The King and the Priest[Comprehensive]

During the fourth Holy Grail War, the Matou family changed their head in an extremely low-key manner, and only a few people should know about it.

Because the Matou Zouyan, which has lived for 500 years, firmly grasps the magic circuit and refuses to pass it on to the descendants, the Matou family's descendant magicians are not as good as the next generation, and their presence in the world of magicians will naturally increase. weaker.

In recent years, this family has been completely decayed and dilapidated, and spying on other people's magic is taboo, so not many people pay attention to it.

Therefore, Matou Zouyan disappeared mysteriously, and Matou Kariya also died in a Holy Grail War. In the end, only a five-year-old girl magician became the head of the family, and she didn't care about it on the surface.

The local magic association and church only confirmed the death of the former two, and ignored the matter of the Matou family.

Their focus was on dealing with the follow-up issues of the ended Holy Grail War, and they were so busy that they didn't have the time to care about what the Tong family in the interval was going to do.

That's right, I thought it was just a small magic ceremony held in a remote place in the east, but it had a great impact on the entire magic world.

Less than half of the masters who participated in the Holy Grail War died, and one of the clock tower's monarchs, Tohsaka Tokiomi, the head of the Tohsaka family, also died tragically in this war.

Moreover, I don't know what this group of people did in the small town in the countryside. The fire that appeared like a mystery burned almost half of the entire city, causing heavy losses and casualties.

Afterwards, the behind-the-scenes forces must come to clean up the mess, and by the way, they must also fall into the huge aftereffects of the clock tower monarch's sudden untimely death like a storm.

I'm too busy, and I don't need to explore the insignificant details of Fuyuki City.

As a result, the magicians didn't realize that in Fuyuki City, which was still rebuilding its infrastructure after the war, there were servants who shouldn't have stayed in the city without a trace—and there were more than one!

Leaving aside the other king besides a heroic spirit who was not within the scope of the Holy Grail summoning, what happened to the golden servant.

Forced to keep a low profile but still act in a high profile style, a heroic spirit, together with his "family", became the guardian of the new Patriarch Matou without anyone knowing it.

In order to be able to stay here for a long time without being disturbed by people who don't have eyes, at least it is necessary not to have a "disguise" full of loopholes.

Thousands of years later, the present world has more rules than the era where the pharaohs lived. What kind of passport and identity certificate?If you want to be perfect, you have to take shortcuts.

But as I said, there is nothing on earth that Pharaoh cannot do...

"You go."

Such a cold voice actually appeared!

The snake stick that almost exploded after holding it for a few days: "Let me solve all the troubles?"

"nonsense."

The Pharaoh snorted coldly, and said in a tone of "this king gave you a chance to express yourself because he likes you" and said something that made the snake want to bite him to death: "The rest of the time is not wasted on such trivial things. of!"

Snake Staff: "?"

Because these words were so brazen, it was stunned for a moment, and it failed to scold the idiot Pharaoh for being so cheeky for saying the most selfish things for granted.

—You bastard's time can't be wasted, can I just waste my time casually? ! !

——No, it's not just a question of whether to waste or not.

Lived for thousands of years, no name, has been very irritable since meeting the idiot humans headed by Tahir, Snake Zhang, suddenly found that his current situation is very bad.

The half-dead idiot priest hasn't looked at it several times since he "woke up".

Pharaoh Ozymandias, who is connected by contract, directly reversed the master-slave status, and now began to instruct it to do things unceremoniously, and it seems that it has no way to refute it——

Just because of a sentence from a human girl whom it looked down upon.

The girl with a dazed and innocent face had slapped Master Shezhang flat with her small palm, but now she looked over silently with empty eyes.

"Snake Stick, can I help?"

She seemed to be puzzled and needed to think about a somewhat difficult question: "Toys shouldn't help, but the snake stick seems to help..."

Snake Staff (foreboding suddenly struck): "!"

"But...toys? Hmm..."

Snake Staff: "..."

"It's enough, it's enough, it's enough, who said I don't want to go! I really want to help! Remember me, all of you!!!"

