After being disabled, I hired a bodyguard

"...I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense," He Yanzhi took a step back instinctively, but there was a wall behind him, and he had no choice but to swallow, "That...before you go out to meet your boyfriend Isn't it routine to clean up, spray some perfume or something?"

"Your 'routine' may be slightly different from the 'routine' of our normal people." Yu Heng still maintained this posture and did not intend to let him go. Do you think you look like a qualified patient when you go out and run around in a pretty way?"

"...I'm already healed," He Yanzhi was very dissatisfied, "I'll get moldy if I stay at home all day."

"Then you stayed for more than a year before, why haven't you turned into fermented bean curd?" Yu Heng raised his brows, and moved closer, "You just tried every means to get closer to me, don't quibble."

Just as He Yanzhi was about to say "If you don't come to you, come to someone", he suddenly heard the door of the living room open, and two "uninvited guests" just happened to visit at this time——

As soon as Guan Chen and Li Qiming entered the door, they immediately saw the two who were brewing sauce by the wall, and immediately put down the things in their hands in a uniform manner, and raised their hands to cover their eyes in a uniform way: "Oh! My God! "

These two guys covered their eyes but didn't cover them completely, they showed a slit, and continued to watch blatantly.

Guan Chen's words were straight and round: "It's broad daylight!"

Li Qiming's words are pearls: "Lang Lang Qian Kun!"

Guan Chen: "It's really going downhill!"

Li Qiming: "Moral decay!"

Guan Chen: "On behalf of all the single dogs in the 306 dormitory, I would like to strongly condemn this kind of heartless dog abuse!"

Li Qiming: "And criticism!"

Yu Heng: "..."

He Yanzhi: "..."

The outdated old star looked at the two of them without saying a word, and thought to himself, are the children nowadays so good at playing?

It's because he can't keep up with the trend of the times.

"Okay, you two, how about acting in a drama?" Yu Heng finally took a step back and was forced to end the "wall-dong" segment where nothing happened, "I asked you to buy two extra meals, did you buy it?"

"I bought it, I bought it," Li Qiming stretched out his hand and gestured to him as a "please", "Brother Yu, this is all because of my little brother's filial piety to you, please teach us the experience of being a big star, we also want to be rich women Nurturing."

"It's simple," Yu Heng took the rice away bluntly, and started the on-site teaching quite "interestingly". "First of all, you have to know how to cook."

Li Qiming: "I will, I will."

Guan Chen: "This can be learned..."

Yu Heng: "Secondly, you have to be able to take care of people."

Li Qiming: "I'm too good at this, no matter what aspect I can do."

Guan Chen: "This can also be practiced..."

Yu Heng: "Again, you'd better have a skill, for example - being able to fight."

Li Qiming: "Is it okay to cosplay a little lolita?"

Guan Chen: "Can you wear women's clothes?"

Yu Heng waved his hand, pushed He Yanzhi into his room, and finally said: "Of course, these are not important, the most important thing is - you have to be handsome."

After finishing speaking, he closed the door, leaving two miserable single dogs outside the door looking at each other.

Li Qiming: "Excuse me."

Guan Chen: "Farewell."

He Yanzhi sat down at the table, pushed aside the pile of textbooks on the table, and seriously thought about what the other party said just now: "I don't think it's right, I didn't fall in love with you because of your face. "

Yu Heng glanced at him, and opened the phone album: "Come here, take a look, this is your small recruitment advertisement at that time, I'll read it to you—'Look: prettier than me'."

He Yanzhi: "..."

He just wanted to know, why does this kid still keep this thing?

"Let me analyze it for you," Yu Heng said solemnly, "Your small advertisement is just to recruit someone who is big, good at work, young, beautiful, hardworking, hardworking and capable... I don't know whether it is a bodyguard or a Nanny's..."

"I beg you," He Yanzhi pressed his hand, "I was wrong, I shouldn't mention this, let's eat."

Yu Heng successfully made someone shut up, bowed his head and tasted the noodles: "No, I need to add vinegar."

He got up while talking, opened the door and went out: "Li Qiming! You took my vinegar away again!"

Taking advantage of him getting up, He Yanzhi suddenly had an idea, snatched the other party's mobile phone on the table, unlocked it, entered the photo album, and deleted the photos in one go.

perfect.

He was complacent when Yu Heng came back with a bottle of vinegar. Seeing his expression, he immediately realized what he had just done, and asked, "Did you delete the photo?"

He Yanzhi spread his hands indifferently: "I don't believe that your mobile phone still has a recycle bin."

Unexpectedly, Yu Heng was not angry at all, but smiled instead. He leaned into the ear of the other party, and said very gently and kindly: "It's okay, I have already uploaded the cloud disk for backup, you can delete it as you like."

He Yanzhi: "..."

What crime did he do?

Mr. Yan didn't dare to say a word anymore, he knew that he was leading wolves into the house and he was willing to dance with wolves, so he had nothing to say, so he could only change the subject: "What's wrong with eating noodles and being jealous?"

Yu Heng: "It's nothing, it's just that I have been having lunch with a Shanxi classmate a while ago, and I got infected, and now the most consumed thing in our dormitory is vinegar."

He Yanzhi is probably the type who gets greedy when he sees what other people eat, staring at the bottle of vinegar, he started to move: "Is it really delicious?"

"You can try."

So he ordered a little bit of noodles into his portion, stirred it well, and after tasting it, he commented: "Don't say it, it's really good, and I got a new way to eat it."

