[Pseudo Comprehensive Manga] Anecdote of the Net King of the Bad-skinned Female Han Paper
Chapter 193 Black belly is a skill that I have had since I was a child
Regarding Nioh's death-killing technique, as friends who have been with him for many years, they clearly know that this is a skill they are very familiar with!
Therefore, the Lihai public has no sympathy for Niwang's current encounter, but instead maintains a calm (xing) observation (zai) attitude (le) change (huo) attitude.
Nio walked towards the Lihai people with his body poked into a sieve by the Bingdi people, with the words 'I am empty, I am lonely, and I am cold' clearly written on his face. (Ah, something seems wrong!!)
Cough, King Ni's face clearly says 'please comfort! ' A few large characters, but no matter how he pretends to be pitiful now, everyone in Lihai just wants to laugh.The reason is that Kanna's punch was fast and ruthless, and now his whole face looks extremely funny!
Sanada looked at Nio, and his face darkened again: "It's too lax!"
"Hehe^_^, Nioh is really energetic, isn't it Renji?" Yukimura squinted at Nioh, smiling so that lilies bloomed all over the ground.Could his daughter be teased by anyone? !
Sanada glanced at Nioh sympathetically, and silently decided not to punish him with an iron fist, since he would only suffer worse anyway.
#On the aggressiveness of female control#
#When Your Fate Judge Is a Female Control#
#狐狐不哭,把得得拍#
#死死的白毛Hello, dead white hair goodbye#
Nioh shuddered when he heard Yukimura's voice.Hehe...he had a very bad premonition! !
"Yes," Liu paused before continuing, "Nioh has fully adapted to the recent training, and I will make a new menu for him based on the current data."
Nioh: qaq he knows! !Hey, can we still have fun together! !
"^_^Well, I'll trouble you then, Lian Er."
And Nioh's fate was decided in a sentence by Yukimura, Instant Noodles, Female Control, and Seichi. Seeing Nioh's pale face, Marui and Kirihara laughed very unceremoniously.
"Ahahahaha, Nioh (senior) you deserve it!!"
Niwang shook his lips, but didn't say a word.He obviously came here to ask for comfort, why are all the little friends giving him back swords! ! ?why is that!Why! ! ?
In the end, the good old man Jackal patted Nioh on the shoulder: "Well, come on! You can definitely do it!"
Nioh: He was not comforted at all!As long as he thinks of the dark days after the national competition, he can't wait to chop off his hand just now!Hey, qaq makes you owe it to tease people! !
Nioh covered his little heart that had been injured many times, and slowly stretched out his hand of hope to Liu Sheng.Partner~ As long as you are here! !
"Ah."
Yagyu rolled his eyes, let out an inexplicable laugh, and turned a blind eye to King Ni's outstretched hand.
Nioh froze, and then the fur of the whole fox exploded: "...(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻What's the matter with that laughter, Hiroshi!! That's definitely despising me !?绝对是吧!!你们这些没有同伴爱的混蛋为什么不安慰我啊岂可修!被揍的明明是我好么!为什么还要给我补刀!!”
Marui looked at Niwang's angry look and said something very calmly that pierced his heart.
"It's probably because the drunken Kanmu feels that your face is particularly worthy of a beating! Besides, you brought it on yourself."
[System prompt: Ding dong!Player Nioh · Death · Masaharu hp-90, please buy the little red bottle in time. 】
"Upstairs 1" Yagyu's glasses returned a white light, and he gave Nioh an answer in 'professional language'.
The more Kirihara looked at Nioh's face, the more he wanted to laugh: "Pfft~ Senpai, you deserve it!"
Nioh gritted his teeth, and squinted at Kirihara, Kuromaki, Kokel who gloated about his misfortune.Dear junior, we will have a lot of time to talk about life in the future =皮=!
Jackal patted Nio on the shoulder: "Although what they said is true, don't take it to heart."
After finishing speaking, the jackal paused, seeing the darkened Nio patted his bald head for no apparent reason.
...Did he say something wrong just now! ?
Nioh twitched his lips and looked at Jackal: "Actually, you are a natural black! This is hidden! Hey! You have been hiding for so many years and have not been discovered by others!!"
Everyone in Sitianbao Temple made unanimous complaints: "In a sense, he is indeed a natural black! Skin color is really not something he can decide!"
The jackal pulled the corner of his mouth stiffly, he was lying on the ground! ?It's definitely lying on the gun! !
Yukimura interjected with a smile, and looked at Sanada with eyes full of teasing: "^_^ Hehe, actually, I think individuals can also decide the issue of skin color, you say so, Genichiro."
Sanada froze in place, his face darkened but he didn't speak.He deeply knew that if he spoke at this time, he would be the one who got hacked again!And he can't resist! !
But Sanada's reticence doesn't mean Yukimura won't continue talking, Yanagi, who was watching from the sidelines, lit a candle for Sanada in his heart.Genichiro, please be free...