The furious certain snake answered very quickly, all because every time the cute and pitiful little human girl uttered a word in doubt, it wanted to tremble three times for no reason.

If you don't do things, it is very likely that you will become a toy—this is what Mr. Snake has always been keenly aware of.

Uncle Snake, who was supposed to be brave and unyielding in front of the mentally handicapped pharaoh kid, curled his tail. He couldn't believe that he felt a stronger fear from the mere cub than Ozymandias!

But anger is anger, doubt is doubt.

She Zhang, who decisively followed his intuition to avoid danger, ran fast.

Facts have proved that under the pressure of a huge crisis, the Snake Staff exploded with unprecedented potential.

After all, it has been going around the world on and off for so long, and it can be called a cunning and cunning one. If it weren't for the particularly bad luck, the present world would have been messed up by it long ago.

The identity certificates prepared for the two "black households" were obtained by some means, and it also came with an extra package: it meant to drive away the ordinary people who survived the Matou family but did not have magic circuits, so that they would not add to the chaos.

In this way, an ancient Egyptian pharaoh, an ancient Egyptian priest, these two heroic spirits/ghosts who could not get along with Matou, transformed into a modern magician thousands of years later, the illegitimate son of Matou Zouyan .

It's just that the "illegitimate child" does not look like "father" at all, how did these two people emerge to take over the custody of Sakura Matou, who is underage, and why Sakura is called "father"... ...blah blah blah these questions.

No need to ask!

That's fine, the specific details are their own business, and outsiders have no chance to know.

"Although it is still a bit casual, for us, this level of preparation is enough."

Although it was necessary to add the "although", Tahir rarely expressed his approval, and Snake Zhang was still a little happy when he heard it...

Happy ass!

It is extremely wrong to have any expectations of stupid human beings (of course there are specific references)!It was simply infected to the point of stupidity!

Snake Zhang has a deep awareness of this truth awakened from blood and tears.

See it.

as predicted.

As soon as the blond-haired priest finished the previous sentence, he turned his head and looked at "Matou House" who had changed his appearance greatly.

They were in the courtyard at this time, turned around and looked to the rear, and the scene they saw was another level of "unbelievable".

A building that is completely different from the Japanese style stands in front of you.

Layers are stacked like heaven, each brick is cast like gold, but it is brighter than sunlight when bathed in sunlight.

If it weren't for the already relatively large Matou family's site to support the Pharaoh's palace, it could only be regarded as reluctantly, making the magnificent temple look very aggrieved, and the scale that caught the eye would definitely be even more magnificent.

Let the ordinary people around discover that an Egyptian-style palace popped up next door overnight, and there will definitely be problems.

Therefore, in the former Jiantong House, there is now a barrier covering the outside of the Pharaoh's palace, which shields outsiders from prying eyes.

The Pharaoh's taste can be clearly demonstrated through the palace he personally arranged.

The color of the main body of the building is gold, which is very obvious.

Matou's house was originally located on a higher terrain, overlooking a large area of ​​the city, and the Pharaoh's palace was several floors higher than the previous building.

In front of the steps of the main entrance of the palace, there are two stone statues of sphinxes with the height of several people standing on the left and right, which contrast with the lifelike statues of people and gods on the surface of each stone pillar behind, forming a sacred majesty.

"…………what."

There was some hesitation in the sound, but in the end, he couldn't hold back the small exclamation, which came from Sakura who witnessed this amazing scene.

The girl may feel that she is still in a dream.

Too many things happened in succession in the past few days, people kept leaving, first grandpa, then...

She thought that she would be abandoned and would stay forever in the darkness where no light could be seen.

The feeling of not being able to see the light for a long time is of course very hopeless, not to mention the fear that "no one will come to save me".

Sakura's tolerance is extremely high, and she is also reserved and cowardly, so she has been able to endure the insults and pains that ordinary people cannot bear.

But this does not mean that the girl does not expect to be rescued.She yearns for the light that will not be corroded by darkness, and at the same time, she has great admiration for that dazzling light——

Coincidentally.

