Go to Kaifeng to be a civil servant

Yunyin Mountain, as the name suggests, is shrouded in clouds and mist all year round, and there are no people in it.The mountain is divided into two peaks, one is the Yin peak and the other is the Yang peak.Yinfeng sees no sunlight all the year round, and is humid and cold all year round. From this, rare poisonous weeds in the world are bred, and there are countless poisonous poisons in the rivers and lakes; the strange flowers and plants in Yangfeng Mountain are all over the valley, and there are many holy things that are rare in the world to heal wounds and save lives. The poison of the yin peak is born and restrained.

Where the two peaks meet is a valley, filled with poisonous miasma and medicine.All birds, beasts, snakes, insects, rats and ants can survive in it.Therefore, it is called "the valley of nothing".

Ten years ago, two weirdos came to this valley of nothing, but they regarded the poisonous miasma and medicine in the valley as nothing.When I saw this valley, I knelt down and worshiped the sky. I was so happy that I divided the valley and lived there. Two thatched houses were built opposite each other and settled here.

This day is exactly ten years since the pair of weirdos arrived in the valley.

"Poisonous old man, the ten-year period has expired today, what have you prepared to fight against?"

The one who spoke was an old man in white shirt, with silver hair and silver beard, white hair and childlike face, especially a pair of white eyebrows, which almost reached his waist.At this time, he was standing beside the hillside of Yangfeng, facing the Yinfeng, standing upright, with strange flowers and flowers behind him bursting with strange fragrance, but it was like that fairy descended from the world.

"Hmph, old man Yao, don't think that if you won last time, I will be undefeated from now on. Let me tell you, I will make you look good today! Hmph!"

Another old man standing on the opposite side of the Yinfeng Mountain replied with a sneer.Different from the old man on the opposite side, this old man's attire is not inferior to that monstrous thing.Dressed in a dark purple robe, wearing a dark red undershirt, flying in the wind, exuding a strange aura.She still has long beard and eyebrows, but her color is dark green, she still has a youthful face, but her face is pale.

"Okay, okay, I've been waiting for ten years, just waiting for today, let the horse come over!"

The old man in the white shirt flicked his sleeves, and several brown pills appeared between his fingers, each of them the size of a bird's egg.

"Afraid you won't succeed?!"

The purple-robed old man also took out several bullets and held them between his fingertips, but the bullets were brightly colored and shaped like triangles.

The two waved their arms at the same time, throwing out all the projectiles in their hands.For a moment, the purple air in the Valley of Nothing soared, the white smoke billowed, and the sound of thunder rumbled everywhere. It was very lively.

When the thick smoke dissipated, the two people who were looking at the valley seemed to be alive.

The old man known as the "Old Man of Medicine" wore a white shirt as if he had been decorated with colorful colors; The last three minutes turned bright yellow.Just like a colorful beast.

The old man known as the "poisonous old man" is just the opposite.The whole person seemed to be fished out of a noodle tank, and the whole body, including the tongue and eyelashes, were dyed snow white.

The two looked at each other for a moment, then laughed at the same time.

"Hahaha, poisonous old man, you are the 'Ghost God Poison Sage' that everyone in the martial arts fears. This kind of inexplicable poison can make you think of it. Presumably my two eyebrows will never show their original shape."

"Hehehe, old man Yao, your title of 'medical fairy and ghost seeing sorrow' is not in vain, I think I have worked so hard to dye this green hair, but you beat me back to my original shape so easily. "

After that, the two looked at each other and laughed again.

After a long time, the two laughed and sighed at the same time.

"Hey, I think you and I have cherished each other since the battle ten years ago, and have retired together. In this valley of nothing, we live next to each other, and we are at ease. It's just..." The colorful medical fairy shook his head lightly, I can't bear to say any more.

"It's just...it's just a pity that you and I have such peerless poison and medical skills. But we don't even have a worthy successor." The snow-white poison sage said.

The two sighed at the same time.

"In the vast wilderness, where should we go to find a good apprentice?"

"Living here in seclusion, I don't want to see my old friends again. But this Yunyin Mountain has never seen people, could it be that one fell from the sky?"

Before the words fell, the two suddenly heard a strange sound in the air above their heads, like a hundred lightning bolts roaring in mid-air.Looking up, I saw that thousands of miles of clear sky had turned into lightning for no reason, and what was even weirder was that the lightning actually converged in one place, tearing out a dark blue round hole in the midair.The dark blue round hole slowly deformed, and finally turned into a human figure, which fell straight at the feet of the two people in a daze.

"Medical Immortal" and "Poison Saint" are the characters of Taishan Beidou in the martial arts, and I have never seen such a big storm.But the scene at this time, not to mention that I have seen it, I am afraid I have never even dreamed about it.

