[Comprehensive] Become a horse monkey bar

Food can not do without!Recalling the bread he ate yesterday, Machi's stomach growled a few times in good agreement, and looked at Yato pitifully, "Yato, I'm really hungry!"

Yeto froze, knowing that he had gone too far, how could he, being a god, not know that those were all lies, how could he need these things if he wanted to be lucky?But after listening to those people's introduction, he couldn't help but bought it.If Zhenzhi could hear Yato's heart at this time, she would definitely say that this is a disease, please chop your hands!

He touched the wine bottle in his arms, shook it, and the coins in it rattled and rattled. From the sounds, there were probably only a few coins left, and I don’t know how many I can barely buy. Bread, how about just dinner?It's tolerable for him to eat a few meals less, after all, he is used to this kind of life, but Zhenzhi should be very uncomfortable, right?

If you don't find a job, go find Xiaofu. Yato made a decision after buying two red bean breads with all the money left.

"What is Machi's house... like?" Yato asked curiously, seeing Machi's satisfied face because of the food.

Thinking of Machi's wish not long ago, those hopeful eyes, Yato was a little dazed. At first he thought this wish should be very simple, a simple way to get lost, but he didn't expect Machi to tell him that her home is not here.Zhenzhi is a Chinese. He suddenly realized that her home should be in China. If you help her go home, just buy an air ticket. Hey, air tickets to China are so expensive. How many luck can you buy? Things, how many meals can be solved.

Thinking of this, Yato couldn't help sighing that the work of the gods is really hard to do. The fee charged each time is only five yen, but the fee incurred to fulfill this wish-it is a loss-making business!

"My home? Well, it's probably a very noisy home." Hearing this question, Zhenzhi was taken aback and continued to gnaw on the bread, and said softly.

"Rowling?"

"Well, every day my mother-in-law wished that I would immediately find a boyfriend with both moral character and get married quickly, so as not to worry her at home. Although I would resist every time, I was basically suppressed by force. It's a pity that my father can only stand on the united front with me after the incident. When the incident happened, I was completely invisible. But I'm used to it. Listening to my mother's nagging every day, the house never came and was deserted. I didn’t expect the nagging sound that I have always hated to be annoying. I miss it very much now. Oh, yes..."

The more I talk about the truth, the embarrassing things when I was a child, the rebellion when I grew up, the confusion after entering the society, every little thing is vividly remembered at this moment, as if the next second her mother gets married, the adults will pull her away The quilt woke her up from her dream.

"...Hahaha, do you think my mother is very funny? I still remember that I laughed too loudly at that time, and my mother cooked Chinese cabbage for me for a few days! How old is my mother? You are so narrow-minded and really... It’s so frustrating I miss you." The corners of her mouth curled up slightly, it was obviously a smile, but it was uglier than crying.

"Let's go, Machi, I'm looking for a job, or I won't even have bread for dinner!" Yato has been leaning against the wall and listening silently since Machi spoke, echoing twice from time to time to show that he is listening, what Machi said It's very interesting, but he only needs to cry, as if there are tens of millions of tons of weights pressing on his chest, which makes people feel bored.

"...Hmph, it's not that Yato is too stupid and old to be deceived, otherwise we can spend the rewards for helping people realize their wishes these days and buy a meatloaf!" Zhenzhi put his hands on his hips and stared at Yato fiercely. , The fierceness in the eyes seems to have some deep hatred.

Oh, it's not... the hatred of seizing flesh is quite a deep hatred.

#Please don’t snatch the food from foodies#

"Don't say that, I feel so sad for saying that!" Yeto covered his face with his hands, and said with some choking, "We can definitely eat meatloaf today!"

……

"Excuse me!" Accompanied by this loud shout, the door opened "唰——", ignoring the surprised expressions of the people in the room, the people outside the room came in on their own, and took the bowls and chopsticks quite skillfully and sat down. At the dinner table, when he was seated, he called those who were still outside to come in quickly, "Zhenzhi, come and see that there are meat pies here! I said we can definitely eat meat pies today, right, hahaha... ah Good, it hurts! Dahei, why did you suddenly attack me!"

"Who told you to talk about yourself, we don't welcome you here, let me go!" Dahei impatiently kicked Yato a few times.

"It's too much, Xiaofu Dahei is too much!" Yeto complained to Xiaofu with two kelp tears on his face.

"Hey, there's something wrong with Koyato too. That meatloaf was made by Daikoku himself, so I can't give it up to Koyato so easily!"

"Oh oh oh let's decide the winner with meatloaf, Xiao Fu, I will not show mercy!"