Yukimura sighed regretfully: "Oh~ I think that when Genichiro was young, he was a white and tender young lady, who knew that he would become this... in the blink of an eye."
Sanada: ... Seichi, what did you omit? Hey! !Why not speak up!Even if you say it, don’t omit it, hey!Is this even worse than saying it! !
When everyone heard that Yukimura used the word 'white and tender' to describe Sanada, they immediately glanced at Sanada suspiciously.And this kind of behavior caused Sanada's face to turn dark again.
"It's so lax!"
The corner of Sanada's mouth twitched, and he spit out his classic lines.
Yukimura smiled and continued, "You heard me right, the white and tender Genichiro. Especially when he wears a princess dress, he's really cute!"
Sanada petrified in place with a 'click', the dark history of the dead had already taken his mind away from him. qaq he wants to be quiet! !
"Wow! (⊙o⊙)"
Everyone looked at the petrified Sanada with incredulous eyes, and filled their minds with the scene of Sanada wearing a skirt, and then twitched the corners of their mouths and touched the cold sweat on their foreheads.
Hehe, the contrast is too great, their hearts can't accept it! !The picture is so beautiful that they dare not look at it! !
"^_^ I still have photos of Genichiro wearing a princess dress at home. At that time, Genichiro was still like a normal child, with an immature face and a fiery temper. He is not at all like the black-faced uncle now. "
When everyone heard Yukimura's words, their heads were covered with black lines, and the corners of their mouths twitched non-stop.A normal child... so what you want to express, my lord, is that the current Sanada is not normal?And the content and slots in the words are really too high, hey! !
My lord, you have become a black-bellied fighter, why is your family! ?
Sanada had just recovered from petrification when he heard Yukimura's words today, and he suddenly had an idea of petrification again.
Sanada looked at Yukimura with a bright smile and shook his lips: "...Seichi, when did you leave the photo!?"
"Of course the memorable things need to be photographed," Yukimura added as if he disliked that Sanada's face wasn't dark enough, "and the crying Genichiro is very cute."
Sanada petrified again and again with a 'click', this dark history is really enough! qaq are all Tucson's own drawings from back then! !
Everyone looked at Yukimura's happy smiling face with black lines all over their heads, and silently lit a wax for the petrified Sanada.You have worked so hard all these years! !
With a blank mind, Sanada began to recall what happened when he and Yukimura were still in kindergarten.
Xiao Xingcun and Xiao Sanada were still wearing bun faces and short legs at the time, and they became good friends in the same class. They would get together every day to play very happily, and soon the two called each other by their first names.
There are still many activities in the kindergarten, and this time it is their turn to perform group dances.
But the problem soon appeared, there was one girl missing in their class, more precisely, there were two boys left in their class at the end.
That's right, these two people are the little Sanada and Yukimura!
The solution the teacher came up with was very simple, as long as one of them put on a skirt and acted as a girl.Anyway, they are still young now, even boys can't see anything in skirts.Thinking of this, the teacher asked Sanada and Yukimura to discuss who would wear the skirt.
The little Yukimura had already begun to take on the true colors of a dark belly, he sighed and looked at Sanada opposite him: "Hey, Genichiro, what do you think should be done?"
"I, I don't want to wear..."
"I can also understand your feelings, but I have been allergic to food recently, and I have a lot of small red spots on my body. I can't wear skirts like this. I don't want others to see those."
"Then, what to do then?"
Yukimura sighed "helplessly": "Yeah, what should I do? If no one wears it, we two won't be able to participate in activities, and we will be criticized by the teacher."
"yes……"
Yukimura's eyes lit up suddenly, and he looked at Sanada expectantly: "Genichiro, you haven't been sick recently, nor are you allergic?"
Sanada still doesn't know Yukimura's idea at this moment, just answering the question according to his words: "Uh, yes."
"Then Genichiro, you can wear a skirt!"
Sanada opened and closed his mouth, looked at Yukimura who looked expectant and said slowly, "But... I'm a man, so I don't know how to wear skirts!"
"Well, I know Genichiro is a man," Xiao Yukimura spread his hands helplessly, "If I didn't have allergies, I would wear skirts, but now..."
Sanada hesitated, her eyebrows furrowed tightly together.Seeing his appearance, Kokomura continued, "Don't tell me Genichiro doesn't want to participate in class activities?"
After finishing speaking, the light in Xiao Yukimura's eyes dimmed, and even his head drooped with a listless look: "Forget it, since Genichiro doesn't want to wear it, I won't force you."
"Actually, I still really want to participate in class activities."
Sanada looked at the depressed Xiao Yukimura and didn't know what to say, so he could only look at him anxiously.
"I was looking forward to this event when I was sick, but now I can't participate in it myself." Yukimura shrugged his shoulders, "It seems that I have to wait for the next opportunity."
