[Tutorial] The joke of the clown
Chapter 3 Ridiculous Adventure (1)
Everything was as Uncle Joe had expected, and because of Reborn's deliberate arrangements, she gradually interacted more with the group of people in the pot.This situation was terminated during the Chinese New Year holiday, because their intersection - more.
Adhering to the good habit of being able to sit instead of standing, and lying down instead of sitting, Uncle Qiao collapsed on the sofa as if he had been half paralyzed.The boss gave her annual leave, and if she didn't have to work or go to school, she would have no motivation to go out at all.
She half closed her eyes and rested the back of her hand on her eyelids.
At this moment, she once again thought of her partners who fought side by side with her many times, captain Shi Xu, Yi Zuo, Asen and Xiao Zhenhe.Are they okay?Will he fall into a strange world like her? Do you think of her...
Did they get together and find that they couldn't find her no matter how hard they looked... Maybe they did, maybe they didn't find each other either.
He looked sideways at the photos on the coffee table.A beautiful brunette woman hugs a smiling child as they cuddle up to a tall, handsome man.A family of three immersed in a warm and happy atmosphere.Their smiling faces made An Shengqiao Di feel an indescribably complicated mood.
Think about it, she still spent a wonderful childhood with the cheap parents and cheap mothers here.
An Sheng Qiao Di let out a deep laugh, tinged with a bit of bitterness.If, she was just assuming, if they hadn't knelt for some strange reason, she would have looked different.Now that it's Chinese New Year, the smell of food will be wafting in the house. She can sleep until noon, listening to her mother scolding her as a lazy pig, and then she takes advantage of the opportunity to hide behind her father and act like a baby.
These are what she longs for, what she longs for...
Just think of it,
She gasped for breath as if she was about to suffocate, and then turned the photo upside down.
There was a loud "snap", as if something had broken.
Yes, it was a beautiful dream that was broken, it was her beautiful dream that was broken.
Well, she should face reality.
Let her think about it, whether she is serving dumplings or buckwheat on this big night...
Come on, let’s have buckwheat noodles. Nishimori doesn’t have the dumplings from her big foodie country.
Resigned to his fate, he got up from the sofa. An Sheng Qiao Di's state at this time was so good that he could be called a decadent uncle just by adding a cigarette.Opening the refrigerator, Uncle Qiao found out that the refrigerator was empty. It seemed that the few days of staying at home had consumed all the food she had hoarded.
This is because the house is overcast and rainy, and misfortunes never come singly.
After rummaging through boxes and cabinets for a long time, there were still half a pack of biscuits and a few cans of beer left.
Whoa, when did the beer stay!
She turned the bottle over and finally shook it.Pull it down, don't care about the shelf life, anyway, you can't die after drinking it.
Today is a dark day, which is equivalent to New Year's Eve in China.
Uncle Joe was lying on the sofa, eating soft biscuits and bitter beer.I have already made up my mind to get drunk.
"Ciao~An Sheng Qiao Di."
An Sheng Qiao Di took a sip of beer, and looked up at Reborn who was standing on her coffee table at some time.
"Oh, it's Mr. Reborn, hello." Her voice was hoarse and steady.
"You don't seem well," he said.
An Sheng Qiao Di didn't bother to pay attention to what he was saying in his heart, let go of her hand, and let the empty beer can roll from her hand to the floor, "Mr. Reborn, if you have anything to say, just say it."
"How about becoming the guardian of the tenth generation of Pengelie?" He said in a calm tone.
She had heard the word Vengley many times, and knew that it was the name of a fairly famous mafia in Italy.
The mafia, in her impression, was associated with crime.
Crime... She committed a lot of crimes in the world of reincarnation.
——But, when there is no need, who doesn't want justice?
She is now in a society ruled by law, and she always wants to be a good person and integrate into the world-but the result is not satisfactory.
"You mean..." She sat up and reopened a can of beer, "I join this family, and then kill people, set fire to rob banks and so on, is it free?"
"Guardians are more advanced than this." Reborn answered calmly.
"Oh." An Sheng Qiao Di raised his eyebrows and took a sip of beer, "Oh, so what I want to become is the management leader of an organized and disciplined criminal organization, responsible for planning strategies, intrigues, intrigues, etc. Black and black high IQ criminal activities?"
