[Journey to the West] Legend of the Little Demon

Later in the evening.

Zhizhi dutifully finished feeding the chickens, ducks and fish, finished feeding the two big men (?) hiding in the side room, carried water and watered the flowers and vegetables, and was so tired that she felt that she had returned to the hard-working days in Wuzhishan.

At that time, I got up every morning and drank a cup of dew collected overnight. In autumn, there were icy frost flowers, and I drank it in one sip, and my whole body was refreshed!Then, loosen the soil for the cabbage, and pour some rainwater from intensive farming. One cabbage can feed it for three days!Then collect plant seeds from the droppings of passing birds to grow flowers and vegetables.

Hee hee hee~ She still remembers that she planted three purple daisies in front of the great saint with a small shovel on her shoulders, but she didn't know if they were still alive.

At that time, I went down the mountain every day to listen to the story of "Thinking of the past" told by the Great Holy Father, watched the sun set, and went home to sleep under the sky full of stars...

Changing into a taupe-coloured Cuilan dress, leaning against the window, Zhi Zhi, who was nibbling on a pig's trotter shoulder, suddenly froze in place.

After a while, Zhizhi muttered, "I'm not in vain...what do you think of those things?"

The tone of voice was very low and indistinct, probably because the speaker himself had difficulty convincing himself.

It seemed more and more difficult to distinguish between myself and Bai Zhizhi.

In the courtyard surrounded by high walls, the fragrance of green grass drifts with the wind, and a few spots on the gravel path flicker with fluorescent lights, fragrant orchids, and delicate lotuses.

The sound of clear springs is murmuring, and the sound of crickets is slow.

Outside the high wall, the dusk is heavy, and the stars and the moon are shining brightly.

In fact, no matter how high the wall is, it can't surround people's hearts and feelings.

If Mr. Gao was desperate to save his third daughter, he built a ladder to pick up Cuilan from outside, it would not be impossible, because he hadn't seen his daughter for three years.After all, they were afraid that if they saved Cuilan, they would offend the second senior brother and hurt themselves.

As a human being, I think too much and worry too much, but instead of doing things I am timid and stuck in the same place.

Hey, why is she thinking so much?She is no longer human now.

Be a leprechaun!Be a goblin who eats Tang Seng!

Hehe, thinking about my first attempt at acting as a wife, I was still a little excited~ Not long after, Xing Han was heavy, and suddenly a bad wind came!

Immediately, the heavens and the earth took off from the sand, the lotus flowers in the pond were startled, the chickens and ducks in the cage were crowing in panic, and the tiles on the top flew like swallows.

Zhizhi threw the bone to the lotus pond downstairs, closed the window with a "bang", unlocked the door, turned off the light, sat at the table with his legs crossed, ears propped up, and listened carefully to the movement outside the door.

After the strong wind stopped, there was the steady sound of walking on the stairs, and the visitor hummed a little tune, and his mood seemed very beautiful.

The man stopped when he reached the door, and the moonlight cast his profile on the door. That long nose, big bushel, and round belly, who else could it be if it wasn't Second Senior Brother?

Zhizhi knocked on the pine nuts unhurriedly, and there was already a pile of pine nut buns on the table.

Zhizhi in the dark cheerfully watched the second senior brother standing obediently outside the door straighten his hairstyle and straighten his clothes, and watched the figure raise his hand "Du~Du~Du~" and knocked out three very rhythmic beeps. Knock on the door.

"Who is it?" Squeaky asked, pinching his throat in amusement, as gentle as water, with all kinds of tenderness, she looked like a beautiful wife.

"Ah!" Listen, who is pretending——

"The head of the willow on the moon, the date of the appointment after dusk~~ Midnight singing and singing turned over the red tent, and the mandarin ducks are playing in the water~My dear Cuilan~you can open the door for me tonight! Okay~~"

The cadenced recitative style + coquetry and inner idiots, the two attributes are perfectly combined, which is vividly displayed by the former marshal of the canopy!penetrating!

"Pfft!" Unable to hold back, he gulped out all the grease-resolving Longjing tea, and rubbed his soured half of his cheek, not recovering for a long time.

Ouch, hey, it's really sour, sour and lewd!The second senior brother who lights up the attribute of reciting (obscene) poetry is online!

True acting school - Oscar Zhizhi Bai raised his head, stuffed a large handful of pine nuts into his mouth, and ate it quickly, pinching his throat and saying delicately: "Don't you just want to come in? The door is closed Lock..." The more he said, the lower his voice became, and his face gradually turned red.

Hey, the degree of shame is too high, it's not easy to grasp!

Zhu Bajie, who had been sitting outside the door for a month, was so happy when he heard it, he pushed the door and rushed in impatiently, muttering: "Cui Laner, why don't you light a lamp? This black lamp is blind, What if you fall?"

"Hey! Pig idiot, do you need someone to explain this? I'm so ashamed." Squeaking his throat, Zhi Zhi continued to play Gao Cuilan with great acting talent, blushing and teasing Ba Jie who didn't know the truth.