Seeing the current state of Xiaoxing Village, Sanada became even more anxious.Jingshi, he...couldn't be crying, right?
"That...or else I'll wear it." Sanada gritted her teeth and said with some reluctance.
Kokomura raised his eyes and looked at Sanada: "Really!?"
Seeing Sanada's reluctant expression just after speaking, he pursed his lips in disappointment: "Let's forget it...Genichiro doesn't look like he really wants to wear it."
Sanada breathed a sigh of relief, he was really afraid that Yukimura did not reject the proposal.
"As your good friend, how can I let Genichiro do what I don't want to do. So as my friend Xuanichiro, don't feel sorry, I understand you." Xiao Yukimura smiled reluctantly, and deliberately bit The word 'friend' was dropped.
Xiao Sanada pursed his lips immediately, he felt that he was really going too far.His best friend thinks so much about him, yet he still...
Thinking that the other party was looking forward to this event very much, but couldn't participate because of his own reasons, Xiao Sanada suddenly felt more guilty.
At this time, Xiao Xingcun smiled at Xiao Sanada and pulled him out: "It's okay, even if we can't participate, we can still watch from the side!"
Seeing the smiling face of his friend who was disappointed and still showing him, Sanada suddenly felt that his conscience was condemned.He clenched his fists a few times, and made several mental constructions in his heart, isn't it just a skirt!He will not let up!
Thinking of this, Sanada grabbed Yukimura's arm and took a deep breath: "Seiichi, I've made up my mind, I will wear a skirt, so let's participate together."
"But... Genichiro doesn't like it? Don't force it so much, I really don't care!"
Looking at his friend who is still thinking about his own mood until now, Xiao Sanada suddenly felt that as long as the friend can realize his wish, it doesn't matter if he wears women's clothes.
"No, no! Actually, I like it very much! Really!"
"Really! That's great!" Xiao Yukimura smiled very happily, "We can also participate in the event, Genichiro!"
"En!" Xiao Sanada looked at his friend's bright smiling face, and immediately raised a smiling face himself, and nodded to him with a blushing face.
Koyukimura turned around and showed a sly smile, not letting Kosanada behind see him.
So, after all, the final result is that Sanada was cheated!Moreover, he jumped into the hole dug by the other party willingly, without noticing it at all.
At this time, I have to sigh, as expected, black belly has appeared on Yukimura since he was a child, and he used it very naturally.
Of course, things don't end there.On the day of the performance, the boys in the class wore small suits, and the girls wore princess dresses.Of course, Xiao Sanada also put on a skirt for her friends, and was dressed up beautifully.But even though he chose to wear the skirt, Sanada still felt awkward and would tug at the hem of the skirt with his hands from time to time.
Sanada: qaq It's cold under the legs, it's so uncomfortable!Won't Xiao Nei Nei be seen walking? !
It has to be said that the child's white and tender skin is a good cover-up, and the best proof is that people in other classes did not realize that Sanada is a boy at all.
At this time, Xiao Yukimura, who was next to Sanada, smiled at him: "^_^ Genichiro, thank you very much, you are very cute today."
Sanada blushed, not knowing whether it was shyness or anger: "Jing, Jingshi!!"
"Huh? What's the matter?"
Kosanada looked at the other side with his head tilted, and looked at him with a puzzled face. Yukimura, whose eyes were so pure and pure, immediately suppressed what he wanted to say.How could he think that the kind Jingshi said it on purpose!I am really relaxed! !
Annoyed, Sanada didn't know that Yukimura, who was opposite him, secretly took out a camera borrowed from his mother, and took a picture of him in women's clothing, and the corners of his mouth raised five degrees.
After taking a picture, Xiao Yukimura immediately put the camera away, walked up to Xiao Sanada and patted him on the shoulder as if nothing happened, grabbed his hand and walked forward: "Genichiro, let's go, it's about to start! "
Xiao Sanada immediately came out of his own thinking, nodded his head at Xiao Yukimura, and let the other party hold his hand.
After the event, Sanada also breathed a sigh of relief, showing the happiest smile of the day.I can finally change out of this uncomfortable clothes!Thinking of this, Sanada immediately urged Xiao Yukimura to leave quickly.He wants to change this skirt immediately!immediately!
However, because Xiao Sanada was wearing a skirt today, his legs always felt very uncomfortable. In addition, today's shoes were a bit high, and he was walking very fast.The combination of so many reasons caused Xiao Sanada to stumble while going up the stairs and successfully fell to the ground.
This fall really hurt a bit, and Xiao Sanada's eyes couldn't help turning red, but he held back his tears very well.
Xiao Yukimura saw him fall and quickly helped him up, but he didn't notice that Sanada's skirt was lifted up, revealing her white fat times.
At this time, there were a few little ghosts around and laughed at Xiao Sanada: "Hahaha, you are so clumsy! You can fall down like this!"
"It is! It is!"