Reborn was strangely silent, but An Sheng Qiao Di got a positive answer from his emotions.
……
This actually sounds pretty exciting.
"Well, I will consider accepting this job." Anson Qiaodi thought for a moment, she stared into Reborn's silent black eyes, "Then I have a question for you, Mr. Reborn."
"..."
"Is there a year-end bonus for the organization's full board and lodging? Sir."
***
"I said, is Judaime really here?" Jidai looked around, surrounded by mountains, and there were few people at first glance, "Also, why did this guy come here?" He glanced dissatisfied An Sheng Qiao Di.
They were walking on the suspension bridge between the mountains, shaking slightly because someone was walking on it.
"Sasa, didn't Adi join the game very early?" Yamamoto laughed and patted Uncle Qiao on the shoulder.
Dino, who was leading the way, nodded, "An Sheng was specifically asked by Reborn to let me know."
Uncle Qiao didn't care about Prison Temple's attitude at all. She asked straight to the point: "Mr. Dino, what do we need to train here?"
"Hey..." Dino turned around in surprise, "It's strange, did Reborn tell you in advance? Didn't he say it was kept secret for the time being?"
Can she say that she heard it from the other party's heart...
Dino told the three of Reborn's arrangements very nonchalantly. He pointed to the mountain in front of him, "Gang is over there. Reborn said he has special training."
The temperature on the mountain was very low, An Sheng Qiao Di exhaled, "I have every reason to guess that we are here for 'survival in the wilderness'."
"Aha! Survival in the wilderness! That's really interesting." Yamamoto grinned.
Anson and Qiao Di silently glanced at him like this: "As Montaigne wrote, knowing your own ignorance is the surest way to know the world. Sure enough, you are not good enough to know the world."
Yamamoto: "Hey, although I don't understand, what you said, Adi, seems to be very powerful!"
Prison Temple: "She's just saying you're stupid."
Uncle Joe: "No, I'm saying he's ignorant."
Dino: "..." He doesn't really understand this.
[Although it has been said, but I feel that Adi and Adi are more like partners!Hahaha!That's great. 】
An Sheng Qiao Di found the person beside her exuding strong joyful emotions, she glanced at Yamamoto strangely, and found that he was smiling.The short black hair seemed to be sprinkled with sun crumbs, making it look fluffy.Both eyes are smiling and curved into crescent moons.
Uncle Qiao murmured in his heart, looking at the little boss reminded her of her partner Yi Zuo - they were all guys with bright smiles like sunshine.
The forest ahead gave her a bad feeling.This is an instinct of human beings to foresee danger. It was stimulated in countless moments of life and death in the world of reincarnation, and now it is firmly imprinted in her bones, like a dog's skin plaster-uncomfortable but effective.
To be on the safe side, she must use her mental power to investigate the environment now.Covering is a sub-attribute of her mental power. With her mind control, it covers a part of the forest in front of her in a targeted manner.Since it is only a sub-attribute, she can barely reach the level of detection and understanding, and is far from the level of detection, let alone being able to detect eight hundred things at once.
After receiving the feedback, An Sheng Qiao Di raised her eyebrows quietly. Reborn's so-called training seemed more interesting than she imagined.
"Help! I'm going to fall!" At this moment, everyone suddenly heard a cry for help. This voice was very familiar, and it was Gangji.
Dino, Yamamoto, and Jigoji had a look on their faces, and quickly rushed across the suspension bridge to the place where the sound came from.An Shengqiao Di still looked lazy, as if he didn't hear the cry for help.She followed behind the three of them, observing the surrounding environment unhurriedly.
After the three pulled up Sawada Tsunakichi who almost fell off the cliff, Ansheng Qiaodi walked over.
"Are you okay?" She asked Sawada, who was sitting paralyzed on the ground.
Gangji sighed, and smiled from her in a daze, "I'm fine, thank you."
"Tch, what's the use of you coming here now to be hypocritical, why didn't you come when we were saving Judaimu just now." Hearing this, Prison Temple frowned and said dissatisfied.
