My undercover organization eats jujube pills

I feel like I'm not doing anything.

Why are things like this?

Logically speaking, Accelerator doesn't go out much, so the possibility of appearing in such a place is very small.

It can be said that except for the fact that he is not fat, his basic living habits are completely in tune with those of the dead fat house.

As long as he has a stock of convenience food and canned coffee at home, he won't go out unless necessary.Except for the tasks that must be done, Accelerator basically stays at home all day as a dead home boy.

Accelerator was not very willing to go out because he was afraid that if he had a conflict with others, he would accidentally kill him.

So why on earth did he go downstairs today?Obviously, I don't know what tasks he has to do today... Or is this guy a whim?

If it was just on a whim, wouldn't it be too unlucky to be bumped into by me...

Unfortunately.

I'm so unlucky.

"That..." I said cautiously, "...will you listen to my explanation?"

"It's our first meeting, I'm Dazai Osamu, Yayoi's trustworthy colleague." Dazai Osamu leaned out from beside me, and greeted Accelerator with a smile, "Are you the man who lives with Yayoi?"

After hearing Osamu Dazai's words, the shop assistant's eyes became very complicated for a moment.

I think I can understand this clerk lady.

After all, no matter who is in front of such a big triangle drama - a woman who has a boyfriend but lives with other men is clearly a typical scumbag, so if she is caught by her real boyfriend and overturned, it must be a matter of course things.

Most people will just say "serve it right".

But it's one thing to eat melons, it's another to have this happen to me.I don't want to be the butt of jokes that are frequently brought up by others after dinner.

Besides, I have never done this kind of thing before, so why should the shit pot be buckled on me? ? ?

Seriously speaking, it's clear that this Yokohama Thousand Killer who has been soaked in beautiful sisters is the real scum, right?People who are crazy about her face, wake me up—! ! !

"Your face that hides your head and shows your tail," Fang Accelerator said vulgar words again, "you really make people sick when you smile."

My face was full of despair, and I tried to struggle again: "That... Actually, I want to take home steamed buns for you to eat."

I racked my brains to make up a lie and go back: "Look, you always stay at home, and you usually just drink canned coffee or something. Does this just go with coffee? Hahaha..."

In the end, I couldn't write any more.

This kind of lame lie... Fang Accelerator, whoever has a brain, wouldn't believe such a lame lie.

"Ah?" Accelerator looked at me like an idiot, "Do you think I'm an idiot?"

No... obviously you think I'm an idiot, right?

"You want to lie to me with such a clumsy lie. After all, you just want to protect this disgusting man who is a vile person, right?"

"No, not really." I immediately refuted him, "If you plan to hit him with a sack one night, I'm very happy, and I can also help you put a sack on him."

"Hey, Yayoi, I already know what you said about wearing a sack."

I ignored Osamu Dazai: "But in public, if I do this, my salary will be deducted."

When it came to the words deducting wages, my voice was close to choking.

"When there is no one around, you can hit him any way you want, and I can help you fight together!"

"Huh? Yayoi is too much," Osamu Dazai said standing behind me. "Obviously I'm your boyfriend."

"Mr. Dazai, enough is enough."

The corners of my eyes twitched, I didn't dare to imagine Fang Accelerator's expression at this time.

"Eh——" He dragged out his tone, and it seemed that he didn't care about Accelerator's existence at all from his tone, "Obviously I was Yayoi's boyfriend who I personally admitted, but now I turn my face and deny him."

It seems that due to the gradual decrease in the presence of Accelerator in the eyes of Osamu Dazai, Accelerator is really unhappy with the situation of being ignored.

"You two flirt like no one else."

It’s over.

I looked at Accelerator's face at this moment.

Under the boy's white messy hair, there are scarlet pupils, and the corner of his mouth is pulled into a cold smile due to the muscles of his face.

Why does this kind of Shura field always have my name?I really don't need it at all! ! !

And this kind of Shura field, no matter what happens in the middle, it is inevitable to be beaten.

Not only Osamu Dazai will definitely be beaten, but I will also be beaten.It's just that the difference is heavy, light, early, and late.

"Mr. Dazai," I said with a sad tone and desolate expression, "how about you run away, I can't keep you. If I can see you again after today, then we are good sisters who share weal and woe."

"I don't really want to be a good sister or something..." Dazai Osamu was still in the mood to complain to me, "Is the little brother who lives with you so powerful?"

"He often abuses me domestically. I belong to the kind that is hung up and hammered by him." I replied numbly.

Accelerator walked over step by step, the clerk seemed determined to watch this love triangle show, and didn't even make a call to the police.

Although calling the police in Yokohama is not as effective as calling the port mafia headquarters, the police are police anyway... But in the organization in Yokohama, the force value of the police belongs to the bottom one, and they have no status.

"It doesn't matter how powerful he is." Dazai Osamu was not afraid at all, "After all, my supernatural ability "Disqualification in the World" is effective for all supernatural abilities, without a single case..."

Before he could finish his last word, Accelerator's iron fist sanction had already arrived at the scene.

