After being disabled, I hired a bodyguard

Mr. Yan was very guilty, coughed, and tried every means to excuse himself: "The normal physiological needs of human beings..."

"No, this is called 'low taste'," Yu Wei retaliated relentlessly, "You just said it yourself."

He Yanzhi: "..."

He will really talk less in the future.

Misfortune comes out of your mouth so rightly so.

He Yanzhi remained silent, and Yu Heng's inhumane "bullying" towards him was finally coming to an end: "Sleep for a while, I think you're tossing around if you don't rest, why don't you sleep more."

How do you say this?

In addition to rest, isn't it just tossing?

Life lies in stillness, life lies in movement.

He lay down next to Yu Heng, and heard the other party say: "It's really wronged you to stay at home these two years and not go out. I see that you want to go out for a while..."

"No, no," He Yanzhi hurriedly defended himself, "I just... want to have sex and want to be salty intermittently. After being too long, I want to go out for sex. When I have enough sex, I want to go home and continue to be salty."

Yu Heng glanced at him: "Then you are now in the stage of 'I've been salty for too long and want to go out for a while'?"

He Yanzhi faltered: "Probably so."

Yu Heng didn't say anything more, but He Yanzhi suddenly felt something was wrong. He observed carefully: "Why do I feel that you are tired? Does taking a bath really consume so much energy?"

"...No, it's mainly because I stayed with you in the hospital these few days, and I haven't slept well," Yu Heng yawned, "The sofa in the hospital is too small, and it hurts all over my body."

"I told you to go home and sleep, but you didn't listen, the sofa doesn't look like it can sleep people." He Yanzhi frowned, "Okay, you go to rest, I won't disturb you anymore. "

After he finished speaking, he turned over, turned his back to Yu Heng, and made an appearance of "absolutely not disturbing". Who would have thought that Yu Heng would post it on his own initiative, wrapping him in his arms involuntarily.

He Yanzhi: "You..."

"Don't move," Yu Heng said in his ear, "That's it, don't move."

He Yanzhi had no choice but to obey him.

This posture is not too familiar. When they first met, because of the frequent visits to the neuralgia, they hugged each other to sleep almost every night.

At this moment, he looked at the ring on his hand, couldn't help but smiled, and said softly, "Hey Yu Heng, when you graduate, shall we go on a honeymoon? I haven't experienced a honeymoon yet."

After saying this, he felt something was wrong again.

It seems that no one will have nothing to experience the honeymoon...

If Yu Heng heard it, he would definitely hate him like this, but it's a pity that Yu Heng didn't hear it—this guy was breathing steadily, didn't move, and fell asleep in seconds.

He Yanzhi: "..."

It's really a critical time to drop the chain.

Yu Heng fell asleep, and He Yanzhi was held by him and couldn't move, so he had to put down his phone, empty his mind, and fell asleep.

Little Lucky lay down at the foot of the bed to bask in the last bit of the sun. The sun gradually moved from the bed to the ground as time went by, but it obviously didn't want to follow it. It just reluctantly stretched out its claws enough to bid farewell to the warm sun, and turned to look for it. Another heat source.

——Get into He Yanzhi's quilt.

He Yanzhi hadn't fallen asleep yet, when he suddenly felt something fluffy rubbing against his feet, which made him wake up with a jerk, and then the thing went up all the way, got into his arms, and finally poked its head out.

He pulled back the quilt and saw that there was a cat growing inside.

"...You scared me to death," He Yanzhi said in a low voice, "If you get into bed so casually, I won't let you go to bed."

Little Lucky: "Meow."

Mr. Yan was threatening, but actually he was not willing to drive the little cutie out. He hugged Xiaoxing and rubbed it messily, and then he closed his eyes and continued to sleep.

At the same time, I thought to myself—cats and dogs... No, cats and cats are both perfect, with a beauty in my arms, life is complete, and death is without regret.

Little Lucky ignored the convulsive poop shoveler, and silently licked his messy hair.

The two lived in the villa for a weekend, and returned to the apartment with cats and books, but this time they only brought a little lucky cat and left the big orange in the villa.

After such a long time, the two cats are separated for the first time. Originally, He Yanzhi thought that Daju would definitely quit. Unexpectedly, when they left with Little Lucky, Daju just gave a short cat-like farewell, showing no abnormal behavior at all. No.

He Yanzhi was confused: "It doesn't want the girl it picked up?"

"No," Yu Heng looked thoughtfully at the big orange that was enjoying the dried fish, "Maybe it's just because... my dad gave it better food than I gave it."

He Yanzhi: "..."

understood.

In front of eating, everything else has to go to the back.

It's really a real orange cat.

This year's Tomb-sweeping Day, He Yanzhi was recuperating at home, and he didn't go out to join in the fun and make trouble. He put a recliner on the balcony of the apartment, and if he had nothing to do, he could bask in the sun and read a book on it, and his life was very pleasant.

A week later, he went to the hospital to successfully remove the stitches from the incision, and took a brisk bath after the needle hole closed.

Feeling that he was finally washed clean, Mr. Yan felt comfortable and in a good mood, so he decided to buy something to calm his restless heart.

First of all - he bought some medicine to lighten the scar.

This time, the operation was performed on the original site, and the old scar disappeared, and it became a new one. He also specially instructed the doctor to use thin needles and threads when suturing, so that no ugly centipede was left behind.

