The King and the Priest[Comprehensive]

Without knowing what happened-in short, it was very inexplicable.

The Pharaoh, who came to the world for less than three days, suddenly became a winner in life who made countless people envious and jealous.

Of course, there is no doubt that he is the winner in life!

No one can doubt how much the Pharaoh, who personally created a great cause that has been remembered for thousands of years, meets this standard.

What this means is that if there is any imperfection in the peak life of Ramses II, the king of kings, it should be only...he did not marry the princess as others wished during his lifetime, and he did not leave any heirs in the end.

Although this is because the king has been thinking about one person until his death, and after waiting for so long, he is unwilling to give up at will anyway, and it doesn't matter whether he has a wife, concubine or heir.

However, it cannot be denied that Wang is just unwilling, not unwilling.

There is only one candidate for "Princess", and it can only be that one.

When Ozymandias was still more known as Ramses, when he determined this premise, he did not consider the issues that ordinary people would usually mind very much——

For example, the "Princess" whom he likes is of the same sex, the seemingly close identity gap between the pharaoh and the high priest is like a gap, and the heir who is the most important to continue the dynasty's inheritance...

Pharaoh was naive at that time, thinking that he was already the king of this country and could get everything.

The final reality proves that even the controller of the place where the sun can shine, has the regret that he will never be able to get what he wants——

...well, forever.

If it hadn't been for this time, Ozymandias would have thought that his shortcomings would "never" be made up for.

It is almost impossible to find the only candidate for the princess, and although he doesn't mind that he has no offspring, he still likes children in his heart...

——Then, as if the words had just come to an end.

The "Princess" and "Child" fell from the sky with a click, knocking the bewildered Pharaoh unconscious.

It stands to reason that he shouldn't be so absent-no, excited!

But if you put it into the situation of Ozymandias, there must be no one who can respond more perfectly than him!

"Yu feels good, isn't this a very—normal thing! Hahahahahahahahahaha! Because everything is in the hands of Pharaoh, Yu is blessed, no matter what happens, I think it's like a dream, it's normal !"

"..."

"........."

"Well."

The Pharaoh was silent for a "little" moment.

"from now on."

Saying so solemnly, the brown-haired king held the girl in front of him, and looked at her with extremely serious eyes.

He is serious.

"Young girl named Sakura, you can call Yu "Father"."

After the Pharaoh finished speaking, he savored it a little, and showed a not-so-obvious smile that made him feel good about himself.

cherry:"……"

The Pharaoh held her up and continued to ponder: "Do you want to change the name to a customary name? Even if it is used temporarily, as Yu's daughter, you must have God's blessing."

cherry:"……?"

The more the pharaoh thought about it, the more he swelled, and his thoughts had already drifted to the clouds: "Even if Egypt is no longer the rest of Egypt, it is not impossible to have another queen on the same land—"

Sakura (sluggish): "..."

Fortunately, under the excitement of Ozymandias, there was a freshly baked Egyptian queen on the earth, and by the way, before changing the name of other people's daughters according to the ancient Egyptian format, he prevented his greatest savior from coming.

"What are you doing stupid?"

"!"

The pharaoh was shocked, and the princess actually said that he was being stupid—as expected of his princess, after amnesia, she was more than twice as straightforward as she was before a long, long, long time ago!

"I don't remember you, so please keep still, we need to keep our distance."

"?!"

wrong.

The pharaoh found this very contradictory and unimaginable.

They were still so close a moment ago, kissing and holding hands were all initiated by the dear princess, why did the princess become so indifferent again before she turned her back?

Although it is normal for Tahir to be indifferent, the sudden enthusiasm would make the Pharaoh feel extremely uncomfortable, but——the feeling is still different!

"Why the distance? Haven't we already—"

"Already what?"

"..."

"Princess" asked back, her tone was too calm, and Ozymandias recalled all the past.

That’s right, what Tahir (note: in amnesia) should mean, even though he saw this man and felt that he should be his, he still had to take the initiative to grab his hand, and if he grabbed it, he didn’t intend to let it go for a short time... …

But this does not conflict with him keeping a distance from men when he doesn't want to talk to him.

In short, Tahir said indifferently that I don't want you to think, I just want me to think.Because I suddenly found that this man was too stupid and didn't want to get close, I always felt that I would infect myself.

Pharaoh (suddenly suffered another huge blow): "..."

However, Ozymandias reacted just as quickly after being hit as a blow, as if this matter had been imprinted into his spiritual base from the moment the danger was confirmed: it means that the conditioned reflex cannot make Tahir open his eyes. See yourself.

When Tahir raised his hand, he could touch the strip of cloth that was forcibly put on by the Pharaoh. The white strip of cloth felt extraordinarily soft and high-grade, corresponding to the cloak missing from Ozymandias' back.

