[Tutorial] The joke of the clown

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— To be or not to be, this is a question worth pondering.

——That's right, after all, it's not up to you to decide, so you can only think about it.

Since entering the world of reincarnation, Luo Qiaodi has never been entangled in the issue of life and death.

Layers of haze piled up like a collapse, and fine raindrops slanted down.The water mist shrouded the usually noisy Jiucheng, and the high-rise buildings standing alone on the edge of the forest looked lonely.

The edge line between the sky and the earth is not so obvious in this hazy weather. The rain from a distance seems to be diffused in the air before it hits the ground, splashing blossoming fog flowers.

Rather than saying that it was raining, it was more like fog.

"Joe, how is your side?" The voice seemed to come from the edge of communication between heaven and earth, and it was as vague as a world apart.Luo Qiao frowned, stared at the gray and empty sky from a distance, and said into the headset, "No one is here to die."

At this time, she was standing on the top of the tallest Jiugu Building in Jiucheng, overlooking the panoramic view of the entire Jiucheng.At this time, it is silent in a gray area.

Neither black nor white.

With the poker in her hand, she fanned them and closed them again, and never tired of doing it.

She is waiting for her enemy, but according to the time prompt of the main god system, if she does not appear in another 30 seconds, she and her teammates can leave this hellish space and return to the real world.

This is undoubtedly good news.

This is a game of life and death. It has nothing to do with justice or right and wrong. Even the so-called bottom line of the most basic principles of human beings is bullshit.In order to survive, whether it is murder and arson, or conspiracy, there is nothing to do.

In this world of reincarnation, in order to complete the task of the main god, in order not to be obliterated, in order to get the chance to live.

You can do whatever it takes... no, you must do whatever it takes.

Strong strength is the only proof here.

Suddenly, a silver-white light flashed across from a distance, and the swirling airflow shredded the blocking resistance.Luo Qiaodi suddenly threw out the cards in his hand, and they overlapped to block this powerful sniper bullet.

She took off, supported the fence with her arms, jumped straight from the top floor and landed lightly.There was a hook at the corner of his mouth, and the four cards were quickly scattered to a certain corner.

"Go to receive distinguished guests, queens." She grinned a nasty smile.

go!Her beloved "Queens", wear your graceful and luxurious dresses to meet her guests!

As soon as Luo Qiaodi's toes touched the ground, her poker had returned to her hand, and the entire board was stained with blood.

——This is the "Queen Received",

——They cut off his limbs, then dug open each other's stomach, and finally chopped up the whole heart.

——No one can escape from the hands of the queens. After all, once the heart is determined, there is nothing more ruthless than a woman.

[The Black Blood team wins. After 30 seconds, leave the copy and return to the space. 】

The icy mechanical voice made Luo Qiaodi laugh in a low voice provocatively, and then she couldn't hold back anymore: "Hahahahahaha!" She laughed wildly.

She's alive, she and her pals are victorious!They survived, do you know what that means!This means that they will usher in a new life!

"Joe, we have won! The points we have gained are enough for us to exchange back to the real world!" Yi Zuo's ecstatic scream came from the headset.She completely abandoned the ladylike image she had worked so hard to cultivate.

The beam of light that fell from the sky teleported the five members of the Black Blood Squad back to space.They hug each other like they haven't seen each other in a long time.

"Tell me, what is the first thing to do when I return to the real world!" Yi Zuo hugged Luo Qiaodi's arm without letting go, "My first thing is definitely to have a good sleep! Sleep soundly Sleep, three days and three nights."

"...Hum, promising." Shi Sequence adjusted his glasses and turned the obsidian ring on his right index finger as a habit, which was his signature action when he was thinking.He is the tactical planner and captain of the team, representing authority and wisdom, "The first thing is of course to determine the changes of the times. Is the reality we returned to the reality we originally existed in, and whether the time axis is correct. Maybe we It will be randomly sent to another dimension by the main god, there is no doubt that this is very important, so it must be confirmed first..."

