Abnormal Museum Pokédex

The moonlight was like water, and the sudden gunshots tore through the night, the crows started up, and spread out to cover the skylight.

The chaotic footsteps are pressing closer, the muzzle of the gun is pressed against the forehead, and the cold touch is suffocating...

"Huh—" Xiao Su woke up suddenly, sweating profusely and panting like a cow.

The surroundings were peaceful, without the sound of crows or gunshots, and the fresh morning light came in through the cracks in the curtains, leaving a bright warm yellow on the woolen carpet.

It's all over, over... Xiao Su wiped the cold sweat from his temples, put on his nightgown and opened the curtains.

In early autumn, the sky in Jingchuan City was high and the clouds were light, and the air was filled with pleasant grass and tree fragrance. He was in this peaceful and beautiful city, and the thrilling encounter five months ago was just an episode in his life.

Yes, it has been five months. He left East Africa smoothly, returned to China smoothly, graduated smoothly, and then stayed in school smoothly, becoming a glorious people's teacher.

Because of the rebellion that almost killed him, his mother got angry with him for the first time in 26 years and ordered him not to engage in field-related scientific research projects, not to go abroad, not to take risks, and not even to leave Jingchuan City.

He agreed, and he knew it was her bottom line. For 26 years, his mother has allowed him to evade family responsibilities, study biology that has nothing to do with business, allow him to do nothing and have nothing to do with the world, and even allow him to secretly study abroad with his tutor...

But she would not allow him to despise his own life.

His life is piled up with countless energy, countless money, and countless good luck. It belongs to him, but not only to him...

Xiao Su rubbed the center of his brows, forcing himself to put aside these negative thoughts.

In fact, most people in the world are mediocre and wasting their time like him. There is no amazing talent, and they can't create any special value. There is really nothing to complain about.

However, there are some people who are different, they are born as dazzling as the stars, as extraordinary as the sun.

The face of that familiar yet unfamiliar boy appeared in Xiao Su's mind. After five months, his memory became increasingly fading, and sometimes he couldn't even remember his appearance clearly, but he always remembered his silhouette under the moonlight. And eight white teeth.

They never saw each other after that night's farewell. Xiao Su delivered the suitcase to the meeting point as promised, and then rushed to the evacuation point designated by the embassy with his classmates, and took the flight back home.But the young man missed the appointment, or strictly speaking, it is not considered a missed appointment. A young man who was so low-key that he could hardly remember his appearance returned Xiao Su's car at the airport, and the contents of the car were not damaged.

Xiao Su asked him about the boy's condition, but the man was vague and secretive, and only said when he asked about the injury: "It's okay, it will be fine."

Xiao Su boarded the flight full of worry, and watched the man leave through the porthole. After a while, he saw a small plane with a national flag on its tail pass them onto the runway, and jumped into the blue sky under the command of the ground staff.

"Private plane, tsk tsk!" The junior sister sitting next to him gasped, "Officials are amazing, we have so many people squeezed into a Boeing, and we have to stand aside and wait for others to fly first."

Xiao Su asked: "What special plane, how do you know?"

The junior sister is well-informed and has an indescribable expression on her face: "This type of aircraft is either the national security or the public security, or some important person in the armed police. In short, it is definitely not ordinary people who can use the official special plane at this time."

Xiao Su's heart was moved, and he frowned slightly.The junior sister thought that he was upset, so she patted the shoulder and said: "At this time, senior brother, a local tyrant like you is useless, and people in the system have to have privileges!"

"Don't talk nonsense!" Xiao Su blocked her hand, and the pale and resolute face of the young man flashed in his mind, subconsciously retorting, "What kind of privilege, he is performing official duties, right? How can we go back to China so quickly without the armed police and the army?"

"Uh, brother, why are you so excited?"

"……I do not have!"

His thoughts had already drifted to the sky, when there was a sound of peeling and pecking at the door, Xiao Su suddenly woke up, and his mother's voice came from outside the door: "A Su, get up and eat! School will start soon, and I sleep until the sun rises every day, how can I teach my students!"

"I know it's already up!" Xiao Su responded quickly.

"Being a good teacher, look at you, you're going to be a dead house all day long!" Mother scolded, "Forget it, I'm too lazy to care about you, the company still has a meeting to open...you go downstairs for dinner early, the milk is gone." It's going to be cold."

The high heels knocked on the marble floor and went away, Xiao Su shook his head helplessly, and went to the bathroom to wash and change clothes.After graduating, he stayed at home for almost two months, playing games or surfing various self-media every day. He almost made himself an Internet celebrity. The only time he went out was to see a doctor.

School will start next week, and it's time to cheer up, adjust your schedule, and prepare to start your career as a teacher!

When I went downstairs, the house was quiet, my mother had gone to work, my sister probably went on a date with her boyfriend, the nanny was on leave, and even the green iguana in the glass tank was a little listless.

"Morning, my king." Xiao Su stretched out a finger to touch the green iguana. The lizard king raised his crown to express his impatience, and turned to face him with his butt.Xiao Su was bored, and retreated resentfully, sitting alone at the dining table eating bread, while taking out his mobile phone to check Weibo.

