[Comprehensive] Bai picked up a father

Kasuga has always felt that Twelve's behavior is a bit strange recently, but she doesn't know who to respond to better. After thinking about it, she finally decided to go to Twelve's rumored boyfriend Sakata Gintoki.

"Mr. Sakata, have you noticed that Twelve is a bit abnormal recently?"

"what do you mean."

Haruhi hesitated for a long time, and then Ai Ai said: "Whenever she goes to the bathroom, she has to hang around outside the men's and women's rooms for a long time, and she even went wrong a few times."

"..."

"And when we went to take a shower together, she always stared at other girls with good figure, and her eyes were a bit strange..."

It's normal for such wretched and stupid things to happen to him. After all, when he was Gin Sakata, I was twelve.

But of course Twelve couldn't tell the truth, she just patted the other person on the shoulder, and said ambiguously: "So from now on, don't take a bath with her again, just watch her act stupidly and pretend not to know each other, so as not to affect your physical and mental health."

"……Oh."

That night, in the small apartment rented by Xu Wanghuan, a woman's crazed shouts came.

"Twelve! Twelve, calm down first! After all, it's the instinct of a man with a strong blood!"

Then there was a male voice without emotion at all: "Stop messing around with adjectives like 'bloody'. It's fine to use my body to enter the women's bathroom, but even peeking at it, you've completely embarrassed me."

"...Hey, hey, don't slap your face, it hurts! This is your own face!"

"Oh, it doesn't matter whose face it is, anyway, I'm hitting you now, and you're the one who hurts."

On Ten 79, Shin Yagami was all sitting on the sofa watching the show, and Shin Hachi even complained in a timely manner: "This scene is really like domestic violence. If you don't know it, you think your wife's status at home is so low."

Everyone nodded in agreement.

"It looks really miserable. This case can definitely be featured on social and legal programs, right?"

"I really haven't seen the scene of Twelve being beaten. I couldn't even imagine it before." Nineteen sighed, "Now I have seen it with my own eyes. The visual impact is extraordinary."

Seventeen smiled slightly: "But in fact, Twelve is still the one who beat people. I don't know if she will realize that this is just beating herself."

During the conversation, I saw that Twelve had finally had a halftime break. As a fancied woman who has always been ruthless to herself, when she faced Yinshi's half-swollen face, she didn't have the slightest hint of "how did I beat myself up like this?" Enlightened, he started to move his wrists to prepare for the next wave of attacks.

"Look at your worthless appearance. You can't hold back when you become a woman."

Yinshi muttered in a low voice: "It's as if you can adapt quickly, won't you get used to being a man?"

"It's nothing more than an extra thing, you need to stand to go to the toilet, is it difficult?"

"..." Damn it, she accepted it so easily!As if he was supposed to be a man!How strong is the mental quality? !

Kagura raised her hand and asked, "Miss Twelfth, what about when you take a shower? Have you watched everything you need to see? Next time, take me to see it too!"

Shinpachi: "Hey, this doesn't seem like a question for a child to ask! And what the hell is the last sentence? An uncle brings a little girl into the men's bathhouse, no matter how you look at it, it's a pervert, right?!"

"I'm not this pervert, I have to go to the school's bathroom to take a shower." Twelve sneered, "There is also a bathroom in the apartment, so why bother."

Yinshi suddenly realized: "Yes! Why didn't I think of it, you can wash it in the apartment!"

"Stop talking nonsense, you just deliberately peeped at other girls, pretending to be two hundred and five."

"..." Yin Shi thumped the floor angrily, "To look after my figure, I can just look in the mirror now, why do I have to peep at others?" Before he could finish speaking, he was slapped on the face.

Twelve gloomily pinched his neck: "Look in the mirror? I warn you, wash your face, rinse your mouth, and change your clothes. If you can avoid looking in the mirror, don't look at it. This body is not for you to look at casually. In the future, if I find it In one fell swoop, I'll just gouge your eyes out."

"...I made a mistake, Your Lady Queen."

"By the way, Twelve." Seventeen suddenly raised his hand and pointed to the cabinet over there, as if remembering something, "King Xu delivered the custom-made school uniforms today, and he said that we will go to the male public relations department to help them tomorrow." Pick up."

"Brother, can we stop using strange words like 'receiving guests'?" Twelve had no expression on his face, "And you misread the place, I'm here."

Shi Qi's eyes clearly fell on Yin Shi, he coughed lightly, and looked away in embarrassment: "Sorry, I haven't corrected my habit yet."

"You two won't be like this for the rest of your life, right?" Nineteen's mouth twitched unconsciously, "I really can't bear it for a long time. In the past, it was my sister who hugged me whenever I wanted to. Now I have to think about which one—— In fact, no one dares to hug."

The person who should be hugged is an old man in his heart, but in fact he is the rightful owner, and he is a big old man on the surface.

Twelve sighed: "What can I do? I can't do bloodletting and do another formation anyway, right? Even if I am willing to do bloodletting, how can I create the same critical scene as it was then? It's almost impossible."

"So we might as well discuss something more realistic." Taking advantage of the topic being diverted, Yinshi sneaked away from her and ran to the closet to check the uniforms. Isn't it outrageous? Yinsang, I am already a mature man."