"Haha! Pull down Shi Sequence." Xiao Zhenhe slapped Shi Sequence on the back, which was very in line with his positioning as a violent main attacker, "The first thing I do when I go back is definitely to have a good drink, so I won't go home until I'm drunk!"

The sniper is Asen, who looks gentle and delicate, "For me, just go shopping." This answer fits his personality very well.

Luo Qiaodi is the balance coordinator in the team. She has the same powerful mental power as Yi Zuo, but it is not used for healing, but more for precise attack and analysis.Due to the choice to strengthen the blood of chaos, Luo Qiaodi's combat effectiveness is not bad.Although he doesn't have a big picture of timing, he still has the ability to trick ordinary opponents.

"The first thing I do when I go back... I will definitely go home first." Luo Qiaodi was a little perfunctory about this topic, and now she is only interested in returning to the real world, "If there is a destiny, we will meet again See you."

"Ha, of course we will meet again!" Xiao Zhenhe rubbed her head, and Yi Zuo held her arm even tighter.

"If you wish, according to our respective locations, we can meet again within twelve hours at the earliest." Shi Sequence said calmly.

A Sen also nodded, "Yes, we will definitely meet again." The corners of his mouth curled up, revealing a gentle smile.

They met in this devilish "primitive world", and they were partners who agreed to survive together.No matter how far away, no matter how long it takes, they will definitely meet again—this is their promise.

The five people looked at each other and laughed, making up their minds secretly in unison.

[Item: Return to reality.Exchange points: 30000000, maximum number of people, 6 people.Are you sure to redeem and use it. 】

"Sure!"

[Return to reality starts. 】

Five beams of light descended from the sky and enveloped them.

Luo Qiaodi and others waved goodbye until their consciousness gradually disappeared.

***

No no no, it can't be like this.

The eyes are too dull, they should be pure and energetic.

The footsteps are too dejected, you should walk briskly.

The expression looks too decadent, this is not the expression that a young man should have, he should smile, smile!

Bad, bad, really bad!She yawned big, after No.30 twice.

This decadent morning, it seems, once again set the emotional tone of the day.

Ahhh, another lazy day with nothing to do.

Anson Qiao Di raised her bangs on her forehead, as if this would allow the sunlight to penetrate into her eyes and cheer her up.For the night owl An Sheng Qiao Di, she very much hopes to have classes at night, so that she can sleep all day long!

Hahahaha!

Eh... well, she knew it wasn't funny at all.

"Have you heard? That good-for-nothing Tsuna actually confessed to Sasakawa-san at the school gate! She hasn't got any clothes on yet, she's a pervert! A pervert!"

[Ha, just because of that kind of person, why can you confess to Jingzi!I haven't even confessed to Jingzi, so why should he!It's ridiculous! 】

"I really sympathize with Sasakawa-san, to be confessed by such a pervert."

【Ha ha ha ha!Sasakawa Kyoko really deserves it!What's so good about her, isn't it just that she looks pure and attractive to boys!What's so good about her other than this, why do so many people like her!Today is really too happy, now everyone knows that Sasakawa Kyoko was confessed by a pervert, and she also had such a shameful day, it's great! 】

While the students were talking and talking, there were bright smiles on their faces.An Shengqiaodi, who was alone, passed by the classmates who were walking together, looking out of place.

She walked forward without saying a word, with a pair of dead fish eyes listless, and her steps were as fast as if she was going to reincarnate.Her black hair was messed up by herself, but even so, she still didn't slow down to straighten out her image.

Words filled her ears one after another, some were cursing, some were sympathetic, some were jealous, some were disgusted, some were silent, some were indifferent, some were watching indifferently, some were gloating, and some were waiting to watch the show.An Sheng Qiao Di felt that she was about to be overwhelmed by all kinds of emotions, and she felt that the space around her was being compressed, and the air was filled with terrible suffocation.

Interesting, really interesting, what they say is clearly different from what they think in their hearts.

Maybe it's because people think that it's the safest way to tell their hearts, but they think that their biggest secret, the thing they want to hide the most, and the side they try their best to hide are like being bolded and written on their faces. /naked/naked exposed in front of her.

