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"..."

I was silent for a while, trying to say something, but in the end I decided to save Nakahara Chuya some face and not expose him.

After all, there are too many loopholes in what he said... If he hadn't eaten it, how would he know that calcium tablets are useless and a lie?It seems that I have worked hard for my height...

Nakahara Chuya lied just to protect his poor self-esteem. I think I should be a fool and automatically ignore his flawed speech, lest he get angry and try to kill me after being exposed on the spot.

By the way——Since it seems that Zhongyuan Zhongya hasn't grown in size for so many years, then I think he won't grow in the future either.

In other words, I can use his standard height of 1.6 meters as a benchmark to measure my height with confidence!

After all, although Zhongyuan Zhongye is not growing anymore, I am still growing.

Calcium papaya with milk, never missed.

After finishing the awkward conversation with Chuya Nakahara, I went straight to the floor where the interrogation room was located.

I stood at the door and stopped suddenly when I was about to open the door and go in.

There are people inside.

But there is no trace of forced intrusion here, so it should not be the enemy, but someone inside the port mafia.After all, it is basically impossible to invade the headquarters of the port mafia and go deep into the interrogation room.

Is it true that the supernatural beings owned by the port mafia are just decorations?

I reached out and pushed the door open.

The interrogation room didn't have the standard horror movie scene I imagined—a long-haired woman with a terrifying face and a fluttering white dress under the flickering lights.

It was Osamu Dazai.

Yes, that's right, Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai was still hanging upside down.

His black coat was taken off and hung on the side. Anyway, I don't know how this man did it. In short, he tied his feet with ropes and hung himself upside down from the roof.

——It has to be said that this man is really a suicide ghost.

When I walked in, I happened to be at eye level with him, face to face with the shock of Osamu Dazai.This shape like a hanged ghost brought a great impact to my heart in an instant.

Maybe Osamu Dazai didn't think it was enough, he was afraid that he would not die quickly enough, so he locked his wrists with handcuffs... Didn't I say that his brain was flooded?

"Mr. Dazai," I stared at him, and said slowly, "What is your business in the interrogation room?"

"Oh." Osamu Dazai answered me with a less relaxed tone than before, probably because of the upside-down posture, and his voice felt a little tight in the chest and short of breath.

"See that book over there? That's my favorite, a book called The Complete Suicide Manual."

My gaze followed him to the side.On the table was a thick looking book with the words Complete Suicide Manual written on the cover.The color palette is gloomy and uncomfortable.

I casually flipped through the contents: this book records many methods of suicide.

In my opinion, every method is extremely desperate, and it is the kind of people who are afraid that they will not die fast enough or fast enough.

In short, this book is a perfect match with Osamu Dazai.

"So, Mr. Dazai, did you decide to practice after reading this book?" I looked up at Osamu Dazai, "Although this will kill you, it will be very painful, and you are not vigorous at all."

"If you hang upside down for a long time, your brain and organs will be congested with blood. If you suddenly stand on the ground, your head will explode and you will die immediately due to blood congestion. Is this the way you expect to die?" I asked. Very calmly described the shortcomings of this method of suicide to Dazai Osamu, "The appearance of the head exploding and the blood splashing out must not be very beautiful."

I feel that Osamu Dazai seems to be persuaded by me, "Mr. Dazai, such a way of death is really painful, super painful, even if you want to commit suicide, you don't have to choose such a painful way, just treat yourself a little better." I draw out the tone.

Osamu Dazai began to think: "From this point of view, it seems that I can only choose another suicide method as Yayoi said."

Next, I watched Osamu Dazai fold his waist and loosen the restraints on his feet in a very relaxed way.Then he turned over neatly and stepped on the ground.

...What are you doing? Is there any point in committing suicide? ? ?

I think this guy is very skilled in doing this kind of thing, if he can't hold on anymore, he will definitely let himself go!

"Ah, Yayoi." He fiddled with the handcuffs and asked me with a smile, "Where are the keys for the handcuffs?"

I sneered and rolled my eyes: "I won't tell you."

"Huh? Don't go too far. Anyway, we are working together."

"What kind of business is it? It's obvious that you have been ordering me around!" I complained back unceremoniously. After all, he is asking for something from me now. If I don't seize this opportunity to suppress Osamu Dazai openly, I will really is a big fool.

"Mr. Dazai, please stay as far away from me as possible next time when you choose a suicide location. Anyway, don't appear in front of me, okay? You know that I will never let you go if I see you committing suicide, right? What do you mean by doing it in front of me specially? Is it fun to tease me?"

As I was talking, I felt a little angry, and glared at Osamu Dazai fiercely, "If you continue to behave like this, I will ask you for mental damage compensation."

"Hey?" Osamu Dazai dragged out his tone, with a fake look of grievance on his face, "Are you really not going to give me the key? Yayoi, are you so unfeeling?"

