[Tutorial] The joke of the clown

Spring is approaching and the snow is melting.Although there is sunshine, the temperature on the mountain is still very low, close to zero.

The five of them were walking on the path in the forest. An Sheng Qiaodi put his hands in his pockets, listening to the conversation of Sawada and the others while walking.

"Reborn left me at the foot of the mountain and gave me this map." Tsuna took out the map from his pocket and sighed helplessly, "Thanks to him, I almost fell off the cliff."

Prison Temple: "This map is really simple."

Who said it wasn't... An Sheng Qiao Di was also looking at the map.There is nothing wrong with it, this is indeed a map, the route on it is fairly clearly marked, but when there is no direction and the point cannot be found, this map is useless.

"Ah, this is also part of the special training, come on!" Dino said.

"Haha! In that case, let's look around!" Yamamoto put his arms behind his head and was about to take a step.

"Wait a minute." An Sheng Qiao Di who hadn't spoken for a long time suddenly spoke and stopped him.

"What's the matter, Adi?"

An Sheng Qiao Di quietly hooked the corner of his mouth, "This map is useful."

After saying this, not only Yamamoto, but everyone else turned their heads to look at her.They all had expressions of "how do you say that?"

The corner of An Sheng Qiao Di's mouth curled into a slight arc, which was a bit weird upon closer inspection.

"I haven't known Reborn for a long time, but I still understand one thing. The training he gave was of a certain degree of difficulty. I don't think he asked us to come to the mountain just to suffer from the cold or walk through the maze. And..."

An Sheng Qiaodi took the map in Gang Ji's hand, and she folded it according to the original crease, and she ran her finger across the edge, "The edge of the crease is yellow and frayed, indicating that this map may have existed for a long time, It's not drawn recently. Then there's only one problem."

"What do you mean?" Sawada was puzzled.

An Sheng Qiao Di's voice was as calm as her expression, "The above information can at least explain one thing, Reborn didn't ask us to come here for special training on a temporary basis. And I'm wondering if this map is based on the mountain topography."

"What would it be if it wasn't a map drawn based on the topography of the mountain!" Prison Temple frowned.

"Haha, it's impossible to change the path of this mountain according to the map." Yamamoto pointed at the map.

An Shengqiao Di glanced at Shan Ben, and said, "Well, although my head is empty, it is fortunate that no water has entered. It is just as you said."

"What!" Sawada yelled in disbelief, "How is it possible!"

Yamamoto and Yuji were also surprised.

An Sheng Qiao Di ignored their surprise, and rubbed the dirt with his toes, "It snowed a few days ago, and there was snow on the mountain. The snow has melted a little recently, but because of the low temperature on the mountain, the water will freeze on the soil."

She looked in the direction of the sun, "Even if the sun can't reach it, but..." Her gaze turned to the place covered by layers of evergreen branches and leaves, "However, the soil around the trees will freeze to some extent of."

"...I see." Prison Temple nodded after pondering for a moment, "However, the soil is not frozen."

"To be precise, I just walked all the way and found some frozen. Some not, and the soil was a different color and rubbed loose. So, let me venture a guess at Mr. Reborn's thoughts."

He said "bold and presumptuous", but his expression was still loose, "He moved or added or subtracted trees according to this map, so that the general terrain here looks similar to this map. Then, this This map is probably a special training place, and after Mr. Reborn's reprint, this mountain and this forest are probably full of traps or hidden dangers. This is the real special training content."

The three of Sawada looked dull, as if they couldn't bear the spoiler.

"Mr. Reborn specially asked Mr. Dino to act with us, but did not let him stay with his subordinates (Anson Qiaodi has already learned about Dino's departmental system from Yamamoto and others), I don't think this is to help us To reduce the difficulty, I want to make the situation worse, and maybe the existence of Mr. Dino is also one of the special training items. And this map..." She unfolded and held it up, "Although it is not ruled out that Mr. Reborn gave Sawada Wrong maps increase the difficulty for us, or deliberately bury danger on the route guided by the map. But think about it in another way, Mr. Reborn may think that we are not smart enough, and if we don’t understand the map, we simply find the route by ourselves, thus getting lost trigger more traps and the like. So my conclusion is to temporarily trust the accuracy and minimal danger of this map."