An Shengqiao Di walked into the classroom and sat in her seat. Her seat was in the last row. Although it was not by the window, it didn't affect her sleep.Yes, for An Shengqiao Di, coming to school is nothing more than coming to sleep.

She knows many things, many of which are secrets.

An Sheng Qiao Di knew that the usually serious and polite math teacher had an affair, and the mistress gave birth to a daughter for him. He concealed all this from his wife and children. He always taught the students to be a responsible person. But whenever he said these things, he would think of his secret, maybe because of guilt.

An Sheng Qiao Di knew that Miss Ito, who was loved by everyone, was a person who liked to act low-key and become high-profile.She showed the side of her that she wanted others to see—low-key, humble, gentle, kind and helpful.But she also saw her high-profile, proud, patient, narrow-minded, and jealous.

An Sheng Qiao Di also knew that the caressing and mean-speaking Aunt Jing Tian from the next door was just a knife-mouthed bean curd, and her concern for others was all hidden under her indifferent appearance and alienating words.

Anson Qiaodi even knew that the bad discipline committee members who were feared by everyone in the school were maintaining the school in their own way.

The guy who looks like a good guy is not necessarily a good guy, and the group of people who look like social trash don't necessarily live up to their name.

Speaking of this, An Shengqiao Di wanted to sigh, man is really a very complicated advanced animal.When you don't understand someone, the other person will complain about your lack of understanding.But when you accidentally fail to grasp the speed and know too much of the other party's thoughts, he will become angry or wish you to go to hell immediately.

God knows, it's hard when a person knows too many secrets and doesn't tell them.It was like thousands of ants gnawing at the heart, painful and itchy.I can't wait to find someone to talk about it quickly.

But An Sheng Qiao Di knew that she couldn't say a single word.

"Yo~ good morning, An Qiao." The front seat moved, and the black-haired boy greeted her energetically.

"Good morning, Yamamoto-san. By the way, I have said it many times. I am An Sheng."

"Sasa, I forgot." Takeshi Yamamoto scratched his head.

[An Sheng is a mouthful, but An Qiao sounds cuter and kinder, doesn't he! 】

An Sheng Qiao Di heard the young man saying this in her heart, she sighed silently, "You did it on purpose."

Yamamoto's smile became brighter, and he rolled his eyes with a smile, "Ah, there is no such thing."

[No, haha, it was intentional. 】

An Sheng Qiao Di raised his eyebrows quietly, but replied, "That's fine." Who made you the boss' son...

Then she yawned heavily.

Ansheng Qiaodi is Luo Qiaodi.

After she returned to the real world from the reincarnation world, she found that things were not as she imagined.They were cheated!

She was reborn in this world as a newborn with the blood of Chaos.That's right, she inherited everything she had in the reincarnation world, even her appearance was almost the same.But she lost her companion who stood by her side—she tried to find it, but the result repeatedly made her depressed.

It is her personal skills that allow her to hear the voices of others,

— Joke of the clown.

——A level skill, knowing the essence.

——A level of mental power is required, and it will be invalid if the mental power is higher than that.

You must know that Luo Qiaodi's mental power was about to break through A-level in the world of reincarnation, and after becoming An Sheng Qiaodi, she did not neglect her practice, and her mental power had already reached S-level.But in this world, the spiritual power of most people only ranges from D-level to B-level.

An Sheng Qiao Di swears by the quality of her sleep, she really didn't deliberately use the skills, but some too strong inner voices were absorbed by her mental power, which gave her this ability similar to mind reading.If the other party has mental strength above B level, at most she can only roughly understand the mood, but not the specific inner voice.

But now, if she wants, she can know everyone's secrets; if she wants, she can know the exam questions for tomorrow's exam; if she wants, she can know your bank password or company secrets.

This might seem like a good idea, but it was a ridiculously ridiculous thing for her.

She can't expose the kindness of the guy who is not innocent; she can't argue with the innocent person who is misunderstood by others; she knows the deepest secrets hidden by the guys she hates, and she can't sarcastically take revenge...

