[Pseudo Comprehensive Manga] Anecdote of the Net King of the Bad-skinned Female Han Paper

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! "

……Help!What's this?Please shut up! !

Of course, no matter how everyone's hearts call, Shen Wu, who is currently in the stage of drinking madness, will never stop.

All the people in Lihai suddenly looked at King Ren in unison, and King Ren was startled by the sudden sight.what happened! ?Why are you looking at him?It's not that he sings well! !

The people in Lihai suddenly felt something. Faced with Kanna's voice that broke through the sky, they felt that Nioh's insufficiency of five notes was not a big problem at all!At least when he sings, the mental attack won't be as powerful as the one standing on the table now!

Kintaro Toyama, who had been eating, finally put down the chopsticks in his hand, and looked at the people who were covering their ears and tilted their heads.What's going on here! ?Why did you suddenly start singing! ?

Toyama's ability to accept is very strong, and Kanna's singing has no effect on him at all, so the reaction to everyone is just tilting his head.

Yuan Shan, who has been concentrating on eating all the time, didn’t know that Kanna was drinking crazy because he drank by mistake. He saw Kanna’s actions and suddenly tapped his palm: “Could this be some kind of ritual performed by aliens?” Huh!? It looks so powerful!!"

No, Sao Nian, listen to me, she's just a drunk!Do you really overthink it? ! ?

Legend has it that every person with a brain that breaks through the sky was an angel with broken wings in his previous life.Cough, no!It should be that the head was knocked out and died in the previous life. Simply put, there is a hole in the head.

That's why in this life, you will have a god-like brain circuit and a special way to open your brain.

So Toyama saw Kanna's actions and made up a reasonable explanation in his head (is it really reasonable? Hey!?), and he also stood on the table like Kanna, so as a friend, of course he must cooperate well!What's more, the other party is an interstellar friend!This one and only precious race.

So Toyama opened his mouth like Kanna and began to howl.

The corners of the mouths of the people in Sitianbao Temple twitched, and the veins on their heads popped out one by one.That idiot is still making trouble at this time, hey!

The Bingdi people and the Lihai people looked at the distant mountains and their heads were full of black lines. They are not drunk yet, why did they start to play like crazy?

And with the cooperation of others, Kanna gave up the howling version of the song just now, and changed to a song with clear words to continue his 'concert'.

"You are mighty and majestic, the fat man who sets the horse, I would like to melt in your thick fat~"

The corners of everyone's mouths twitched fiercely. Listening to this lyrics, there is a picture of seeing a fat man with thick fat!What song is this! ?The lyrics are too tough, hey!

[System prompt: Ding dong!Players, please pay attention, the player Shenwu is in a state of drunken demonization, please stop in time and replenish enough small red bottles and small blue bottles to avoid bad accidents xd. 】

The more Kanna sang, the more enjoyable she was, stomping her feet as she sang, and the table trembled when she stepped on it.Everyone couldn't bear it anymore, and finally decided to grab Kanna first and let her stop the fatal mental attack.

However, the idea is good, the reality is cruel.Even if Kanna is drunk now, it is still difficult to catch her, not to mention... this private room is too big, hey! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Not only can you sit so many people, but you can also run around on the open ground. It’s really exhausting!? Everyone turned their attention to Atobe. It's your fault!

Atobe: ...Ah, is it his fault?

In any case, there was a small chase in the private room.Originally, everyone in Sitianbao Temple wanted to deal with Xiaojin first, but what they didn't expect was that the influence of "Interstellar Friends" on him was so great!At the moment when Shen Wu ran off the table, Yuan Shan also ran away, and the people from the three schools could only follow behind with black lines all over their heads.You don’t forget to sing while you’re running, hey!

Of course, not everyone chased after them, people like Atobe, Sanada, Yanagi, Shiraishi, Yukimura, etc., they sat calmly watching everyone's 'activities'.

But it turns out that no one can catch up with Kanna and Toyama Kintaro in a running race.One is from an alien with excessive physical strength and strength; the other is a monkey full of energy that can run along with the tram.When everyone decided to chase these two people, they lost. To be precise, they lost at the starting line!

The crowd gave up after chasing for a few minutes, and sat on the chair to accept the spiritual baptism.

Forget it, maybe you will get used to it after listening to it_(:_」∠)_

But... can you two bastards stop, how can you repair it!They are obviously not chasing, why are you still running?You have so much energy, you bastard! ?

The corners of everyone's eyes twitched as they looked at the two people who were full of energy and were moving in circles. Should they be thankful that the place here is big enough to accommodate these two people messing around! ?

At this time, Kanna finally stopped, and Toyama also stopped his steps.