Shinpachi calmly inserted the knife: "You are a mature woman now."

"But you are still a pair of glasses!"

"Ou Su said, we all look young, and it's no problem to be a male publicist!" Kagura stuffed the last bite of biscuit into his mouth, patted the residue on his hands and said excitedly, "He also praised that each of us has a special charm!"

"No, he just said it casually, right? It's just to let us please the female students of noble schools. You can see this kind of thing at a glance, right?"

Kagura suddenly said: "That's right! King Xu also said that you don't need to go to Shinpachi, because you are the least attractive of us here, and you should not be named by female classmates!"

"...What is 'least attractive'? Look down on people? What's so hard about pleasing female students?!"

Nineteen tugged at the corner of his clothes to signal him to sit down, and then persuaded him earnestly: "It's really difficult for you."

"..."

In all fairness, except for Kagura who was originally a 16-year-old girl, the rest of them are already 20, but they can change their clothes and hairstyles, and they are still young and young, without any signs of pretending to be tender.

As for Shinpachi... Oh, it is said that he is responsible for bringing tea and water to the male public relations department.

For the public relations department's plan to launch a newcomer, Feng Jingye designed countless eye-catching themes, and formulated a series of money-absorbing plans.

Anyway, the members work for free, and their requirement is to control food and drink, and the rest... Hehe, no need to deliberately guide, those guys can naturally have fun, and one by one is more involved in the show.

In just half a month, the performance index was much higher than the previous record.

The setting of Kagura is a Chinese-style young lady. She has to change into a Hanfu or a flag outfit every time she appears on the stage. According to Feng Jingye's instructions, she usually doesn't need to talk. She sits at the table and looks far away, creating a A beautiful picture of melancholy and homesickness--in fact, she was just thinking about what to have for dinner.

Seventeen and Nineteen were designed by Feng Jingye to be another pair of devastatingly attractive combination after the unlucky love of the Hitachi brothers because of their strong sense of cp: gentle attack & arrogant shou, and The drama of falling in love and killing each other has to be added.

"Knowing that it is impossible, do you still insist on taking my life?" Seventeen put one hand on Nineteen's waist, leaned slightly in the standard posture of an idol drama, and stared seriously at his younger brother's eyes, "What is between us?" , Is it really destined to come to this step?"

Girls around: "Oh~~~~~~"

"We should have such a relationship, otherwise what do you think?" Nineteen sneered, "Do you want me to believe in your ridiculous promise and stay by your side obediently for the rest of my life?"

Seventeen calmly said: "That's what I think."

"Why do you think so?"

"Because I love you."

Girls around: "Wow~~~~~~~"

Nineteen conjured up a dagger out of nowhere, raised his eyebrows and put it on Seventeen's neck: "Do you think I will be easily entangled by your feelings? Save that kind of nonsense and talk to others! All I have to do now is kill you!"

Shi Qi suddenly raised his hand to grab the blade, and the fake blood immediately dripped down. The reason why he used his own blood was, on the one hand, to be realistic, and on the other hand, because...he really didn't care about the blood.

"Hey, don't hurt yourself with such a dangerous thing." He said softly, "If you really want my life, I'll give it to you. For so many years, as long as it's what you like, why have I ever said More than half of the word 'no'?"

Girls around: "Yeah~~~~~~~"

The scene is hot.

Then we will introduce the soul swap team who are also divided into one group (…)

Yinshi was positioned as a cool and handsome man with a classic atmosphere. He didn't have much feeling for this setting, but it took a lot of effort to wrap his chest in the morning.

And Twelve is positioned as a bohemian hooligan leader—yes, you heard me right, the hooligan leader. For her, this is simply her true nature, especially when she opens her collar and drank a cigarette. When I hit the wall, the feeling was amazing.

"I sent my subordinates to invite you three times, and you refused three times. What's the matter, look down on people?" She raised the corner of her mouth obliquely, and blew smoke on his face lightly, "What are you pretending, don't think I don't know, like Those of you who are superficially noble are usually quite flirtatious in bed."

Yinshi yelled in his heart, "You're so fucking handsome! The hairstyle is also handsome and the collarbone is handsome! Why does the same body become so handsome when it comes to her?" But he still couldn't show it, held back for a long time, and simply moved away indifferently. out of sight.

"Ah."

The lore of a word, the girls onlookers collectively make Xizi hold their hearts.

Twelve stretched out his hand, patted his face naturally, and said again and again: "Oh, you are very cute? You don't eat the toast and you are punished, right? Do you need my brother to teach you how to be a man?"

"It's useless." Yin Shi spoke the bloodiest lines with the coldest expression, "Even if you get my man, you won't get my heart."

"For me, it's enough to get someone. As for the heart..." Twelve bared his teeth and grinned, "Our days will last forever."

There was a warm applause in the hall, which lasted for a long time.

Not far away, Feng Jingye was recording something in the account book, and then he raised his head, his always shrewd eyes could not help showing a bit of confusion.

"These people are too self-taught. I didn't teach this kind of explosiveness at all."

Xu Wanghuan laughed dryly at the side: "Their ranks are more than that, what you see is just the fur."

You know, he was living among those psychopaths all day long back then, what scene hadn't he seen?It's no surprise already.

In life, you should always broaden your horizons.