Gospel of Lazy Cancer

The medical golden finger that Yao Chen wants is not test-tube babies, but DNA identification technology.

He needs to verify the parent-child relationship between a person who has been dead for more than ten years and a child.

The system that is finally online again: Insufficient diligence to enable this function.

Yao Chen: Inquire how much diligence is required to enable this function.

System: Insufficient diligence, unable to query.

Yao Chen: ... Is this really a system text?What's the point of such a useless system?

System: Blame me?

On the other side, the queen mother no longer knew what expression to make.

She also experienced all kinds of wind and rain, entered the palace when she was young, married the first emperor, fought against a concubine, gave birth to a prince, experienced court intrigues, died her husband, died her son, and survived the vicissitudes of the court. , and even almost faced national ruin and family ruin. After two transfers of imperial power, every step can be said to be on a tightrope, but she has come through step by step.

The emperor was in the prime of life, and the country was getting more and more prosperous. She thought that her life would be like this, there would be no more troubles, and she could enjoy retirement in peace.

But at this moment, she still couldn't help feeling MMP in her heart, unable to calm down.

Because the emperor said: "I want to abolish the empress."

Queen Mother: Do you know that is my niece?Although it is a distant house, it has been raised in the palace. I have raised it for ten years!Be a half daughter!

"The empress is elegant in nature, dignified in appearance, kind and tolerant. What reason do you plan to depose her?"

"No heir," said the emperor shamelessly.

Queen Mother: Can you show some face?You haven't consummated the house, so she should be abolished if she has a queen, okay? !

However, the emperor was determined to be a rascal, and he thought it would be good for both parties. He could stay and fly with the general without delaying the queen's youth. She was young and beautiful, and she could find another family.

This reason is at least stronger than the emperor being confused by the general and not loving women, right?

The queen mother reluctantly convinced herself that she was not an ordinary woman, she was obsessed with love and family, and her vision was broad, which was not as good as that of many men. What she saw was more political influence.

The world will regard it as a signal of the emperor's break with his relatives.

After the emperor came to power, he had disagreements with the empress dowager at the beginning. The emperor was young and aggressive, and had different political views from the empress dowager. , the relationship between the two parties can still be called harmonious, and the transfer of power can be considered smooth.Today, the emperor has become more and more proficient in controlling power, and his wrists are tough. He has almost completely got rid of the influence and control of the queen mother, and the queen personally selected by the queen mother has become a problem left over from history.

What does the imperial court think of the abolished empress?Do you want to start a new round of standing in line?

What do your relatives think?Will you panic and jump over the wall in a hurry?

What about the harem?Without the queen, all kinds of ghosts and monsters will jump out...

The Queen Mother felt a sudden pain in her temple.

That's why the emperor came to seek his own fulfillment. Without the approval and support of the queen mother, he would face the opposition of his courtiers and the counterattack of his relatives, causing shocks in the government and the opposition.

The queen mother thought of the major general who suddenly secretly asked to see her today.

Yao Chen's expression was serious just now, he was always sober, sensible and concerned about the overall situation, as far as the Empress Dowager knew, he had been admonishing and guiding the emperor, apart from being entangled with the emperor, he was really beyond reproach.Looking at the great contributions he has made for the court and the country, he can be named a king with a different surname, but because he is young, the court has been suppressing it intentionally or unintentionally. This is actually for his own good. home in trouble.

Therefore, the Empress Dowager guessed that he probably came to remind herself, and discuss with herself how to dissuade the emperor.

Yao Chen: Not really.

When the queen mother faced the emperor, she was very thankful that the person in front of her was not her own, so she could barely maintain her composure.

"The emperor intends to never have a queen?" asked the Queen Mother.

"Yes."

"What about the heirs?"

"Accept one from the clan." The emperor felt that for the queen mother, it was not his own anyway, and there was no difference between what he gave birth to and what other people gave birth to.

Queen Mother: This is not a play.

Back then when King Puyang was chosen to be the crown prince, the surface was calm, but in fact the undercurrent was raging. Many people died in the court and the harem, especially in the uterus of the former crown prince, his confidant eunuchs and women who had favored him. , Those who were released implicated nearly a thousand people.