One person lying flat on the ground.The costumes are weird, without a long shirt, only trousers, and an inner jacket with missing sleeves.Long hair loose, pale face, thick eyebrows round face, a pair of long eyes closed.It seems that he has passed out.

"Old medicine man." The poisonous sage touched his snow-white long beard, smiled and rolled his eyes, "This time you won't accept me. I'm just saying something casually, did God really give it to us?" Here comes a good apprentice."

At this time, the medical fairy is not in the mood to quarrel with his old enemy.At this time, he, who claims to be superb in martial arts medicine, is thinking about how to arrange his apprentice's training plan.

And the man who was lying on the ground didn't even have the right to appeal, so he had already been taken in as a disciple by these two weirdos.

I don't know if it's luck or bad luck.

-

Jin Qian knew that he was dreaming, and it was a nightmare.

After taking the college entrance examination, the six dots that rolled up and down in the proof question became the source of my unforgettable nightmare.Even until I graduated from university and dreamed back at midnight, I could still feel the unforgettable memories of those few little spots.

Until one day, when I finally couldn't bear the wandering life of part-time job and took the civil service exam, the math nightmare of the college entrance examination finally became a thing of the past, and it was replaced by endless essays.And the nightmare on the pillow also spawned reality.After being isolated from the ranks of civil servants for the fourth time, Jin Qian finally mustered up the courage to knock on the door of that bad friend.

Speaking of this bad friend who has three postdoctoral achievements in physics, chemistry and mathematics at a young age, Jin Qian really disdains to be with him.Not for anything else, just because of the expression she showed and what she said next after I told her that she was going to take the civil service exam, I could make myself put her in the top three who disdain to associate with her.

"You want to take the civil service exam? Just like your thick eyebrows and thin eyes, with a snake-backed waist? If you can pass the interview, I will take your last name! What, I passed the written test? That's for sure. A money-grubbing and lustful guy like you writes The published articles must be to the appetite of those examiners!"

This passage can be ranked first among Jin Qian's most resentful comments in his life.

Thick eyebrows?That means you have thick hair.Slender eyes?Those are Danfeng eyes, the standard beauty eyes of the ancients.Snake back and mouse waist?That means our height standard, slim figure!Greedy?What greed?Although my surname is Jin and my name is Qian, it just shows that I have a pious and pure worship of money. How can I use the common saying of greed for money to judge?As for lust... let alone, even if Concubine Yang undressed in front of him, he would not look sideways and would never peek.

"Nonsense! Concubine Yang, of course you won't watch it!" The bad friend continued with a sneer, "Should Zheng Yuanchang show his arm in front of you? I bet your saliva will definitely flood the city of Beijing!"

Facing this bad tongue, Jin Qian really didn't bother to defend herself—of course, it doesn't rule out that she still has a side of seeking truth from facts.

Yes, in all fairness, Jin Qian is indeed a bit greedy for money, and also a bit lustful.

However, he is a good man.

Please don't get me wrong, this is normal for Jin Qian.

Because Jin Qian is a female creature with thick eyebrows and thin eyes.

Therefore, it is understandable that she has not passed the civil service interview—although, the decisive reason is that there is no back door in the family.

Therefore, Jinqian decided to rely on the power of science and rely on the great Einstein to change his destiny.

Rely on the time machine made by bad friends!

Jinqian's great and lofty ideal is like this.

First, use the time machine to go back to before the fourth civil service exam, reveal the exam questions to your past self, and then take the written exam with a sure chance of winning.Then he successfully entered the army of civil servants, and from then on he lived a life of eating and waiting to die.

But now a problem arises.

I found the post-doctoral fellow Sanliu, then took the time machine she made, and then fainted under the violent impact, and then... the current nightmare began.

It's not Jin Qian's stinking fart, this is indeed the most unconventional nightmare ever.

An old man whose eyebrows were dyed a phoenix was standing on his left side, his eyes were shining brightly.Another old man who was comparable to a snow mountain flying fox stood on his right side, his eyes were also shining.The four laser beams sent chills down Jinqian's entire spine.

"My good apprentice, you've finally woken up." said Fengwei Chicken.

Jin Qian's eyes widened.

"Good disciple, are you alright?" Snow Mountain Flying Fox said.

Jin Qian's eyes widened again.

"Good apprentice, hurry up and learn from us." Fengwei Chicken and Snow Mountain Flying Fox said at the same time.

Both arms were pulled up by two old men at the same time, Jin Qian only felt that his body was about to fall apart, and every bone was screaming.

It hurts, so it's not a dream.Probably an aftereffect of time travel.Moreover, looking at the conversation and dressing of the two old men, and then looking at the surrounding environment, and this broken thatched house.

Jin Qian finally came to a conclusion.

That damned postdoctoral fellow Sanliu, time has turned back!