[Tutorial] The joke of the clown

—I waved the funny baton in my hand.

— ridiculous makeup covering my face.

——I was in the center of the stage, wearing old leather shoes and kicking non-stop.

——I know what you are thinking, and I want to make a joke with you.

- Then, you all laughed!

— I'm wearing a clown's funny top hat.

—Look at how ridiculous you are laughing.

—I am a clown, and so are you.

—anything will make the clown laugh out loud.

—Seeing the crying, the clown laughed.

- Seeing the blood, the clown laughed.

—The clown laughed when he saw death.

—The clown laughed when he saw the corpse.

——The clown dealt the cards flexibly, just listen to what he said...

— who was dealt the Ace of Spades,

- will die.

The bright red leaves along the exquisite poker, just like the gentleness of tears running down the cheeks.The clown on the card wears a half-crying half-smile mask, which is the smiling rose of the clown and a deadly invitation to death.

This is the clown's last cruel announcement, and it is also the clown's last tenderness of blood and tears.

--Hee hee hee hee hee hee,

——hahahahahahaha,

The clown laughed tirelessly, blood slithered, and was trampled under his feet like filth.

This is the world of clowns, and the clown is the king of this world.

Anson Qiaodi opened her eyes, and the clown who was facing her took off the mask of sad expression and revealed his face.

The clown broke free from the restraints and laughed wildly. The corners of his mouth curled up like sharp hooks, as if he was wearing another false mask.

This clown has the exact same face as An Sheng Qiao Di.

She seems to be saying something,

she's saying...

whysoserious

An Shengqiao Di woke up from this dream, and it was already dawn.

She rubbed between her brows, and sat up straight on the bed.Glancing at the alarm clock next to the bed, it was exactly 06:30.

Today is the school anniversary, and the students have a day off - this simple and rude way of celebrating won Uncle Qiao's heart!

Putting on a gray hoodie and black trousers, An Sheng Qiao Di was going to help out at the boss's house, and by the way, solve the problem of two meals at the workplace.Before work, An Shengqiao Di's breakfast was half a handful of rolled noodles left in the kitchen, with a little salt and green onions.

Noodles in clear soup are the most common food of An Shengqiao Di, which is convenient and filling.Although he was a member of the foodie country in his previous life, due to the economic model of saving what he can, he will get what he can now.

Listening to the boss [Adi is such a good boy], [Adi, this kid is getting more and more proficient. 】Uncle Qiao, who was so mentally active, seemed to be in a good mood as he brushed the plate and cut the ingredients.

"Adi, send the bento to my school boy! He's off to baseball practice!" Uncle Yamamoto said to An Shengqiao Di with the wrapped bento, "I'll prepare the ingredients on hand. "

An Sheng Qiao Di nodded and put down the kitchen knife in his hand.

"Adi, you come to work here with Uncle, Uncle is not going to squeeze your labor! As a thriving teenager, it is necessary to have rich hobbies and so on." [Just like my brat. 】

Uncle Qiao took the bento from his boss and said vaguely, "The little boss seems to have only one hobby."

Boss: "..." He seemed to have heard a knowing rant just now.

"Boss, I will try to go and come back quickly."

"Sasa, don't worry. At worst, uncle will let you take half a day off. It's okay!"

As a result, Uncle Qiao walked on the road to Bingsheng Middle School amidst the bright laughter of his boss.But before she got close to the school, the sound of bombs had already reached her ears.

What are the little boss and his pot-cracking friends doing... Are you going to blow up the school during the school celebration?

Although he had prepared in advance, Uncle Qiao still couldn't help awakening the true spirit of complaints when he saw Yamamoto in front of him nimbly avoiding the pursuit of tanks and chariots behind him!Why is there such a big commotion, the soldiers and civilians living around did not notice the abnormality, and the kind of nosy aunts did not come to investigate the truth in groups. In this way, it is hard to say that there is an enchantment in Bingsheng ……

Ah, how could she not believe in such a thing.

An Shengqiao Di glanced at the bento in her hand, should she deliver it, should she deliver it, or should she continue to deliver it...