An Shengqiao Di's expression remained the same as before, she yawned and said, "You guys have rushed over, I don't need to worry."
Prison stared at her, as if trying to see her true thoughts.An Shengqiao Di rubbed his toes on the ground with a face of indifference, without saying a word, the atmosphere suddenly became weird and subtle.
"Well, it doesn't matter, Prison Temple." Gangji said.
"Haha, there's no way Ah Di can't run fast!" Yamamoto also said with a smile.
Ansheng Qiaodi was a little surprised by Sawada's smooth talk and Yamamoto's partial remarks.She suddenly remembered that the black blood team was always at odds at the beginning, from mutual suspicion to life and death.
When they didn't understand the timing, others were always suspicious of his inexplicable actions.
Although it was later proved that what he did was only part of the strategy, the timing was not properly explained beforehand.
Asen said a word to Shi Sequence at that time: "Partners need to communicate well, let us understand you before we can trust you."
An Sheng Qiao Di glanced at them, and there seemed to be a bit of helplessness in those dead fish eyes.There will be more intersections in the future, and these future partners should be familiarized with her style of doing things.
"I'm observing the surroundings. When saving people, someone should be aware of the situation, just in case." Ansheng Qiaodi said to the prison temple, and she added, "You can't rescue one and then take another one in."
Hearing this, Prison Temple narrowed its gaze, but said unforgivingly: "That's still too late..."
Yamamoto patted Uncle Qiao on the shoulder, "As expected of Adi, I never thought of such a thing."
You didn't expect it to be normal, after all, she is a professional, An Sheng Qiao Di thought shamelessly.
The strange atmosphere before was swept away, which made Sawada Tsunayoshi somewhat relieved.
Although I didn't have much contact with An Sheng before, I always feel that she is very reliable.He had nothing to do with the fact that Reborn was looking for his classmates to join the mafia all day long, but this was the case, so An Sheng was their partner.
Sawada looked at the prison temple and was arguing with Yamamoto and Ansheng. Yamamoto smiled and scratched his hair in response, but Ansheng didn't say a word.The sun casts a luxuriant light through the gaps in the trees.
Dino stood aside and did not intervene in this conflict.
He smiled, and he found that something seemed to change quietly with the mild sunlight.
——Everything is going in a good direction!
Adhering to the good habit of being able to sit instead of standing, and lying down instead of sitting, Uncle Qiao collapsed on the sofa as if he had been half paralyzed.The boss gave her annual leave, and if she didn't have to work or go to school, she would have no motivation to go out at all.
She half closed her eyes and rested the back of her hand on her eyelids.
At this moment, she once again thought of her partners who fought side by side with her many times, captain Shi Xu, Yi Zuo, Asen and Xiao Zhenhe.Are they okay?Will he fall into a strange world like her? Do you think of her...
Did they get together and find that they couldn't find her no matter how hard they looked... Maybe they did, maybe they didn't find each other either.
He looked sideways at the photos on the coffee table.A beautiful brunette woman hugs a smiling child as they cuddle up to a tall, handsome man.A family of three immersed in a warm and happy atmosphere.Their smiling faces made An Shengqiao Di feel an indescribably complicated mood.
Think about it, she still spent a wonderful childhood with the cheap parents and cheap mothers here.
An Sheng Qiao Di let out a deep laugh, tinged with a bit of bitterness.If, she was just assuming, if they hadn't knelt for some strange reason, she would have looked different.Now that it's Chinese New Year, the smell of food will be wafting in the house. She can sleep until noon, listening to her mother scolding her as a lazy pig, and then she takes advantage of the opportunity to hide behind her father and act like a baby.
These are what she longs for, what she longs for...
Just think of it,
She gasped for breath as if she was about to suffocate, and then turned the photo upside down.
There was a loud "snap", as if something had broken.
Yes, it was a beautiful dream that was broken, it was her beautiful dream that was broken.
Well, she should face reality.
Let her think about it, whether she is serving dumplings or buckwheat on this big night...
Come on, let’s have buckwheat noodles. Nishimori doesn’t have the dumplings from her big foodie country.