Prison Temple: "What do you mean our IQ is not enough! Pay attention to the wording."

Tsuna: "But we really don't understand this map!"

Yamamoto: "Hahahaha! Adi, you said so much in one breath, I was shocked!"

Dino: "..." He is still here, is it really okay for you to say that!He's innocent, he really doesn't know what Reborn is training for.This is the rhythm of being shot while lying down!

An Shengqiao Di's long-winded rhetoric is like a glass plate, stirring the brains of several people who are half of the water and half of the face, and directly stir into a pot of batter.Sawada glanced at the girl holding the map, and said in embarrassment, "Ansheng, can you understand the map?"

The black-haired girl raised her eyelids and looked at him, "Speaking without thinking is equivalent to shooting without aiming. I don't like blind scanning."

Yamamoto: "So Ah Di understands it!"

An Sheng Qiao Di glanced at him, then nodded, "According to common sense, we can know that this is north." She pointed to the left direction, and then aligned the map with the direction of north and south according to the law of up north and down south, " The only thing we need to determine is where we are on the map." Her words became softer and softer, as if she was talking to herself: "Starting from the cliff just now, walk 266.7 meters to the left and turn right for 385 meters , turn left for 93.3 meters, turn right for 56.7 meters, then turn right for 20 meters and stay here. According to the direction on the right, it is calculated to be north, and we just started facing west..."

She muttered to herself, and turned the map from time to time, "Our walking route is northwest, northwest and east, and there are only three places that match the route. Calculate according to the length ratio, exclude this side and this side, and then calculate our location is here , located in the southeast of the forest."

Pointing to a place on the map, she turned to them and said, "So, this map is usable."

Yamamoto: "I just want to know what that 'common sense' is."

Prison Temple: "Unexpectedly, unexpectedly lost, I can't remember the route I took just now."

Sawada: "How is it possible, even the length of the route is known!"

An Shengqiao Di: "Tsk...terrible IQ." She snorted lightly, then calmly folded the map and returned it to Sawada, "Then, we're back to the question I wanted to ask at the beginning."

Her dark eyes were fixed on everyone, and her fringed bangs covered half of her eyelids.It was clear that he was still expressionless with no motivation, but he unexpectedly showed a bit of seriousness, "Should I follow the map or explore by myself, what should I do next."

Before the brains of Sawada and the others really turned around, a familiar voice appeared.

"It's really amazing to find the right location."

An Shengqiao Di looked towards the direction where the voice came from as expected, and said to himself: "Is that so? Because the matter was unexpectedly led to an unexpected direction, so I can only stop it and lead it to the right track." .”

Reborn dressed himself up as a giant chestnut, which looked cute and hung on a tree.

"Reborn! What is our special training!" Sawada yelled.

As a "hair chestnut", Mr. Reborn said very against the rules of nature: "I am for you, so I transformed this place into a mountain of death in Italy."

"Death, the mountain of death..." Hearing these words, Prison Temple's face became ugly, "The mountain of death is the secret training place of Pengo Lie, and the difficulty is ranked first in the world. Only one person can enter the world if a hundred people enter." return."

"What! Only one person can come back!" Sawada felt unbelievable and frightened.

The opposite attitude was Yamamoto. After laughing, he expressed his strong interest.

As for An Shengqiao Di, it seemed that the long speech just now took up all her speaking authority. She didn't say a word at first, but just looked around silently. Maybe no one thought she was just looking at the scenery this time.

After a period of "mobilization speech" before the official special training (threats but no lures), A Gang once again worked hard (subdued to the power) and embarked on the road of special training.Hmm... This time it was a little different, he was tied to the rocks under the waterfall, receiving the chills brought by the biting ice water and the wind.

He suddenly began to miss the time when they wandered and lost their way on the mountain just now, at least it was more like torture than this.