"Pfft~ I also saw Fat times!"
Xiao Xingcun frowned when he heard this, looked at Xiao Sanada who was flushed and shy beside him (actually angry), turned his head and looked at the children very severely: "You don't know it yet! If you see Biren If Fatci still laughs at others, a Tengu will take you away tonight!"
Several boys looked at each other, held their hands tightly, and their momentum weakened obviously: "I, we don't, don't believe it!!"
"Tengu likes to eat bad kids who bully others!"
Looking at Xiao Yukimura's determined face, the children slowly began to fear in their hearts, one of them took two steps back tremblingly and then turned around and ran away: "qaq I'm not a bad boy, I don't want to be eaten by a tengu! !"
Fear is something contagious, not to mention that they are all children now, so after one of them ran away in fear, the rest immediately ran away.
Xiao Xingcun looked at the direction in which several people ran away and smiled, hum, let them bully his friends!His friends can only bully themselves!
Xiao Sanada didn't know what Xiao Yukimura was thinking, he was just very moved that the other party helped him drive away those people.but……
Sanada looked at Yukimura suspiciously: "Seiichi...is what you just said true? Bad boys will be eaten by tengu."
"That," Xiao Yukimura smiled, "Of course it's fake!"
Sanada breathed a sigh of relief, it's fine if it's not true!The kind-hearted little Sanada doesn't want to see others get hurt.
Kokomura noticed Kosanada's expression and narrowed his eyes: "By the way, Genichiro, do you know?"
"what?"
"My mother said that if she is seen by others for the first time, she will not be able to marry."
Xiao Sanada looked at the other party in confusion: "Can't get married?"
"It means that you can only live alone in the future, and no one will like you!"
As if struck by lightning, Sanada looked at Yukimura in disbelief: "Really, really!?"
Xiao Yukimura nodded seriously, his mother must have said that, but she said it to her sister who is two years younger than him.
Sanada raised her head with tears in her eyes, and pursed her lips.Xiao Xingcun took a quick photo before he noticed it.
"Then Seiki, will you hate me too!? Will you dislike me too!?"
Xiao Yukimura put away his camera calmly and patted Xiao Sanada on the shoulder: "Don't worry, Genichiro, I lied to you!"
Sanada: "..."
"I saw you were in a bad mood just now to make a joke, how are you feeling better now?"
Xiao Sanada looked at the other party's bright smile and nodded: "Thank you, Jingshi."
"^_^ Hehe, you're welcome, we are friends!"
It can be seen that when he was a child, Yukimura had already gone far on the road of black belly. Every time Sanada thought of the situation back then, he wished to find the time machine like Kanna!That black history can't be any more black!Already black and shiny! !
And Nioh has been watching from the corner, and he expressed 100% respect for Sanada who saved himself from being hit by a knife.Finally drew the eyes of others away from his face! !Deputy Minister, you are simply a good person! !
Genichiro Sanada, who has been issued a good person card and continues to lie down, is tragic Genichiro: ...he really wants to become air_(:3)∠)_.
On the other side, after Kanna punched Nioh, he lay down on the table again in a short while.
The ice emperor and the others didn't bother her, they listened attentively to Yukimura's story about Sanada's dark history.
But at this moment, Kanna jumped up suddenly, startling everyone.
The corners of everyone's mouths twitched as they looked at Kanna standing on the stool, and they almost frightened them to death!This is the second time hey!Think about their feelings, how can it be repaired!But is this sober?No matter how you look at it, hey!Although the eyes looked at them, there was nothing inside!
Kanna scanned the crowd with his dull eyes open, then took out the loudspeaker and put it to his mouth, and slowly opened his mouth: "Hey yee yee~ yeey yee!! Ahhhhhhhhhhh Hiccup hiccup hiccup~"
"Crack it."
Everyone felt that the thread of their nerves was broken, and the corners of their mouths twitched wildly as they watched Shenna with one foot on the table and one foot on the stool, holding a loudspeaker and singing very boldly.
Of course...if this can be called a song! =dish=
Everyone just felt that their heads were blank, their souls were about to fly, and their ears were no longer working!My mind is full of these messy roars!
At this time, this scene really verified a sentence: others sing for money, but she sings for life!!
And the people of Lihai, who had been brainwashed by Shenwu songs once, were obviously much more receptive than the people of Bingdi and Sitianbao Temple who had been baptized for the first time!But even so, they don't have more hp for her to consume like this!
And Kanna's singing is still going on, and there is a tendency to grow louder and louder.At this time, everyone had to sigh that the sound insulation effect of the private room is really great!It's all like this in the house, but you can't hear it outside! !
But anyway, the first thing they need to do now is to save their ears! !
"It's really not gorgeous!!" Atobe twitched the corners of his eyes, and the veins on his forehead were throbbing.Uncle, he knows!How could this drunkard be so quiet!Sure enough, it should not be taken lightly! !