"You don't need to be merciful, you can't eat any of these meatloaf." Dahei finally couldn't bear it anymore, and kicked Yato out of the door.

After Yato was kicked out, Zhenzhi, who had been staying outside the door, moved into the room slowly, "That...excuse me, can I eat meatloaf!"

"Pfft!" Xiaofu and Dahei were stunned for a moment, Xiaofu was the first to laugh out loud, and Dahei also felt helpless.

"I promise I won't give one to Yato!" Although she heard the people inside say that Yato is not welcome, she can also feel that they don't really reject Yato. Their relationship should be very good. Since the relationship It’s true that it’s probably because Yato is too hooligan to say that he is not welcome. In order to give a good impression of the source of her meatloaf, Machi did not hesitate to abandon Yato.

——Anyone can see that it would be foolish not to hug the thigh at this time!

"Zhen-know-" The voice moved from far to near, and the next moment Yetou had appeared beside her, and he was staring at herself with resentment, "Zhenzhi, you actually crossed the river and demolished the bridge, your daughter will not want her father when she grows up Already QAQ”

"Who is your daughter!" Zhenzhi couldn't help giving Yato a shudder, and a big bump appeared on Yato's head immediately, showing how angry she was.Probably because Machi's body size has always been petite. The people in the room, Yato, knew Yato's real age, so everyone didn't have much reaction to what Yato said. Doo's appearance is still very young.

"Of course it's our lovely Machi!" Yato put his arms around Machi, rubbing Makoto's cheek from time to time, "The skin is so good, she is still young."

The unbearable Zhenzhi slapped him up, "Don't just eat my tofu, take advantage of me, like a pervert!"

"Hey~ I'm not a pervert~"

"You are!"

"Nope~"

"You two, stop flirting in other people's houses! Get the hell out of here!" Dahei said, holding back the veins on his forehead.

"Hey, this skill is a bit advanced, why don't Da Hei demonstrate it to me?" Yato heard it and made a distressed look.

Dahei kicked Yato out without hesitation, and Machi immediately ran to Xiaofu, picked up the chopsticks that Yato had just brought to the table, picked up a piece of meatloaf and ate it, and said vaguely while chewing, "To sweep (Less)...Lang (let) me (eat) a leaky (meat) pie for a second time, and (Lang) let me get out!"

Big black"……"

After a while of squabbling, Dahei did not let Zhenzhi go away, and Yato sat down at the table to eat honestly. It was only after he sat down that he found that there was no more meatloaf left. He looked pitifully at There was still half a piece of meat pie left in Zhenzhi's bowl, and while calling Zhenzhi, he quietly stretched his chopsticks towards the half piece of meat pie, "Zhenzhi..."

Zhenchi looked at Yato in doubt, but the chopsticks in his hand caught the meatloaf and stuffed it into his mouth, and asked mercilessly, "What's wrong?"

"No, it's nothing..." Ye Dou immediately eunuched, a little wanting to cry without tears, pawing at the rice bowl in front of him, knowing whether you really don't know or pretending not to know, you don't even give me half a piece of meat pie, it's so cruel Heart beeping.

With Xiaofu's help, I really knew that the two of them were not kicked out by Dahei, but got a place to sleep in the attic instead.When she learned that Xiaofu was willing to let them sleep in the attic and got two quilts, Zhenzhi was moved to tears. The wind is getting colder and colder at night recently, but a coat is not much warmer at all, let alone only half of the coat.

Thinking of whose body the other half of the jacket was covering, Zhenzhi couldn't help but blushed, ahem, it was just a special situation, but only the back was warm all night. _(:зゝ∠)_

After taking a comfortable bath and changing into the clothes that Xiaofu helped to prepare, Zhenzhi felt more and more that he must hug Xiaofu's big legs tightly, and follow Xiaofu to have meat!Thinking of the life of eating meat in the future, she hummed a ditty with some joy. That idiot Yato must be very sad that he didn't eat meat pie today. Fortunately, she asked Mr. Dahei to keep some. Of course, at the dinner table she He ate half of it on purpose, Yato's expression at that time was so funny!Yato should be angry now, so En still wants to coax him.

Machi took the small bowl containing the meatloaf and walked to the attic. The bed had already been made, and Yato seemed to have rested, lying on the innermost bed with his back to the stairs.

Ah, I was really angry, I thought clearly, walked to the side of Yato with a heavier step on purpose, put the small bowl on the side of the bed, went back to my bed and lay down, she warmed it up before coming up, now Yato It should be unbearable to smell the fragrance.

Sure enough, after a while, I heard a rustling sound from behind, and then the sound of chewing. Zhenzhi struggled to hold back a laugh, thinking to himself, Yato is really an idiot