Moreover, among the late emperor's brothers, those who were ready to move and those with ulterior motives were beaten one by one.In those days, internal and external troubles, the queen mother pretended to be calm on the outside, but she couldn't sleep well. She didn't want to go through it again.

The queen mother pondered for a long time, and said: "It's a very important matter, let me think about it."

"Thank you, ma'am." The emperor kowtowed.

Although the emperor agreed to give the empress dowager time to think about it, and did not ask for an answer immediately, the empress dowager still felt uncomfortable. His appearance seemed to have made up his mind, even if he tried his best to oppose it, he would do it without his cooperation.

Forget it, even if it wasn't because of Yao Chen, the emperor might have attacked the queen.

The queen mother recognized the true face of this wolf cub, and now he can no longer be called a cub, but an adult wolf king. He will clean up the power and smell of the former leader in all aspects to establish his absolute authority, because If it was her, she would do the same.

This is royal power.

How can the imperial power allow others to rest on the side of the couch.

The queen mother began to consider the benefits that the abolition of the empress would bring realistically, and she felt a little pity for her niece, and sighed.

On the one hand, if the queen is abolished, the emperor will compensate her natal family. Although her family will be far away from the center of power, it can be regarded as self-protection.

On the other hand, she feels that the emperor and the major general may not last long, the young people's feelings are uncertain, and the emperor is a fickle and trustless person, it will be fine in three to five years, but in ten or twenty years, wait for Yao Chen to grow old and look bad, Maybe I'll change my mind.

Although I feel sorry for Yao Chen for thinking this way, the queen mother has to make long-term plans.Her husband and son's whole lives were for this country, and she had worked hard for it all her life, and she couldn't just watch the country's bright future be ruined by an absurd relationship.

Originally, the queen mother had no intention of being an enemy of Yao Chen, but the emperor put the two of them on opposite sides because Yao Chen abolished the queen mother.The queen mother decided to wait and see what happened, and she would take action once there was a rift in the relationship between the two.

"Have you heard it all?" The Queen Mother looked at the not-so-young Major General. He was about to enter his thirties, but the years had not left any marks on that handsome and picturesque face. The wind and frost, but after the nourishment of the capital, the demeanor is better than before, and people can't move their eyes.

She was a little dazed, and seemed to see old general Yao through Yao Chen. At that time, the young girl Huaichun also chased the horse of the champion of martial arts, threw all her sachets and embroidered handkerchiefs at the lover of her dreams, and narrated the lovesickness with her close friends. It's a pity that the family didn't like generals when they finally talked about marriage, and she cried all night because of it.

After she entered the palace, she seldom recalled the past, because she was so stupid when she was young, and when she thought about it, she felt embarrassed and regretted, wishing to do it all over again.I don't know why, but today I have a lot of feelings, probably because I was touched by the young emperor's confession, even my hard-hearted self can't help being shaken.

"Your Majesty, I didn't come here for Your Majesty." Yao Chen was also a little embarrassed, he didn't want to meet his elders in this way, even if they weren't relatives, but the Empress Dowager's kindness in nurturing and teaching, the emperor will never forget, and neither will the world. .He also has great respect for this resolute and wise female elder.

Seeing Yao Chen's upright and serious expression, the Queen Mother's heart turned cold, is there anything else?

After hearing that the emperor wanted to abolish, Yao Chen still had the mind to say something else, so it must be something similar or even more serious.

Is there anything more serious than this? !

Oh God!Today is definitely not the time to see guests.

This matter has to start with Yao Aijun.

She brought her little playmate to meet Yao Chen. Yao Chen thought this Qiu family boy was quite interesting, but he might be a black guy, otherwise he wouldn't be able to survive Yao Aijun's torture.

That's right, his niece's fighting power is even better than that of his elder brother.

He seldom went home, but every time he came back, he could hear his elder sister-in-law talking about Yao Aijun and the Qiu family's son. It was also interesting to talk about it. Yao Chen had no direct contact with this neighbor for decades, and only heard it from others indirectly.

