tai Chi Eight Diagrams under her feet turn into a magical six-pointed star.

Suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in Zhi Zhi's mind, his small eyes rolled around like this, and he twirled the formula with his fingers, and recited the "Om" mantra in a serious manner.

All of a sudden, there was a gust of wind on the flat ground, and the flying sand and rocks attracted the eyes.

Everyone thought that the monster was coming again, and they all looked for places to hide.

The gust of wind stopped in a blink of an eye, and I saw a whirl in the soil, and a little old man half a man's height came out of it, and as soon as he appeared, he folded his hands and knelt down and kowtowed loudly: "Great sage! This little god is here!" Fangtu, the driver is late, please forgive me! Please forgive me!"

"puff!!!"

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'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' `````````````````Half a month later, Wukong and Master Xuanzang came to Gaolaozhuang.

At this time, the fairy name of the Great Sage Fairy has been widely spread, and the legend of her (?) Monkey King is circulating everywhere...

Gao Tianran, who sells peaches: what?You say you are Monkey King?Ha ha ha ha!It's funny!Gao Mo, this monkey monk said he was the Monkey King?Hahahahahahahaha all Gao Laozhuang people: Hahahaha +111

Great Holy Father: ...

After all, I don't know how Zhizhi will conquer Bajie with nothing but white wolves, let's read the next chapter-the little demon explores the hidden house at night, and the idiot Bajie doesn't know his wife.

#今天小剧场——The Gossip of the Great Holy Lord We Passed in Those Years#

At the National Land Master Conference, gossip spread everywhere.

"Hey, have you heard? Monkey King is a mother!"

"Ah! Isn't it a male stone monkey bred by heaven and earth?"

"What! It's obviously a cute chrysanthemum~"

"Who is that, have you heard? The mouse spirit is the daughter of the Monkey King!"

"Huh? The Great Sage Equaling Heaven is married? Didn't he escort Tang Monk to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures?"

"Yeah, people are so talented! When you blow the monkey hair uprooted, you can transform yourself into a clone and go to learn Buddhist scriptures, and you have settled down in Gaolaozhuang with your wife and doll!"

"Old man, have you heard? Monkey King and Marshal Tianpeng gave birth to a little mouse!"

"What? The monkey and the pig had a mouse?"

in those days:

"One pine nut, one formula."

"Squeak~"

Rascal Zhizhi held a press conference to publicly apologize to the Great Sage, crying until pear blossoms rained down, but he couldn't stop complaining in his heart: The devil knows that the magic tricks you sell are all named after you!Blame me for ruining your reputation?snort!

Three people become tigers, please let us quietly light a candle for the great sage whose reputation has dropped by [-] points.