[Journey to the West] Legend of the Little Demon

Last time I said that Zhi Zhi pretended to be a little demon catching nun and came to Gao Laozhuang to catch demons for Mr. Gao, but unexpectedly summoned the land master here...

Did not understand the situation, but was startled, Zhi Zhi said in a panic, "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh", a wild demon danced wildly, using all the little black beans hidden in his sleeves as hidden weapons.

"Great Sage, spare your life! Great Sage, spare your life!"

At this time, he vaguely heard someone talking, so he separated the fingers covering his eyes, and carefully looked at the little old man kneeling in front of him.

ah!When did she throw out the gluttonous gluttons?

Now the gluttonous worm that has grown up after eating the little black beans is riding on the hunchbacked little old man, and is hitting Grandpa Land on the head with the four-eyed grain bud head...

The gluttonous worm's head is not big, but it is very hard, and it is full of force when it hits it.

"Boom-boom-boom-"

Tsk, shocking!Can not bear to look……

"Oh! Great Sage, forgive me... Great Sage..." Before the poor white-haired grandfather finished speaking, his head was already swollen with several big red bumps, and he had a high blood pressure and heart attack. Rolling his eyes, Sheng Sheng was knocked out by the gluttonous bug...

"Ah! The Great Sage Fairy appeared, and even the Lord of the Land came out to bow down!" The crowd of onlookers were very enthusiastic, and immediately fell to their knees.

Unresponsive at all, Zhizhi's fingers hidden in his sleeves turned into claws with pointed nails. He scratched his scalp in confusion, but kept muttering in his heart: What's going on?How could it be a magic formula with the title of "Monkey King Equaling Heaven" again?Never mind!Anyway, let them see how powerful we are, take a good rest tonight, and prepare to collect the monsters on time tomorrow night!

With a compassionate smile to save all sentient beings, Zhizhi nodded like a leader, Xi Da'da possessed himself, stepped forward a few steps, and helped Master Gao up.

"Hey, old man, your family has invited bad monks, pussy Taoist priests and useless wizards, but have you ever invited Taoist nuns with supernatural powers like us? So this reward..." Wearing a loose Taoist robe, Zhi Zhi Zhizhi raised his trouser belt, touched his empty stomach, and began to discuss the payment with Master Gao while drooling...

"Monster hunting? Don't worry~ I'm begging all the way...Cultivation, it's practice! I only eat a few carrots every day...

"Grandpa, I heard that your food and accommodation conditions are very good? Don't prepare too much for dinner, just serve ten or eight meat dishes! Such as small roast goose, stick chicken, sweet and sour pork ribs and boiled fish, four happiness Pipa prawns with meatballs, stewed beef with braised elbows, hoofs and potatoes..."

"Vegetarian dishes? No, no, no! We are practitioners, not monks, and we are not vegetarians..."

A certain little mouse was drooling...

Sisi Xiafeng invites the bright moon, and the sound of frogs sends coolness.

When the night is very deep, the stars and the moon in the sky are particularly bright.

It was supposed to be a time when ordinary people were sleeping soundly, but at the corner of the three-foot-three-high wall in the backyard of the Gaofu, there was a red-bodied chrysanthemum with its head up, looking at the high wall with drunken eyes. .

"Idiot, are you sober? I said you are so stupid. Wine can be drunk as water. Have you ever drank alcohol? Do you know how to drink? Still drinking realgar wine?! Are you out of your mind?" The colored glaze on Zhizhi's earlobe kept shining green light in the dark night, chattering uncomfortably, but there was genuine concern between the lines.

Zhi Zhi's pair of pitch-black bean eyes are filled with silvery white moonlight like water, blinking extremely slowly, grinning to reveal two big reflective die teeth, belching "Zhi-hiccup".

"Glass, you don't know, squeak, we're not drunk! Clear the moonlight in my heart! Squeak, ignorant, have you never heard of the legend of the White Snake? The clever and virtuous White Lady was poured down by a heartless Xu Xian with a glass of realgar wine , Zhizhi——hiccup! I’ll try the alcohol first, otherwise how can I get rid of the second brother tomorrow? Hiccup——hiccup!"

