[Comprehensive] Bai picked up a father

The theme of the male public relations department today is: Doomsday Dark Department.

Before opening the door to welcome guests, Feng Jingye was doing daily discipline rectification—yes, he didn’t need to do this kind of thing at first, but now that Yinshi and his party were added, he was forced to emphasize discipline three times a day.

"I hope you understand that even though the theme is the dark end of the day, what we need is an alternative aesthetic that can appeal to girls, rather than purely scaring people like Halloween-so Kagura, can you take off that zombie costume? You Its positioning is Chinese style, what about the improved Tang suit I prepared for you?"

"Oh, I'm tired of wearing it all the time!" Kagura reluctantly went to change clothes.

Feng Jingye turned to Shi 79 brothers again, and found that the vampires of the two were evil and handsome, except for Shijiu's fangs, which were a bit long, there was nothing worthy of criticism, so she turned to Yin Shi with satisfaction.

"Miss Twelve, your lolita outfit doesn't seem to meet the theme requirements?"

"See clearly." Yin Shi tugged at the rose collar at the neckline and said seriously, "This is a gothic lolita outfit."

Shinba floated behind him with a tea tray: "It's better to tell the truth, you just have an obsession with the old Twelve."

"What's wrong with the obsession?" Yinshi pointed angrily at Twelve, "There's something wrong with her mind, but she still can't forget cos Takasugi!"

Twelve glanced at him strangely, the blood (red syrup) on the bandage wrapped around his left eye was clearly discernible, coupled with the deep and dark right eye, there was a gloomy atmosphere.

"I don't understand what you're talking about."

The Hitachi brothers booed at the side: "It's good to just dress up like this. Later, I can play a monster with a mental retardation who falls in love with a little homeless girl. What a unique script!"

"It makes sense." The mirror suddenly reflected a cold light, and Feng Jingye lowered his head to record something in the account book, "In two days, please invite the Hollywood director who has worked with Lianhua to make a doomsday-themed micro-movie, with different The backgrounds are grouped by the protagonists, and then made into CDs and sold."

Nineteen smiled and said, "You really are very economical... Oops, bro, I lost my tooth."

Seventeen picked up the two fangs that were poking at the neck, thought for a while, and suddenly raised his hand to chop them hard, cutting them off at the middle. After making sure that the length was about right, he carefully helped Nineteen put them on.

Sitting on Chong's shoulders, Guangbang saw this situation with a pink heart on his head, excitedly turned to Chunri and asked, "Are they really a couple? So they are a couple, right?"

"If I remember correctly, Nineteen was always against Twelve and Seventeen before..." Haruhito lowered her voice instinctively, and it can be judged from her expression that she was also quite confused about this kind of thing, "But What happened later, I don't know, maybe Seventeen persuaded Nineteen to be kind."

On the other side, Gintoki was also discussing the same thing with Twelve.

"Hey, Twelve, your two brothers seem to be doing a fake show together for real."

"The two of them are official spouses, don't you know?" Twelve took half of the cigarette from his lips, and flicked the ash into his pocket naturally, "Anyone with a discerning eye can see that I am completely a cover, and they are Love."

"Then you will become a human being."

She gave him a contemptuous look: "Do they both have the guts to abandon me and wander around the world? They can't be scared to death."

"No, I mean threesome, only you are single."

"What are you trying to imply?" Twelve Ban narrowed his eyes and smiled, "As long as I think about it, finding a man is still difficult?"

Yinshi pointed to himself sincerely, and then to her: "Based on the current situation, it is indeed difficult."

"..." Twelve was speechless, and the direct result of her speechlessness was that she took a deep puff of the cigarette, and then pressed the cigarette end on his face, "It seems that you have a deep understanding of yourself, and now you realize that I have eaten How bad is it?"

Yinshi put one hand on the ground and moved closer to her, even though it looked like a woman was blatantly molesting a man, he still did it without shame.

"But don't be afraid, if it doesn't work, I'll follow you." He said, "If we can't get back together for the rest of our lives, we really have to make do with each other."

Twelve snorted coldly: "How do you know that I won't find a beautiful girl? Take a step back, even if I don't find a girl, could it be that I can't find a handsome guy with this body? What a joke!"

Yin Shi was frustrated and helped her forehead, he really underestimated the psychological strength of this woman.

Hearing Xu Wanghuan's angry voice suddenly sounded: "My dear members of the male public relations department, the next thing is to witness a miracle (what the hell)!"

As the door slowly opened, a new day came again.

Yinglan High School holds a social dance every summer, and naturally, this year is no exception.

Xu Wanghuan specially sent a copy of the invitation to Yinshi and the others, and asked them to be there on time to participate, but in fact, Yinshi and Twelve were not very interested in it.

Of these two people, one is a jobless youth, and the other is a hooligan who kills the Quartet and the universe. They don't even have a concept about high school dances, and they feel naive just thinking about it.

But unexpectedly, both Kagura Shinpachi and Ten 79 expressed their desire to participate.

"It's just that you have to participate in this kind of large-scale dance to show your ladylike temperament!"

"Although you don't have any ladylike temperament even if you participate, but..." Shinpachi pushed down his glasses to pretend to be reserved, "There should be many young and lovely girls at the ball."

"Shut up, man from the glasses department, have you forgotten Miss Atong?"

"Everyone has the love of beauty, but Miss Atong is the only one hidden deep in my heart!"

Shi Qi smiled slightly beside him: "I've lived for more than 20 years, it's not bad to change my way of life."

"Ah, that's what brother said." Nineteen lazily continued, "I feel like I'll become younger when I wear a dress to socialize or something."

