Siheyuan: I took my room back then, but now I regret it

Jia Dongxu saw that the situation in front of him was not good, and he was a little flustered.

hurriedly explained to everyone: "That's not the case, Su Yuan, you guessed wrong!"

"Don't think about it, how could I drink the boy's urine!" The

clever Xu Damao saw Jia Dongxu's panic.

He was sure that Jia Dongxu just wanted to drink the boy's urine!

He smiled in his heart: Let you scold me, I'll let you see how powerful I am now!"

"If it wasn't for what Su Yuan said, why would your mother scold here for a pot of urine?"

After asking, Xu Damao sneered to himself and said, "Otherwise... Let the stick terrier go to my house to pee in the night pot in the future?"

Jia Zhang was anxious, his eyes widened, and naturally Da Mao was not allowed to do this.

replied loudly: "How can the stick terrier come to your house to urinate Dongxu..."

Before Jia Zhang finished speaking, everyone laughed heartily, laughing so much that they couldn't control themselves.

Jia Zhang, who was provoked, saw everyone laughing, and she realized that she was exposed.

Listening to everyone's ridicule, Jia Dongxu's face turned pale as if he had been covered with a layer of flour.

It's his own mother who shows the stuffing, and he can't do anything with her yet.

Jia Dongxu was so angry that his chest was tight and short of breath, and there were bursts of throbbing pain from time to time, and he bent down holding his heart.

"Huairu came over to help me go home. Jia Dongxu said in a difficult tone.

Although it is not Qin Huairu who is embarrassed, no matter how she says that Jia Dongxu is her man, she will be both prosperous and lossy.

She was also forced to lose face.

Seeing Jia Dongxu's painful face, Qin Huairu still relented and helped him back home.

When Jia Zhang saw Jia Dongxu leaving, he glared at the hateful Xu Damao with flames.

"You really have your Xu Damao! You wait for me to see!" Jia Zhangshi let go of the cruel words and rushed home to see Jia Dongxu.

After Jia Dongxu left, Uncle Yi was too lazy to participate in this with them.

I don't want to sleep well, I want to make the courtyard uneasy at night!

The first uncle said angrily: "Everyone hurry up and go home to rest, there are serious things to do tomorrow, don't waste time here!"

The second and third masters yawned sleepily, and when they asked the first master to disperse the audience, they walked the fastest.

Su Yuan took Xiao Hei back to the backyard with a smile on his face.

I couldn't help but complain in my heart: Jia Zhang's old pious woman is really good, and she is so ruthless to her own son.

I even found him a home remedy for drinking boy urine hahaha!

If a person can die of laughter, I'm afraid he will really die of laughter.

He didn't expect that posting a nightmare charm to Jia Dongxu would make him make such a horrific move.

Jia Zhang's nerves are abnormal, and Jia Dongxu is also crazy... It's not that a family doesn't enter a door.

I just don't know if he will feel ashamed when he grows up and knows his father's disgusting behavior.

......

After the people watching the excitement were dispersed by an uncle, the courtyard finally returned to calm.

Many people are once again trapped in sweet dreams.

Only Silly Zhu and Xu Damao, as well as Jia Dongxu, who didn't drink a child's urine, were still counting the stars with their eyes closed.

The stupid pillar was miserable.

I thought that after being suspended, I would take a vacation for myself, have a good rest, and don't worry about other things.

Who knew he couldn't sleep even the most basic sleep! He was really miserable.

The medicine prescribed by the hospital ran out, and the doctor did not agree to continue to prescribe them, for fear that they would become dependent.

In contemplation, Silly Zhu suddenly thought of the home remedies that Jia Zhang said.

If Jia Dongxu drank the boy urine of the stick terrier, would he really be able to sleep well tonight?!

Although Silly Zhu also laughed at Jia Dongxu's disgusting behavior, if it could really alleviate his insomnia and dreamy symptoms, it would be worth the nausea.

In the backyard, Xu Damao, who was lying on the bed, tossed and turned, and he also had the same thoughts as Silly Zhu.

Although he felt disgusting, compared to not being able to sleep, what was the point of being nauseous? In

order to sleep, he went out!

The next morning, Xu Damao, who was in a discouraged spirit, took the initiative to go to the middle courtyard to look for the stupid pillar.

Because he knew that Silly Zhu must be at home, Xu Damao pushed the door directly and walked in.

Seeing Silly Zhu looking at the roof with dull eyes, Xu Damao sighed deeply and sat down on the side of Silly Zhu's bed.

"Why don't we try Jia Dongxu's method?" asked Xu Damao in a weak whisper.

Silly Zhu didn't have the strength to speak, and nodded approvingly.

After the stupid pillar was cleaned up, the two of them walked out of the courtyard together, and quietly asked others if they really had this kind of home remedies.

If Jia Dongxu was deceived, they followed the trend and used home remedies, and they followed "hardship" in vain. "

Silly Zhu and Xu Damao went to the old alley to ask the old lady who had a lot of experience, and they all said that they had seen this kind of home remedies.

And he also insisted that drinking the boy's urine was effective.

Such an answer reassured Silly Zhu and Xu Damao.

They decided that they would also ask for a home remedy, and it would be better if it could be different from Jia Dongxu's.

After their search all the way, they finally found a lame Taoist priest.

What they didn't expect was that the Taoist priest they were looking for was the same person as Jia Zhang's.

Naturally, the home remedies that you spend money on are the same.

The lame Taoist priest looked at the backs of the two men leaving, and a happy smile appeared on his face.

He said happily in his heart: "Today is really a good harvest!"

Xu Damao and Silly Zhu were frowning along the way.

"Jia Dongxu has a terrier, we don't have children, where can we find the boy's urine?" Xu Damao sighed and said helplessly.

Silly Zhu thought for a while, suddenly opened his frowning eyebrows, and said in surprise: "It's good that we don't have children, but it doesn't mean that other people's families don't have children!"

Listening to Silly Zhu's words, Xu Damao's eyes lit up: "Yes! We can have other people's children!"

"I drink Yan Jiekuang's!" Silly Zhu preemptively chose the person he thought of first.

Xu Damao thought for a while and said in a low voice: "Then I'll be Liu Guangtian." "

The Yan family and the Liu family don't have night pots, Liu Guangtian and Yan Xie have to go outside at night, and it is easier for them to get the boy's urine.

The way the two of them calculated Liu Guangtian and Yan Jiekuang was to invite them to drink soda.

Just ask them to drink more soda after dinner, and they'll definitely wake up after bed!

......

Evening.

Many people gathered in the middle courtyard to chat, and Silly Zhu and Xu Damao were also mixed in, because their target person was also chatting here.

Silly Zhu pretended to go over to talk to Liu Guangtian, and the two chatted back and forth.

On the other side, Xu Damao and Yan Xie Kuang had successfully chatted.

Soon Xu Damao mentioned inviting Yan Jiekuang to drink, and Yan Jiekuang's defenseless Le Hehe agreed.

Silly Zhu saw that Xu Damao had succeeded, and he was anxious.

shouted: "Xu Damao, where are you two going?"

Xu Damao smiled: "Buy something to drink, do you want to go too?"

Of course, the stupid pillar had to answer the call, "Go!

Liu Guangtian's eyes were full of surprise: "Seriously?"

"Then can it be fake?" said Silly Zhu with a firm smile.

The others heard Silly Zhu's words, and they all shouted for Silly Zhu and Xu Damao to invite them as well.

Of course, Silly Zhu and Xu Damao couldn't agree.

"Nothing to do, are you two plotting against you?" Liu Guangfu, who was not invited, said with a strange yin and yang aura.