After being disabled, I hired a bodyguard

"Okay, okay, you're good, you're the best," Yu Heng whispered in his ear, "See if you can do the same in bed as you are now."

He Yanzhi: "..."

It's not up to him whether he can do it or not in bed.

Yu Heng turned around and went back to continue playing. He Yanzhi turned his head and looked behind him—the protective net outside the playground was behind him. Looking inside from the protective net, he could see many students playing activities on the playground. Due to the darkness, the players who played football had stopped. Yes, most of them are walking, and from time to time you can see young couples walking hand in hand.

He Yanzhi was educated here, thinking that in "Deserve It 2", Ji Fei should be 25-[-], similar to the students of Yansan.

He Yanzhi doesn't quite remember what a young man at 25 should be like.

That was probably the darkest time in his life except for the car accident. After being cheated by Feng Yi and then receiving a wedding invitation, he began to give up on himself in a rage. He played fancy tricks and exploded other stars' black material to gain popularity, step by step. Step on them to climb up.

Now that I think about it, I feel quite inhuman.

Perhaps because his life was too tortuous, he couldn't imagine what it would be like for a normal person to be 25 or [-] years old.

Is it like these postgraduates who are studying for a master's degree and a Ph.D. and still staying in school to enjoy their last student days, or have they already entered the society and become a member of the crowd, a member of the social animal?

Or... like Ji Fei, hiding in Tibet in order to avoid debts, living a life of neither human nor ghost?

In a sense, the life nodes of Ji Fei's character have a subtle fit with him.

This is probably the reason why he can play this role well?

He was so focused on watching that he forgot the time for a moment, until he felt someone patting him on the shoulder, and then he came back to his senses.When he turned around, he saw Yu Heng asking suspiciously: "What are you doing? Like a left-behind child waiting for his parents to come home—can't even my basketball posture attract you?"

He Yanzhi grinned and said to himself, don't be too narcissistic, at night, even if you can see the ball clearly with the lights on, I can't see you clearly, so what's the matter with you.

"Let's go," Yu Heng waved at him, "It's too late, let's go back."

The people on the court had dispersed, so He Yanzhi stood up slowly, and spread his hands confidently: "I can't walk anymore, you carry me on your back."

"I saw you were alive and kicking when you came here," Yu Heng obviously didn't believe it, but since he was still a half-patient, he still squatted down, "Come up."

Satisfied, He Yanzhi climbed onto his back and heard him ask again: "Go back to the dormitory, or go home?"

"Go back to the dormitory, I haven't lived in your dormitory yet."

"The cat doesn't care? Your daughter didn't spend the night alone at home."

"..."

Mr. Yan thought about it, and felt that if this kid had a "family status pyramid" in his heart, cats would always be at the top of the pyramid.

So he sighed and took out his mobile phone: "Come on, let's see what little luck is doing at home."

A few days ago, he chopped off his hand to remove the perfume and scar medicine. He also had a camera specially used for taking pictures of cats. At home, you can also pay attention to the cat's movements at any time.

He was just buying it for fun, but he didn't expect it to come in handy today.

Yu Heng walked forward with his back on his back, and glanced at his mobile phone - the camera should be infrared, and the light at home was not turned on, so the screen was gray.

The camera was aimed at the bed in the bedroom, and soon they found a trace of Little Lucky in the center of the screen. This guy was sleeping on the big bed in an extremely indecent sleeping position, occupying the positions of two people, a white cat .

He Yanzhi: "..."

Yu Heng: "..."

It seems that worrying is unnecessary.

The poop shoveler is not here, and this guy is doing well.

He Yanzhi silently put away the phone: "Go back to the dormitory."

This time, Yu Heng didn't have any objections, and carried him all the way to the downstairs of the dormitory, before letting him down and taking the elevator together.

Yu Heng was sweating after playing ball, and the first thing he did when he arrived at the dormitory was to take a shower, He Yanzhi had no choice but to rush along, and then fell on the bed exhausted, not wanting to get up.

Yu Heng walked up to him, wiped his head and said, "With your physical strength, can you really go back to filming?"

"Don't hit me anymore." He Yanzhi raised his hand to cover his eyes, "I'm getting old and my physical strength can't keep up, so I can't compare with you guys."

"Wake up, the man has 31 flowers, but you are still a delicate flower." Yu Heng sat down by the bed and patted his leg, "Tired?"

"Sore."

"Tell you to rest at home and you don't do it. If you insist on coming out, you're so tired after just walking a few steps." Yu Heng pawed him, "Turn around, and I'll rub it for you."

He Yanzhi would never resist a free massage, so he lay down instead of lying down, lifted his clothes and pointed to his waist: "Here, don't press too hard, be careful to break it for me."

Yu Heng didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Are you a biscuit, once you break it, it's 'click', crispy?"

He Yanzhi snorted, but didn't answer.

The little bodyguard is here to provide 360-degree all-round services to the employer, but the two unscrupulous roommates outside sneak up to the door, eavesdropping on the door like thieves.

Guan Chen lowered his voice to the lowest level: "Isn't it good for us to do this?"

"Hush," Li Qiming gestured at him, "Let's just listen, but we won't go in again. The two of them got into the house and couldn't come out. The sound just now should mean that they took a bath, so the next step is..."