It's very troublesome, and he can't see the way clearly - he opened his mouth slightly, probably wanting to say so.

But then he discovered that being blindfolded did not hinder him, and even felt more at ease in the hazy darkness.

Among them, part of the sense of peace of mind seems to come from the cloth strips covering the eyes.

Even if the man came here in a hurry, he tied up the cloth strips very quickly, but his actions were not rude and impatient at all.

The tightness is just right, and the card can be fixed tightly with a little force, but the eyeballs will not be oppressed to the right degree.

Tahir's fingertips rubbed the surface of the cloth strips slightly, and he got some seemingly different tactile sensations without any trace.

This is just a trivial matter, and probably the pharaoh himself didn't even care.

But in a place where others can't peek, the heart of the person who has lost his memory has almost no waves, and he thinks that such a "little thing" has caused a slight ripple.

Just a little bit of something that belongs to this man's breath can make him deeply attached to it, and a strange emotion called "uneasy" emerges in his heart, and he has completely settled down at this time.

It’s weird.

He didn't know what this mood was, and he didn't know why he had the idea of ​​wanting to get closer to a man who couldn't see his face.

But it is very dangerous for Tahir, who is very repulsed by nature to express emotions, to be blindly influenced by emotions that have no reason at present.

That's why he decided to keep a distance first and make a careful judgment later.

This is why Tahir would choose to do this afterwards——

"Are you going to be the father of this child? Then I will be an uncle."

"Wait, wait! According to our relationship, shouldn't it be 'mother'?!"

"But I don't think I have any characteristics that meet the standards of women."

"...In the end, did Yu think too much?"

Tahir refused the proposal to let Sakura call herself "mother", which disappointed the complacent Pharaoh.

The state of the lover at the moment is very special, and Ozymandias dare not try it without authorization.

If it is said that although Tahir was not very talkative in the past, but in the end he would keep a low profile to help His Royal Highness who made strange requests, then he is unreasonable now, and there is no room for accommodation...

"That can't be uncle, or the relationship between me and you will be messed up! Well... how about it, besides me, you can also be the 'father' of this girl!"

It was probably an unreasonable logic other than being righteous, but Tahir actually accepted it after hearing it.

"That's fine."

"Humph……"

"Is your throat uncomfortable? Sure enough, it's because you laughed too loudly and made too much noise, so you made your throat like this."

"...No, I, now, am very good!"

Ozymandias decided to end the subject.

After working on it for a long time, none of the substantive problems have been solved.

The Heroic Pharaoh and his ghost lover, who was going to raise human teenagers temporarily, had finished arguing about the address, but hadn't started to think about the most important thing: how to raise them... no, take care of Matou Sakura.

"I know."

Tahir, who took the girl from Ozymandias and put it on the ground firmly, said with a calm expression, as if he had a well-thought-out plan.

Ozymandias is not very clear, not to mention that he had no children before his death, even if he had, the matter of taking care of the prince and princess was not done by Pharaoh himself, but was handed over to the palace maids.

He was thinking that it was Tahir, even though he couldn't remember anything, he knew how to carry out such a troublesome task, and then he heard the next sentence from the dear high priest:

"It may be a leftover memory. In short, a voice from nowhere tells me that children are like grass seeds sprinkled into the soil. They need to be carefully cared for when they first grow up to prevent them from dying in a strong storm."

Pharaoh thought thoughtfully: "Well, it seems that there is such a saying."

Tahir: "Recite mantras to them, and prepare amulets to protect them from growing up healthily and avoid disasters..."

The Pharaoh was a little surprised: "Hey, don't you remember this clearly! Tahir, are you about to remember it?"

Tahir: "Then, give them food, give them clothes."

"..."

"..."

"And then?"

"Isn't it already finished here? If it's a grass seed, it will sprout by itself soon after it sprouts. In the same way, children can grow up smoothly by themselves."

Pharaoh: "...I have never raised a child, but my instinct tells me that this alone will never support a child!"

This metaphor is really strange!

If young human beings could scatter a piece like grass seeds and grow one piece, then the death rate of underage children in ancient Egypt ruled by the pharaohs would not be so high.

"...Isn't that so!"

Tahir was a little shocked.

Ozymandias: "Of course not! The focus is on the details...but if you think about it carefully, the details are not the problem."

"How can this place—such a gloomy low house be qualified to be the place where the Pharaoh stayed?! It's too plain, too shabby! It's unbearable!"

The topic has somehow drifted off to strange places, and it is difficult to turn back this time.

Except for his own great temple, the pharaoh didn't like anything, and the gloomy and gloomy Matou's house couldn't accommodate the light of the sun.