Ever since he decided to stay in school to become a teacher, his life suddenly seems to be at ease, but at the same time, there is an indescribable emptiness. In order to make himself not so boring, Xiao Su registered a museum account, intending to apply what he has learned, and to popularize science for netizens General knowledge of biology.

At the beginning, he often wrote some funny bio-cute jokes, and then gradually some fans took pictures of some weird creatures @ 他向评证, and then things went completely wrong. Every day, a large number of people sent him photos and asked: "Teacher Teacher, may I ask what this thing is, can it be eaten, is it delicious, and how can I eat it?"

Xiao Su became a food blogger.

Later, he reflected on it. He himself was also responsible for the collapse of the human design. He should be more serious when helping people identify creatures at the beginning, and don't always add "this is delicious" or "this is unpalatable" at the end.

His foodie instinct has ruined his reputation in Two-dimensional!

In order to save the persona, Xiao Su launched a "[-]-day natural history challenge" for [-] consecutive days with a rigorous and scientific attitude to identify the first @his fan of the day, and write a natural history of no less than a thousand words Popular science essay.

Today is just the 99th day. Looking at the [-] scientifically rigorous yet humorous short articles in the column, Xiao Su feels that he is one step away from being a tall man!

Just one step away!

"Ding dong——" the backstage prompts that there is a new @, Xiao Su clicks on it, and a fan named "Piggy Peggy" responds to his challenge.

[Pig Jing Paige: @农fu, teacher, teacher, please identify the unborn beast! #One Hundred Days Natural History Challenge#]

There are no photos below, but a Weibo posted yesterday morning by a blogger named "Feng Shui Master Chen Jianguo".

Xiao Su clicked on that Weibo, and found that it was a spam content similar to "retweet the koi for good luck", but the strange thing is that the "sacred beast" in the attached picture that is said to bring good luck looks very strange. His eyes could not see what it was at first glance.

Even the outline subjects are a little uncertain.

The "Sacred Beast" is about the same size as a raccoon, but looks more like a stone marten, with white hair on its chest and a tail about as long as its body.

But it is definitely not a stone marten, because the fur on its back is light gray, there is a row of extremely obvious bony spurs along the spine, the ears are round and large, and the snout protrudes. From the face point of view, it is closer to a murine animal.

really?Xiao Su suspected that this picture was made by P. The ID of "Feng Shui Master Chen Jianguo" looks mysterious at first glance. It should be a popular Internet god or something.

[Farmer: @猪静普奇 this friend, the animal teacher from P can't identify it, this one doesn't count.Also, today is the last day of the challenge, everyone give me a little surprise, okay? /dog head/dog head/dog head]

After closing Weibo, Xiao Su made himself a big pot of Chinese wolfberry, longan, American ginseng tea, and sat under the eaves of the porch to bask in the sun like a retired veteran cadre.

The phone rang suddenly, it was his good friend Wu Xingyu: "Brother, are you at home?"

This guy is at the same undergraduate level as Xiao Su. He studied law. After graduating, he went to a law firm to work as a part-timer for a few years, and then came back to study for a combined master's and doctoral degree, so he became his junior.

Speaking of which, he is two years older than Xiao Su.

As soon as Xiao Su heard his impersonal address, he knew that he had something to ask: "The car was broken again?"

"Senior brother is wise!" Wu Xingyu continued to hold his thigh shamelessly, "The law firm informed me to visit an old client in Pingqiao Town in the afternoon, and the department also asked me to hold a meeting for the freshmen who have finished military training. After the meeting, I will take a long distance It must be too late for the car to go to the customer's place... Then what, it is said that the place is very beautiful with beautiful mountains and clear waters, are you interested in taking me there, brother?"

"I'm not interested, go by yourself." Xiao Su said, "I'll lend you the car. Come here this afternoon to get the keys. I'm at home."

"Thank you, brother!"

"Why don't you call me by my name, I'm getting goosebumps!"

Wu Xingyu chuckled and hung up the phone.

Xiao Su slumped on the recliner for a while bored, the sun was rising, so he returned to the living room with a big tea mug, remembering that there was only one day left for his natural history challenge, he opened Weibo and glanced again.

I don't know if I don't read it, I was shocked when I saw it, but within an hour, his background received more than 300 comments!

what's the situation?

Xiao Su clicked on the notification, only to find out that his previous reply to "Peppa the Pig" had been reposted by "Feng Shui Master Chen Jianguo".

[Feng Shui Master Chen Jianguo: @农夫@猪静普奇 This seat is a practitioner, and I will never use fake pictures from P to forward everyone to pray for blessings. Ask if you don’t understand, and don’t take ignorance as science—the mythical beast in the picture is It is an auspicious "wind-born beast" in ancient times. It has the ability to ward off fire and eliminate disasters. Seeing it can lead to longevity.I took this picture with my own hands. The divine beast is now enshrined in my villa. If you have any doubts, you can come to the door to verify it. My seat is waiting for you at any time! 】

Xiao Su opened Chen Jianguo's homepage and belatedly discovered that the other party had 360 million fans.

And he only has [-].

Come on, the epic mission is here again!

The author has something to say: Uncle Cat: Catch the beast!Go, Pikachu!

Ms. Xiao: Don’t you know that we rich people buy things with money?