[Naruto] The political value of the founding group is full!

【War and Sudden Work (1)】

Joint military exercises.

Mizukage pointed to the turret on the Konoha warship: "Is the caliber different from the ones from the previous two years?"

"No," Uchiha Madara replied with his blood-red pupils open, "I didn't find it with Sharingan, so you must be wrong."

Fengying pointed to the sky: "What was it that flew over just now?"

"Nothing," Hinata Masasumi replied with bloody eyes, "I didn't see anything with the white of my eyes, so you must be wrong."

Lei Ying pointed to the bottom of the water: "What flashed past just now?"

"Nothing," Thousand Hands disappeared for two seconds, and replied when it reappeared, "I didn't find it with Flying Thunder God, so you must be wrong."

"Nothing? Then why did we lose!" Tuying shouted.

"Ahahaha, maybe it's because of the weapon of karma." Hashirama tilted his head and smiled.

【War and Sudden Work (2)】

The speaker is doing a survey report on the current situation of Konoha.

"...They built a new power plant in Keyakibara City!"

"I just came back from there, there is only a small boiler for heating the nearby bath!" Someone shouted from the audience.

The speaker did not answer, and continued: "A chemical plant has been built in Tsukisaka City."

"I was there a week ago, and it was some modernist architect's work of art!" the voice continued.

The speaker gestured to the guard: "They even built a new car factory near Xiawuyuan."

"No! It's just an ordinary warehouse!" she shouted even louder.

"Madam, I'm afraid we have to ask you to go out and calm down for a while." The security guard said to the people in the audience.

"Everyone! How could Konoha be so advanced! Look at what their newspaper wrote!" Zheng Chun was still shouting when he was dragged out.

【childhood】

After unremitting efforts, the police captured a remnant party of aristocrats who believed in terrorism.

"Why are you against Konoha?" Uchiha Izumi interrogated him.

"Because my son was born." He put on the aristocratic airs and spoke calmly.

"So why are you against Konoha?"

"In order for my son to have a happy childhood! His parents don't have to work for others in a humble manner, but can accompany him at home! He doesn't have to be locked in a small kindergarten! Our family doesn't have to worry about making a living!" The prisoner suddenly became hysterical.

Quan Nai took him to the cell, asked him to cook, clean up the room, change diapers, and then let him run and climb in the forest, and sneaked up on him from time to time.

"You, what do you mean?" The prisoner lay on the ground tired.

"This is my childhood when you ruled." Quan Nai said.

【Raikage in the Land of Fire】

When Raikage visited the Land of Fire, the enthusiastic Konoha people recommended a painter and gave him a painting called "Raikage in the Land of Fire".

Lei Ying was very puzzled when he saw the painting: the picture was the National Congress of Thunder, inside was a group of people having a banquet and waiters who were being called around, and the scenery outside the window was the continuous mountains of the Kingdom of Thunder.

"What is this? Who are these people who are throwing a banquet?" Lei Ying asked suspiciously.

"It's the Plutocrats of the Land of Thunder." The painter replied.

"Where's the waiter?"

"An official from the Kingdom of Thunder."

"What about me? Where am I?"

"You are in the Land of Fire, Raikage-sama."

[Eagle sauce has a sense of sight]

During the economic blockade of the Land of Fire, Taro, a fisherman in the Uzumaki Land, caught a big fish in the sea. He returned home happily and said to his wife, "Look, we have fried fish to eat!"

"No oil."

"Then cook!"

"No pot."

“Grilled fish!”

"No firewood."

Taro was so angry that he went to the river and threw the fish back.The fish drew a semicircle in the water, its upper body came out of the water, raised its right fin and shouted excitedly: "Long live Konoha!"

The author has something to say: *Part of the non-responsible extras series comes from French/Russian/American political jokes, some of which are older than my father