[Naruto] The political value of the founding group is full!

【Great Sage (1)】

The country of grass, on the plain in front of the rock wall.

"...Four tails were discovered by us first!" Assistant Tuying said angrily.

"Three days ago, Siwei first destroyed a peach grove in Konoha, these are the evidence." Quan Nai showed the photo.

"But it was in our country! This is also evidence!" Several rock ninjas moved up a huge rock with ape footprints.

"If it's within the territory of any country, it will belong to that country, and the four tails should belong to the country of grass." Madara raised one corner of his mouth mockingly.

"Don't, don't, don't! Don't do it!" the daimyo of the country of grass exclaimed.

"I don't want you to think, I want me to think." Hashirama looked at the old man with a smile.

"It's not fair! You... are not fair!" Tsuchikage and Assistant Tsuchikage confronted the four of them lined up in a row, Quanna, Madara, Hashirama, and Tomona.

"It's really unfair," Tokama nodded with folded arms, "We haven't consulted Four Tails yet, he has the right to make his own choice."

"You--" A certain rock ninja was covered by his companion.

"That white-haired boy, do you mean what you say?" The tailed beast stepped on the top of the golden cudgel and squatted down on one leg, maintaining a delicate balance.

"of course."

"People don't have faith, so they don't know what to do." The fiery eyes narrowed meaningfully.

"This is a contract." Hashirama offered the scroll with both hands.

"My old grandson has been a good man since he was a child. He didn't know how to worship people. Even if he met the Jade Emperor and the Supreme Lord, I just sang and that's all. Don't think about you little people..." The hairy face He pulled out an arrogant and awe-inspiring smile.

"Don't dare, Konoha only hopes to cooperate sincerely with you, senior."

Madara looked at the hill-like ape with great interest.

The tailed beast held the scroll with two fingers, looked at ten lines at a glance, thoughtfully: "Since this is the case, I will not make it difficult for you, just take me to your Konoha to have a look. After I read it, I will know Judgment—and you, put away those dirty thoughts as soon as possible."

Tsuchikage, who was pointed at his nose by Siwei and said the last sentence, turned blue and white at times.

"Your 'contract' is good - I also have a round head and a square foot. I usually have nine orifices, four limbs, and five viscera. Why is it different from others? Calling 'parties' equally, as it should be." Tailed beast light Lightly fell to the ground, the earth cracked.

"When the grandson came to Lingshan with a letter, five hundred arhats came to greet him; a piece of paper slips went to the heavenly palace, and everyone from the eleventh day came to visit. The four sea dragons once made friends with me, and the eight cave immortals often met with me. Yan Jun is called a brother, and the city god loves each other as a guest and friend. If you treat me with courtesy, there is no reason for me to repay kindness with hatred. Since the journey is not far away, let’s go to Konoha as a guest for the time being, and set off today!” Falling, he has gone into the clouds.

"...Brother?" Quan Na was surprised when she saw Madara's eyes suddenly sharp.

"Can't you catch up?" Hashirama also asked in surprise.

Madara relaxed the tense muscles just now, lowered the corners of her mouth and nodded.

"I hope Zhengchun can receive him well." Tobima looked in the direction where the tailed beast disappeared.

"...Let's prepare a contract like Konoha." Tsuchikage, who was ignored, said to the assistant.

【Great Sage (2)】

Monkey King stopped outside Konoha Capital.

He looked at the figure on the ground who was riding a white horse and wearing a golden red cassock.

Knowing that it couldn't be that person, he still felt a sense of melancholy inexplicably, as if he saw a familiar phantom through that poor imitator.

"Really." He smiled in relief.

【Childhood idol】/【We are all aliens from a different world】

The sky is full of clouds and clouds, maybe there are [-] heavenly soldiers and generals hidden, but they can't hide that towering figure. "Wearing a golden armor is bright and majestic, and a golden crown is shining on the head. Holding a golden cudgel in one hand, and cloud shoes on one's feet are all commensurate."

Zhengchun took off the costume made of curtains and jumped off King Mu's back.He stroked the short mane of the white horse, looked up at the sky, his eyes gradually became moist.

"You girl, didn't the old grandson scare you? I'll make amends for you?" The Great Sage Equaling Heaven descended from the sky and landed beside her, scratching his head.

【One Bear Joke】

Question: Is it possible for a car made of Konoha in the Land of Winds to run at 120 kilometers per hour on the roads of the Land of Winds?

A: Yes, but only once.

【politics class】

Iruka: "Naruto, why do you always say 'our brothers from the land country'? You should say 'friends from the land country'."

Naruto frowned: "Okay. But friends can be chosen."

【Anti-corruption】

A Mist ninja, a Sand ninja, and a Konoha ninja argue over what is the bravest act.

Mist Shinobi: "For example, we have ten boats, and one of the boats leaked at the bottom. We drew lots, and each of us drove one to the sea. In the end, one of us drifted to the island, and the other nine went to pick him up. "

"It's nothing." Sand Shinobi said, "We have ten camels, one of which is blind and deaf. We draw lots, and each of us rides one to explore the desert. In the end, one of us collapsed from dehydration, and the other Nine to pick him up."

Konoha Ninja smiled: "We gathered in the office, even though we knew that there was a member of the Supervision Department hidden among us, we still talked about how our family should use arms to resolve conflicts with other families, and how to promote our relatives and help them companies evade taxes. Then nine people go to jail, and another one goes to try them.”

【Awards】

Awards contests are held around the world for the best books on tailed beasts.

Tian Zhiguo submitted a children's picture album "The Tailed Beast in My Imagination".

The Taki Country submitted a copy of "Which Tailed Beast Survive in the Taki Country's Environment", but it was rejected by the selection team because the purpose of trying luck was too obvious.

Water Country submitted a set of hardcover "Tail Beast Internal Contradictions".

The Land of the Winds submitted a 24-volume set of "A Comprehensive Introduction to Tail Beast Studies".

The Kingdom of Thunder distributed [-] leaflets, which read "Buy the stock of a certain chaebol and win the tail beast easily".

Nation of Fire refused to participate for the following reasons:

Sun Wukong is still investigating, Jiji doesn't want to reveal his personal address, Mao doesn't want to reveal his personal relationship, Mu Wang and Jiuwei are devoting themselves to the college entrance examination sprint class and have no free time.

The author has something to say: selfishly blending "Four Tails Monkey King" and "True Great Sage"