Abnormal Museum Pokédex

How could there really be any "divine beast" in the world! ?

Xiao Su didn't believe this evil, so he opened the search engine and typed in the word "Feng Sheng Beast", and looked at the following entries, he couldn't help laughing or laughing - Feng Sheng Beast, an ancient South Sea mythical beast, could not be burned by ten carts of dry firewood, could not be broken by a ten-meter-long knife, only A sledgehammer made of divine iron hits the head a thousand times before it dies.And it's not afraid to hang up, as long as it opens its mouth and blows it to the wind for a few days, it can be revived.

What's more nonsense is that drinking its urine can cure wind diseases, and eating its brain flower can live five hundred years!

"What the hell?" Xiao Su couldn't help laughing, and clicked through the densely packed more than 300 comments, only to see Master Chen Jianguo's fans—no, he claimed to be a believer in men and women—all giving the master likes and persuasion. Xiao Su immediately deleted the blog and apologized, converted to the master, and stopped fighting superstition under the banner of science.

The amazing thing is that no one swears, and everyone's tone is very peaceful, very sincere, and even has a sense of pity-it's really sad, Yuan PO, an ignorant biologist.

Xiao Su is about to commit embarrassing cancer. It's already 2028. How can an Internet hero still have so many fans? !

If he doesn't make things clear, won't science be defeated by superstition?

Just about to go to the study to look through the information, the background prompts that there are private messages from people who have not followed, and the "pig spirit Page" who was hanged out by the Feng Shui master with him and slapped him in the face sent him a crying face: [Teacher, I'm sorry for my rashness Yes, I directly reposted Master Chen's Weibo, I should have saved the photo and sent it to you, now you have been sprayed with so many idiots. 】

[Farmer: It's okay, I guess you didn't expect them to have such a strong fighting power. 】

[Pig Peggy: Yes, maybe your doubts offended them. 】

[Farmer: /Goutou, the picture he posted really looks like P's. 】

[Pig Jing Paige: emmm...Actually, I was a little skeptical when you said it, so I clicked on Master Chen's account and looked through his recent updates, only to find that he also posted two short videos of "beasts" last week , very real, not like special effects at all! 】

There is a video?Xiao Su was very surprised. If the picture is good, it is very difficult to fake the video. It is impossible for Chen Jianguo, a village god, to find a special effects company to make him a fake beast, right?

[Pig Jing Paige: I think I provoked this incident, and I can't get away with one blow, so now I have set off to Master Chen's manor to help you find out! 】

Xiao Su was shocked by the action of this fan: 【You went alone?It's too dangerous, let's go home quickly! 】

[Pig Jing Paige: It's okay. My family lives in Pingqiao Town, not far from Master Chen's manor. He has a great reputation in our countryside. Many believers and believers attend classes at his house. There is no danger. 】

Xiao Su clicked on the information page of "Fengshui Master Chen Jianguo", and found that the address of his manor was written in the introduction, and his recently launched "Golden Autumn Blessing Class" was hung in the window, and more than 100 people had signed up online.

Are superstitious people working so hard now?Xiao Su was dumbfounded, his professor's online live was nothing more than fifty or sixty people signing up, and the appeal of a well-known doctoral supervisor was not as good as that of an Internet celebrity!

Reality is too magical!

While in a daze, Piggy Page sent a congratulatory message from the front line: [Teacher, I'm already here, you turn on the live broadcast, and I'll take you in to watch it! 】

Xiao Su hadn't used the live broadcast function before, and it took him half a minute to connect to the video.

Peggy the pig is a girl, and she is very concealed when making unannounced visits. She chatted sweetly with the gatekeeper at the door and was let in.Xiao Su walked all the way into Chen Jianguo's house with her camera view, and heard her explain in a low voice: "This is the gate. The first yard inside is where Master Chen receives guests and lectures, and the second yard is where his family members enter." Where I live, the third place is private land, where I grow a lot of organic fruits and vegetables, which are not only eaten by my family, but also sold to faithful men and women, which is very valuable.”

My mother is also engaged in multiple businesses, have you paid your taxes yet... Xiao Su was simply overwhelmed by the master's wisdom.

Soon, Pig Peppa walked into the main house that was the first to enter the yard.It seems that today's lecture has not started yet. There are several waiting men and women sitting on the futons in the room. Opposite the futons is a short table, which is probably Chen Jianguo's seat.

There is a three-story cat cage behind the case, and a dusty animal is lying on the hammock on the highest floor, which seems to be the "wind beast".

Peggy the Pig also noticed the cage, and said softly, "I found it. The one inside that pink cage seems to be a mythical beast. Teacher, wait a minute and I'll come closer!"

Looking at the shaking field of vision, Xiao Su somehow felt like he was filming a spy war drama, and his adrenaline was pumped up.Peggy the pig was very calm, and pretended to chat with an aunt, then slowly moved to the side of the cage, and put the mobile phone in through the iron bar.

"It's really alive!" The little girl exclaimed in a low voice, "Teacher, look at its eyes, it can still move, so cute... emmm, the eyes are so pitiful, it seems a bit world-weary, teacher, it can't be sick right?"

Xiao Su was extremely surprised. He never expected that the "sacred beast" photographed by Chen Jianguo was actually real. The animals in the cage were indeed alive, and the bone spurs on their backs stretched and contracted slightly with their breathing, not like glued prostheses.