Before he finished speaking, he heard a scream from inside: "Be gentle!"

It's He Yanzhi.

Guan Chen and Li Qiming looked at each other, showing gossipy eyes at the same time, and put their ears on the door.

This time it was Yu Heng: "I didn't try hard?"

"It hurts me to death," He Yanzhi said, "Do you know how strong your hand is, can I bear it?"

However, he spoke too fast, and he couldn't hear clearly through a door. The word "hand strength" passed by, and what fell on the ears of the two outside the door became "Do you know yourself?" ...how big is it".

The two guys with impure thoughts were shocked, and Guan Chen asked, "How big is it?"

"It seems...it's really big," Li Qiming swallowed, "I accidentally bumped into him taking a shower last time..."

"It's so pitiful," Guan Chen actually felt sympathetic, "Yu Heng, a beast, won't ruin a big star, right?"

"Probably... no," Li Qiming said very uncertainly, "Haven't they been together for a long time, there should be protective measures..."

Guan Chen made a dangerous remark: "We've been together for a long time...how can you still not adapt to each other's size?"

Li Qiming: "..."

The two showed expressions of deep thought and fear at the same time.

The thinking that was crooked to grandma's house probably couldn't be broken back. The two wicked and smoking guys continued to eavesdrop, and heard a moan from inside that they didn't know whether it was pain or enjoyment.

"It's too scary." Guan Chen, a big man with five big and three rough, actually covered his mouth like a little girl, "I'm so scared, my roommate is actually this kind of person."

"Often... routine operation, sit down," Li Qiming's voice trembled a little, "It's nothing, I met a roommate who brought his girlfriend back to the dormitory in college, at night, in front of us... That picture is so beautiful that I dare not recall it, but at least...the two are men."

"Your roommate is a werewolf," Guan Chen said, "But, it seems that it is more scary just because both of them are men?"

"It seems to make some sense," Li Qiming fell into deep thought, "I've never quite understood, does it really feel good to be inserted with chrysanthemums?"

"How about...you try?" Guan Chen made a seemingly reasonable suggestion, "You can buy one online...well, you understand."

Li Qiming showed strange eyes: "Brother, I don't understand, can you explain in detail?"

Guan Chen quickly waved his hand, pointing to the door, motioning for them to continue listening.

The movement in the room became quieter for some reason, Li Qiming murmured in a low voice: "It shouldn't be, shouldn't it be louder at this time?"

In order to hear more clearly, the two of them involuntarily lay tighter on the door. Who would have thought that the door was not closed properly, and they were under pressure that they shouldn't have to bear. Suddenly, there was a "click" and a crack opened inward.

The hairs on the two guilty guys instantly stood on end, and they stood there in shock. Three seconds later, Guan Chen grabbed Li Qiming's clothes and said, "Run!"

But it was too late.

The sound of opening the door alarmed the people inside. The little bodyguard had already got up and walked to the door, opened the door with a smile on his face: "Stop for me."

The two guys who hadn't run back to their dormitory froze.

"Eavesdropping at the door, it's amazing, you guys," Yu Heng said in a very kind tone, "You're so curious, why don't you come in and give it a try?"

"No, no, dare not," Li Qiming didn't dare to turn around, and said tremblingly, "Brother Yu, you... you're done already? Isn't it a little too soon..."

Yu Heng frowned: "What?"

Guan Chen: "It still stopped suddenly in the middle... This is not good, my sister-in-law will be upset."

"..."

Yu Heng was so angry that he stepped forward and grabbed the back of the necks of the two of them, forcing them to turn their heads: "Come on, come on, look around, what are we doing? Your mind is full of red, orange, green, blue, blue, and purple. No, only yellow is left, right?"

The two of them looked righteous, with dead expressions on their faces, and opened their eyes to look at him with difficulty—it turned out that the man was neatly dressed, and he didn't look like he was interrupted in the middle of the incident.

"What's going on?" He Yanzhi was still lying on the bed, looking out, "Press it again, you don't press your right leg after you press your left leg, it's outrageous."

Li Qiming was stunned: "Press...press what?"

Yu Heng smiled: "Massage, have you heard of it? Do you want to try it?"

Guan Chen and Li Qiming looked at each other, took a step back, put their palms together and raised their heads above their heads: "I'm sorry Brother Yu! We misunderstood! We thought you and your sister-in-law were living in harmony, so we came over to eavesdrop out of curiosity... We promise that in the future Never dare again!"

"Damn, is I that kind of person?" He Yanzhi heard it clearly in the room, and finally couldn't help it, and came out to teach these young people who have no integrity and no limit, "Look at you, your thoughts are dirty. dirty!"

"Yes, yes, I'm dirty, I'm dirty," Li Qiming hurriedly hid behind Guan Chen, "How about... you go back and continue working... No, continue pressing?"

He Yanzhi glanced at him, suddenly lowered his voice, and asked calmly, "Did you understand everything in class today?"

Guan Chen didn't realize that the topic jumped, and subconsciously replied, "Uh...understand."

He Yanzhi: "Have you digested it?"

Li Qiming: "Let's dissolve..."

He Yanzhi: "Are you sure you will apply what you have learned?"

Guan Chen & Li Qiming: "This..."

He Yanzhi frowned suddenly, and said loudly: "Since there is no one, why not hurry up and study!"