In the end, he consolidated his outlook on life and the world. Uncle Qiao walked into the heavy war zone with his lunch box. He chose a remote, quiet corner with excellent feng shui. Taking advantage of a gap between attacks, he took a deep breath and tried to calm his dantian. .

Then, she shouted at the figure jumping over there: "Little Boss!!! Do you want to serve your father's bento!!!"

If Uncle Qiao could hear his own voice now, it would definitely be [Don't you dare to say no, Uncle Qiao, I'll slap you in the face! ! ! 】

……

……

Well, it seems that the yelling of this voice has no effect at all.The sound of explosions drowned it out.

The little boss probably didn't hear it at all.

That being said, she'd better find a safer place and wait for the little boss to end the chase.

"Little boss...your father...bento..."

Yamamoto, who was dodging the shells behind him, paused in surprise, "I think I heard Ah Di's voice!" Thinking, he jumped to the left, avoiding the bursting sparks behind him.

"Speaking of which, Ah Di is here to deliver food! Haha, I want to find out where she is!" Just as Yamamoto was dazed, the chariot behind him fired another cannonball.Yamamoto's relaxed expression froze, and he jumped to the side.

Oops, this is too bad, the landing point is very close this time!Yamamoto felt bad.

Just as he was secretly screaming, his body was suddenly hit by something, and he fell back on his back with this momentum, luckily allowing him to miss a little distance from the shell.

Dino, who was driving the chariot, was also frightened by this scene, and quickly stopped the chariot and got out, "Yamamoto, are you okay!"

Yamamoto sat on the ground, holding the "horizontal bar" bento in his hand, scratched his hair and smiled indifferently at Dino, "I'm fine!" He turned his head and looked along the path where the bento was thrown. The girl standing there had disappeared.

It really is Ah Di!He was called by his father to deliver the food, so he rushed back as soon as it was delivered.

Yamamoto stood up, carrying the bento, and said to Dino: "My bento is here, otherwise, let's eat first!"

If she could, she would never want to give lunch to the little boss again.

As a working girl who memorizes the eight honors and eight disgraces and has good professional ethics, she is a professional cleaning pot and dishwashing girl.

Let her stay in this kitchen full of food smell and dish soap foam!She would rather rot to death here.After cleaning all the [-] plates in the boss's house in one go.Uncle Qiao wiped the stove so critically that it was so shiny.

"Good job! Ah Di, I haven't seen this stove so new since I bought it." Uncle Yamamoto praised.

The same is praised, but the feeling of being praised by teachers or leaders is different!An Sheng Qiao Di shamelessly nodded.

"Yo, I'm back, Dad!" At this moment, Yamamoto's voice came from the door.

"Yo, you're back, Wu!"

As expected of the boss's family, the words and tone of speech are all in the same format.

"Yo, Adi." Yamamoto walked into the kitchen with a hearty smile on his face, "Come to give me a bento today, thank you~!" [But it still hurts to be hit!Hahaha, it would be great if Ah Di could be a little lighter next time. 】

There will be a next time... It's beautiful to imagine.

Uncle Joe looked at him expressionlessly, "A game planned by Reborn?"

"Yes! By the way, do you want to join this family game? I think it's quite interesting."

Alas... An Sheng Qiao Di took a deep look at him.

That guy named Reborn, I'm afraid he has his eyes on her, maybe he will come to find her in the next few days to join the pot...

She slowly pursed her lips, "Little boss, you should play baseball well."

"Yes, of course I will play baseball well, Adi." Yamamoto patted the girl on the shoulder, "Adi is an idiot!"

It's okay to think about it, but how did you say it so blatantly.

An Shengqiao Di thought so.

"Hey, brat!" Uncle Yamamoto patted his head, "Why are you talking to Ah Di?"

"Sasa, Ah Di won't care, we are friends." He showed his white teeth, "Isn't it, Ah Di?"

An Sheng Qiao Di twitched his eyes, then bowed his head to Uncle Yamamoto, "Boss, I'm going back first."

Her attitude fully demonstrated non-violence and unfriendliness, and vividly expressed her determination not to deal with the small boss.

But then again, the smiling face of the little boss is really nice,

——Like the sun shining through the dark clouds and haze after the rain.

must say,

Well, this is a smile that brings a good mood.