Go to Kaifeng to be a civil servant

It has been more than three months since Jin Qian returned to this unknown era inexplicably.Apart from the costumes of the two masters who insisted on recognizing themselves as apprentices as soon as they met, and the fact that they were not half-bald, she inferred that this was not the Qing Dynasty, but she currently knew nothing about the era she was in.

And the most frustrating thing is that the time machine signal receiver that should have been worn on his wrist in the image of a watch also disappeared when he arrived in this world.I don't know if I fell into this era or got lost in Einstein's space-time black hole.

But Jinqian has very little time to worry about this problem every day.She is now more exhausted than the supermarket cashier who works overtime during the Chinese New Year.

Every day before dawn, Jinqian will be picked up from the bed by the master master—that phoenix-tailed chicken, who is said to be an "immortal doctor" to smear him and practice "nine-point flying needles" and "eighteen-point imperial acupuncture methods." "," 36-point Zhenzhen acupuncture", "72-point soul-returning acupuncture" and the final "[-]-point needle formation for flying immortals outside the sky".In short, it is to poke a human puppet with a few silver needles.If you make a slight mistake of one or two millimeters, you will be stabbed into a hedgehog by the master next to you.

When the sun reached the treetops at the door, according to Jin Qian’s estimate, it should be around nine o’clock, and the second master—that Snow Mountain Flying Fox, who is said to be the “Poison Sage”—will come to the second class.Speaking of which, the first time almost scared Jin Qian out of his body.Poisonous mushrooms and poisons (such as arsenic, crane crimson, etc.) could not be put on the table at all, and the course ended within two days.In the next two months, they studied the strange poison of the Western Regions, the Gu poison of Miaojiang, the strange poison of the Tang family... and so on, all of which sounded outrageous.

After lunch, change back to the master's class.The names of various herbal medicines are far less than the number of words in the Longman English dictionary, not to mention the correspondence between their names and images.It is even more terrifying than the TOEFL test plus Japanese level one.In the evening, Jin Qian will follow the second master to his secret room to have intimate contact with a large group of poisonous people who look very sorry for the audience.After finally staying up late into the night, I still have to burn the lamp to read the "General Classic of Meridians", "Medical Classics", "Tian Poison Classic", "Earth Poison Classic", "Shui Poison Classic"... a mess.

In the end, before going to bed, there will be a collective performance of "seeing, hearing and asking" for the master and the second master at the same time. If the physical conditions of the two masters are not clearly diagnosed, the only end will be to touch the second master all night. The person sleeps on the wrist.

The final aftereffect is that the endless application exams for civil servants in the nightmare are finally replaced by endless herbs and poisonous scorpions.And the standard figure called "snake-backed mouse waist" by bad friends has also shrunk rapidly, and it has become the kind of thin ribs that just stand on the electronic scale and will definitely cause "so thin, so thin!" .Then, when the fourth month was about to be reached, Jin Qian finally made a decision that almost cost him his life—run away.

That night, Jin Qian made very complete preparations.She brought food and water that could last for a week, equipped with an antidote that could neutralize the poisonous miasma of the "Valley of Nothing", and took advantage of the night to flee away with a silver needle that could be exchanged for money.

However, before walking 500 meters, Jin Qian found that his legs seemed to have taken root, and he could no longer take a step forward.

"Hmph, good apprentice, it's so late, do you still want to identify poisonous weeds?" The sneering voice almost came from the back of his ears.

Poison Saint stood straight behind Jin Qian, his Youyou figure was like a ghost.

"Second, Second Master..." Jin Qian felt weak in his legs and feet.Because she saw that the flower held by the second master looked somewhat similar to the "Peony Grass" that was said to be the most poisonous in the world and had no cure.

"Haha, good student, I didn't expect you to be so eager to learn. I am very fortunate to be a teacher." The hearty laughter was still far away from the previous sentence, and when the words ended, the voice had already reached the ears.

"Master..." Jin Qian's knees are currently stiff.

The gesture of the medical fairy holding the needle is like the starting gesture of "the acupuncture to break the life of the strange pulse".

"Ok?"

The two old men who add up to nearly [-] years old hummed muffledly at the same time with their hands behind their backs.

"Tu'er is looking at the alluring moonlight, so I can't help but go out for a walk, ha, ha, take a walk, take a walk."

Lying on the ground very gorgeously, the smiling face of a post-doctoral friend seemed to flash before Jin Qian's eyes: "It seems that you are not only greedy for money and lust, but also a guy who is greedy for life and afraid of death."

Bah, bah, bah, I call a person who knows current affairs a hero!