Everyone covered their ears with their hands, watching the black lines all over Kanna's actions.They don't understand the world of drunks!stop now! qaq Please let me go!
Therefore, the Lihai public has no sympathy for Niwang's current encounter, but instead maintains a calm (xing) observation (zai) attitude (le) change (huo) attitude.
Nio walked towards the Lihai people with his body poked into a sieve by the Bingdi people, with the words 'I am empty, I am lonely, and I am cold' clearly written on his face. (Ah, something seems wrong!!)
Cough, King Ni's face clearly says 'please comfort! ' A few large characters, but no matter how he pretends to be pitiful now, everyone in Lihai just wants to laugh.The reason is that Kanna's punch was fast and ruthless, and now his whole face looks extremely funny!
Sanada looked at Nio, and his face darkened again: "It's too lax!"
"Hehe^_^, Nioh is really energetic, isn't it Renji?" Yukimura squinted at Nioh, smiling so that lilies bloomed all over the ground.Could his daughter be teased by anyone? !
Sanada glanced at Nioh sympathetically, and silently decided not to punish him with an iron fist, since he would only suffer worse anyway.
#On the aggressiveness of female control#
#When Your Fate Judge Is a Female Control#
#狐狐不哭,把得得拍#
#死死的白毛Hello, dead white hair goodbye#
Nioh shuddered when he heard Yukimura's voice.Hehe...he had a very bad premonition! !
"Yes," Liu paused before continuing, "Nioh has fully adapted to the recent training, and I will make a new menu for him based on the current data."
Nioh: qaq he knows! !Hey, can we still have fun together! !
"^_^Well, I'll trouble you then, Lian Er."
And Nioh's fate was decided in a sentence by Yukimura, Instant Noodles, Female Control, and Seichi. Seeing Nioh's pale face, Marui and Kirihara laughed very unceremoniously.
"Ahahahaha, Nioh (senior) you deserve it!!"
Niwang shook his lips, but didn't say a word.He obviously came here to ask for comfort, why are all the little friends giving him back swords! ! ?why is that!Why! ! ?
In the end, the good old man Jackal patted Nioh on the shoulder: "Well, come on! You can definitely do it!"
Nioh: He was not comforted at all!As long as he thinks of the dark days after the national competition, he can't wait to chop off his hand just now!Hey, qaq makes you owe it to tease people! !
Nioh covered his little heart that had been injured many times, and slowly stretched out his hand of hope to Liu Sheng.Partner~ As long as you are here! !
"Ah."
Yagyu rolled his eyes, let out an inexplicable laugh, and turned a blind eye to King Ni's outstretched hand.
Nioh froze, and then the fur of the whole fox exploded: "...(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻What's the matter with that laughter, Hiroshi!! That's definitely despising me !?绝对是吧!!你们这些没有同伴爱的混蛋为什么不安慰我啊岂可修!被揍的明明是我好么!为什么还要给我补刀!!”
Marui looked at Niwang's angry look and said something very calmly that pierced his heart.
"It's probably because the drunken Kanmu feels that your face is particularly worthy of a beating! Besides, you brought it on yourself."
[System prompt: Ding dong!Player Nioh · Death · Masaharu hp-90, please buy the little red bottle in time. 】
"Upstairs 1" Yagyu's glasses returned a white light, and he gave Nioh an answer in 'professional language'.
The more Kirihara looked at Nioh's face, the more he wanted to laugh: "Pfft~ Senpai, you deserve it!"
Nioh gritted his teeth, and squinted at Kirihara, Kuromaki, Kokel who gloated about his misfortune.Dear junior, we will have a lot of time to talk about life in the future =皮=!
Jackal patted Nio on the shoulder: "Although what they said is true, don't take it to heart."
After finishing speaking, the jackal paused, seeing the darkened Nio patted his bald head for no apparent reason.
...Did he say something wrong just now! ?
Nioh twitched his lips and looked at Jackal: "Actually, you are a natural black! This is hidden! Hey! You have been hiding for so many years and have not been discovered by others!!"
Everyone in Sitianbao Temple made unanimous complaints: "In a sense, he is indeed a natural black! Skin color is really not something he can decide!"
The jackal pulled the corner of his mouth stiffly, he was lying on the ground! ?It's definitely lying on the gun! !
Yukimura interjected with a smile, and looked at Sanada with eyes full of teasing: "^_^ Hehe, actually, I think individuals can also decide the issue of skin color, you say so, Genichiro."
Sanada froze in place, his face darkened but he didn't speak.He deeply knew that if he spoke at this time, he would be the one who got hacked again!And he can't resist! !
But Sanada's reticence doesn't mean Yukimura won't continue talking, Yanagi, who was watching from the sidelines, lit a candle for Sanada in his heart.Genichiro, please be free...
Yukimura sighed regretfully: "Oh~ I think that when Genichiro was young, he was a white and tender young lady, who knew that he would become this... in the blink of an eye."