Seeing that the Dragon Boat Festival was approaching, Zhizhi saw that every family brewed realgar wine and burned mugwort leaves, and remembered the trick that Fahai taught Xu Xian to harvest demons in "Legend of the White Snake", so her plan of catching monsters was the same as Wukong's trick of catching Bajie. There is no way, but she can only outsmart her who has no actual combat ability-make up as the third lady of the Gao family, use the sweet words of a beauty to coax Bajie to drink realgar wine, and then get him done like this.

So Zhizhi ordered a jug of realgar wine just after the meal, and sneaked a sip or two in the guest room by himself.

As a result, at the moment of entrance, the smell of alcohol was on the face, and the role of Realgar Keyao came into play, and there was a burst of white smoke, and Zhi Zhi turned back into a golden mouse... What happened next was a bit unexpected, Zhi Zhi beat Rolling around, running to the backyard staggering drunkenly.

Zhizhi kept mumbling something, "Smart rats pay attention to the right time, place and people in battle. Tonight, let's familiarize ourselves with the terrain..." "Pretending to be a ghost, I am a master, please call me clever little one! Glass spirit~"

"...It's Liuli..." The retort was exhausted.She kept persuading her to go back to her room for a cup of tea. Liuli, who was sleeping soundly, was afraid that she would do something stupid again, so she stretched out her little paw, patted the thick wall, and shouted happily: "Zhizhizhi Squeak! (Here it is!)”

Then he threw himself on the ground, using four claws and two teeth together, digging hard.

Dragons beget dragons, phoenixes beget phoenixes, born mice can make holes!

Since there is no door in the high wall, let's drill a hole to get through~ Ever since Sun Houzi found out that he had embezzled his special somersault cloud last time, Zhizhi never dared to summon Yun anymore. What about standing monkeys?She is not the beautiful Zixia Fairy waiting for the person she likes, if the "person she likes" knocks her to death with a stick, it will not be worth it!

After all, he was the groundhog who once contracted the "Devil Loosening Project" in Wuzhishan, and his chirping speed was very fast.

After a while, Zhi Zhi sneaked to the downstairs where Cuilan slept.

Unexpectedly, Zhizhi, who was wandering up to the second floor, ran into an unexpected scene - the legendary pig-faced second brother Zhu Bajie was guarding the door of Gao Cuilan's boudoir, snoring with his back against the red lacquered pillar in the corridor. Sleep soundly!

The drunk Zhizhi "Zhizhizhi" swaggered onto the elastic big belly of the second senior brother, with his hips on his hips, imitating his pig nose and big ears, and imitating his thunderous snoring.

Just a mouse can have fun playing with it, rolling on the ground laughing with its belly in its hands, and Liuli is so anxious that Liuli yells a warning in his ear.

Rolling and rolling, there is no sound...

It turned out that Zhizhi accidentally rolled down the stairs with a "chili gulu".

At this time, there was a star in his eyes, and he didn't come back to his senses for a long time.

Getting drunk, he fell to the ground with a squeak, burped, smacked his mouth, and fell asleep in an instant.

……

On the second day, Zhu Ganglu, who had slept on the cold floor all night, woke up early in the morning and called Mistress Cuilan at the door a few times with sleepy eyes, but got no response, so he had to rush back to Yunzhan Cave dejectedly.

Go down the stairs and get the rake first.

Every night, in order to maintain his "gentle" image in front of Cuilan, he would leave his nine-tooth nail palladium in the hall downstairs, and take it away when he left at dawn.

"Dengdengdeng" down the stairs.

While yawning, out of the corner of his eye, he seemed to see a flash of emerald green light on the stairs that he was about to land on, and he felt happy. Could it be that he was lucky enough to pick up money?

When Zhu Ganglian thought about it, he woke up immediately after dozing off, stopped his feet, and bent over to check.

"Hmph, it's actually a little white mouse! Heh heh heh heh." Panting heavily, the pig just picked up Squeaky's tail, hung it upside down in the air, and looked at it nonchalantly.

Zhizhi, who was sleepy, opened his mouth, revealing his two big die teeth, and the saliva dripped down.

Zhu Gangli shook the little mouse in his hand in disgust, trying to shake off the thread of saliva that was about to break, and murmured: "Don't scare my wife!" After that, he walked a few more steps , casually threw the little mouse into the yard.

then……

Zhizhi plunged into the lotus pond in a free fall + parabolic motion.

