[Comprehensive] Become a horse monkey bar

Well, a noisy idiot who makes noise when eating.

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Zhenzhi had already closed her eyes and slept for a while, but she suddenly opened her eyes after sleeping for a while, with a little panic in her eyes.Just now after she closed her eyes, she felt a sense of suffocation. She didn't know what was wrapped around her ankles. The feeling was slippery, greasy and disgusting, but those feelings disappeared after she opened her eyes.

His body was very cold and he couldn't warm up even if he covered himself with a quilt. After thinking for a while, he pushed the quilt to the side of Yato and lay down with some hesitation. Looking at Yato's sleeping face, the nausea just now gradually subsided, but I can't calm down in my heart.She stared at Yatou stretching out his hand outside the quilt for a long time, then secretly moved his hand to touch it, but Yatou didn't respond, so she shook it with confidence.

Good night, Yato.

The Predestined Artifact of Sportswear ([-])

5.3 This god is considerate (clothes)

Zhenzhi feels that her only shortcoming can also be regarded as an advantage at some point, that is, she is heartless. Today's unhappiness is completely forgotten after sleeping. Of course, emotional problems such as experiencing breakups, encountering bullying, etc. Still have to be sad for a few weeks, otherwise it's not normal.

Although I just experienced the system disappearing a few days ago and the world is full of 2D paper people, my emotions completely collapsed, but luckily I met Yato, brought her out of that collapsed emotion, and let her see In the normal world, although ordinary humans seem to be unable to see her, it did not affect her good mood.

Yato told her that she should be an undead. If a person has regrets after death, then that person's soul will remain in the world, becoming an undead whose name and memory are forgotten and exist in the gap between this shore and the other shore. She is that kind of existence, But she remembered her name again, which was a very strange and unique existence.

Zhenzhi knows that he is not an undead, maybe it is because of a system failure, just like the map has not been loaded, he saw the NPC but the surrounding scene is like a pile of horses. Ordinary people in the world can't see her.

For Yato, Zhenzhi is grateful, but her heart is a bit complicated. According to the urine nature of the system, Yato should be the character she needs to attack, but now that the system is down, although she can guess, she still deceives herself and dare not Confirming the guess, she must be afraid to face Yato again.

Yato is usually a fool, but he is very emotional. Although he has been with Yato for a few days, when he gets along with Yato, Zhenzhi is very comfortable. Although sometimes he is deceived as a god, which makes Zhenzhi quite speechless, but She can still feel his care and consideration very clearly.

"I feel the host's heart fluctuating strongly, but the host knows that the system is coming back, so he is very excited!" When Zhenzhi is here to feel sad (?), there will always be an uncoordinated voice, although that voice is completely There is self-knowledge, but can't stand it's iron wall (true knowledge guess).

"... Please die as far as you can, thank you for your cooperation!"

"Please don't be excited about the system's return, the host. Give the host good news and bad news. Which one do you want to hear first?"

"Good news..." Zhenzhi sighed silently in his heart, don't call it good news by the standard of bad news.

"Because of a system error, it was invaded by someone, so in order to compensate the host for the mental and physical damage, when the host completes the last time, that is, when the favorability of the raider in this world reaches 100, the host can immediately send. Go home, and send a unique gift bag when you go home!"

"!!!" Is she dreaming? !What the system said is really good news for Fried Chicken!

"What about the bad news?" Swallowing unconsciously, Zhenzhi had a bad premonition in his heart. Although he was almost blinded by the good news, he was afraid that the system would come up with something unbelievable or impossible. It is useless to hold the so-called good news to meet the requirements.

"The bad news is that the host should complete the strategy within five days!"

"Are you kidding me!" (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

#Meet cheating system how to adjust, teach, wait online, urgent! #

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"What's Dahei eating today?" When it's meal time, Zhenzhi must be surrounded by Dahei who is staying in the kitchen. Yeto happened to go out alone, so bored Zhenzhi had to harass Dahei, "Nah, I haven't eaten for a long time, So meatloaf, let’s eat meatloaf today! I saw there are ingredients in the refrigerator, I’ll get them for you!”

After finishing speaking, she turned and ran to the refrigerator, only to open the door of the refrigerator, and it was violently closed. Zhenzhi withdrew the sigh from the bottom of her heart and adjusted her facial expressions. The only response to him was Dahei's roar, "Don't let me cook like Yato, and I just made the meatloaf the day before yesterday!"