This time, he heard that his family had a bizarre story about a civet cat being exchanged for a prince. He thought that since he was lost in love and had nothing to do, and lost his direction in life, he might as well help the old neighbor to figure out which one is nephew and which one is son.

When he did it, it was much more effective than the simple squabbles of the yamen and Yao Aijun. Not only did he find out that Mrs. Qiu's sister entered the high family, not an ordinary wealthy family, but the imperial palace, she also found out that she had worked in the Eastern Palace, and she was not an outlaw. The harem is pregnant.

In other words, among the two boys in the Qiu family, one is the son of the former prince, but I don't know which one it is.

I didn't expect it to be a real civet cat for the prince.

At that time, the maids and servants of the East Palace were scattered all over the place. Some of them lived in poverty, some died, and some were missing. It took a long time to find the palace servants who knew Mrs. Qiu's sister and the nanny. After learning the truth, Yao Chen immediately put people under control, and at the same time sent people to keep a close watch on the Qiu family, just in case.

It was very difficult to find this, Yao Chen spent some time thinking, and gained enough diligence to reconnect with the system, although it was useless.

It took the Queen Mother a lot of effort to digest the news that she would like to be a grandmother.

Then, she looked at the Major General inquiringly.

Why did he bring this news to himself instead of directly handing the person over to the emperor?

Wouldn't he want to unite with his relatives to take the emperor off the throne to support the new emperor and then live together with the emperor?

The queen mother dared not think deeply.

After all, she was mistaken, this is also a master who eats people without spit out bones!The court thought that he was a tiger with his teeth pulled out when he handed over his military power, but in fact he was ruthless!I don't know how many back tricks have been kept in the dark.

This point can be seen from the fact that Liaodong and Nuergandu Siwei are now stable, and no forces can get involved.

What a bird in a cage, what stupid loyalty, are all illusions!

He was just wearing the skin of old General Yao.

In fact, Yao Chen simply thought that this matter should be notified to the immediate family first, who would have thought that the Queen Mother would make up a lot of it.

At this time, the queen mother didn't care whether the emperor would abolish the empress or not. She realized that she would not be able to retire smoothly, and maybe she would have to survive the next transfer of imperial power.

Yao Chen asked at the right time: "Do you want to see them, Madam?"

The queen mother looked at the confident major general, and raised her risk assessment a few levels in her heart.

The Yao family has once again become a hot topic of gossip among people in the capital.

General Yao led his young army to perform martial arts in the forbidden area, and was rewarded by the Queen Mother.

"Little General Yao? When did the Major General get married?" The girl who had guessed this was heartbroken.

"You don't even know this?" Someone said contemptuously, "She is the niece of the major general, and Jian Tiandi ran around the capital with a group of soldiers." The major general belongs to everyone, I really hope he will always be single...

"Didn't she just come from her hometown?" Another girl defended her. When a group of girls gather, there is always intrigue and bullying. She explained: "Little General Yao is also a strange person in Beijing. She has been a martial artist since she was a child. The Yao family seemed to agree with her father's will, and she led the army to train, and now she is quite impressive. A few years ago, she fought bravely against bandits and was rewarded by the empress dowager. Countless women and children..." She recounted the stories she had heard, with a hint of admiration and admiration in her words.

"Women can also lead soldiers?" The girl who just came from a small place was stunned. This is completely different from the education she received since she was a child. Today, she was brought by her mother to walk with relatives. Everyone talked about the recent gossip. thing.

Maybe it's because of the Empress Dowager's assisted government, and after the sea ban was lifted, a lot of foreign information came in with the goods. In recent years, the atmosphere has become much more open than before. I heard that there are still female businessmen in the south who openly recruit husbands, although the world has mixed opinions on this. , but these stories are like seeds that fall in the heart of a girl to take root and germinate, and at the right time, flowers will bloom.

This matter can be described as killing two birds with one stone.

One is that Yao Aijun got a real job. This step is of great significance. Although it is a very small assignment, it means that she will enter the official career as a woman. The court is very opposed to it, but the attitude of the queen mother is rare. The emperor also expressed support, and the objections of the ministers were fruitless .

