[Comprehensive] Bai picked up a father

Shinpachi thinks that the friendship between women is so bizarre, they can't even give a clear reason, they just need an opportunity, just like a thunder from the sky to stir the fire, with the excitement of seeing each other later, they quickly get better and wear a pair of clothes. Pants.

For example, Kagura and Twelve, the relationship between the two of them has advanced rapidly within this month, as if they were on an express train. They are almost inseparable. Yes, let's play the floor together directly—oh, but then Yinshi who occupied the sofa stopped him because he didn't want to wake up every day to see two silly girls lying on the floor with disheveled clothes.

"I would rather give up my status as an elder to be commensurate with the twelve sisters, just to witness our great friendship!"

"You're not an elder, okay? Don't make it sound like it's true!" Shinpachi complained while still asking the key point, "Can you explain why you two are on the same side?" The most difficult to understand What's more, even Dingchun treats her submissively with great insight.

"Yeah...Maybe it's because Kagura and I have too much temper." Twelve looked forward with a lollipop in his mouth. The moment I joined the Evil Chocolate Legion, I knew she was my indispensable companion."

"Just admit that your partner stole all of Ah Yin's desserts, will you die? What do you want to say so grandly!"

Twelve glanced at him: "We are doing this for his own good. It will be too late when the blood sugar is high. If you have the time to talk nonsense, you might as well change into a pair of serious underwear. Could this pink bunny printed on it reflect your virginity?" Xinbajun?"

"...Close your clairvoyant eyes! Do you only use them to see these things every day?!" Thinking that in her eyes, he might become a naked man who has no secrets, he felt horrified.

"There is no need to regret such an innate talent."

"Then don't stare at me all the time! Look at the wall if you have the ability!"

"Too naive." Kagura casually raised her hand and gestured, "The twelfth sister can even see through a ten-meter-thick wall!"

"Whose wall is ten meters wide!"

Twelve hands set up an arbor, and looked calmly at the opposite door, with a golden light in his eyes: "Yeah, little Yinzi hasn't been solved yet, is it really good for a big man to drag himself like this? Sigh, it's too slow to put on clothes It's going to die, and today I'm wearing the same underwear as the day before yesterday..."

"That's enough!" A certain silver curly-haired man couldn't listen anymore, he kicked open the toilet door angrily, his white-bottomed blue flower coat was still hanging loosely on his shoulders, "Calling daddy and peeping daddy They are all extremely unethical behaviors, children should not imitate bad behavior!"

Xinba: "Are you addicted to the game of wine?"

"Who's drinking?" Yin Shi impatiently picked his nostrils and squinted at him, "Since I have taken money from others, I should be responsible to Twelve and take good care of her like a father!"

"Who will believe your nonsense! It's just for evil fun!"

"Isn't she peeking at me changing clothes and eating all my chocolates?" Yinshi snorted softly, "Twelve, I'll give you a chance, and if you call daddy, you'll forgive your mistakes... Oops!" When he fell, he was hit by a slipper in the middle of the door.

Twelve walked slowly over to fetch the slippers, turned around and prepared to go out: "Don't forget to save me lunch at noon."

"What are you doing?"

She chuckled: "Experience the people's sentiments in Kabukicho."

"..."

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Those who understand the people's sentiments are naturally talking nonsense. In fact, it is difficult for even Twelve to accurately describe his mood at the moment.

She felt very confused, how could she judge the positions of the anime characters who had traveled to this world just based on the watch-like space-time indicator given by director r before leaving?What's more, the indicator didn't respond at all.

Perhaps, the only way to take the initiative to try your luck is right?After all, I have read so many comic books and have a deep understanding of the Two-dimensional world, but whenever I find familiar faces in a certain place, I will definitely remember them—the premise is that I can meet them.

Since I was ten years old, I have been in this industry for seven years, and this is the first time I have encountered such a difficult task, not to mention that the invisible opponent is a partner who used to get along day and night, or the object of the scandal.

Thinking about being an enemy of Nineteen, I'm really not used to it.

What if you can't do anything in the future?

"Yeah... can't you give me some hints? Damn it, where do I go to pick up an anime character and go back..."

From the streets to the alleys, she didn't miss any corner, but still got nothing. It seems that there is no rush.As director r said, it takes a cooling time to open the teleportation compass once, that is to say, if he wants to send those outsiders back to the original world, he doesn't know how long it will take, and all he can do now is use the power of the Time and Space Investigation Bureau. It's nothing more than stagnating the running order of the worlds affected by the compass.

So she had to spend time with those people until she exhausted her youth.

No one can say what will happen in the future, right?Indeed a sad story.

Forget it, I can’t stay where I am, there’s nothing new to go back anyway, and I have to prepare to perform those boring tasks every day. In comparison, it’s not bad to change the form.

... However, the next second when she completely convinced herself, the expected goal did not appear, but an unexpected change happened.

As she passed a narrow alley, four celestial beings with tattoos on their faces and horns on their heads blocked her way.

"Hey, ugly earthlings, hand over the money!"