The most difficult to accept the beauty of grace!

How can Bajie, who has been sleeping in the corridor for half a month, stand up to this trick?Hearing the sound of "pig nerd" that seemed to be angry and coquettish, he was distracted for a moment, and his heart was agitated. He laughed and rushed over to hug Zhizhi, and was about to kiss.

Zhi Zhi, who had just eaten pig's trotters and his face was greasy, pushed the second senior brother's long mouth to the side in disgust, and made a clever force of four or two, causing Ba Jie to fall to the side, grunting and screaming, and was hurt by the fall.

"Don't come here, move a stool and sit next to it." Panting slightly, Zhizhi ordered Ba Jie sternly to the obviously fearful Bajie.

Before the second senior brother came, she obviously rehearsed several times with those two strong men, but she didn't expect that the second senior brother's "weight" was heavier than the two of them combined!

"Hiss..." Zhi Zhi grinned and rubbed his wrist in the dark, slandering in his heart: Second Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother, your streaky body is not for nothing!Fortunately, we practiced a few sumo moves with the bears in the Batu Caves!

Bajie was a little uncertain about his wife's temper today, he spoke softly and provocatively for a while, and turned into a Hercules for a while to throw himself.

But if you want to be hugged softly, you have to be willing to cut yourself!

Bajie had no choice but to pick up the stool and sit down obediently, he was wronged and called out in a low voice: "Good lady~"

I didn't expect the second senior brother to be pitiful when he was soft, Zhizhi immediately felt a little soft-hearted, and stupidly pushed the little fried chicken and red bean zongzi in front of him to Bajie, "It's almost the Dragon Boat Festival, my father lost some food Come here, would you like some food?"

Hearing that "Cui Lan'er" cared about him, Ba Jie seized the opportunity, touched her with both hands, held Zhi Zhi's paw, and said emotionally: "Since we are husband and wife, it is natural that we have no doubts about our love. Cui Lan'er Lan'er, tell me the truth, is your money-obsessed father coming to persuade you to marry the third son of Wang Fugui's family on the other side of the river?"

What?

what what?

"Cui Lan'er, your father agreed that when I reclaim Fuling Mountain into a good farmland, he will recognize me as an ugly son-in-law. You wait for me for a few more years, wait for me to work for a few more years, and become the owner of the farm, you Daddy will never think that I am ugly and have no money anymore!" Bajie said with high ambition, full of pride, holding his squeaky little hand, but he didn't react much after eating all the tofu.

Although Zhizhi couldn't figure out what the second senior brother meant for the time being, he silently gave his logic 32 likes in his heart.

No matter where you go, how many years have passed in time and space, you either rely on your face to make a living, or rely on your talent, the most important thing is money in the final analysis.Thinking of the two big golden teeth that he had missed on Montenegro, Zhizhi sighed regretfully, this is fate!

Birds die for food, man dies for wealth!

Second senior brother, I'm sorry!For the sake of our great cause of longevity, I will wrong you to stay in the pig cage for a while!

In the dark, Zhizhi took out his little hand, touched the wine jug containing realgar wine under the silver-white moonlight, and shook it.In order to be sure, Zhizhi also added enough Mongolian sweat medicine to bring down an elephant.

Cuilan grinned softly, and said: "What are we talking about? Beautiful scenery on a beautiful day, delicious food, a drink or two under the moon, and an early rest is a good thing. The second teacher... Brother Zhu, what do you say? No?" The two big white teeth were extraordinarily white in the dark night.

A trace of doubt flashed in Bajie's heart, the lady is very strange tonight!Not only let myself enter the room, eat delicious food and drink well, and entertained obediently, but also take the initiative to invite "early rest" together!

But it's rare to hear his Cuilaner treat him like this. He was so happy that he touched his head and smirked, blushing and said: "Lady, it's not like you don't know that I have received the precepts of Guanyin Bodhisattva before me If I eat five meats and three hates, even... even if my heart is moved, and I want to marry my wife as a good friend of Qin and Jin, I have always been a vegetarian, I have never used meat, let alone drink..."

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The bold second senior brother actually doesn't drink alcohol or eat meat and is a vegan?So what will she do tonight?Ba Jie said these words out of his mouth, but the pot exploded in Zhi Zhi's heart!

Bajie didn't notice it, and continued to laugh lewdly: "My lady Cuilan, a spring night is worth a thousand dollars! I think we'd better...hehe..."

Please don't cheat!No drinking = no use of perspiration medicine!Realgar also fails!He won't be a prototype pig!Zhizhi's three-legged cat is no match for the second senior brother at all, is it?If she doesn't drink... she'll die if she doesn't drink!

"Hehe, Brother Zhu, you can have a drink with Cuilaner at the bar~" Zhizhi acted like a baby with his voice trembling, struggling desperately.

"Cui Lan'er, you see, my old pig has been sleeping for a month, and the floor is cold...you will be the first to obey me tonight~" Saying that, Bajie rushed over.