The two finished their dinner in the dormitory, and He Yanzhi lay on the double bed and stretched himself out: "Actually, living in the school is pretty good, you don't need to cook, and you only need to clean the room with a dozen square meters. There is a library that allows you to borrow books for free, and if you want to be active, go to the playground for a couple of laps, how pleasant it is.”

Yu Heng sat by the bed and looked at him: "Why, do you want to go back to your student days?"

"I'm sure I won't be able to go back." He Yanzhi put his arms behind his head, "It's just like following you and getting the breath of youth."

"Get up," Yu Heng suddenly stretched out his hand to tug at him, "Didn't you say that I'm fine, then go out for a walk with me."

He Yanzhi reluctantly said, "Don't, just let me go, this old salted fish."

"You should be in the white strip mode in the waves now," Yu Heng pulled him out involuntarily, "It's only six o'clock, no matter how healthy you are, you can't go to sleep now, go quickly."

He Yanzhi was forced to leave the dormitory with him, and received single greetings from Guan Chen and Li Qiming. The content of the greetings was "Where are you going on a date tonight, young couple?"

It was gradually getting late, and the two walked all the way towards the playground. Yu Heng said, "After a while, I'll bring you here for a run."

"...running?" He Yanzhi had a certain instinctive fear of this word, "I can't walk well, run?"

"I think you're quite nimble," Yu Heng turned to look at him, "It's just that you walk a bit slower, and it's easy to turn around."

He Yanzhi: "..."

This is Liso?

And when did he turn the corner?

He was too lazy to tell which of the little bodyguard's words was serious and which was teasing, and followed him with his hands in his pockets: "Slow down, can you be considerate of me, a disabled person?"

Yu Heng stopped to wait for him, and suddenly grabbed his hand: "Shall I lead you?"

"I can't walk fast even if you lead me. I'm not a donkey." He Yanzhi looked around and lowered his voice, "And there are so many people, isn't it suitable?"

"What's wrong with that? Are you still afraid of this?" Yu Heng said calmly, "Didn't you say that being a celebrity is because you like the feeling of attracting attention?"

"That's not the kind of attention, is it?"

The two of them walked slowly along the edge of the playground, right after a meal to digest food, walking all the way, the return rate was as high as 100%.

The words that He Yanzhi heard the most were "so handsome", "from a research school", "from which department", "looks like a star", "holding hands", "are you gay".

Of course, there are also many people who secretly take pictures with their mobile phones.

"Who told me to stop going out at that time?" He Yanzhi walked more and more slowly, but talked more and more, "You suddenly abducted me, I think you have ulterior motives."

"It's as if you will stay in the dormitory obediently if I don't kidnap you," Yu Heng said, "I'll take you here to familiarize yourself with the school environment, don't run out on your own one day and find your way back."

He Yanzhi: "?"

He doesn't seem to have said that he is a road idiot.

But... this school is really big, and he can hardly tell the difference between south, east and north.

The two passed by the basketball court next to the playground, and suddenly a black shadow flew towards them, Yu Heng protected him and dodged to the side, and grabbed it—it was a basketball.

The boys on the field shouted at them: "Yu Heng! Come fight!"

Yu Heng looked at him, then at He Yanzhi, and pointed to the seat next to him: "Sit here and rest for a while."

He Yanzhi didn't stop him either, because he couldn't walk anymore, so he obediently sat down and rested.

It was completely dark, and the lights on the court were turned on in time, illuminating a group of sweating young people.

He Yanzhi took out his mobile phone to take a picture, but their figures crossed each other too quickly, and eight out of ten of the pictures were fake. In addition to the limited light, it was difficult to take a satisfactory picture.

After 5 minutes, he finally gave up and was about to switch to recording a video when he saw a basketball roll to his feet.

He didn't want to pick it up at first, but it rolled over, and it seemed impolite not to pick it up, so he had to pick it up and throw it back, but he heard the boy who called Yu Heng say: "I picked it up, why don't you come up and play for a while? "

"Hey, he can't do it!" Yu Heng stopped him in time, and waved at He Yanzhi, "Give it to me."

He Yanzhi originally wanted to give it to him, but after hearing what he said, he suddenly didn't want to give it anymore: "Come and get it yourself."

"Don't give me face." Yu Heng had no choice but to go over in person. Unexpectedly, the moment he was about to get the ball, He Yanzhi suddenly let go, and the basketball slipped from his palm and was caught by the other hand.

Yu Heng didn't catch the ball, so he couldn't help being stunned, and tried to grab it again, but was blocked by fancy style again.

"...Yes, I have practiced." Yu Heng failed to succeed many times, feeling that the basketball had become a slippery loach, "I can't tell, Uncle, you still have some strengths."

He Yanzhi faltered at him, stood up suddenly, and before he could react, he lifted his arm over his shoulder, clasped his wrist, and threw the basketball back onto the court.

Just falling near the hoop, a boy jumped up and dunked the basketball into the hoop.

Yu Heng: "..."

There was a "wow" on the field, and the boy who initiated the invitation gave He Yanzhi a thumbs-up: "Not bad, but this ball is not counted—Yu Heng, you can't do it, you can't even grab a ball! "

There was a roar of laughter on the court, and He Yanzhi stretched out his hand to pat someone on the shoulder: "Boy, don't say that uncle is bad in the future, do you hear me?"