The most important point is that this brand new world makes her very strange, although the background of the era is similar to her previous world.But after experiencing the power in the world of reincarnation, she found that she was not used to this calm and peaceful world.

Perhaps because she has been in the world of reincarnation for a long time, she is out of tune with the leisurely people around her.She kept thinking all the time, and her nerves were tense, and the abilities she had now couldn't make her feel better, instead, they were tempting her to walk down a dark path.

Bad things are easy to learn, since sin is like a self-sustaining crop.

Playing with people's hearts, flattering, intimidating, disrupting the law, and retaliating against society.

As long as she wants, she can become a genius criminal and stay at large for a long time, enjoying what hard-working people can't get in a lifetime. She doesn't even have to come to school, just kill whoever doesn't like her.

It's too easy for the "clown", isn't it!

You know, madness is a lot like gravity...

(Look, madness is like gravity...)

Sometimes allyouneedisalittlepush.

(Sometimes all it takes is a nudge.)

……

Ok,

Know you were waiting for the "but", so here comes the "but".

An Sheng Qiao Di believes that as an intellectual who has received nine-year compulsory education, she has received the moral training and etiquette influence of a foodie country since she was a child. Once you have the ability, you expect to do whatever you want to dominate the world and so on.

No, no, it's definitely not that she has a wicked heart or courage, she just has her own principles.

Hey... She said that so much that she felt guilty, and even wanted to cry.

Leaving aside this kind of powerless ability, is it really necessary to have this kind of lonely and miserable model of working and studying?She is now in this state of breaking three petals for one penny, no, eight petals to spend.

She, Anson Georgette,

Now he is in such an embarrassing situation, poor and down-and-out, a guy who can bend his waist for five buckets of rice and can't meet him.

So, under An Shengqiao Di's deliberation and simplification, this life is really not easy.

***

"Good evening, boss." An Shengqiao Di finished his day's study and came to the place where he worked.Her school uniform was wrinkled by her sleeping like pickles, but in order to maintain a good image when meeting the boss, she smoothed out the hair on her head.

"Yo, it's Adi, thank you for your hard work." Uncle Yamamoto was making sushi, and pointed in the direction of the kitchen, "It's just in time, I have accumulated a lot of dishes today."

An Sheng Qiao Di nodded, and walked into the kitchen with a dazed expression on his face.

【Why is this child in a trance today? Is he feeling unwell? 】

Passing by the boss, she heard him muttering in his heart.

Of course not, she denied.She is clearly in a trance every day, definitely not just today.But she was still very moved when she heard the boss say this.

Boss Yamamoto is a good person. She came to help in his shop two years ago, at best she just washed a few dishes.God knows how many were broken during the process, and they didn't care about it, and they didn't deduct her salary - it was all out of kindness and sympathy.

Oh, by the way, Boss Yamamoto's son is her classmate, that's right, that's Takeshi Yamamoto.

"By the way, Ah Di, is Ah Wu going to play baseball again?"

An Sheng Qiao Di turned around, "Yes, boss. The school baseball team practiced today."

"That's it." Uncle Yamamoto smiled, "It's better to be Adi, if you know, come here earlier. That brat in my family is really real."

That's because she will starve to death if she doesn't come out to work.

The ability she brought from the world of reincarnation can help her open the storage space stored in her sea of ​​consciousness, but obviously the auxiliary items and weapons in it cannot make her poor life easier, unless she uses it to rob banks, □□Or provide technical data.

But she doesn't want to do that, and she doesn't want to use her abilities to do some complicated work, because she has no motivation.

She is very satisfied with her current simple and monotonous work and life—it can also be said that this guy, An Sheng Qiao Di, volunteered to be as drunk as ordinary people in the wine jar of life

An Shengqiao Di murmured in his heart and continued walking, "Boss, I'm going to wash the dishes. Don't delay working hours." Otherwise, you, the one who pays the salary, will suffer.So, boss, you don't need to use these to give her time to rest.

【Alas... this child...】 He sighed, but An Shengqiao Di only heard a few words, not all of them.