Zhizhi was dripping with sweat immediately, his hair stood on end, he frantically pushed away Bajie who was pressing on him, he was so shocked that he couldn't speak, he ran to hide!Shouting: "Don't! Don't! I'm not..."

The high-spirited Bajie heard "Cui Lan'er" yelling that she doesn't want this, and she doesn't want that, thinking that her daughter-in-law has resorted to a new trick in order to increase the fun of the boudoir, she danced for joy, and couldn't help singing limericks aloud : "Cuilan, Cuilan, my wife!

The jade feet are slender, running around, it is so beautiful!

Cuilan, Cuilan, my love!

After a hundred years of cultivation, we can cross the same boat, and for thousands of years, we can sleep together!

Hey Bazaar! "

Ba Jie quickly took off his shirt, came to the bed and touched it, but he didn't touch anyone, and shouted loudly: "My dear~~baby~~good sister~~Where did you hide? We took off Sleep in your clothes! Stop playing!"

Poor Zhizhi, who is self-inflicted and can't live, he didn't expect the second senior brother to be so enthusiastic and wild, running from left to right, screaming in fright!

Listen carefully to what she yelled—"Heaven and earth, Empress Nuwa, Tathagata Buddha, Guanyin Bodhisattva, Jade Emperor, Weaver Girl's younger sister, White Lady... Great Holy Lord, help! Indecent!"

Suddenly, a silver whip lightning burst out of the silent night sky, illuminating the whole room instantly as bright as day!

Bajie felt a flash in front of his eyes, and sat down on the ground, his heart tightened suddenly, the blood suddenly flowed from his whole body, his whole body became cold with shock, looking at Zhizhi whose face was also pale, his mind went blank.

Er Er, his eyes were red, his throat was choked, and he yelled at Zhizhi with a crying sound: "Second sister!" Then he crawled over quickly with hands and feet, hugged Zhizhi's thigh and cried bitterly. , It's like seeing relatives who have been separated for many years, it's really sad to smell, and tears are shed when you see it!What a picture of mother and child recognizing each other... Ahh!

Zhizhi, whose eyes were slack, was full of tears, his whole body was stiff, and he asked Qingtian speechlessly: "Oh my god! Where did this come from?"

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In the early morning of the second day, the sun rises and the east is more red than the fire, and the rooster crows brightly to create a commotion.

The backyard of Gao's mansion in Gao Laozhuang is quiet, quiet and peaceful.

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Three heads suddenly appeared from the dug tunnel, Mr. Gao was in the middle, looking left for wealth and right for treasure, three pairs of eyes vigilantly scanned the yard, and whispered in a low voice, "Great Sage Fairy? Great Sage!" ~ Great Sage Fairy, eat meat! Great Sage..."

Seeing that no one answered for a long while, Mr. Gao couldn't bear it anymore and kicked Zhao Cai and Jin Bao's ass, and ordered in a low voice: "Go in and have a look!"

Pushing away Miss Gao's boudoir on the second floor of the embroidery building, two black-faced men lay unconscious on the ground. The tables, chairs, bowls, chopsticks, cups and saucers in the room were thrown to pieces, and the entire backyard was searched. Daoist nun.

"Could it be that... the Daoist nun was also eaten by that goblin?" Zhao Cai asked cautiously.

Master Gao's heart suddenly became cold, and he wailed in his heart: Oops!It seems that I can't earn the dowry from Wang Yuan's family!Stretching out his hands and bowing left and right, rewarding Zhaocaijinbao, the two of them left angrily.

It's just that when he left, he asked someone to wait on him, and sent the third lady back to the embroidery building behind the high wall.

#Today's Small Theater#

A village a hundred miles away from Gaolaozhuang.

Xuanzang was twiddling the Buddhist beads, and was doing evening class calmly. He raised his eyes and glanced at the runaway boy who was restless in the room for some reason, scratching his head, and calmly persuaded him: "Without distracting thoughts, practice peacefully. If you are uneasy, you might as well read a passage for your teacher..."

"Master, you recite the scriptures carefully, I'll go out to get some air!" Wukong frowned and jumped, riding the clouds away.

Xuanzang stood up, walked to the window, looked at the wind and clouds outside, shook his head helplessly, found a clean suit and put it on his bedside, and continued to meditate and chant sutras.

After a while, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky...

The battered Lei Gong Dian mother group:

Lei Gong: This... what kind of stick technique did the Great Saint practice in the middle of the night?

Electric Mother: Yes!With a wave of that golden cudgel, it led us all to one place!What's the matter?

Dragon King: Oh!To put it bluntly, my brother Jinghe was punished and beheaded because of the lack of rainfall. I think the three of us should report back to the Jade Emperor quickly!

And I don’t know what happened between Zhizhi Bajie and whether the copy of Gao Laozhuang’s apprenticeship can be carried out smoothly, please read the next chapter——The Adventure of the White Rabbit in Yunzhan Cave, Fake Bajie and Fake Cuilan.