After being strongly opposed, he couldn't directly summon the pyramid and smash it on the Matou family's territory, and transform Fuyuki City into a modern ancient Egypt, so he could only retreat in dissatisfaction.

First of all, this house must be demolished.Especially the basement, such an evil place full of filth, cannot even have the qualification to live for a second.

The Pharaoh wanted to simply and roughly modify this place to suit his own aesthetics. Needless to say, the risks that might be brought about during the modification process were of course the snake staff that gave him demon offerings to worry about.

Squeezing the snake stick does not require any psychological burden, not to mention that it is impossible for the king to have psychological burden. As far as the manifestation of evil power that does not belong to his own people, he is a real "tyrant".

She Zhang (unsurprisingly yelling): "It's really bad luck for me to bump into you two bastards——"

It was only in the middle of cursing, and it attracted the attention of one of the "two bastards".

The blond priest took off the cloth strips that were blindfolded, and stared down at Gulu Gulu's black snake staff that rolled to his feet.

He might have recalled some bits and pieces of memory from this overly familiar cursing voice, or he might simply have recognized this voice, which was the one that woke him up from the darkness not long ago.

Afterwards, Tahir bent down, stretched out his hand, and made a gesture to pick up the snake stick rolling on the ground.

Snake Staff: "!"

Unexpectedly, the heart of the non-existent snake trembled violently.

This is by no means the excitement that can't be suppressed when there is a formal intimate meeting of one person and one staff with a deep master-servant friendship.Obviously, She Zhang was full of thoughts at that moment, and he couldn't help but doubt the harmless and fragile "human" in front of him.

She Zhang's emotions fluctuated violently, and his mind kept spinning, thinking whether this guy Taher had real amnesia or fake amnesia, and whether he really wanted to catch up with him now, or deliberately pretended that he didn't know anything and then came to him quietly. threaten.

Based on its understanding of Tahir, this person really did the "evil thing" of pretending to have amnesia. He seemed innocent, innocent and stupid, and the snake couldn't predict any bad thoughts in his heart.

——Could it be that this bad guy found out from the beginning that I deliberately didn't tell the idiot Pharaoh the truth, and he didn't want him to know, but he just wanted to settle accounts with me quietly?

—Uh, uh, uh huh huh?The more I think about it, the more it makes sense!

The moment Tahir touched it, the snake staff straightened instantly, and the golden snake pupils stopped spinning, but the pupils narrowed extremely thin, showing 100% high vigilance.

At this moment, it is invulnerable, no matter what methods bad-hearted people come up with to target it, it will not...

Snake Staff: "...... Hiss!!!"

Tahir picked it up.

But without looking at it a few more times, he casually handed it over to another person.

"It's a toy."

You can hesitate about anything else, but this conclusion is absolutely certain and requires no doubt.

After saying this, Tahir walked away very calmly.

The Pharaoh is in full swing, and wants to turn the unattractive Japanese-style mansion into a magnificent golden temple—even if the Great Temple can't be moved here, at least the appearance must be in place!

And Tahir, whose "common sense" was ridiculed, felt deeply ashamed, so naturally he couldn't sit still.

He is going to find ways and means to properly care for young children, so there is no time to waste here.

About that snake?

Well, because the feeling of not wanting to pay attention to it at first glance was too strong, so he gave up thinking about it and really ignored it.

In this way, a rather wonderful scene is formed:

Sakura stared blankly at the long black staff that came into her little hand, and stared at the vivid black snake on the staff with big eyes.

Girl: "..."

Snake Staff: "..."

The cowardly girl suddenly received a "toy" from someone who was inexplicably upgraded to a father, and she didn't know how to react for a while.

Should be now, are you happy?

but……

She Zhang (suddenly jumping like thunder): "Little girl, what's the matter with your eyes!"

Sakura's eyes... Sakura doesn't have any eyes.

The girl barely escaped from the devil's lair until today. The psychological shadow from before has not dissipated, and her eyes are still empty and lifeless.

But the snake stick is worthy of being a snake stick, its eyes are so vicious that it can even capture the flashing thoughts of a little girl who has closed her heart.

The reason why it was furious was because it suddenly discovered that even mere human bean sprouts dare to despise it, Mr. Snake Zhang!

That's right, the tiny emotion in Sakura's heart is precisely the "dislike" of Uncle Shezhang!

It's easy to understand if you think about it from the perspective of a girl.

Sakura has the deepest shadow for the densely packed and black insects.

Although Uncle Snake Stick is a combination of black snake + black stick, but the snake is wrapped around the long stick, hissing and sticking out its tongue. It looks like a slightly elongated version of an earthworm. It is indeed a bit...

【nausea】.

Snake Staff: "?"