The koi in the pond who thought they were being fed were so hungry that their eyes were red, and they opened their mouths to bite whatever was thrown into the pond.

"Aw!" With tears in his eyes from the pain, Zhi Zhi, who instantly woke up, clutched his buttocks, jumped out of the water, got up in a hurry, stepped on the lotus leaf in the sky, and used a trick on the rivers and lakes The long-lost "water float"!Using all four claws together, he climbed back to the ground.

This time, the realgar wine I drank last night finally woke up!

……

At noon when the sun was still shining in the sky, the naughty little Taoist girl held a compass, and led the strong men with hoes, shovels and shovels around the high wall of Gaofu’s backyard. After closing it, he pointed to a corner of the wall, rubbed his chin, smiled unfathomably, and said, "This is the door to the death of monsters, you can know everything! Dig!"

Everyone did not suspect him, spat twice, sweated like dirt and dug a hole.

Go down with a hoe, the straight road is amazing!Under the unbreakable high wall, there is a small hole seven inches high and five inches wide!Looking at Zhi Zhi's eyes is even more admirable.

Zhi Zhi, who had all the reactions of the people under his nose, cleared his throat reservedly, hiding his achievements and fame. :-)

Not long after, everyone dug through the tunnel and entered the high wall.

It was unexpectedly clean and tidy, not like a dilapidated courtyard where prisoners lived.

The two-story embroidered building is elegant, and the eight carved phoenix pillars can be seen to be newly painted with red paint. The gravel path leads to the small pavilion in the lotus pond.A few chickens and ducks were kept in captivity under the west corner, adjacent to two or three green vegetable fields.

It seems to be a peaceful life in a small rural farm, which shows that the prisoners have a peaceful state of mind and have nothing to do with the world.

Zhizhi glanced at Mr. Gao whose expression changed wonderfully with his small sneaky eyes. He was full of doubts and opened his mouth to call out several times. Then Mr. Gao suddenly came to his senses. He boldly stood on the spot and shouted at the embroidery building. : "Cui Lan'er! Cui Lan'er! I came to save you for my father!"

"Daddy!" Someone upstairs hurriedly opened the carved window, revealing a plain oval face full of surprise and disbelief, and then heard the sound of her turning and trotting downstairs.

Since it was a sensational picture of father and daughter's long separation, Gao's father and daughter cried loudly while hugging their heads, and all the strong men and servants also quietly wiped their tears.

Zhi Zhi, who was hurt by the [-]-point "Father's Kindness and Daughter's Filial Piety" skill, bit his sleeve, the corners of his eyes were red, and he twitched.

Others have family members, errrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Take a closer look at what Miss Gao's third child looks like?But see that: the fragrance of flowers on the temples is beautiful, the brows are light, the lips are thin and red, the blood is smooth, and the beauty is full of spring.It's just that there are a lot of melancholy in the eyebrows and eyes, and it should be that there are thousands of knots in the heart.

No wonder Mr. Gao felt that the cabbage in his house was overwhelmed by pigs. The vegetable farmer nodded his head, expressing great sympathy.

After watching Encounter with Tears, he said sourly: "If you want to cry, you go out, the family reunite and cry together with the old mother, we still have a big plan to catch monsters!"

Hearing the words, Master Gao immediately stopped crying, and happily cupped his hands and said, "I don't know what weapon the Great Sage Fairy wants? How many people do you want to accompany? It's convenient for me to make preparations early."

When Miss Gao heard this, she seemed to have something to say, she opened her mouth, but Master Gao gave her a slightly reproachful look, and timidly dared not speak any more.

Take people's money and eliminate disasters for them.

Although Zhizhi, who is aiming at Bajie, vaguely knew that there might be something hidden in this matter, he pretended not to notice, and replied with a smile: "Just prepare two strong and strong men for us, a strong man made of fine steel. Pig cage. Oh, that’s right! Prepare another copy for last night’s banquet and send it to Xiulou. Don’t forget a jar of realgar wine!”

Mr. Gao responded one by one without mentioning it, and dragged Gao Cuilan, who took a step and turned her head, to walk quickly.

And I don’t know whether Zhizhi’s beauty trap can successfully subdue the second senior brother, please read the next chapter——The idiot Bajie is strong in Yin poetry, and the beauty trap situation is repeated