The speed at which he suddenly accelerated was beyond the ability of ordinary humans to react.He rushed in front of Osamu Dazai in an instant, and punched Osamu Dazai's pretty face that he used to deceive girls with a punch that was blessed by some unknown.

When I saw Osamu Dazai being slapped in the face, I actually felt distressed, and almost shouted "don't slap the face" for him, but luckily I restrained myself.

So Osamu Dazai was pitifully beaten into the wall.

The human body was smashed into a huge depression.Bricks fell from the roof every now and then and smashed to pieces on the ground.

I subconsciously stretched out my hand to cover my face, unwilling to see the tragic situation of Osamu Dazai again.

That's why I told you to run away, you idiot Dazai Osamu.

Disqualification in the world is indeed effective for all supernatural powers, but it is a superpower.Even if Accelerator is weakened, he is still much stronger than me.

Isn't it a matter of minutes to beat Osamu Dazai with such an ability?Even if Accelerator becomes weaker, it doesn't mean Osamu Dazai becomes stronger.It's okay if it's long-distance, but it's such a close-range direct physical combat.

Osamu Dazai, who is also half-baked in physical skills, is definitely no match for Accelerator who has superpowers.

I silently lit a few candles for Osamu Dazai in my heart.

Mr. Dazai, if you don't die, you won't die, I hope you know.

The lady clerk who was eating melons and watching the bustle was not surprised when she saw that Osamu Dazai was punched into the wall and made a dent.

The mood is very calm, naturally it seems that he has experienced this kind of thing countless times and is extremely proficient.

So how bad is the law and order in Yokohama?

From the point of view of the clerk, this is actually a matter of when to make trouble.

"Hey, that one over there." Accelerator looked at me.

"Call me by my name. What's that over there?" I protested dissatisfied.

"Idiots are not eligible to be called by their first names," he clicked his tongue, "Go home."

"Okay." I agreed to him twice. I wanted to leave directly, but after thinking about it, since I was so miserable because of this steamed bun, I would be really sorry for my misfortune today if I didn't buy it.

So I folded it back again, took out two [-] yuan bills, put them on the counter and handed them to the clerk, "Please give me a box of steamed buns."

"No, this is only for couples." The clerk answered me.

"No, you made a mistake." I looked at her sincerely, "Actually, that one just now wasn't my boyfriend. Now this one is my real boyfriend. You heard it too, we lived together just now."

"...Okay then." The clerk was silent for a while, probably because she thought it was not easy for me to eat in one bite, so she sold me the steamed buns.

Carrying the box of steamed buns, which were not easy to come by, I happily went back to the apartment with Accelerator, leaving Osamu Dazai alone to think about life... It seemed that no one called an ambulance for him.

But I think it is said that the scourge will last for thousands of years.

Dazaizhi is probably the kind of person with a very tenacious vitality, who can live for tens of thousands of years without any problems.

***

I am too naive.

I thought that after Accelerator beat Osamu Dazai, the fire would be over, but this is not the case-I really can't escape the fear of being dominated by Accelerator.

If anyone had been in the apartment next door to me that night, I could have heard my hog-killing screams coming from the apartment.People who don't know may think that some murder happened here.

My conscience, what did I do wrong?

I pressed on the place where I was hurt by Accelerator, and stared at Accelerator aggrievedly: "Take a step back, even if I make Osamu Dazai your boyfriend, what does it matter to you? You are not my mother!"

"Even if it's not Dazai Osamu now, there will be Dazaiguchi and Dazai X in the future!"

"It has nothing to do with me?" He raised his eyebrows and repeated my words, reaching out and pinching my chin, forcing me to look up at him, "What did you say that night? Let me help you recall it ——'I need you', you said that right, right?"

"That's right..." I frowned and said, "But what does this have to do with my boyfriend?"

"Then what do you mean when you say such things to a man at night? Do you stand up again?" From his eyes, I can clearly see my reflection, and I can clearly see the girl's frowning expression , "In this case, it's not wrong for me to screen out the three bad ones, right?"

I'm at a loss for words.

Indeed, if you look at it from another person, if I say that kind of words at that time, that place, it will indeed make people misunderstand whether there is any other ambiguous meaning in these words.

And I said that kind of thing... In the final analysis, it is because Accelerator has no interest in me?Now, like a parent who discovers a child's puppy love, he comes to blame me...

His voice was gloomy, "You have been released for two years, and you are getting better and better, Yayoi Yagisawa."

"That scumbag with a disgusting smile is not a good thing. You are getting more and more courageous if you dare to hang out with that kind of person."

"I don't have that kind of thing. Don't make it sound like I'm some kind of blooming woman." I wanted to roll my eyes, but I held back.How did Accelerator's brain circuit turn to such a place?

Didn't time going back in time cure his brain damage?

"I said that because..." I breathed out, annoyed.

"Fang Accelerator, aren't you X indifferent? I see that girls only wear underwear in front of you, and you don't react at all?"

"Actually, I doubted whether you were Yang..."

I shut up right away - but... seems like it's too late?