Silly Zhu and Xu Damao's faces sank, worried that they would be exposed.
The dumb people suffered a loss in front of them, and they could only endure it in order to successfully complete the plan.
Gritting their teeth, they invited those who were clamoring for soda too, but Liu Guangtian and Yan Jiekuang received more than the others.
The people who got the soda were all happy to drink in the middle courtyard, and Liu Guangtian and Yan Jiekuang were worried about being robbed by others, so they drank all the soda in their hands in one go.
Silly Zhu and Xu Damao looked at each other and smiled tacitly.
Yan Jiefang came out of the house and saw that they were all drinking soda, so he hurriedly stepped forward to ask and found out that it was Silly Zhu and Xu Damao who invited him to drink.
Yan Jiefang was angry and jealous, and sneered: "You drink so much soda, I don't know how many times you have to go to the toilet when you go to bed tonight!"
Yan Jiekuang, who was holding his stomach and burping, smiled and said, "Brother, have you forgotten, did Dad buy me a night pot?"
The boys present also laughed proudly:
"We all have night pots at home now, so we don't have to go outside to pee!"
"Yes, my dad went to buy it early today, saying it was convenient for me to get up at night. Hearing
their conversation, Silly Zhu and Xu Damao were stupid.
Dumbfounded, they stood there in disbelief what they were hearing.
"You... What do you say, you all have night pots at home?" asked Silly Zhu, looking at them in shock.
Yan Xie Kuang, Liu Guangtian, and other boys nodded one after another.
When Silly Zhu and Xu Damao got this answer, they almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and their hearts throbbed fiercely.
Buying so many sodas, in total, Silly Zhu and Xu Damao spent five yuan each!
They didn't expect these old foxes in the courtyard to be so vigilant.
As soon as there was an accident last night, they all went to buy a night pot and put it at home, for fear that someone would steal their child's child urine.
Silly Zhu had a tense face, and he didn't want to say anything, if he had known... He won't spend a dime on them!
Xu Damao, who has always been picking,
is extremely heartbroken when he thinks of the five yuan he lost in vain.
The money has been spent, but his insomnia and dreaminess have not been alleviated together, who will not collapse?
......
After listening to Jia Zhang's home remedies last night, the three mothers were afraid.
There are the most boys in her family, and now there are also Silly Zhu and Xu Damao who are also evil people.
After listening to Jia Zhang's home remedies, they will do something about the urine of her sons.
The three aunts with high vigilance urged the three masters to buy a night pot when they came back tomorrow.
During the day, the three mothers went around preaching it to other aunts, so the other aunts also went to buy night pots and put them home.
The aunts are feudal.
They don't want their children's urine to be used to ward off evil spirits, which is not good for their children.
Then there was a situation where everyone had a night pot at home.
The most helpless are Silly Zhu and Xu Damao.
The two left the scene together angrily and left the irritating courtyard.
Silly Zhu frowned, and sighed helplessly: "They are all on guard, and it is even more difficult for us to start."
Xu Damao, who was on the side, stretched out his hand behind his back, pondering, and did not answer the stupid pillar's words.
After a while.
Xu Damao hesitated: "Could it be that the pee of a boy does not have to be a young boy, but an untrained boy can also be?"
His words successfully woke up the stupid pillar with a sad face.
Silly Zhu said excitedly: "Yes!"
"As long as you are a boy without personnel, isn't this simple?
Now he can be "self-sufficient", and he no longer needs to calculate other people's child urine!
The more he thought about it, the happier he became, and he turned around and walked back to the courtyard happily.
Xu Damao, who was suddenly abandoned, regretted saying these words to Silly Zhu.
Although Xu Damao is not married yet, he is not as protective as others... I usually go outside and around.
However, let him beg the stupid pillar to... That's absolutely impossible.
Just when Xu Damao was worried, he remembered Su Yuan, who was not married and had no woman by his side.
He must still be a boy!
And Su Yuan definitely didn't have a night pot at home, so he went outside to go to the toilet at night.
Thinking of this, Xu Damao immediately shifted the target to Su Yuan.
Xu Damao plans not to sleep all night, he has to wait for the rabbit.
......
Morning moments.
Xu Damao turned off the lights and leaned on the window of his house, his eyes motionless to observe the situation outside.
He didn't believe that Su Yuan didn't go to the toilet all night!
Finally, when Xu Damao was about to give up, Su Yuan's door opened.
Su Yuan, who was sleepy, walked out of the house with hazy sleepy eyes.
Xiao Hei was sleeping, so Su Yuan didn't bring it.
Because he was so sleepy, Su Yuan didn't notice that someone was staring at him.
On the way back from going to the toilet, Su Yuan saw a dark figure not far in front of him dodging into the corner.
Su Yuan instantly sobered up a lot.
Because his eyesight had increased before, although the shadow hid very quickly, he could still see whose shadow it was.
Su Yuan pretended not to see it, and continued to walk back, and after he acted, Su Yuan went to arrest him on the spot.
After the black shadow saw Su Yuan walk into the courtyard, he strode towards the toilet.
Su Yuan, who was hiding by the door, frowned.
It was different from what he expected, he thought that the man was going to take the opportunity to sneak up on him.
What does it mean for him to run towards the toilet?!Su
Yuan felt that his scalp was numb when he thought about it, and hurriedly followed him to the toilet.
Seeing the scene in front of him, Su Yuan's jaw dropped in shock.
That black shadow was indeed Xu Damao, he was squatting at the moment, holding a spoon in his hand and in the urine bucket...
Su Yuan immediately understood what Xu Damao was going to do.
The aunts in the courtyard prepared a night pot in case Silly Zhu and Xu Damao stole their children's urine, and Xu Damao panicked....
Su Yuan almost vomited in disgust.
Originally, when he knew that Jia Dongxu was going to drink the boy's urine, he was already disgusting enough, but now Xu Damao actually attacked him!
Su Yuan was angry and felt disgusting.
"Xu Damao, stop me!" Su Yuan shouted, stepped forward and kicked Xu Damao hard.
Xu Damao didn't expect Su Yuan to return suddenly.
But he didn't want to waste a night's hard work, regardless of everything, he had to drink...
Xu Damao grabbed the spoon in his hand, and wanted to go to the disgusting thing in the spoon barrel again.
Su Yuan was completely disgusted when he saw him so persistent.
That's it.
Xu Damao wants to drink, and the disgusting one is himself, what does it have to do with him!
Su Yuan couldn't see it, and strode out of the toilet, he couldn't help but want to vomit when he smelled the smell!
They would go out of their way to drink such a disgusting thing, Su Yuan really couldn't understand it.
Jia Zhang's crazy woman has led these people astray, and those false Taoist priests on the streets and alleys will believe it...
Su Yuan died speechlessly.
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