Sanada: ... Seichi, what did you omit? Hey! !Why not speak up!Even if you say it, don’t omit it, hey!Is this even worse than saying it! !
When everyone heard that Yukimura used the word 'white and tender' to describe Sanada, they immediately glanced at Sanada suspiciously.And this kind of behavior caused Sanada's face to turn dark again.
"It's so lax!"
The corner of Sanada's mouth twitched, and he spit out his classic lines.
Yukimura smiled and continued, "You heard me right, the white and tender Genichiro. Especially when he wears a princess dress, he's really cute!"
Sanada petrified in place with a 'click', the dark history of the dead had already taken his mind away from him. qaq he wants to be quiet! !
"Wow! (⊙o⊙)"
Everyone looked at the petrified Sanada with incredulous eyes, and filled their minds with the scene of Sanada wearing a skirt, and then twitched the corners of their mouths and touched the cold sweat on their foreheads.
Hehe, the contrast is too great, their hearts can't accept it! !The picture is so beautiful that they dare not look at it! !
"^_^ I still have photos of Genichiro wearing a princess dress at home. At that time, Genichiro was still like a normal child, with an immature face and a fiery temper. He is not at all like the black-faced uncle now. "
When everyone heard Yukimura's words, their heads were covered with black lines, and the corners of their mouths twitched non-stop.A normal child... so what you want to express, my lord, is that the current Sanada is not normal?And the content and slots in the words are really too high, hey! !
My lord, you have become a black-bellied fighter, why is your family! ?
Sanada had just recovered from petrification when he heard Yukimura's words today, and he suddenly had an idea of petrification again.
Sanada looked at Yukimura with a bright smile and shook his lips: "...Seichi, when did you leave the photo!?"
"Of course the memorable things need to be photographed," Yukimura added as if he disliked that Sanada's face wasn't dark enough, "and the crying Genichiro is very cute."
Sanada petrified again and again with a 'click', this dark history is really enough! qaq are all Tucson's own drawings from back then! !
Everyone looked at Yukimura's happy smiling face with black lines all over their heads, and silently lit a wax for the petrified Sanada.You have worked so hard all these years! !
With a blank mind, Sanada began to recall what happened when he and Yukimura were still in kindergarten.
Xiao Xingcun and Xiao Sanada were still wearing bun faces and short legs at the time, and they became good friends in the same class. They would get together every day to play very happily, and soon the two called each other by their first names.
There are still many activities in the kindergarten, and this time it is their turn to perform group dances.
But the problem soon appeared, there was one girl missing in their class, more precisely, there were two boys left in their class at the end.
That's right, these two people are the little Sanada and Yukimura!
The solution the teacher came up with was very simple, as long as one of them put on a skirt and acted as a girl.Anyway, they are still young now, even boys can't see anything in skirts.Thinking of this, the teacher asked Sanada and Yukimura to discuss who would wear the skirt.
The little Yukimura had already begun to take on the true colors of a dark belly, he sighed and looked at Sanada opposite him: "Hey, Genichiro, what do you think should be done?"
"I, I don't want to wear..."
"I can also understand your feelings, but I have been allergic to food recently, and I have a lot of small red spots on my body. I can't wear skirts like this. I don't want others to see those."
"Then, what to do then?"
Yukimura sighed "helplessly": "Yeah, what should I do? If no one wears it, we two won't be able to participate in activities, and we will be criticized by the teacher."
"yes……"
Yukimura's eyes lit up suddenly, and he looked at Sanada expectantly: "Genichiro, you haven't been sick recently, nor are you allergic?"
Sanada still doesn't know Yukimura's idea at this moment, just answering the question according to his words: "Uh, yes."
"Then Genichiro, you can wear a skirt!"
Sanada opened and closed his mouth, looked at Yukimura who looked expectant and said slowly, "But... I'm a man, so I don't know how to wear skirts!"
"Well, I know Genichiro is a man," Xiao Yukimura spread his hands helplessly, "If I didn't have allergies, I would wear skirts, but now..."
Sanada hesitated, her eyebrows furrowed tightly together.Seeing his appearance, Kokomura continued, "Don't tell me Genichiro doesn't want to participate in class activities?"
After finishing speaking, the light in Xiao Yukimura's eyes dimmed, and even his head drooped with a listless look: "Forget it, since Genichiro doesn't want to wear it, I won't force you."
"Actually, I still really want to participate in class activities."
Sanada looked at the depressed Xiao Yukimura and didn't know what to say, so he could only look at him anxiously.
"I was looking forward to this event when I was sick, but now I can't participate in it myself." Yukimura shrugged his shoulders, "It seems that I have to wait for the next opportunity."
Seeing the current state of Xiaoxing Village, Sanada became even more anxious.Jingshi, he...couldn't be crying, right?