The most dazzling light suddenly appeared in a place very close to him.

"What has become now, can you describe it for me?"

Sakura felt herself being picked up, and the person who held her in his arms asked in a very shallow voice.

This person got Sakura's most intense attention when they met for the first time.

It's not because of the beauty of a young man who can't help but lose sight of it at a glance, but more because of his long golden hair.

Sakura likes the golden hair of a beautiful young man, so when he asked something about his eyes, she replied: "Golden, it's a big, big piece..."

"It's a very tall house. There are several pillars with beautiful patterns in front of the door, and there are strange-looking lions at both ends... and..."

The girl stared straight ahead, her eyes seemed to be inadvertently stained with a more striking light than before.

She saw a man coming out of a shining house, the man who had told her not long ago to call him "Father" from now on.

The obedient girl relayed the truth: "Also, Father."

"Then what about him." The beautiful blond young man's eyes were still covered with the white cloth, and he said in a softer voice than before, like the whisper of the wind: "What does he look like now?"

"Father, stand on the highest step in front of the door."

The wind came from afar again, and it easily passed through the barrier that blocked the vision of mortals, blowing up the man's cloak, and the falling gold ornaments rattled softly.

"He has short brown hair and brown skin. He wears golden earrings on his ears, a white cloak that falls very long behind his back, and holds a long scepter in his hand. He also wears a lot of gold. decorated..."

Tilting his head slightly, the man seemed to have spotted them not far away, and seemed to have heard the girl's hesitant voice.

"Father, you have seen us."

"Hmm... That's it. It turns out that his appearance... Also, what color are his eyes?"

A man is coming down from a height.

Perhaps it was because his eyes were too scorching, their light even overwhelmed the hot sun, which made the girl who was still a little afraid subconsciously jump over and dare not speak.

At this time, Sakura summoned up her courage a little and went to watch again.

"Yes……"

"very beautiful……"

"It's gold."

It was the same color as the hair of another "father" who was hugging him at this time.

As long as you get used to the frightening brightness and don't be burned by the blazing light, you will feel the warmth that you have never had before, as if you have been "into the shelter".

After the words fell, even though he couldn't see anything, there seemed to be a ripple in the eyes of the blond man.

At the same time, the man's footsteps approached.

I have described it here, and the content I want to know is almost the same.

But the expression of the young man holding Sakura in the sun did not change, and he still asked very calmly: "So, what about now. What's the expression on his face?"

Obviously at this time the man has clearly approached, even if he can't see him, he can still hear some traces.

"Now……"

Sakura observed carefully again.

The young and handsome Pharaoh was only two steps away from them, and all the rays of light converged behind him because they were overwhelmed by his own brilliance.

"Looking at us, smiling."

To be precise, when he found them talking from a high place, the man laughed lowly.

Then he walked over proudly, his eyes that cannot be ignored first paused on Sakura's face, and then turned to the side, staring deeply at the face of another person.

After Sakura finished the summary description, she was a little undecided, not knowing how to describe it in detail.

It's not surprising, after all, she is still a child, how can she understand the look in the eyes of a man when he looks at the person he loves.

——This gaze can melt everything.

——Be able to burn yourself for a look at your lover again, and dedicate all the enthusiasm generated by this burning to your lover.

Perhaps the blond-haired young man was still waiting for the girl's report, and was very curious about the expression of the man walking in front of him at the moment.

But Sakura still couldn't describe it, the difficulty was really too high for her.

Moreover, the "Father" who showed a speechless expression, after looking at the other "Father" for a long time, put his index finger in front of his lips, signaling Sakura not to speak.

"Don't let others describe it, I just want you to see it with your own eyes. If you can't do it now, let your hands touch it and describe it."

He took the girl into his hands, and he was able to support the little girl with only one arm.

The remaining hand naturally irresistibly held the slightly curled cold fingers of the blond young man, and pressed them against his cheek.

