[Comprehensive] Bai picked up a father

On a certain day of a certain year, a certain month and a certain day, the Space-Time Investigation Bureau detected abnormalities in all parallel worlds. The space-time tunnels were destroyed and opened irregularly. Judging from the returned information, at least half of the network coverage area lost contact.

What is certain is that this crisis was caused by the chief officer numbered 0019 who defected from the Investigation Bureau a month ago, because he stole an important space-time token—a teleportation compass capable of disrupting the independence rules of many worlds at once. .

The situation is on the verge of breaking out.

In the evening, Director R with a mustache rushed into the guard room.

"Twelve! Come out!"

There are a total of 20 chief officials in the bureau, all of whom are supernatural elites trained in childhood, responsible for maintaining the stability and balance of time and space. Each of them has a number instead of a name, and Twelve is the youngest one.

...Of course, it is also the most worry-free one.

"Yeah... the director locked me in, and now he's blaming me for not going out, what do you mean?" The girl with long, smooth silver curly hair has delicate features, and she looks as cute and cute as if she walked out of a fairy tale, but that The lazy and drawn-out tone obviously ruined the overall atmosphere. She put down the comic book in her hand and looked up, her eyes glowing with a dark golden luster. , and regularly carry out ideological education, are you going to deprive me of my only hobby of reading?"

"Is reading comics counted as reading, bastard?" Director R's docile short hair suddenly stood on end with anger, "Something has happened! The disaster you caused has turned into a large-scale disaster!"

Why do you say that?It's very simple. After all, the day Shijiu fled was just in time for her to be on patrol, but she skipped duty for no reason, and didn't realize it until the other party opened the passage to the outside world.Reminiscent of the various scandals that the two had previously spread, it was really hard not to make the members suspect, and it was only natural that they were locked up.

Twelve glanced at Director R: "Blame me? If you didn't say that you want to drink freshly brewed oolong tea, would I be able to leave my post without authorization?"

"Why do you have to choose that time to make tea, bastard!"

"How did I know Nineteen would run away at that time? He didn't say hello to me beforehand!"

"So now he messed up the parallel world with the teleportation compass! Especially the two-dimensional time and space, it seems that many awesome anime characters have traveled through it! What do you think, bastard!"

Twelve didn't expect such a twist in the story, so he let out an "oh" in surprise, then frowned solemnly and said, "I think Nineteen is very innovative."

"Put p!"

"Hmm... still think he should have been stimulated to the potential of the otaku?"

Director r angrily snatched her comic book and threw it on the ground, and stepped on it: "Go to the lower realm to solve the problem immediately!"

"First, can you stop using high-end vocabulary like 'lower realm'? We are not the Jade Emperor, but coolies maintaining order. You are at most a contractor, Director." Twelve rolled his eyes at him again, sparing no effort, " Second, if you don’t even give me a specific destination, how can you solve the problem?”

"Nineteen chose the teleportation location in a super messy world! Now only that location on the information network is glowing sharply, it can blind your dog's eyes!"

"Yeah... that sounds really challenging, which world is it?"

"Gintama!"

Twelve beat the table and repeated loudly: "Gintama!"

"how?!"

"have not seen!"

"……piss off!"

The director's cultural quality is getting worse and worse... Twelve is very worried about her boss's self-cultivation, but this is not the point, she tried to explain to him patiently: "Actually, I just want to watch it, but the people in that anime The setting is too spoof, and the protagonist is not likable, so I gave up."

"Who wants to listen to your nonsense! You caused the mess indirectly, so you can clean it up yourself!" Director r was still angry, and dragged her out of the guard room by pulling her collar, "The fifth brother has already gone to the protagonist of Gintama's house to take care of you!" Now, you will live there later, responsible for collecting information and gathering the unlucky ghosts who have crossed over, and once other important officials have movements about Nineteen, you will support them at any time!"

The specific task twelve didn't take it very seriously, she obviously paid more attention to the first half of the sentence: "The fifth one will take care of me? He will definitely play tricks on me again! Please help the chief!"

"That's what you deserve. If you have the ability, hurry up and defeat your old lover and come back to work!"

"Who is my old lover?! Besides, Chief, let go first, I'm going to be strangled to death..."

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It has been half an hour since Twelve was kicked into the space-time tunnel by Director R, her eyes were blackened and she was flying around, and finally saw the light again, and she fell directly on the messy table, sending sawdust flying everywhere.

She lamented and just got up, when she raised her head, she met someone's suspicious dead eyes, and instinctively raised her fist to hit the bridge of the other's nose.

"Yeah—what a pervert!"

"Ah!" Sakata Gintoki lay back on the sofa, looking angrily at Shimura Shinpachi, "Even if that strange guy gave us a lot of money and asked us to take him in, this girl would still spill my strawberry milk." Unforgivable!"

"...No, Yin, you should wipe your nosebleed first, right? It's all in your mouth!" Shimura Shinpachi frantically held on to his glasses that had almost slipped off, "Could this be what the client said? The little she-wolf?!"

Twelve gave him a strange look: "Little she-wolf? That's how Lao Wu described me? What else did he say?"