"That...or else I'll wear it." Sanada gritted her teeth and said with some reluctance.
Kokomura raised his eyes and looked at Sanada: "Really!?"
Seeing Sanada's reluctant expression just after speaking, he pursed his lips in disappointment: "Let's forget it...Genichiro doesn't look like he really wants to wear it."
Sanada breathed a sigh of relief, he was really afraid that Yukimura did not reject the proposal.
"As your good friend, how can I let Genichiro do what I don't want to do. So as my friend Xuanichiro, don't feel sorry, I understand you." Xiao Yukimura smiled reluctantly, and deliberately bit The word 'friend' was dropped.
Xiao Sanada pursed his lips immediately, he felt that he was really going too far.His best friend thinks so much about him, yet he still...
Thinking that the other party was looking forward to this event very much, but couldn't participate because of his own reasons, Xiao Sanada suddenly felt more guilty.
At this time, Xiao Xingcun smiled at Xiao Sanada and pulled him out: "It's okay, even if we can't participate, we can still watch from the side!"
Seeing the smiling face of his friend who was disappointed and still showing him, Sanada suddenly felt that his conscience was condemned.He clenched his fists a few times, and made several mental constructions in his heart, isn't it just a skirt!He will not let up!
Thinking of this, Sanada grabbed Yukimura's arm and took a deep breath: "Seiichi, I've made up my mind, I will wear a skirt, so let's participate together."
"But... Genichiro doesn't like it? Don't force it so much, I really don't care!"
Looking at his friend who is still thinking about his own mood until now, Xiao Sanada suddenly felt that as long as the friend can realize his wish, it doesn't matter if he wears women's clothes.
"No, no! Actually, I like it very much! Really!"
"Really! That's great!" Xiao Yukimura smiled very happily, "We can also participate in the event, Genichiro!"
"En!" Xiao Sanada looked at his friend's bright smiling face, and immediately raised a smiling face himself, and nodded to him with a blushing face.
Koyukimura turned around and showed a sly smile, not letting Kosanada behind see him.
So, after all, the final result is that Sanada was cheated!Moreover, he jumped into the hole dug by the other party willingly, without noticing it at all.
At this time, I have to sigh, as expected, black belly has appeared on Yukimura since he was a child, and he used it very naturally.
Of course, things don't end there.On the day of the performance, the boys in the class wore small suits, and the girls wore princess dresses.Of course, Xiao Sanada also put on a skirt for her friends, and was dressed up beautifully.But even though he chose to wear the skirt, Sanada still felt awkward and would tug at the hem of the skirt with his hands from time to time.
Sanada: qaq It's cold under the legs, it's so uncomfortable!Won't Xiao Nei Nei be seen walking? !
It has to be said that the child's white and tender skin is a good cover-up, and the best proof is that people in other classes did not realize that Sanada is a boy at all.
At this time, Xiao Yukimura, who was next to Sanada, smiled at him: "^_^ Genichiro, thank you very much, you are very cute today."
Sanada blushed, not knowing whether it was shyness or anger: "Jing, Jingshi!!"
"Huh? What's the matter?"
Kosanada looked at the other side with his head tilted, and looked at him with a puzzled face. Yukimura, whose eyes were so pure and pure, immediately suppressed what he wanted to say.How could he think that the kind Jingshi said it on purpose!I am really relaxed! !
Annoyed, Sanada didn't know that Yukimura, who was opposite him, secretly took out a camera borrowed from his mother, and took a picture of him in women's clothing, and the corners of his mouth raised five degrees.
After taking a picture, Xiao Yukimura immediately put the camera away, walked up to Xiao Sanada and patted him on the shoulder as if nothing happened, grabbed his hand and walked forward: "Genichiro, let's go, it's about to start! "
Xiao Sanada immediately came out of his own thinking, nodded his head at Xiao Yukimura, and let the other party hold his hand.
After the event, Sanada also breathed a sigh of relief, showing the happiest smile of the day.I can finally change out of this uncomfortable clothes!Thinking of this, Sanada immediately urged Xiao Yukimura to leave quickly.He wants to change this skirt immediately!immediately!
However, because Xiao Sanada was wearing a skirt today, his legs always felt very uncomfortable. In addition, today's shoes were a bit high, and he was walking very fast.The combination of so many reasons caused Xiao Sanada to stumble while going up the stairs and successfully fell to the ground.
This fall really hurt a bit, and Xiao Sanada's eyes couldn't help turning red, but he held back his tears very well.
Xiao Yukimura saw him fall and quickly helped him up, but he didn't notice that Sanada's skirt was lifted up, revealing her white fat times.
At this time, there were a few little ghosts around and laughed at Xiao Sanada: "Hahaha, you are so clumsy! You can fall down like this!"
"It is! It is!"
"Pfft~ I also saw Fat times!"