An Sheng Qiao Di was standing under a tree wearing a hood, and two steps away from her stood Yamamoto and Yuji Temple. After they verbally sympathized with Sawada's tragedy, Yamamoto began to turn his finger on the unsurprising death just now. Endless Uncle Joe.

Yamamoto put his hands behind his head, "Hey, Adi, how do you know the length of our walk?" His face was curious, showing the innocence of "I can't sleep well if I don't get the answer" look.

"As a baseball idiot, why would you ask such a question?" Prison Si squatted aside and frowned, then looked at An Shengqiao Di, "Cough... But you really should explain this question carefully."

Is this question critical?As long as the result is obtained, why do you need to know the calculation process.

After being reminded by the emotional leakage of the two, An Shengqiao Di knew the reason why they were so entangled in their hearts. It was all just a human instinct - driven by curiosity.

"People's habitual step length is almost the same. My average step is [-] centimeters. I can infer the length of the walking distance by counting the number of steps taken." An Shengqiao Di finally answered.

Yamamoto: "Is that so! The memory is so good."

Prison Temple: "..." If this guy is not joking, then she is crazy.

But at this moment, Yamamoto asked with great interest: "Then if you forget the number of steps, wouldn't it be bad! Is there a second way to answer it!"

This idiot, the prison temple was suspicious in his heart, this guy would believe this method that sounds very mysterious, right?An Sheng Qiao Di really figured it out, but he wanted to see what she would say next...

"Of course." An Sheng Qiao Di's plain answer blocked the prison temple's reverie, "she pulled out her hand from her pocket very calmly, and faced them with her wrist, "under normal circumstances, my pulse per minute is 1 times to calculate the sum of time.My pace is an average of 64 steps per minute, from which I can calculate the length. "

This made Prison Temple lose his mind at all.

If he still doubted the first method, then he couldn't help but not believe what An Sheng Qiao Di said now.He is convinced that a person cannot keep an accurate eye on his own pulse, let alone remember, in the process of action.

"Are you kidding me!" Prison Temple muttered.

An Shengqiao Di pursed her lower lip and shrugged her shoulders noncommittally.Ah, she said she wasn't joking, does anyone believe it?

In the eyes of others, these things are difficult to do, but for her it couldn't be easier.Just like eating, drinking and sleeping, it is a state of life.This is related to her ability. The main attribute of An Shengqiao Di's spiritual power is analysis.

No, no, don't think of planing, these are two concepts.

Analysis is a kind of analytical ability, dissecting information, analyzing data, and understanding the essence.Its biggest feature is to increase intelligence, increase intelligence and increase intelligence.According to An Shengqiao Di's words, it is the ability to turn a third-level mentally retarded person into a highly intelligent neuropathy.

Analyzing body data is the most elementary ability, and the pace, step length, and heart rate mentioned by An Shengqiao Di are only part of the analysis.As for the memory that Prison Temple questioned, it was even more nonsense to An Shengqiao Di.

Her memory is so good that she can report to you the monthly price list of supermarket sales; repeat what you said verbatim when you quarreled with her five years ago so as to achieve the purpose of reversing old accounts; You memorize shampoo instructions and the like.

Yes, you read that right, she can not only recite shampoo instructions, but also recite the raw materials of instant noodles and potato chips and the small advertisements posted on the road.How about it, does it have a strong breath of life!

——It’s good that she didn’t report the passwords of every household in Namori Town one by one!

An Shengqiao looked boredly at Sawada, who was dripping tears in the waterfall, and yawned lazily.

"I said Adi, the second method is really difficult!" Suddenly, Yamamoto turned to her and said, "I tried to feel the pulse, and it was there at first, but then it disappeared, which is really interesting , hahaha!" He laughed loudly, with the heartiness of the first day after the rain.

……

Tsk, this terrible IQ.

No matter what he said or what he did, she felt that he was so stupid that her eyes lit up.

An Sheng Qiao Di remained silent for a while, and finally, under the gaze of the young man with a smile, she forcibly opened her mouth and said:

"Well, you can look for your heartbeat on your neck, it may still be there."