Resigned to his fate, he got up from the sofa. An Sheng Qiao Di's state at this time was so good that he could be called a decadent uncle just by adding a cigarette.Opening the refrigerator, Uncle Qiao found out that the refrigerator was empty. It seemed that the few days of staying at home had consumed all the food she had hoarded.
This is because the house is overcast and rainy, and misfortunes never come singly.
After rummaging through boxes and cabinets for a long time, there were still half a pack of biscuits and a few cans of beer left.
Whoa, when did the beer stay!
She turned the bottle over and finally shook it.Pull it down, don't care about the shelf life, anyway, you can't die after drinking it.
Today is a dark day, which is equivalent to New Year's Eve in China.
Uncle Joe was lying on the sofa, eating soft biscuits and bitter beer.I have already made up my mind to get drunk.
"Ciao~An Sheng Qiao Di."
An Sheng Qiao Di took a sip of beer, and looked up at Reborn who was standing on her coffee table at some time.
"Oh, it's Mr. Reborn, hello." Her voice was hoarse and steady.
"You don't seem well," he said.
An Sheng Qiao Di didn't bother to pay attention to what he was saying in his heart, let go of her hand, and let the empty beer can roll from her hand to the floor, "Mr. Reborn, if you have anything to say, just say it."
"How about becoming the guardian of the tenth generation of Pengelie?" He said in a calm tone.
She had heard the word Vengley many times, and knew that it was the name of a fairly famous mafia in Italy.
The mafia, in her impression, was associated with crime.
Crime... She committed a lot of crimes in the world of reincarnation.
——But, when there is no need, who doesn't want justice?
She is now in a society ruled by law, and she always wants to be a good person and integrate into the world-but the result is not satisfactory.
"You mean..." She sat up and reopened a can of beer, "I join this family, and then kill people, set fire to rob banks and so on, is it free?"
"Guardians are more advanced than this." Reborn answered calmly.
"Oh." An Sheng Qiao Di raised his eyebrows and took a sip of beer, "Oh, so what I want to become is the management leader of an organized and disciplined criminal organization, responsible for planning strategies, intrigues, intrigues, etc. Black and black high IQ criminal activities?"
Reborn was strangely silent, but An Sheng Qiao Di got a positive answer from his emotions.
……
This actually sounds pretty exciting.
"Well, I will consider accepting this job." Anson Qiaodi thought for a moment, she stared into Reborn's silent black eyes, "Then I have a question for you, Mr. Reborn."
"..."
"Is there a year-end bonus for the organization's full board and lodging? Sir."
***
"I said, is Judaime really here?" Jidai looked around, surrounded by mountains, and there were few people at first glance, "Also, why did this guy come here?" He glanced dissatisfied An Sheng Qiao Di.
They were walking on the suspension bridge between the mountains, shaking slightly because someone was walking on it.
"Sasa, didn't Adi join the game very early?" Yamamoto laughed and patted Uncle Qiao on the shoulder.
Dino, who was leading the way, nodded, "An Sheng was specifically asked by Reborn to let me know."
Uncle Qiao didn't care about Prison Temple's attitude at all. She asked straight to the point: "Mr. Dino, what do we need to train here?"
"Hey..." Dino turned around in surprise, "It's strange, did Reborn tell you in advance? Didn't he say it was kept secret for the time being?"
Can she say that she heard it from the other party's heart...
Dino told the three of Reborn's arrangements very nonchalantly. He pointed to the mountain in front of him, "Gang is over there. Reborn said he has special training."
The temperature on the mountain was very low, An Sheng Qiao Di exhaled, "I have every reason to guess that we are here for 'survival in the wilderness'."
"Aha! Survival in the wilderness! That's really interesting." Yamamoto grinned.
Anson and Qiao Di silently glanced at him like this: "As Montaigne wrote, knowing your own ignorance is the surest way to know the world. Sure enough, you are not good enough to know the world."
Yamamoto: "Hey, although I don't understand, what you said, Adi, seems to be very powerful!"
Prison Temple: "She's just saying you're stupid."
Uncle Joe: "No, I'm saying he's ignorant."
Dino: "..." He doesn't really understand this.