Shiraishi took advantage of this time to bring Toyama back, and after successfully suppressing Kintaro Toyama who was resisting, Shiraishi finally felt his mood eased.

Sure enough, problem children should be taken care of!

Shenwu didn't have much idea about Yuan Shan's being 'taken away'. To be precise, she didn't have any idea when she was drunk.

Kanna walked across the crowd and bowed: "Next, I'm going to sing a pot (song) for you!"

Everyone looked at the person in front of him with black lines all over their heads, who was clearly standing steadily, but was slurring his speech, filled with helplessness.Speak when you're articulate, drunkard!And I sang a lot of songs just now, okay? !

"You are a pot in my heart~" Shen Wubian took out a pan as he sang, and used it to refer to this kind of person, "A frangipani in my heart~" [Please follow "You Are a Song in My Heart" song to sing

The people pointed at by the pan: "..."

"You are a pot of my life~Missings become a lump of meat~la la la la~"

Looking at a certain creature that was drooling at the side, Atobe completely covered his face.

It's so unglamorous!

Everyone looked at Kanna with mouth twitching: "Enough, you really don't have to sing! We fully understand your obsession with food, really!!"

Of course, these words are of no use to a drunk, so Kanna continued singing.

"I really want to ask you ~ did you buy me anything!!

Silence for too long~ It will only make my hand slip and beat you! !

Order a pot in my heart~ Don't just cook one dish!

Leave a pot in my life~ do all steaming, frying and cooking! "

Audience: "..." Hehe, what a strange song!And can you put down the pan in your hand? Hey!What if you throw it out and hit them, you bastard!Speaking of which, why do you carry a pot with you? How can it be repaired!Take it out to cook? Hey! !

Bingdi and Lihai people were very speechless about the fact that Kanna would carry a pot with him, but the people in Sitianbao Temple who had never seen Kanna take out all kinds of things at random twitched their mouths and finally complained: "So Tell me why the pot appeared, hey! I wanted to ask just now, where did that thing come from, hey!?"

"Don't care about those details, it doesn't matter anyway! What's more, we haven't researched where she got it from!"

"...What are the details here? Hey! Obviously the last sentence is the key point you want to express, bastard!"

At this time Yukimura patted Atobe on the shoulder: "Hey, Atobe. Why don't you stop Kanna?"

Atobe glanced at Wu, and the corner of his mouth twitched slightly: "Ah, I don't want to argue with a drunk. What's more, that idiot will stop after playing enough. Why don't you stop her? I know that you can stop her from singing, Yukimura."

"Why..." Yukimura smiled, "Well, it's probably because it's interesting to see their expressions, so I don't want to stop it at all."

Atobe: "..." Uncle, he almost forgot that this guy is a black heart!

Near Yukimura, a few people who heard what he said: "..." Their function is to entertain you!

At this time, Kanna missed the pan in his hand and flew out because of the excessive range of motion in his hand and the fact that he was in a drunk buff state.

"Oh!"

"Ouch!!"

The sound of knocking and screams sounded one after the other, and at the same time, Kanna stopped his singing, and everyone twitched their lips, looking sympathetically at the unlucky child who was hit by Kanna.

"Ah? Where's the pot!?" Kanna tilted his head and looked at his hand, with great doubts flashing in his eyes, "The pot was still here just now!? Forget it...then we won't sing."

And the sad reminder, Nioh, unlucky boy, Masaharu, who was hit by Kanna, took the pot away from his face with tears in his heart, and raised his head 45 degrees upwards, leaving only a sad arc for everyone.

QAQ why is it always him who is unlucky!Why! !He obviously didn't commit suicide just now, did he! !This is the unforeseen misfortune that flew!No, it should be said that this is the flying pan!There is nothing more sour than this bastard! !

Everyone in Lihai lit a wax for their little friend, and this time they really sympathized with the white hair whose nose was about to be flattened.

"Pfft~"

Audience: But this face has become even more funny hey!Ah ha ha ha ha ha!!

King Ren raised his head and stared at the crowd when he heard the laughter of the crowd: "Hey! You are enough, you bastards, can you still have some compassion and love for your companions?!!"

Nioh answered with undisguised laughter.

"Puhahahahahahahaha!! o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓ (slapping the table and laughing wildly) Puhaha, this image really suits you hahahaha!!"

Nioh gritted his teeth, and his face turned dark: "This is not the look I want, bastard!"

"Hahahahaha!!"

"=皮= If you like it so much, I can make it for you for free!" After speaking, King Ni raised his forehead pan and grinned at the crowd, "Quickly tell who will be the first! I will definitely die hand!!"

The one who answered King Ni was still a burst of neat laughter: "Hahahahahaha!!"

Nioh: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ That's enough, bastards!!