In fact, he doesn't care too much about whether there are scars on his body, but because of his profession, he can only be more careful. The last car accident was purely accidental. Scarred.

Now that he wants to come back, even if the previous scars are fixed and difficult to remove, he can't add new ones.

This day, Yu Heng had an afternoon class, and He Yanzhi was at home by himself, reading a book for a while in boredom, when he suddenly received a call saying that the courier had arrived.

So he happily went out to get it, and immediately opened the box when he came back—there were two tubes of medicine inside, which were expensive despite the fact that they were not many.

He has used this product before, and he thinks it works well. This time, he is a repeat customer. Many friends in the circle also use this brand, and it is quite famous.

He took off his shirt and looked at his back in the full-length mirror—the scab left by the stitches on his waist had naturally fallen off, revealing a little tender new flesh.

He Yanzhi really couldn't hold back, took a picture with his mobile phone in front of the mirror, and posted it on Weibo: [I think I can still do it, the old fresh meat is still a bit fresh [doge]]

Then he opened one of the tubes of medicine, squeezed out a little ointment on his finger, and wiped it on the scar on the back of his waist.

It was a little difficult for him to apply the medicine on his back. He took several times to spread it evenly. When he turned his head, he suddenly saw that Xiao Lucky was interested in the ointment thrown on the bed, and was about to stick out his tongue to lick it.

"...That can't be eaten!" He Yanzhi snatched the ointment over, making sure that the cat hadn't licked it, and said in horror, "It's true that curiosity killed the cat."

Little Lucky was yelled at by him, with an innocent face and a pair of clear blue eyes, and jumped off the bed sadly.

He Yanzhi said that I saved your cat's life and you are still wronged, where should I go to reason?

He sat down by the bed and didn't put on any clothes. Anyway, the weather was already warm and he didn't feel cold at all.

He entered Weibo again, and there were already hundreds of comments under the photo he just posted:

[Today's selfie 1/1]

[I love Dou's beautiful back, suck it up]

[No, no, you are not old, you will always be eighteen [doge]]

【Mom asked me why I licked the screen】

[You are all devils, I am only a second late, so I am not the first? [Unintelligible]]

[I still think you are so thin, you can see your spine so clearly [sad]]

He swiped down and found that the popularity of a comment was rapidly rising: [How are you?recovered?Can you even post selfies? [doge]]

... He knew it was sent by Yu Heng even without looking at the user name.

Facing the three consecutive questions from the little bodyguard 500 meters away, Mr. Yan was a little guilty. There were several follow-up comments under that comment:

【Send you up】

[Every time an idol posts on Weibo, the most exciting thing is to approve you as the first [two ha]]

[I just like to like some comments that embarrass idols [doge]]

[Come on, he's gone, it's your turn to play, don't hesitate to fuck him, fuck him]

He Yanzhi asked what kind of fans this is. The thing he looks forward to every day is to watch his idol being made to cry?

He hesitated to like Yu Heng's comment, and then replied: [Don't leave after class, I'll pick you up]

Yu Heng: [Dare you dare to rest at home]

He Yanzhi: [The dormitory is waiting for you]

He Yanzhi was not aggrieved by the mighty force, ignored the other party's threat, calculated his get out of class time, tidied himself up, and walked out the door.

He didn't walk fast, so he left home a few minutes earlier, and when he arrived at Yu Heng's dormitory, he had just rang the bell for get out of class.

Then he found out—he had forgotten his dormitory key.

This is so embarrassing.

But he didn't want to go home to get it.

At this moment, the corridor was already bustling. He Yanzhi didn't want to be the focus, so he had to sit down at the door of the dormitory, pretending to be a student who forgot his key and waited for his roommate to come back to rescue him.

Since it was the last class in the afternoon, many students would choose to buy food directly after class and then go back to the dormitory. Yu Heng ran back directly without moving with his roommates.

As soon as he returned to the dormitory, he picked up a big cat that was squatting at the door waiting for the owner to come home because he didn't bring the key. Seeing his pitiful appearance, he vented his anger before he even let it out.

Yu Heng sighed, stepped forward to help the other party up, and took out the key to open the door: "I said you are really good, I told you to rest at home, why are you disobedient."

"It's so boring at home," He Yanzhi actually said with the face, "Come here to pick you up after class."

"Is it useful? We are 500 meters away in a straight line..." Yu Heng was about to say that he was "doing nothing", when he suddenly sniffled and sniffed at the other person, "What's the smell, have you been wearing perfume?"

"Yeah," He Yanzhi nodded, "the nose is quite good—does it smell good?"

Yu Heng: "..."

Come on, let's get excited.

Yu Heng hasn't studied perfume much, and he can't smell what brand it is. He just feels that it should be wood-based, very light, and it seems to be there, but just a little bit of it is enough to hook your soul and make you pay attention All power is on him.

I can't tell whether it's the killing of men or women, and maybe it's a combination of men and women.

The little bodyguard said in his heart: Mr. Yan is an expert.

He took a step back, trying to keep the smell of the perfume away from his nasal cavity: "Where did you get the perfume? I don't remember our family having any."

"Bought a new one," He Yanzhi said, "The old one has been stored for too long, and it has no taste."

Yu Heng put the books he used for class back in his room, but he still felt the smell of the perfume lingering. Finally, he couldn't bear it any longer. He pressed a source of the fragrance against the wall and lowered his voice: "I said, you spray this Are you trying to seduce someone into committing a crime?"