[Although it has been said, but I feel that Adi and Adi are more like partners!Hahaha!That's great. 】
An Sheng Qiao Di found the person beside her exuding strong joyful emotions, she glanced at Yamamoto strangely, and found that he was smiling.The short black hair seemed to be sprinkled with sun crumbs, making it look fluffy.Both eyes are smiling and curved into crescent moons.
Uncle Qiao murmured in his heart, looking at the little boss reminded her of her partner Yi Zuo - they were all guys with bright smiles like sunshine.
The forest ahead gave her a bad feeling.This is an instinct of human beings to foresee danger. It was stimulated in countless moments of life and death in the world of reincarnation, and now it is firmly imprinted in her bones, like a dog's skin plaster-uncomfortable but effective.
To be on the safe side, she must use her mental power to investigate the environment now.Covering is a sub-attribute of her mental power. With her mind control, it covers a part of the forest in front of her in a targeted manner.Since it is only a sub-attribute, she can barely reach the level of detection and understanding, and is far from the level of detection, let alone being able to detect eight hundred things at once.
After receiving the feedback, An Sheng Qiao Di raised her eyebrows quietly. Reborn's so-called training seemed more interesting than she imagined.
"Help! I'm going to fall!" At this moment, everyone suddenly heard a cry for help. This voice was very familiar, and it was Gangji.
Dino, Yamamoto, and Jigoji had a look on their faces, and quickly rushed across the suspension bridge to the place where the sound came from.An Shengqiao Di still looked lazy, as if he didn't hear the cry for help.She followed behind the three of them, observing the surrounding environment unhurriedly.
After the three pulled up Sawada Tsunakichi who almost fell off the cliff, Ansheng Qiaodi walked over.
"Are you okay?" She asked Sawada, who was sitting paralyzed on the ground.
Gangji sighed, and smiled from her in a daze, "I'm fine, thank you."
"Tch, what's the use of you coming here now to be hypocritical, why didn't you come when we were saving Judaimu just now." Hearing this, Prison Temple frowned and said dissatisfied.
An Shengqiao Di's expression remained the same as before, she yawned and said, "You guys have rushed over, I don't need to worry."
Prison stared at her, as if trying to see her true thoughts.An Shengqiao Di rubbed his toes on the ground with a face of indifference, without saying a word, the atmosphere suddenly became weird and subtle.
"Well, it doesn't matter, Prison Temple." Gangji said.
"Haha, there's no way Ah Di can't run fast!" Yamamoto also said with a smile.
Ansheng Qiaodi was a little surprised by Sawada's smooth talk and Yamamoto's partial remarks.She suddenly remembered that the black blood team was always at odds at the beginning, from mutual suspicion to life and death.
When they didn't understand the timing, others were always suspicious of his inexplicable actions.
Although it was later proved that what he did was only part of the strategy, the timing was not properly explained beforehand.
Asen said a word to Shi Sequence at that time: "Partners need to communicate well, let us understand you before we can trust you."
An Sheng Qiao Di glanced at them, and there seemed to be a bit of helplessness in those dead fish eyes.There will be more intersections in the future, and these future partners should be familiarized with her style of doing things.
"I'm observing the surroundings. When saving people, someone should be aware of the situation, just in case." Ansheng Qiaodi said to the prison temple, and she added, "You can't rescue one and then take another one in."
Hearing this, Prison Temple narrowed its gaze, but said unforgivingly: "That's still too late..."
Yamamoto patted Uncle Qiao on the shoulder, "As expected of Adi, I never thought of such a thing."
You didn't expect it to be normal, after all, she is a professional, An Sheng Qiao Di thought shamelessly.
The strange atmosphere before was swept away, which made Sawada Tsunayoshi somewhat relieved.
Although I didn't have much contact with An Sheng before, I always feel that she is very reliable.He had nothing to do with the fact that Reborn was looking for his classmates to join the mafia all day long, but this was the case, so An Sheng was their partner.
Sawada looked at the prison temple and was arguing with Yamamoto and Ansheng. Yamamoto smiled and scratched his hair in response, but Ansheng didn't say a word.The sun casts a luxuriant light through the gaps in the trees.
Dino stood aside and did not intervene in this conflict.
He smiled, and he found that something seemed to change quietly with the mild sunlight.
——Everything is going in a good direction!
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