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Time flies, time flies.Before he knew it, Jinqian had been on Yunyin Mountain for more than a year.Since the last time he failed to escape eight months ago, Jin Qian didn't dare to try again even if he had the guts of a bear, so he could only study medicine and make poison honestly on the mountain with two masters.After a long time, I felt that the medical and poison techniques were somewhat interesting. I thought that I had no ability to make a living, and then thought about the famous saying "skills do not overwhelm you", and gradually I was able to calm down and start studying hard. Since then, their medical skills and poison skills have improved greatly, which made the two masters very happy.Although sometimes I miss the future world before, but the days are considered happy.

On this day, before dawn, Jin Qian came to the master's house according to the torch, ready to practice acupuncture.But found that the two masters threw themselves to the ground at the same time.Jin Qian hurriedly turned over to the two masters to have a look, and couldn't help being surprised.

The faces of the two were unusually rosy, their breathing was silent, and the fragrance of peonies was faintly revealed from their breath.Then take the wrist pulse, the pulse of the two people is weak, it seems to be there, it seems to be broken, it seems to be a sign of poisoning.

And it is said to be unsolvable "Peony Grass" poison.

Although Jin Qian is not a particularly intelligent guy, he is also a modern future man who has returned to ancient times after thousands of years of evolution, and his brain volume is a few milliliters larger than these ancient guys.What's more, I am still a newcomer of a generation who was influenced by history, martial arts and eight o'clock romance dramas since childhood.How could such a small battle be hidden from Jin Qian's eyes?

Squatting on the ground, looking at the spotless furnishings in the house, and watching the two masters who get along day and night, Jin Qian was really speechless.

Unexpectedly, these two strange old men actually used this trick to try their own medical skills.

Sacrifice himself to poison.Then force yourself to detox them.

Jin Qian rolled his eyes.

What kind of bloody plot is this? Is the screenwriter already at the end of his rope?

Wait, isn't this a great opportunity to escape?These two stinky old men trapped themselves on this barren hill indiscriminately. They had no chance of making money, seeing handsome guys, and even less of returning to modern times.Now that the two old guys are dying, can they stop me?Heh heh, this is really a daughter-in-law turning into a mother-in-law—I finally made it to the end!

Wait a minute, what are your hands doing?Why did you pick up the silver needle?Wait, why did you perform the "one hundred and eight acupuncture points flying fairy needle array" pose?I'm not very familiar with that needle array...wait a minute...

After three sticks of incense, Jin Qian sat on the ground sweating profusely.

The two old men had recovered their senses, and looked at the only apprentice in front of them with great relief.

"'One hundred and eight acupuncture points', it seems that Tu'er has already used it freely. The other acupuncture methods are of course fine." The medical fairy twisted his eyebrows and said.

"Apprentice actually thought of devouring the poison of 'Peony Grass' with Miaojiang Gu poison, it seems that this disciple has done his best as a teacher." The poison sage rubbed his beard and said.

"You two stinky old men! What if I can't save you?" Jin Qian shouted angrily.

Damn it, my hands are still shaking and shaking, almost comparable to break dancing.

The two old men looked at each other without saying a word, as if they had already understood the situation, they were smiling.

This made Jin Qian even more annoyed, and stared straight at the two old men.

Seeing this, the poison sage said slowly: "Apprentice, don't blame the teacher, only this method can test the disciple's true ability."

Jin Qian glared at the Poison Saint.

The Poison Sage shook his head lightly, and smiled again: "Although this disciple is very skilled, there is still one last poison that the teacher has not taught this disciple. This poison is the most poisonous in the world. It can only be prevented, and there is no cure."

"What poison?" Jin Qian couldn't help asking, seeing the second master's nonchalant look on a rare occasion.

"It's the human heart."

"People's hearts?!" The voice raised.

"Exactly. The so-called Jianghu is so big that people's hearts are unpredictable. The poison of people's hearts is the most poisonous in the world. Disciple, you should be careful in the future."

Jin Qian was taken aback.

I already have a deep understanding of the indifference and complexity, conspiracy and traps of the modern world.Modern people are armed and guarded, locking their hearts in layers of shackles, lest others see their true hearts.Although the second master's words were short, they came from the heart, and I couldn't help but feel a warm current pouring into my heart.

"Apprentice, my teacher is also teaching you a disease. There is no cure for this disease." Said the immortal doctor beside him.

Jin Qian was taken aback for a moment, but he reacted instantly and smiled wryly.

"Master, is it a heart disease?"

The fairy doctor twitched his eyebrows and smiled: "Exactly, I'm smart."