She turned on the faucet, and the water rushed into the sink, and she picked up the rag to wash the dishes.An Shengqiao Di was holding a white porcelain dish soaked in water, from which she saw a guy with an expressionless face.

Oh, let her have a laugh!

She has nothing to cry about, even if she can't fight her father, at least she can work part-time, and the boss is very nice.She has a house to live in, so she won't freeze to death or starve.Even if she is out of tune with this world, she has long been used to it.

She pulled the corner of her mouth very hard.

Then, her lips curled into a big arc, like a sharp hook, with dead fish eyes, it is strangely permeating.

This is the iconic smile of "Joker".

This is uglier than crying!An Shengqiao Di drooped the corners of her mouth again, thinking it would be normal to remain expressionless.

There are more washed dishes, and there is a crisp sound when they are stacked and collided, which is very obvious in a quieter environment.

Her eyes were hollow, and she knew it.But she doesn't want to change.

So, why so serious?

She felt that it was not impossible to live simply for the sake of living.

That's actually pretty good, she thought.

An Sheng Qiao Di has heard a lot of strange and existential voices recently.

[Reborn, what are we going to do about this! 】

[Mafia or something, what the hell is it!How could such a thing happen! 】

These come from the very useless Sawada Tsunayoshi who performed on weekdays.

And that handsome boy who transferred from Italy was also very strange. He called Sawada Tsunayoshi Judaime, and he often thought in his heart, [Judaime, I will definitely be your most qualified right-hand man! ], 【Judaimu, you are the Tendaimu of Pengelie I identified! 】

There should be a necessary connection between the two, An Shengqiao Di thought.

However, it's none of her business.

Let alone the mafia, even if aliens are preparing to invade the earth, the end of the world is coming.She couldn't even arouse the slightest interest.

Sure enough, sleeping on the rooftop at noon is true love!An Shengqiao Di thought so.Lying on the ground, looking up, you can see the polluted sky and the white clouds floating leisurely, with the wind flowing in your breath.

An Sheng Qiao Di put her hands behind her head, and slowly emptied her mind. Only in such an environment where no one was around, could she not have to listen or think about anything.

"Wow!!! What is this."

[Ah ah ah!How could my bento become like this!Yes, is it poisonous? 】

The screams that suddenly exploded in his ears shook An Shengqiao, who was half asleep and half awake.

Ahhhhhh, really.Isn't that the voice of the newly promoted tenth generation of Pengelie!

She turned on her side, her head in her arms.Well, just pretend you didn't hear it. It sounds like a troublesome thing.After lying on the spot for a while, An Sheng Qiao Di realized that today's nap should come to an end.

"Okay, you can come out now."

Because she suddenly heard a childish voice.

[If you don't come out again... just kill it. 】

Hey, don't use plain words to cover up such a strong murderous intention!

An Sheng Qiao Di raised his eyelids helplessly, pulled his bangs, and walked out.

"That, that! Classmate An Sheng!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi held his head, looking in disbelief at the black-haired girl who walked out from behind the barrier, with a "dead" expression on his face.

"Yo, An Qiao. It's you!" Yamamoto was not affected at all, waving at An Sheng Qiao Di while eating his bento.

"It's Yamamoto and Sawada, oh... and this one..." An Sheng Qiaodi looked at the silver-haired boy squatting on the ground and covering his stomach with a face that he couldn't remember his name, "Well, I forgot..." (No forget, but not at all)

As she said that, she turned her head to look at the guy who forced her to show up. It was a little baby in a black suit and a black hat. It seemed to be only forty centimeters by visual inspection.However, the other party had a pair of calm and deep black eyes, and these eyes were staring at her, as if they could penetrate deep into the soul.

An Shengqiao Di blinked her dead fish eyes, and she swore by the money she wished she could pinch a penny into an eight-petal flower, this guy is either a dwarf or a rejuvenated child.She sensed a familiar smell from this person, the smell of death.