Snake Stick: "I'm sick?"

Snake Stick: "Actually——in thousands of years———for the first time, a human being said that I am a master! Disgusting!!! Hiss!"

The black snake neighed sharply, swelled and enlarged under the rage, opened its huge mouth, and the white fangs revealed a gloomy and cold look.

"Feel the fear in Seth's shadow! Disrespectful bastard—"

Snapped!

An untimely crisp sound suddenly sounded, but it came from the girl who seemed to be still in a daze.

cherry:"…………"

It should just be a conditioned reflex.

Seeing the earthworm leaping up into a big snake and opening its fangs to bite her, the purple-haired girl with empty eyes blinked slowly.

She didn't know what happened, until the crisp sound reached her ears, she reacted belatedly, and withdrew her hand in a panic like fright.

There was a shriveled "thing" that fluttered and fell down unsteadily.

Hey.

Mr. She Zhang obviously didn't expect that the combined palm strike of human bean sprouts would have such a powerful force—it wasn't that its magic power was taken away by the idiot Pharaoh and weakened itself! ——Unexpectedly, it was turned into a snake in one fell swoop!

"Ben... Grandpa... No..."

——I won’t let you go!

Unfortunately, the key content was not able to threaten the exit, Uncle She Zhang straightened his neck and passed out extremely aggrieved.

Sakura lowered her head, looked at "Snake Gan" who seemed to have been dried up by humiliation and grief, then raised her hand steadily, and looked at her own tender little hand.

"Toy……"

"So, is this how you play?"

It seemed that some particularly terrifying idea had sprouted.

In the future, it may grow into a towering giant tree—but it doesn't matter, who knows what will happen in the future?

To be sure.

From the moment Matou Sakura's fate was subversively changed, and her direct caretaker changed from an inhuman old bug to two incredible characters, she would not become the "Matou Sakura" on the original route. up.

It will take time to transform the pharaoh's temporary residence on earth.

It will take a considerable amount of time for the ghost of the former high priest who has lost his memory and even lost most of his common sense to bury his head in the sea of ​​books and frantically supplement all kinds of knowledge.

For the next six days, the few people who were stationed at the Matou's house did not leave a single step.

What kind of Holy Grail War was being fought outside every night, and it was fought very close to them, and the movement was earth-shaking.

But Pharaoh didn't even bother to lift his eyelids: "Unless the sky is broken, it's nothing to do with me."

In fact, breaking the sky is none of his business. If the sky falls, it will hit the fake Great Temple that he has worked so hard to build. At this point, the pharaoh will show up angrily.

Today's world is no longer his Egypt, but has become a filthy place that the king doesn't care about at all. If Ozymandias is too busy, he will have a little interest in rebuilding the glorious land.

But he's obviously busy right now.

He was busy doing things that he had never done before as a Pharaoh, and he was also busy cultivating a relationship with the love he finally found...

Obviously the relationship has already arrived, but it still needs to be "cultivated"!

Regarding this point, Pharaoh was really brooding and had too deep opinions.What's the difference between this and marrying a concubine who can only watch but can't do anything?

"...how about what?"

Having said that, Ozymandias really didn't think too much about strange things.

Even with the Snake Staff as a versatile oppressor, it is difficult to describe how busy he is, so that he has no intention of thinking about how to break the inexplicable and weird atmosphere between him and Tahir.

After all, there are still things in this world that can't be solved by simply squeezing the snake stick.

And there are many more.

When the Pharaoh first heard those words from the mouth of the future Egyptian queen—well, the adopted daughter—even the wise and mighty he couldn't help frowning, and fell into a moment of contemplation.

"School, school?"

Tahir, who had done some research, said to Sakura: "Indeed, according to the habits of this world, you should go to 'school'."

"What are we going to do?"

asked the pharaoh who was still frowning.

"Contact the school, pay the fee, and prepare the basic items that Sakura needs to go to school..." Tahir relayed what he had learned all night to Ozymandias.

Pharaoh: "No."

It sounds very troublesome, but the king who is omnipotent on the earth will not care about this cumbersomeness.

"But maybe there's something else to do."

"what?"

"The book says that every family's parents have to prepare bento boxes for young children going to school... that is, food that is brought to school."

"So."

The aloof, blond ex-priest, who was immaculate in life and turned into a spirit after death, turned his head and looked at the pharaoh who would never have anything to do with the kitchen in this life or the next.

His voice was very calm, but his eyes were faint: "Who here can—do such a complicated process?"

"........."

The author has something to say: The life of the adopted daughter of the pharaoh and the priest is a disaster, and now the disaster has just begun (?)

Because it's so funny, I'm even more sure that I'm a sand sculpture writer!Ha ha ha quack quack

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