"Snake spirit disease?" It was really a simple and rude way of greeting. Twelve touched his face, deeply displeased with the adjective 'ugly', "You grow up like this and attack others with words, are you embarrassed?"

The leader snorted coldly: "That's why I say that people on Earth have no self-knowledge, no beautiful tattoos and mighty horns, and they are as bare as a broken tree root, but they still don't accept reasonable advice!"

"Is there no language teacher on your planet? What kind of metaphor is this?"

"Stupid earthlings are not worthy of commenting on our language habits!"

"...Okay." Twelve-faced turned around and left expressionlessly. She didn't want to waste time with these idiot aliens. Yinshi said that when the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds, and maintaining the peace of the universe is the most important thing. "You are busy first, I will take my leave."

"Stop!" It wasn't until she walked ten meters away that the four realized their original purpose after a while, and quickly chased after her to surround her again, "I haven't paid the money yet!"

Twelve turned his head and tried to persuade him seriously: "Young people, you should be self-reliant. How can you base your happiness on the pain of others? And if I had money, I would have lived in this place long ago. Your brains are sunflower seeds. ?"

The leader of the robbers raised eyebrows and threatened: "Stop talking nonsense! If you don't have any money, just sell it to Yoshihara, then there must be men who like you!"

"Can you be a little more polite?"

"There is no need to be polite with disgusting earthlings!"

Three adjectives have been changed for a while, aliens are really unpleasant.

So Twelve, based on the principle of repaying grievances with virtue, simply gave him a kick in the crotch.

"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

"Yeah... It seems that the body structure of aliens is the same, so I'm afraid they won't be able to kick it properly."

"Tie her up quickly! Chop her up and sell it as pork!" The leader of the robbers jumped up and down in pain, not forgetting to add, "The more finely you chop, the better!"

Such a brutal punishment, Twelve didn't dodge or dodge, before the other party rushed over, he raised his hand with a stern face: "Wait! Actually, your boss hid his private money!"

This sentence obviously worked. The other three people froze for a while in the posture of baring their teeth and claws, before turning to their leader.

"Idiot! Do you believe what she said?!" The leader of the robbers was furious, "Hurry up and do it! I will give you half of the selling price!"

Twelve pointed and pointed leisurely: "It's in the shirt pocket inside, in the right sock, there's an extra layer of sewing on the baseball cap, and the underwear... yay, how much money did you steal? It's enough to marry a wife. Is it necessary to rob?"

"How can there be such a thing! Nonsense!"

"Take off your shoes if you have the ability to prove it. If not, I will be sold to Yoshihara voluntarily!"

"...Do you think I'm a rude earthling? How can I take off my shoes in public!"

This is the fourth strange adjective.

Twelve, who is a human on earth, once again gave him a broken foot: "Liar! I feel ashamed for your brothers!"

"Oh my god!!" The leader of the robbers guessed that the part could not be kept, and at this moment, with a grief-stricken expression on his face, he screamed and was crushed to the ground by his subordinates, "Don't take it off, don't take it off! Don't grab it, don't grab it...I can't even hand it over What!"...

So this farce was resolved without bloodshed, and Twelve watched for a while, feeling that wisdom is better than everything else, while preparing to smear the soles of his feet and slip away.

Unexpectedly, the praying mantis catches the cicada, and the oriole follows behind.

A person and a duck suddenly appeared at the corner of the alley. To be more specific, it was a suspicious-looking man and a white duck walking upright.

"Miss, you are interested in joining us..."

"Yeah—are you engaged in pyramid schemes? Human trafficking?"

Who can tell her where this nondescript long-haired monk came from?"I'm interested in joining..." as soon as I came up, what to join?Under the banner of innocence and asceticism, are you doing something to seduce girls?

The man on the opposite side took off his bamboo hat casually, his hair fluttering in the wind with such confidence in Rejoice, his light brown eyes were calm, he maintained a sufficiently indifferent temperament, but he said something extremely idiotic: "Look at your bones Qi has an extraordinary mind, why don't you join the anti-barbarian group and overthrow the shogunate together?"

"Uncle, who are you?" And what the hell is that group of people with lofty ideals?It sounds like a very reactionary cult!

"It's not Uncle, it's Gui."

"Uncle Gui, where did you see my extraordinaryness?"

Gui Zhengse said: "I have seen it all. I am not afraid to face a strong enemy. I am not an ordinary person who can make the most accurate judgment about the hiding place of black money just based on the slight change in the opponent's expression."

"...No, it's not what you think, I just saw it."

"That's right, a truly powerful person has a bright eye and a clear mind, and can see anything hidden in the dark."

"...Sorry, we don't seem to be able to communicate well." Someone turned around and wanted to leave.

Gui held her shoulder from behind: "There is still room for negotiation. After all, it is something to be happy to leave your own footprints in the process of accomplishing a great cause and to carry out the way of the warrior to the end."

"..." Who would be happy for that kind of thing?

However, Twelve hadn't considered his words to reject him politely, when he heard a loud noise, and then the wall next to him exploded, the sound was deafening, and bricks and stones splashed.

"The Shinsengumi was ordered to arrest the terrorist Katsura Kotaro—and his accomplices!"