The faint murderous aura seemed to emanate from his bones, proclaiming that this person was absolutely full of blood.Moreover, this person's spiritual power is the highest she has ever seen, almost reaching the middle of A-level - this means that she can't fully hear the other person's voice without deliberately using skills, at most she can only distinguish emotions.

"Ciao, An Sheng Qiao Di." Reborn greeted her.

"Hey, Reborn. What do you want to do!" Tsunayoshi Sawada stared at Reborn with wide eyes, "Don't mess around, this is my classmate!" He cast a worried look at Ansheng Qiaodi.

An Shengqiao Di scratched her long hair, yawned leisurely, and glanced at Yamamoto, "Student Yamamoto, don't do things that make the boss worry." This guy named Reborn gave her a kind of zero-distance contact with crime. a feeling of.

"Hey, don't worry, we're just playing a mafia game!" Yamamoto smiled brightly, "Thank you~ An Qiao."

An Sheng Qiao Di ignored his thanks, she seemed to turn a blind eye to everything in front of her, and just walked forward with dull eyes.

Sawada Tsunakichi stared blankly at her walking back, muttering, "I don't know why, it feels so decadent...ah! Reborn, what are you doing, it hurts!"

Reborn took Len's transformed sledgehammer and smashed him on the head, "Stupid Gang, as a qualified family leader, you should learn to get closer to your subordinates."

"Reborn! When did An Sheng become my subordinate! Don't make up your own mind."

Yamamoto grinned and laughed, "Really? Is An Qiao also joining the Mafia game?"

At this time, they seem to have completely forgotten what happened.

Shouldn't the prison temple be sent to the infirmary first!Ah hello!

***

As a decadent Uncle Joe who is qualified to become a genius criminal with a hidden and severe second disease, she strongly suspects that her IQ is not on the same level as the world. This perception has become stronger and stronger recently, so strong that it almost overturned her. Outlook on life and the world.

Her classmates accepted the occasional explosions in the school very calmly, and from time to time they would transform into Sawada, who only wore floral shorts, and shuttle suspicious figures from time to time.

Uncle Qiao had to suspect that some kind of illusion had been cast on her classmates, otherwise how rough would this nerve be to ignore so many strange things.Well, it should be thick enough to accommodate a group of grass mud horses galloping past.

"An Qiao, An Qiao!" Yamamoto turned around and called out.

Uncle Qiao, who was lying on the table with his eyes closed, was interrupted. After spending two seconds understanding what had happened from the hearts of the people around him, she stood up calmly and walked to the podium.

"Ansheng Qiaodi, 95 points." The math teacher said seriously, "Even if the test scores are good, you shouldn't sleep during class."

"...Yes." Uncle Qiao lowered his eyes and replied weakly.

But what she was thinking in her heart was - the concubine couldn't do it without sleeping in math class!

With the spirit of admitting his mistakes and never repenting, Uncle Qiao closed his eyes until the end of get out of class.

"Hey, An Qiao." Yamamoto turned his head and tapped on the table, "An Qiao, the math teacher gave me extra homework, please, teach me to do math!" He clasped his hands together and looked at An Shengqiao expectantly. wash.

[In a sense, An Qiao is really powerful.Even though he was sleeping in class, he still got such a high score. 】

Uncle Qiao was very dissatisfied after hearing Yamamoto's aspirations.

Why is it in a certain sense, it is clearly very powerful in various senses.

However, as the boss's son, this guy's math is so sloppy that she can't bear to say that she is working for the boss. 20 points or something is completely unreasonable.Speaking of the boss giving her a bye today as a rest, she seems to have no reason to refuse.

"Okay." An Sheng Qiao Di nodded, "Then, please give me your advice, Mr. Yamamoto."

"Yoxi! That's great, thank you, Adi!" Yamamoto waved his fist happily.

Hey Hey hey!Don't call her "Adi" like a boss, please!An Sheng Qiao Di looked at the boy with shining eyes complicatedly in front of him, "Does he look like a boss..."

The black-haired girl sighed, her brows filled with a long-lost relaxation.

——In other words, this guy is not like anyone else,

——This guy is a little boss.