Jin Qian could not stop laughing wryly in his stomach.This is not my own intelligence, it is the crystallization of the wisdom of China for 5000 years, okay?I am just planting trees for the predecessors and enjoying the shade for the descendants, to inherit the culture, and pick up a big bargain along the way.

"But master, have you ever heard the truth that 'heart disease needs heart medicine'?"

The fairy doctor laughed again: "It's very fortunate to be a teacher, very fortunate. It seems that there is no way to pass on the teacher."

The old man nodded slightly, smiling.The Immortal Doctor took out a book from his bosom, with the words "Xiaoyaoyou" written on it, and handed it to Jinqian.

Jin Qian opened the book, and saw that the paper was quite new, and the ink was still wet.After reading it carefully, I found that the book was actually a superior lightness exercise.

"Master? This..."

The fairy doctor laughed and said: "The two masters are famous for their medical skills and poison skills, but they have never learned martial arts, and they have no internal strength."

The poisonous sage also interjected: "But since the name is well-known, it will naturally attract enemies, and life and death have been on the line many times, thanks to the peerless lightness kung fu that saved his life. Therefore, the two of us awarded the two original lightness kung fu compilations to the apprentice, and hoped that the disciple would be able to do it later." Helpful."

Only then did Jin Qian suddenly realize that feelings are teaching him how to escape.Want it!Want it!I don't know which one is faster to escape from this "Xiaoyaoyou" than Duan Yu's Lin Boweibu?

The Immortal Doctor took a look at Jin Qian's thoughtful appearance, thinking that his disciple was worried that he would not be able to practice this lightness kung fu, so he hurriedly said: "This lightness kung fu does not need internal energy to help, only relying on the principle of relay power, you can be as tall as a feather. It is as light as a breeze, and the abyss is as smooth as walking on the ground, I hope my disciples will study well."

When Jin Qian heard it, wow, this is not built.Of course, such a unique escape method must be researched quickly, otherwise it will be too late when it is used.

Thinking of this, Jin Qian hurriedly studied it carefully.Thanks to more than a year of nurturing in ancient literature, Jin Qian didn't have much trouble reading this classic.Among them are indeed some methods of borrowing strength, among which there is quite a bit of Taiji's four-two-two-thousand-thousand-jin magic...

Suddenly remembering that Zhang Sanfeng, a famous historical figure, was dead or not yet born, Jin Qian suddenly felt a dull pain in his heart.

The pain of homesickness suddenly came back like a poisonous insect, and the pain was unbearable.

"How is it, apprentice, is there anything unclear?" asked the Immortal Doctor.

Jin Qian looked up and saw the worried expression of Immortal Yi, he slowly shook his head, showing a smile, his eyes were moist.

It seems that I won't be going for a while.Not to mention that the signal receiver was missing, even if it was found, it would probably have been broken and useless.

Could it be that he really wanted to spend his whole life in this era?But I don't even know what dynasty this is, it's all these two old men...

But then again, these two old men are really interesting.

Since I arrived in this world, they have imparted their skills without hiding any secrets. Although the requirements are a bit strict, they are considered caring for me... I am afraid that the closest relatives are no more than that.

Thinking of this, Jin Qian suddenly felt an indescribable kindness overflowing in his heart - that kind of warm family affection.

"Disciple...thank you, master."

Jin Qian bowed and said in a low voice.

It seems that from this moment on, this guy who fell to this barren mountain from time and space in the future began to really identify with these two masters from his heart.

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Another month passed.This month can be said to be the happiest month Jin Qian has ever had.

Every day, I study medicine and poison with two masters, and practice light work in my spare time.That Happy Journey doesn't need internal energy to boost it, and Jin Qian has the background of studying "Tai Chi" (it's all due to martial arts movies), and within half a month, he has thoroughly comprehended the lightness skills mentioned in the Happy Journey. ease-of-use.

While the two old people were relieved, they also knew that it was time to separate.

In the early morning of this day, Jin Qian went to the master's room to pay his respects.But the two masters were nowhere to be seen.I couldn't find it anywhere, only found a letter on the table.

After reading it, it turned out to be a farewell message from the two masters.

Good morning disciple Zhan Xin:

The two teachers are deeply gratified to see their apprentices achieve something.But the master-student fate has come, so let's bid farewell.don't read.

Teacher: Doctor Immortal

Another: There are many people who are enemies with the two masters in the world, and I hope that the disciples will do it for themselves.The apprentice is a woman, and it is inconvenient to walk in the rivers and lakes, so I hope you can proceed with caution.

Teacher: Poison Saint

Jin Qian saw tears streaming down his eyes, and couldn't help shouting sadly:

"You two old guys, just slapped your ass and ran away! You didn't leave any money for me..."