After being disabled, I hired a bodyguard

Yu Lisong stared at him for a long time, finally sighed softly, then smiled, reached out and patted him on the shoulder: "Okay, let's not talk about this, as long as you live well, everything will be fine."

He Yanzhi nodded, and was about to talk about something more, when Yu Wei ran down the stairs with a stack of books in his arms: "Brother Star, I found a few books for you, do you read enough?"

Yu Lisong turned his head when he heard the words, and frowned: "I told you not to run up and down the stairs, be careful not to fall."

"No way," Yu Wei put the book in front of He Yanzhi, "If it's not enough, I'll look for it again, but the bookcase is too high, and I can't reach the top one by stepping on a stool. My brother will help me."

"No need, that's enough," He Yanzhi said hurriedly, "I'll ask you for it after I finish reading it."

There are so many books, enough for him to read for half a year.

After Yu Wei found the books for him, she ran to the kitchen to help her brother. He Yanzhi thought for a while and said, "Wei Wei is quite obedient. I think when I was in junior high school, I didn't do anything other than make trouble for the family. gone."

"Be obedient?" Yu Lisong expressed disapproval in his tone, "That's when you didn't see her making trouble."

He Yanzhi raised his hand and scratched his face, thinking that you had never seen him make trouble when he was a child, but anyone who knew what he did in adolescence would feel that his child was a little angel.

Of course, he didn't dare to say that.

Want a face.

Mr. Yan seems to have never had a meal with the whole family at his own home in his life, and he felt a little uncomfortable for a while, feeling that he had spent the past 30 years in vain, and only today experienced the true meaning of life.

Originally, he wanted to open a bottle of wine to add to the fun, but Yu Heng stopped him righteously and sternly, in exchange for Yu Lisong to give him a good lecture.

He Yanzhi: "..."

He took back what he just said.

Although the family is good, but the control is too strict, which is a fatal blow to death lovers.

After dinner, He Yanzhi returned to his bedroom with a pile of books in his arms, and Yu Lisong and Yu Wei also went to the second floor to take a lunch break—their room was cleaned up last, and there were not many other things in the villa, but the room was the most affluent.

He Yanzhi was already lying down, but for some reason, he suddenly sat up again, frowned and grabbed his clothes, sniffing here and there, with a look of disgust on his face.

Yu Heng asked: "What's wrong? Did you splash the vegetable juice on your clothes after eating?"

"No," He Yanzhi waved at him, "Come here and smell it, does it have a strange smell?"

Yu Heng leaned over and sniffed it carefully for a long time, then said inexplicably, "No, what's the smell?"

"It's... the smell of the hospital that makes people feel particularly uncomfortable."

"..." Yu Heng just wanted to say that he was full, "It's all because of your psychology, why didn't I smell anything?"

"No, it's too uncomfortable." He Yanzhi actually took off his clothes, got up and went to the bathroom, "I want to take a shower."

"...you haven't removed the thread yet, why are you taking a shower?" Yu Heng was overwhelmed by his obsessive spirit of cleanliness, "He Yanzhi, stop for me, I warn you to be honest, don't force me to use it." force."

"I'll just rush, it'll be fine in 5 minutes, and nothing will happen."

"No." Yu Heng was faster than him. Relying on his height and long legs, he stepped forward and pressed the shower switch, "I found that I can't pamper you. Once you relax, you will make more progress."

He Yanzhi tried to break his hand away, but his strength was no match for the little bodyguard. After breaking it several times, he still didn't move at all, so he began to beg bitterly: "It's really okay, trust me, I was not without it before. Washed."

"...Isn't this the first time?" Yu Heng was deeply shocked, "How did you live so long?"

He Yanzhi: "It is said that there will be no infection. Someone has done a comparative study a long time ago. Normal showering does not increase the risk of infection. You are all stereotypes."

"Then you know quite a lot," Yu Heng still didn't let go, "Even if you wash it, once the gauze gets wet, you still have to change the dressing, go to the hospital, and smell like the hospital, so it doesn't matter if you didn't wash it. the difference?"

He Yanzhi: "..."

It made sense, but he was speechless.

After a long while, he asked in a low voice, "Do you change your career at home?"

Yu Heng: "There are no materials, why don't you go to the hospital and ask if they will sell it to you—they just changed it for you two hours before leaving the hospital. You don't think it's a waste. You can see if the hospital agrees."

As soon as the word "hospital" was mentioned, He Yanzhi knew that he had lost. He said "forget it" with a dejected face, and walked out dejectedly.

Seeing his slumped head, Yu Heng suddenly felt a little distressed.

Finally he sighed: "I really lost to you, you just wait here for me."

When He Yanzhi heard that there was room for turning around, he regained some energy. He stood there waiting in doubt, and saw that Yu Heng actually brought back a plate and a roll of plastic wrap from the kitchen.

Mr. Yan was stunned for a moment: "What are you doing, are you going to fire me?"

"Shut up," Yu Heng didn't want to say a word to him, and closed the bedroom door, "Come here."

He Yanzhi followed him into the bathroom hesitantly, and saw the other party pointing at the bathtub: "Go and lie on your stomach over there."

"……what?"

Yu Heng said with a straight face: "What are you looking at, I'll wash your hair, don't worry about it."

He Yanzhi thought that it would be good to wash your hair directly in the sink. It has been washed like this for the past few days, but seeing the other party's eyes are not good, he still didn't dare to ask more questions, and sat down directly by the bathtub.

There are non-slip mats on the floor, so it won't be cold if you sit directly on it.

Yu Heng put a towel on the back of his neck, asked him to lower his head, and turned on the shower to rinse his hair.