"Really, really, really!"

I emphasized three times to show my firm position.

"That's it," Osamu Dazai sighed, "There is no other way."

He said so sadly, but a mysterious smile appeared on his face in the next second.Osamu Dazai snapped his fingers, and the handcuffs on his wrists were released in response, and the silver handcuffs fell to the ground with a crisp sound.

There was an obscure smile in the boy's iris-colored eyes.

I froze in place, not knowing what to say.

This guy... I'm dumbfounded, Yokohama Lock King?

"Since you are unwilling to give me the key, Yayoi, I can only use a rougher method."

fart.

I cursed in my heart.

"Mr. Dazai is too mean, isn't he? You can open it yourself, but you still want me to find the key for you?"

Sorry, I just want to insult Osamu Dazai right now.

"It's because I like Yayoi so much." Osamu Dazai said relaxedly, "That's why I chose to sit here as a good place for me to commit suicide."

It is obviously because the interrogation room has the most complete tools, which is convenient for you to use, right?

I don't believe Osamu Dazai's nonsense at all.

My tone and mood became very bad: "All in all, Mr. Dazai——you scared me, and I ask you to pay me for mental damage. It's best to settle the bill together with the extra overtime wages you used to use me before."

Osamu Dazai draped the windbreaker hanging on the side again on his shoulders, walked into me slowly, and finally bent down slightly.His face was very close to mine.

"If Yayoi can keep watching me, then I can pay you as many times as you want."

I was stunned, and after a moment of silence, I forced a smile and said, "You seem to mean that you are going to spend your wages to find errands, thugs and babysitters at the same time? I won't do such a loss-making business."

With my knees, I know that Osamu Dazai's words must have some deep meaning, but I don't have any intention to explore the deep meaning of Osamu Dazai.Who knows if he really has a bad taste or has another purpose?

"Don't be like this," he smiled at Mimi, and he didn't mean to be sad after being rejected by me at all, "I'm always waiting for Yayoi to change his mind."

"Then you just wait." I stared at him in a straight voice, and said every word, "I will never give in in this life."

***

I think the god of thieves has a grudge against me.

It actually made me encounter the scourge of Osamu Dazai again after get off work at night.

There is a famous dessert shop in Yokohama.The most famous is their special water steamed buns.This is probably the only thing I can find that still has the shadow of Academy City.

Water mantou is very similar to wagashi, but the melt-in-your-mouth, soft and sweet taste is really incomparable to wagashi.

But it is very sad that the steamed buns made by this store are limited each time, and the purchase is limited.Basically every morning when the store opened, it was sold out, and I was still working at that time, so I didn't have time to buy at all.

After the work was over, it was of course sold out.

I was done for the day, and after get off work I was just going to try my luck.But I didn't expect Osamu Dazai to be there, but it looks like he's going to buy wagashi.

Ah, not water buns.

I saw Osamu Dazai from a long distance away, and I hesitated for a while, wondering if I should go forward, because I always felt that nothing good would happen.

But it was too late when I wanted to leave, Osamu Dazai had already seen me.Not only did he see me, but he also greeted me and called me to hurry over.

In this case, I resigned myself to go up.Osamu Dazai was very happy to see me, and I knew what he was happy about in the next second—"Thank you for coming. I don't have any money with me now, please ask Yayoi to pay the bill for me."

"???"

A few question marks slowly floated out of my head, "You usually don't squeeze me enough, are you going to squeeze me after get off work?"

The pretty clerk pursed her lips and smiled slightly, "Are you two a couple? The relationship is really good."

"No..." I just wanted to deny the beautiful lady's statement, but the next second, the lady clerk successfully silenced me.

"Our store is holding an event. Couples who buy two wagashi can only buy one water mantou."

I was silent for a second.

It seems that it's just a verbal admission, and it doesn't matter, right?Anyway, Osamu Dazai, the Yokohama Qianrenzhan, would definitely not admit it. Others are easy to talk about, but the opportunity to buy water steamed buns is hard to come by... Even if you talk about it, you won't lose a piece of meat.

"That's right," I immediately gave in, "As you can see, he is my boyfriend."

As expected, Osamu Dazai didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, as if he had expected it.

As if he really was my boyfriend, he stretched out his hand to wrap my shoulders very naturally, "Yes, that's right. Yayoi is my lovely girlfriend."

"……Hey."

Suddenly a voice wafted from behind my ear.

Wait, this voice seems familiar... It seems to be Accelerator's voice?No, no way...

My brain froze immediately, I turned my head stiffly and slowly, Accelerator wearing a black striped shirt with a white background was standing behind me.

There was a half-smile on his face, and his voice was serious and playful.

"I don't know when you made a scumbag as your boyfriend."

He... fuck, what did I do wrong? ? ?

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