Xiao Xingcun frowned when he heard this, looked at Xiao Sanada who was flushed and shy beside him (actually angry), turned his head and looked at the children very severely: "You don't know it yet! If you see Biren If Fatci still laughs at others, a Tengu will take you away tonight!"
Several boys looked at each other, held their hands tightly, and their momentum weakened obviously: "I, we don't, don't believe it!!"
"Tengu likes to eat bad kids who bully others!"
Looking at Xiao Yukimura's determined face, the children slowly began to fear in their hearts, one of them took two steps back tremblingly and then turned around and ran away: "qaq I'm not a bad boy, I don't want to be eaten by a tengu! !"
Fear is something contagious, not to mention that they are all children now, so after one of them ran away in fear, the rest immediately ran away.
Xiao Xingcun looked at the direction in which several people ran away and smiled, hum, let them bully his friends!His friends can only bully themselves!
Xiao Sanada didn't know what Xiao Yukimura was thinking, he was just very moved that the other party helped him drive away those people.but……
Sanada looked at Yukimura suspiciously: "Seiichi...is what you just said true? Bad boys will be eaten by tengu."
"That," Xiao Yukimura smiled, "Of course it's fake!"
Sanada breathed a sigh of relief, it's fine if it's not true!The kind-hearted little Sanada doesn't want to see others get hurt.
Kokomura noticed Kosanada's expression and narrowed his eyes: "By the way, Genichiro, do you know?"
"what?"
"My mother said that if she is seen by others for the first time, she will not be able to marry."
Xiao Sanada looked at the other party in confusion: "Can't get married?"
"It means that you can only live alone in the future, and no one will like you!"
As if struck by lightning, Sanada looked at Yukimura in disbelief: "Really, really!?"
Xiao Yukimura nodded seriously, his mother must have said that, but she said it to her sister who is two years younger than him.
Sanada raised her head with tears in her eyes, and pursed her lips.Xiao Xingcun took a quick photo before he noticed it.
"Then Seiki, will you hate me too!? Will you dislike me too!?"
Xiao Yukimura put away his camera calmly and patted Xiao Sanada on the shoulder: "Don't worry, Genichiro, I lied to you!"
Sanada: "..."
"I saw you were in a bad mood just now to make a joke, how are you feeling better now?"
Xiao Sanada looked at the other party's bright smile and nodded: "Thank you, Jingshi."
"^_^ Hehe, you're welcome, we are friends!"
It can be seen that when he was a child, Yukimura had already gone far on the road of black belly. Every time Sanada thought of the situation back then, he wished to find the time machine like Kanna!That black history can't be any more black!Already black and shiny! !
And Nioh has been watching from the corner, and he expressed 100% respect for Sanada who saved himself from being hit by a knife.Finally drew the eyes of others away from his face! !Deputy Minister, you are simply a good person! !
Genichiro Sanada, who has been issued a good person card and continues to lie down, is tragic Genichiro: ...he really wants to become air_(:3)∠)_.
On the other side, after Kanna punched Nioh, he lay down on the table again in a short while.
The ice emperor and the others didn't bother her, they listened attentively to Yukimura's story about Sanada's dark history.
But at this moment, Kanna jumped up suddenly, startling everyone.
The corners of everyone's mouths twitched as they looked at Kanna standing on the stool, and they almost frightened them to death!This is the second time hey!Think about their feelings, how can it be repaired!But is this sober?No matter how you look at it, hey!Although the eyes looked at them, there was nothing inside!
Kanna scanned the crowd with his dull eyes open, then took out the loudspeaker and put it to his mouth, and slowly opened his mouth: "Hey yee yee~ yeey yee!! Ahhhhhhhhhhh Hiccup hiccup hiccup~"
"Crack it."
Everyone felt that the thread of their nerves was broken, and the corners of their mouths twitched wildly as they watched Shenna with one foot on the table and one foot on the stool, holding a loudspeaker and singing very boldly.
Of course...if this can be called a song! =dish=
Everyone just felt that their heads were blank, their souls were about to fly, and their ears were no longer working!My mind is full of these messy roars!
At this time, this scene really verified a sentence: others sing for money, but she sings for life!!
And the people of Lihai, who had been brainwashed by Shenwu songs once, were obviously much more receptive than the people of Bingdi and Sitianbao Temple who had been baptized for the first time!But even so, they don't have more hp for her to consume like this!
And Kanna's singing is still going on, and there is a tendency to grow louder and louder.At this time, everyone had to sigh that the sound insulation effect of the private room is really great!It's all like this in the house, but you can't hear it outside! !
But anyway, the first thing they need to do now is to save their ears! !
"It's really not gorgeous!!" Atobe twitched the corners of his eyes, and the veins on his forehead were throbbing.Uncle, he knows!How could this drunkard be so quiet!Sure enough, it should not be taken lightly! !
Everyone covered their ears with their hands, watching the black lines all over Kanna's actions.They don't understand the world of drunks!stop now! qaq Please let me go!
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