Gintoki and Twelve sat across from each other, looking at this group of people like idiots. Twelve was smoking a cigarette, and Gintoki was drinking chocolate. After the body swap, their preferences were inexplicably matched with their genders. It was so inconsistent as before.

"So you are going to find the lost youth? Such a naive thing."

"It's rare to come to such a relaxed and happy world!" Kagura persisted as a lobbyist, "It's been delayed for so long, and there is no shortage of talk about this dance!"

Shinpachi nodded: "Yes, we'll go find the crystal fragments after the dance, and Xu Wang promised to use their family relationship to help us find them!"

"I still don't understand why you guys have such a strong obsession with dancing..."

"Twelve." Seventeen interrupted her, and said in a gentle voice, "Listen to brother, don't let down the kindness of King Xu and the others."

"Okay, I get it." Twelve sighed helplessly, "But brother, turn your head first, I'm here, and you've got the wrong person again."

"..."

In all fairness, Twelve didn't like to wear a dress, and felt that it was too restrictive and made him feel uncomfortable.

This is also the reason why she has to unbutton and open the neckline even when she wears her college uniform, especially after the soul exchange with Yinshi, as a man, this habit is even stronger.

In a word, clothing that is too self-cultivating will affect the dry frame (...)

Comb all the silver curly hair back with hairspray, revealing a smooth forehead, red eyes look bright and energetic without being lazy, the white dress outlines a tall figure, Twelve meticulously arranges the bow tie, and looks up at himself in the mirror Take a look.

The thin lips were slightly raised, unconsciously evoking a slight arc.

She suddenly discovered that this man was very handsome, but she had never paid attention to it carefully.

However, what she didn't know was that Yin Shi was also in a daze in front of the mirror at this moment.

The appearance of the girl in the mirror is the same as when I first met him in Wanshiwu, only a little less cunning and romantic, and a little more flamboyant and unruly honed over the years.

But to him, it's all the same, whether it's the wild wolf girl who took his surname back then, or the leader Feng Zhan who has lost his memory now, they are all his lovers.

He was silent for a long time, and finally let down his slightly long bangs to cover the strange right eye.

Kagura outside was urging: "Ayin, are you alright?"

"It's so noisy, come out now."

Uncomfortably, he lifted the hem of the skirt that dragged the floor, and walked out the door staggering on his high-heeled shoes.

Being a woman is tiring, this is the truth, so he sometimes wonders, how on earth did Twelve walk over walls with a long knife while stepping on high-heeled boots that are as sharp as an awl?

The eternal problem.

But before he had time to seriously consider this, he realized something even more outrageous.

"Hey, I said, did I go to the wrong place?"

It is clear that the magnificent auditorium is over there, why did the girl Kagura take him in the opposite direction?

At the same time, Twelve also asked Seventeen in a daze: "Brother, did you go to the wrong place?"

Shi Qi smiled and said, "That's right, you'll be there when you go down this staircase."

"But the auditorium seems to be over there..."

"Your auditorium is here."

"..."

The door was suddenly closed from behind, completely isolating Shi Qi's figure, she turned her head in surprise, and saw that all the lights were turned on in an instant, illuminating the whole hall like daytime.

At the end of the hall stood Yinshi, his long hair was tied up, and he was wearing a floor-sweeping red dress as bright as fire. His eyes were also a little surprised when he looked at this side.

There are only the two of them, or in other words, everyone has designed it from the beginning, leaving only the two of them here.

The melodious music sounded, and a separate space was arranged for him and her to have a solitary dance party.

"Hey, Yinsang, I feel like I've been tricked."

"I knew that it's not normal for a group of people to be so interested in the dance for some reason." Twelve-faced stood there in silence for a long time, stretched out his fingers and ticked Yin, "Come here."

Then Yin Shizhen came over with his skirt in his hands, and when he walked in front of her, he tripped over his high heels in embarrassment, so that he almost fell into her arms.

"Why do I have to wear such a big man!!"

At the critical moment, the strength of the twelve boyfriends was maxed out again, and she directly opened her arms to embrace him, as naturally as if she was embracing her own girlfriend—but in fact, she just protected her body from falling into the mud.

But that moment was enough to make the heart beat faster.

From nowhere, her physical contact with him has become so natural.

"Hey, you should get up."

Yinshi realized later that he was still in her arms, and immediately straightened his body like a spring: "Twelve, I swear, I don't know anything about this!"

"Ah."

"So we can settle accounts with those bastards now. I'm responsible for the brats, and you are responsible for the brats!"

"Let them go."

"……Eh?"

Twelve Rings folded his arms and said leisurely: "It's time for them to go to the dance to hook up with young high school students. Disturbing people's interest is a sin, it's best not to."

Yinshi was very depressed: "The question is, why did they deliberately trick the two of us? And locked the door?"

"Are they stupid enough to think that the door can trap us?" She snorted softly, "They're just sure that you and I won't cause havoc."

"Ah, I'm sure I won't, but you..." A certain female hooligan couldn't tell.

"I do not know either."

Probably because the answer was too certain, Yinshi paused, and couldn't help but look up at her.

"May I ask why?"

In fact, when he said this, he was ready to be ridiculed or rejected by her, but to his surprise, Twelve didn't say anything, just smiled.

"...Hey, you laugh so hard that I feel hairy."

"Do you really want to hear it?"

He nodded repeatedly to show his firmness.

Relying on his current height advantage, Twelve put his hand on top of his head, and rubbed it slowly and vigorously for a long time.

"Because those guys can tell that I like you."