"Hey...he gave a sum of money and asked Ah Yin to take you in as his daughter."

"Oh, I knew Lao Wu would use money to attack, this is really his style of being smart... Wait! Daughter?!"

"That's right! Tell the money master that you will be Ah Yin's righteous daughter from now on!" Kagura jumped out of the room with vinegar kelp in her mouth, and said with a smile, "You should call me Miss Kagura!"

Sister-in-law is a completely made-up seniority, right?It looks obviously smaller than yourself!She had expected that the old fifth old bachelor would not be able to behave properly, but she never expected that he would sneakily find a cheap father!

"Yeah... Please don't trust that bastard man with a wretched appearance and a dark heart. It's true that I want to live here, but I will definitely live happily with you as a friendly guest!"

Yinshi wiped off the nosebleed coolly, and looked at her expressionlessly: "Give me back the "Weekly Shonen Jump" that was pressed under your thighs first, and then discuss the issue of happiness."

"Stingy, I got it." She threw the magazine over, sat cross-legged in the ruins of the wooden table, and looked at him.Well, the real person is indeed much more handsome than the character in the comic book, but judging by this lazy and decadent appearance, he is still a young man with a youthful skin who will not have any luck.

Yinshi took the magazine and fanned it, and asked in that iconic deep voice: "What's your name?"

"Number 0012, twelve."

"What the hell kind of name is this? Forget it, since you are going to be a member of Wanshiwu, let's take my last name."

"Is it alright not to make such a pitiful expression? You just fancy the money given by the fifth child, right? Besides, whoever wants to take your surname!"

Yinshi felt that he might have made a wrong decision. It is estimated that getting the money also means that he will keep this troublesome girl who looks as difficult as Kagura in Wanshiwu from now on. what a pleasure.

However, I am so poor that I have no rice to cook, so this is more or less an entrustment. It seems that it is against the rules to go back on my word. Most importantly, I have to refund the money...

It is more appropriate to be patient.

"Don't be too polite, you said your serial number is 0012, from now on you will be called Sakata Twelve Hime." Completely make up your own mind.

Xinba almost said in unison with Twelve: "Is that something normal people can take!"

Kagura suddenly had a bright light and said cheerfully: "It's better to call Sakata Dingxia!"

"...Do you think you can't tell that this is a reprint of Dingchun by adding a surname?"

Twelve Hearts knew that being forced to give her a name was unavoidable. In order to distinguish her from the big white dog Kagura, she resolutely chose the former—even though Sakata Twelve Hime is also a stupid code name.

"Forget it, for the sake of living together for a long time in the future, you can call whatever you want." She stood up calmly, and stretched out her hand towards Yin while holding the skirt that was stained with milk sticky, "Here, give me some money and I'll go Buy two new clothes."

"...It's fine to wear Kagura. Anyway, you both are airports, so it should be quite suitable."

It's rare to have such a low-level thing in a natural tone.

Twelve suppressed the urge to print his sneakers on his face, and quickly moved on to the next topic: "It's getting late, should we have dinner? I want to eat meat."

Yin Shi said righteously: "Call me Dad, I'll go buy you food."

"And me, Miss Kagura! This is Uncle Shinpachi!"

Shinpachi: "No, I don't want to take advantage of this way."

"Yeah...why do I, a sunny girl who just turned [-], recognize you as a good-for-nothing uncle? It's a dream!"

"Just because our hair is silver-white and naturally curly!" It is indeed the wisdom of the elderly.

"Uncle, you opened the zipper, shut up!"

"Stop changing the subject, my clothes don't have zippers at all."

"So what?"

"Call me Dad." Yin Shi was immersed in the self-entertainment mood of being a father, adhering to the principle of "even if the age difference is not in line with the facts, but you can't let go of the opportunity to be an elder", and by the way, re-establish a man's dignity. Self-esteem, "I heard from the client that you are quite a supernatural being, no matter which planet you come from, you should also have the virtue of being honest and trustworthy? Don't be ashamed."

Oh yes, she forgot, the Gintama world seems to be based on the invasion of the earth by the "celestial beings" from all the planets?No wonder Nineteen chose to set the crossing exit here, because he is thinking about connecting with the universe!

Sure enough, it was his style of not taking too much trouble. The more chaotic the situation, the better, and the more intense the conflict, the better. As long as you can achieve your goal in the end, it doesn't matter if you destroy all order.

There is still a long way to go to conquer him.

... No, I am digressing, the most urgent thing is to solve the problem of recognizing my father and wake up quickly!

"I don't think there is any necessary connection between being a supernatural person and calling you Dad."

"Do as the Romans do, no matter how powerful you are, you should abide by the conditions agreed by your client—by the way, I'm actually curious about how strong you are." For example, a strange power factor like Kagura?

Twelve nobles said coldly, "I have sharp eyes."

The three people in Wanshiwu said in unison: "Yin-yang eyes?!"

"That's just part of it. I can see it more often..." She crossed her arms and looked around, and finally landed on a certain part of Yinshi's body, "Yeah, you are wearing blue underwear."

"...How can you treat Dad like this!"