But he himself closed his eyes at this moment, as if immersed in deep tranquility.

……

From the perspective of a bystander, how harmonious the situation is.

——Although the snake stick that was forced to become this "bystander" is completely!No. Will. This. What. Think!

Are these two idiots playing house with humans?

It's useless to be warm and harmonious, they are not the material to take care of human beings at all!

She Zhang is obviously not a human being, and he never thought about becoming a human being, but he couldn't bear the strange things that happened right in front of him.

Idiots should be kicked from the position of "father" directly, because they can't cook, they can't do housework, and they have never been exposed to various matters related to raising children!

So what if he is a king?In the absence of courtiers and servants, you can only put on airs.

The two stone statues of the Sphinx at the door are infused with magic power, and they can move freely when encountering enemies, but should the Sphinx be cleaned up?

The priest boy was a little better, but he wasn't a housekeeper either—even if he wanted to, the stupid Pharaoh couldn't really let him do it himself.

Then you will be in an embarrassing situation of stalemate.

Having lived for a long time and watched a lot, of course I know how to raise children and do housework. Of course, the Snake Staff was just resentful to be sent around by the Pharaoh full of resentment, and Quan was regarded as a universal free labor force.

The Pharaoh may not have thought that Master Snake Staff would be so easy to use——

"Let me do all the shit! Who do you think I am! Ah? Ah?? Hmm??? Damn it! Hateful human beings, abominable nightmare! I'm at odds with you!"

While uttering such vicious curses, Uncle She Zhang was running around hard.

It turns out that it can not only possess and manipulate human beings, but also animals, insects, and other lifeforms whose IQs are not as good as human beings. If necessary, even lifeless wood and stones can be used.

The reason why I didn't do this before was just because I was lazy and I had a hobby of snakes.

Every day starting from the early morning, She Zhang first goes out casually and catches a person leaning over, directing innocent passers-by to go out to buy breakfast and vegetables along the way.Anyway, Sakura is the only human in the family who needs to eat, so he doesn't need to buy much.

When it stays in the blindingly bright and pompous palace, it will start with innocent animals, plants and even stones, make them move, and act as free and hard-working servants to solve housework problems.

After looking down on idiots and human beings for so many years, it was hard to find the only chance to crush them to the fullest. Snake Zhang seemed to have found an opportunity to be arrogant, and wished to regain the sense of superiority that had been lost for thousands of years!

There is no way, it has lived too hard in the past, and dare to be angry but dare not speak... No, dare to be angry but dare to speak!But if he was going to be trampled under his feet, he was very depressed.

So, in one go—

The majestic project that could not be completed perfectly by manpower alone was easily completed with the super high efficiency of a snake stick and a snake supporting a thousand people!

"Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Look! This is my real strength!"

Although Uncle She Zhang is so tired that he is about to become a real snake, he is so proud that he is dying.

It was going to launch a mocking challenge to the idiots who couldn't even do such a simple thing-of course the two most critical people ignored it.

In the end, the only one who successfully "provoked" was the little human girl who was still numb all day long.

Sakura sat on the golden steps taller than her own, looking at the room that was too clean and shiny, and the earthworm who couldn't help writhing arrogantly... Mmm Black Snake: "..."

Snake Staff: "..."

cherry:"……"

"——I can't take it anymore, at least say something, you!"

Sakura stared at it silently: "..."

"Amazing."

"Hmph! A mere human girl, she still has eyes—"

"After Sakura... I want to be so good at housework."

Snake Staff: "?"

"Wait a minute. Does 'powerful' refer to 'powerful' in this aspect? I wasn't so shocked by my master's superb spells that I couldn't speak, but I felt that my master's power is doing chores and housework for arrogant humans -"

Only at this moment did She Zhang wake up.

It was dazzled by its hatred towards human beings. This behavior was neither retaliation nor a declaration of war and provocation, it was just... a fool who would do chores for idiots! ! !

But it was too late to regret it.

During the period when the mainstay in the "family" was trying to figure out how to raise the "daughter", She Zhang couldn't get rid of it at all.