"I can't see clearly." Xiao Su said, "Can you turn to the right and change the angle?"

"Uh, let me try..." Piggy Page moved to the side, and wanted to get the phone closer, when he suddenly heard a reprimand: "Hey, girl, what are you doing? Let's go, let's take pictures! Let's go Go...don't take any more pictures, or I'll have someone throw you out!"

Peggy the pig was taken aback, and quickly put away her phone to show her cuteness: "Can't you take pictures of the beast? It's so cute, I like it so much... She wants to do a live broadcast for fans..."

Xiao Su was stunned by her sudden baby sound, but the man who drove her away was obviously very helpful, and his tone softened: "Oh girl, don't take pictures, it's not that I'm embarrassing you, it's not good if Master Chen finds out about it." Oh, this thing... No, it's a beast, the beast is worth a lot, I can't afford it!"

After struggling for a long time, Peggy the pig was kicked out. She said to Xiao Su with great sadness: "Teacher, I can only help you so far!"

It was obviously a serious evidence collection operation, but she made it full of comedy.Xiao Su thanked her and told her to go home quickly. He didn't have time to eat lunch, so he ran to the study to check the information.

Mustelidae, Muridae, Felidae... All related materials could not find creatures similar to that mythical beast. Xiao Su did not give up, cut off the picture and put it in the electronic retrieval database of the school library for a fuzzy search. The matching result turned out to be mice.

"Are you kidding..." Xiao Su felt that his IQ had been fooled, turned off the computer, and fell into deep thought.

There are indeed new species that have not been discovered in the world, but they cannot appear around a densely populated city like Jingchuan.So this beast was either faked by Chen Jianguo in a special way, or it was a foreign species that was illegally smuggled.

No matter what the situation is, he has to figure it out—the one-hundred-day Natural History Challenge, and this is the last day left. As an obsessive-compulsive disorder, he must complete it!

Otherwise, where should I put the face of the naturalist V?

Xiao Su jumped up, entered Chen Jianguo's address into the smart navigation, and then dialed the number of "Junior Brother": "Wu Xingyu, I will go to Pingqiao Town with you in the afternoon!"

"Hey, you're not at home anymore?" Wu Xingyu said with a smile, "Smart! Let me tell you, my client is already rich, and he flies to Ukraine and Sweden all day long to get injections for aging. He looks like he is 60 years old when he is over 40." Yes, you go back to learn from the scriptures and give your queen Amway..."

Xiao Su: "Stop bragging, my mother will never need an injection at eighteen! You should finish your meeting, right? Come here now, just in time to have lunch together and leave!"

Wu Xingyu's breathing froze for a moment: "Can I go after eating?"

"...I didn't do it. Aunt Liu made it this morning. I'll warm it up."

Wu Xingyu felt relieved: "Okay, I'll go right away!"

Xiao Su hung up the phone and sighed, don't look at the science he gave his fans on Weibo every day. Can it be eaten? How to eat it?

The last time he made army hot pot according to the fool's recipe on the Internet, Wu Xingyu had diarrhea for a whole week after eating it.

Maybe this is fate, he should obediently eat the food cooked by his aunt, and don't change his fate against the sky.

Half an hour later, Wu Xingyu arrived. Because he was going to meet a client, he was wearing a serious shirt and suit and carrying a briefcase. At first glance, he looked very young and talented.

It's a pity that when he took off his suit, his secrets were revealed. The armored warrior's Uniqlo joint vest was faintly revealed on the back of the white shirt, and the emperor's big head was handsome and cool.

The 28-year-old man is still a fan of armored warriors, and Xiao Su doesn't know whether to praise him for being childlike or persuade him to be more mature.

The two ate the love lunch made by Aunt Liu in the restaurant. Wu Xingyu devoured it hungrily, while Xiao Su was thinking about his actions in the afternoon, and took a long time to pick a few grains of rice into his mouth.

"Why do you eat so little, Xiao Su." Wu Xingyu said worriedly, "You don't have it, do you?"

"...Your dad has it!" Xiao Su just wanted to pin his job on his head, "I'm thinking about something!"

"What's the matter, tell me brother, I'll share it with you?"

Xiao Su thought for a while and said, "I really need your help with this matter. What about your mobile phone? Lend me Weibo."

"What are you doing? Don't use my Weibo account to do bad things. The Internet police and thieves are amazing. I have handled this kind of case in a law firm. Tsk tsk, they have browsing records for every yellow movie you watch. It's super scary. It's..." Wu Xingyu took out his phone and handed it to him while rambling.

Xiao Suquan acted like he was a bastard and didn't listen to a single word. He directly opened Weibo and searched for "Fengshui Master Chen Jianguo", followed him, and bought the latest "Golden Autumn Blessing Class".

Wu Xingyu knew nothing about the fate he was about to face. Seeing Xiao Su take out his mobile phone and open Alipay to scan and pay, he asked stupidly: "Did you buy something for me? Why are my brothers being so polite? Why don't I just eat with you?" Lunch? You rich people really pay attention to..."

Xiao Su patted his shoulder sincerely: "Have a good class in the afternoon, good boy."

The author has something to say: Ten years of cultivating immortals, eight years of real questions, understand?

Wu Xingyu: OHNO!