Tsk, why did Xiaofu let that incomprehensible brother make an artifact, Beauty and the Beast?It was a waste of effort to be a sad beauty. The true knowledge of the woman thought angrily in her heart, of course she would not admit that she thought so because Dahei didn't make meatloaf for her.

She tried a few more times for the meatloaf, but was finally thrown out of the kitchen by Dahei, who was so annoying, Zhenzhi, whose heart was bruised, ran to the living room, and then threw herself on Xiaofu who was watching TV, "Oh, Dahei is too much, People just want to eat spicy meatloaf, but Dahei directly throws them out. I don’t know how long I’ve been a ghost, and how long I haven’t been able to eat a decent meal. Now my only wish to be a ghost has been rejected. Dahei broke it ruthlessly!"

"Pfft, I know I don't cry, I can't eat meat so often after being a ghost for so long, remember to mix meat and vegetables to prevent stomach problems~"

... She has a very smooth stomach, so there is no need to prevent it from falling!

Never expected that Xiaofu is an invisible, natural black, and his body (not being able to eat the meatloaf) and heart (the double blow from Dahei Xiaofu) were all injured, so Zhenzhi had to go to the attic alone to catch up on sleep.I don't know if it's because Yato is not around, even though the sun outside is just right and the quilt is very warm, her body is still abnormally cold.

The feeling from the night before reappeared. This time, the slippery feeling not only appeared on the ankles, but also faintly spread to the lower legs. Zhenzhi silently hypnotized himself not to think about it. There was nothing on the lower legs. Well, no matter how hypnotized, the slippery feeling still exists, just like a snake, and now there is a feeling of walking more and more upwards.

In the end, Machi couldn't bear to sit up, and when she lifted the quilt to see whether it was her psychological reason or the quilt, she could only see the pure white of the quilt, and nothing else, maybe only Yato was by her side Will it be better?Zhenzhi thought in a daze.

Unable to catch up on sleep and not wanting to be physically and mentally injured again, Zhenzhi had no choice but to go into a daze.

Even if she is in a daze, she is also in a daze thinking about one thing. Zhenzhi thinks about the good news and bad news that the system said, and she can go home after conquering Yato within five days. There is a rhythm of wanting to die, even if it is love at first sight, there is no 100% affection, okay? !

Besides, the target of the capture, she is a bit reluctant to capture Yato's kindness, but she thinks that if she wants to go home, she will still work hard to capture the favorability value. After all, she is hard-hearted about the capture characters in the previous worlds, isn't she?It would be hypocritical to hesitate now.

Yato, Yato... Zhenzhi repeated these two words repeatedly. He was the life-saving straw for her when she collapsed, but she wanted to deceive him to achieve her goal of returning home. The Raiders of the previous worlds also Well, to a certain extent, she is an out-and-out person. Scum.

"Ah~ I saw my daughter in a daze as soon as I came back. Tell Dad what the daughter is thinking? Did you get hooked by the bad men outside?"

When Machi came back to his senses, he saw Yato's magnified face in front of him and the very fake wide kelp tears. Hearing Yato's question, he reflexively replied, "Yato...Yato, how did you get out of the window? came in?!"

She didn't expect that Yato would suddenly appear and make a sound, so that she didn't realize it and almost said his name directly. Fortunately, she had a short reflex arc and rounded up the words.Zhenzhi didn't realize that she had made up her mind just now, but subconsciously gave up the opportunity to attack at this time.

"..." Yato just looked at her and didn't answer, which made Machi a little nervous. If Yato heard it, how would he react?Has she reached the favorability level?Before she could think about it, Yato said in the same tone as usual, "Take a look, this is an excellent little prop for people to have money. I was hesitant at first, but the man said that I Mian Shan sold it to me at a super cheap price... Ah, I know why you hit me, it hurts so much QAQ"

Yato had only spoken halfway, but Machi couldn't help but interrupted and sent a friendship breaking face fist, "Yato, you idiot!"

Can you not be a god, you will lose all the face of the gods! [Born without love face]

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"Ah... I'm going to take the college entrance examination recently. By the way, I'm really curious about what the god looks like. Does he look very young like Xiaofu and Yato? I remember when I used to take the exam, I always reposted various brocades. Carp, well, in the end, it’s just a matter of cramming and barely passing.” Yato rarely slept in, and Machi had no choice but to run downstairs at the risk of having a heart attack from his poisonous tongue, but once he got there, he just stood up. Watching the TV, not wandering around.

"No, God..." Xiao Fu shook his head