It curses, it roars, it hates, and it still has to do all the housework except cooking!

That's right, even if it's as smart and powerful as a snake stick, it's still a snake that can't cook, and the non-human beings it controls have no cooking skills at all.

Then the problem is coming.

These noisy and chaotic months passed by in a flash. Sakura had passed her sixth birthday and had to go to school the day after tomorrow.

"Bento, you can also buy it..."

"How can Yu's daughter be so casual?!"

"That's still me..."

"...Well, although as a father, it is a shame for the king not to be able to provide the most basic needs for his beloved daughter. But, Tahir, you'd better not try again..."

"why?"

"Yu—I've heard the sound of the kitchen being bombed dozens of times."

"........."

Silence, the powerful combination of the strongest pharaoh and his strongest former high priest (and the completely speechless snake staff), even the mere "bento" can't handle it.

There is nothing to be ashamed of.

If it is spread, all those who have heard of the name of Pharaoh Ramses II will be laughed to death.

In the end, the opportunity to solve this predicament... well, depends on Sakura herself.

When the Pharaoh wavered and was about to let go of his dignity as a king and secretly entered the kitchen to test (the result of the test must be a failure), the girl silently took the cooking guide secretly hidden by the snake staff and stepped into the kitchen. The holy place where the undefeated king will be defeated.

The five-year-old girl stepped on a bench, followed the instructions in the cooking guide, and stumblingly made her own bento.

In fact, Sakura does not have a strong demand for "bento", as long as she can eat it...

"Sakura...Sakura will work hard to learn housework, and will also work hard to learn how to cook, father."

The girl, who had never seen the two fathers eating before, thought that they would not eat because the food was too bad, and she hesitated for a long time before summoning up the courage to say such words to the fathers and adults.

The voice was extremely low, and the head was almost lowered to the chest.

However, the "fathers and adults" listened, but did not show a moved expression.

Father No. [-]: "What——!!!!!!"

Father No. [-]'s expression seemed to be stuck in the throat by a fishbone, mixed with shock, astonishment, trance, and grief.

Father No. [-]: "..."

Father No. [-]'s expression is still tense, and there is no obvious change.

But he stood up silently and walked out of Sakura's sight.

And the second after his figure disappeared, Father No. [-] disappeared in front of her eyes, and there was a strange noise outside the wall.

It turned out that Father No. [-] had been hit too hard, and he vomited blood and fell down without changing his face.

Sakura (panic): "...Hey? Huh? How come... did Sakura do something wrong?"

Of course she did nothing wrong.

If I had to say it, I was too sensible to set off these two completely incompetent "fathers" as quite useless and dereliction of duty.

"...It doesn't work like this. What I did before was completely wrong."

When Kankan woke up later, this was the first sentence Tahir said.

"I talked about taking good care of this girl, but I didn't really enter the state of caring for her as a 'father'."

"Tahir! This is also my fault, if it had been earlier..."

"Do not."

Tahir said after calming down and thinking seriously.

"It's useless to reflect on words, you must use practical actions to correct mistakes."

Pharaoh: "That's right! But, your body—"

"You should take her out, Ramses."

"...Huh? You called me... what? Shall I take her out?"

"I'm going to school soon, you are responsible for buying what Sakura wants. I will stay here, while you are out..."

"Learn how to make 'bento'!"

There seemed to be a raging fire burning somewhere.

Pharaoh: "... I also want to (being so concerned by you)."

Amnesiac: "?"

"……fine."

it is good.

So be it.

For the first time in life—no, the first time as a heroic spirit after death, the pharaoh who is the incarnation of the Almighty God officially set foot in the ever-changing world.

He was holding a little girl in his arms.

His back is still majestic and tall, his expression is still proud and solemn, showing his noble nature.

But, somehow.

Just a little stiff.

The author has something to say: The full text of Snake Snake is not one of the most unlucky ones, but it is also the most reliable from another perspective.But I still haven't figured out what name to give it, let's keep calling it Snake Stick (Grass

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