To be honest, this pose is kind of weird.

He Yanzhi didn't dare to move, let the hot water poured on him, he felt goose bumps on his neck, then Yu Heng turned off the water, squeezed a pump of shampoo, and started to scratch his hair.

And said: "Sometimes I really want to shave you."

He Yanzhi: "..."

What kind of hatred is there?

Although Yu Heng's tone seemed to want to make him bald on the spot, his hands were very gentle. He Yanzhi closed his eyes to enjoy the free hair washing service, and his mouth was still idle: "I can't just shave, you have to shave, everyone says bald. This is the pinnacle challenge to test your appearance, we both shave bald, let's see who is handsome."

Yu Heng: "You shave first, then I will shave."

He Yanzhi: "No, you go first."

Yu Heng: "'Respect the old' and love the young, you are old, you go first."

He Yanzhi: "Respect the old and 'love the young', you are young, of course you are the first."

Yu Heng: "The little guy takes the lead."

He Yanzhi: "...fuck."

Boss Yan was gloriously defeated, held back for a long time, didn't hold back a word, and finally said in a muffled voice: "You won, but I won't shave, what can you do to me?"

"You don't have confidence in your appearance," Yu Heng said, "You are not a qualified star."

He Yanzhi: "Let your idol shave his head? I'm afraid you are not a fake fan."

If the quarrel continues, no one will get any benefit. The two have a truce for the time being. Yu Heng helps him rinse his hair and dry it with a towel: "Take off your clothes, hurry up."

"You've already taken off your clothes."

"Take off your pants, too."

"Look at what you are saying, are you plotting against me?"

"So you wear pants in the shower? You've learned a lot. The way celebrities bathe is different from normal people."

"..."

He Yanzhi lost another game, so he had no choice but to take off his whole body: "Come on, if I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell."

"You have so many dramas," Yu Heng sneered ruthlessly, "I am the one who went to hell—you can change your name in the future, and call it He Hell."

He Yanzhi: "?"

He suspected the kid was driving but had no proof.

Yu Heng: "Go into the bathtub, kneel, get down."

He Yanzhi: "??"

Is this really just a shower?

He Yanzhi didn't dare to be angry or speak out. Although he was full of eighteen forbidden things, he was still willing to believe that the little bodyguard was an upright person.He rolled into the bathtub and stayed in it with difficulty in a kneeling position, and heard Yu Heng say: "Kneel flat, shoulders are as high as buttocks, will it be?"

"Why don't you try it? Is this a pose that people can do?"

Yu Heng demonstrated to him on the spot: "Aren't you the co-author?"

"..."

He Yanzhi blushed with anger, and angrily said "wait for me", and then supported his body with his elbows: "Hurry up, this posture is very tiring."

"Understood, it won't cause you too much pain." Yu Heng said as he tore off a section of plastic wrap, covered it on the gauze behind his waist, and then held the plate tightly, "Don't move around, I'll fall Not responsible."

He Yanzhi: "..."

Does this work too?

This is the first time I heard that plates can also be used for bathing.

Yu Heng turned on the shower and poured water on his back. Since the plate itself has a curvature, the water will automatically flow to the side when it rushes up, and it will wash away along the skin without seeping in.

Even if a small amount of water enters the gap, there is still a layer of plastic wrap to block it.

He Yanzhi felt that the taste of bathing while kneeling was very strange. He looked down at the more and more water in the bathtub: "Hurry up, I'm going to be drowned."

Yu Heng pulled out the water stopper expressionlessly, and let the water in the bathtub flow away: "I used to believe that 'things are dead, but people are alive', and now I have doubts about this philosophy."

He Yanzhi: "..."

What a grandpa.

Yu Heng helped him put on the shower gel step by step, and rinsed it off carefully, but there was no water to soak the gauze.He washed the upper body of the other party first, dried it, and took the plate away: "Stand up."

He Yanzhi knelt until his knees hurt, so he hurriedly stood up and asked him to wash the rest.

In the end, Yu Heng also took a towel to wipe the small piece of skin on his waist that was not cleaned, and the cleaning rate of the whole body reached about 99%.

perfect.

He Yanzhi went out to blow his hair refreshed, but Yu Heng was completely drenched, so he was forced to take a shower and asked him, "Satisfied now?"

"Satisfied, satisfied," He Yanzhi put on clean clothes, "Young man has good skills, keep up the good work."

Yu Heng fell on his back on the bed—Little Lucky, who was lying at the foot of the bed basking in the sun, was bounced up, let out a terrified "meow", quickly stretched out his claws to grab the sheet, and looked at him warily.

"I'm more tired than you when I give you a bath," Yu Heng let out a long sigh of relief, "Is this bed a little soft, I'll change it to a hard bed for you?"

"...No, no need," He Yanzhi said hastily, "I just removed a steel plate, my old waist is really fine, thank you."

"I can make you have problems every minute." Yu Heng got up again, grabbed his hand, and said in a low voice, "If you remove a steel plate, you will have to rest for at least a month. Do you feel that life has lost its color?"

"What kind of color do you lose, yellow?" He Yanzhi turned his wrist and pinched the opponent's chin, "Your uncle and I have already left the vulgar taste, and it's only young people like you who don't doi for a month. Which of the two loses color?"

"Really, Uncle?" Yu Heng's eyes became meaningful, "But how do I remember that eight out of ten times out of ten, you sent the invitation first? Why? Breaking away from vulgar taste? Yanzhi?"

"You... nonsense," He Yan sternly retorted softly, "How can there be eight times, at most... six times."