The civil servants headed by Zhang Shoufu even regarded it as the Yao family's resistance to the imperial power. They handed over most of the military power. Yao Chen's reputation was too high to lead the army. Since he had no heirs, he could only push out a woman to take over the Yao family's military power.Not everyone is happy, but that's politics, the art of compromise.

You see, isn't the major general now healed from illness and obediently come to court?Is this storm finally over?The emperor's expression didn't look like he was going to destroy the world anymore, it was fine after the rain.

The second queen mother saw her own grandson, the one who had been beaten by Yao Aijun, and Yao Chen also wondered how she could tell the difference.The Empress Dowager explained that the royal males were born with brown hair on the inside of their ears, but when they grow up, they will turn blacker because they are shorter and less noticeable.Yao Chen suddenly realized that it turned out to be hypertrichosis of the external auditory canal, a genetic disease associated with the Y chromosome, which is passed on from father to son and from son to grandson.The Qiu family did not, and Qiu Kangping should have lost his royal blood.

Then Yao Chen grabbed the little wolf dog's ears and looked at it carefully.

"It's shaved off. Mine are very few and not obvious." The little wolf dog hugged him and kissed him: "It's very thick in other places, and you don't know it."

Queen Mother: "..." This is the Renshou Palace, please calm down a little!

In the end, the emperor and the queen mother reached an agreement to abolish the queen first, and then announce the recovery of the former prince's posthumous son and make him the crown prince.

All parties rejoiced, and the Yao family became the biggest beneficiary.

Zhang Shoufu: Everyone happy?real?Everyone happy? !

Resignation was rejected for the Nth time, and he thought he was going to die in office.

The emperor issued two imperial decrees that shocked the world one after another, and the government and the public lost their voices.

The most confused person was Qiu Kangping.

This year's life was full of ups and downs. First he found out that his parents were not his parents, then he found out that the lover of his dreams had turned into a crazy woman. Finally, he finally realized the reality and tried his best to integrate into the Yao family's young vanguard team. In the palace.

Before parting, the crazy woman said with a smile: "Oh, you weak chicken, you will soon be the prince, and I'm afraid you won't have many chances to see each other in the future—boys, it's good to fight once! When we go to the army, we can all Bragging about defeating the prince, hahaha!"

Go to the army?Good idea, if I don't marry you into the palace, I'll be considered a loser!

He secretly rubbed his sore back, it must be blue...

From spring to autumn, from cold to summer, the crown prince was fed up with dog food from the emperor and generals, and became a qualified monarch.

When the emperor's biography is located in the crown prince, Zhang Shoufu...he is still...

This imperial court is actually surnamed Zhang...

Before he died, the Supreme Emperor held the general's hand with a smile in his eyes. His face was full of wrinkles and age spots. He was very old, and so was the general.

"I wish I knew you when I was a child, so that we can spend a few more years together."

"At that time, I was too lazy to make playmates. I was arrogant and arrogant, and I didn't even want to talk to my family."

"Can you call me by my name?" Since becoming emperor, the name has not been used for many years, and the general usually calls him by pet names like little wolf dog.His life was very smooth, and he stayed with his lover, without any regrets.

Yao Chen tried hard to think back: "Jiayan?"

"En." Taishang Huang replied softly, and slowly closed his eyes, as if he was just falling asleep.

The general looked dazed.

By the way, what is our national surname?

Seems to be……

The general's consciousness also blurred.

Little wolf dog: I don't have a name until Ma De dies...

"Block memory." Yao Chen made the same decision as in the previous world.

System: Clear your diligence and enter the next world.

【System report】

Number: Second World

Predicted result: The descendants of Jiangmen practice martial arts diligently, fight bloody battles, defend the frontier, and be a national humiliation.The patient's lazy cancer is cured or the symptoms are relieved.

Test results: The descendants of Jiangmen practiced martial arts diligently, fought bloody battles, defended the frontier, and suffered national humiliation.The patient showed no signs of improvement.

Discussion opinions of the expert group: Learning martial arts is not enough, special strategies must be formulated according to the patient's psychology. According to the analysis, he is very resistant to the profession of espionage, so he should be allowed to get out of his comfort zone, then try undercover!