Song Tan Jishi

  Chapter 566 566. Young people's shame

  The courier has indeed arrived.

   When Little Brother Zhang entered the door carrying a huge humanoid courier wrapped in layers of gray-green snakeskin bags, Song Tan was shocked!

   "What is this?!"

  Ulan heard the movement and came out, looking at the thing at the moment, with vigilant eyes.

Xiao Zhang groaned and smashed the figure thing on the ground, sweating all over: "I don't know either! I was thinking about the costume model you bought... Anyway, it's for your family. It's so big, so it's okay. It’s almost impossible to get into the car.”

   It’s too big for a fashion model, it’s more than 1.8 meters from head to toe—are you planning to sell men’s clothing?

  Song Tan handed over the scissors: "You will know if you take it apart."

  Good guy, the snakeskin bag wrapped with layers of tape is watertight, the three of them took scissors and wiped it, and then they successfully tore open the package—

  Everyone was silent.

   Curiously following Yan Ran, he gave a dry smile: "You guys...have a childlike innocence."

   It was Tang Xiaodong who said "Fuck", and quickly came to him: "What a big Dijia! My favorite hahaha is so beautiful! Ouch, this design is very good, and the feet can stand firmly on the ground!"

  He reached out and twisted the blue fluorescent light on Di Jia's chest, only to see that it instantly turned into a dangerous red, flashing non-stop, and issued a rapid "bibo—bibo—" alarm sound.

   "Good boy..." Tang Xiaodong's eyes were as bright as its chest: "It's so meticulous! It's a lot of money, right?"

  Brother Zhang stared dumbfounded at the Ultraman in front of him. Hearing this, he subconsciously looked at the price tag hanging on the back: "1288."

   "Couldn't it be that Jojo bought it himself?"

   Ulan blurted out.

  Altman, who had nowhere to put him, was carried by Song Tan to Qiao Qiao's room—except him, no one in this family could tolerate such a thing in the house (except Tang Xiaodong).

  But Tang Xiaodong is still sleeping on a hard bed with Professor Song. He just wants to buy it, but he is afraid of scaring the teacher and father at night, so he can only watch Dijia disappear on the stairs...

  Brother Xiao Zhang was familiar with the way, unscrewed his cup, went to the bucket to get a full cup of tea water, and then took a breath:

   "How many orders are there today?"

  Ulan pointed to the pile in the corner: "Didn't you go to give gifts yesterday? Yesterday plus today's orders, a total of 17 orders."

Huh?

  Brother Zhang was stunned: "Isn't it only possible to weave 6 straw mats a day? Increased production?"

   "That's not true."

  Ulan explained: "You didn't come yesterday, didn't you? Our house sells fish in the clear pond. It happened that there were some small fish and shrimps in the morning. We just dried them at home, so we just sent them out."

  There is one in the imperial capital, and there are four teachers and apprentices of Professor Song.

   No, exactly 17!

  Brother Zhang felt as if he had been struck by lightning!

   "Yesterday... did you sell fish?"

  Why did you suddenly sell fish? He drank two too many glasses of wedding wine yesterday, so he didn't drive over in the afternoon, and it happened that Song Tan also said that he was not in a hurry to post together today...

  Why are you selling fish?

  Why did he miss it?

   "What kind of fish? How do you sell it? Is there any more?" He asked with a sad face and no hope.

  Ulan laughed: "I left 6 crucian carp for you, no money, just for you! But they were put back in the pond, so I can't give them to you now."

  Such a diligent courier boy, he often lends a helping hand when he is busy, and Ulan thought it was right to give him a few fish.

   It is said that there are a few left, but in fact there are more than 30. After all, some crucian carp are really small, and they are eaten at home. Of course, they are fresher when they are eaten and fished.

  With Song Tan here, what can't be fished out?

   "Isn't your daughter-in-law going to give birth? After giving birth, you tell me, I will let Tan Tan go down to the cage again to get the fish out."

   Brother Zhang's eye circles are red!

  The custom here is that mothers have to eat more crucian carp after giving birth, so as to nourish nutrition and produce milk. His old father-in-law has been looking for places to buy wild crucian carp during this time!

  He knows the things from Song Tan’s family. They are the best and most expensive. It is said that there are six crucian carps, and the money is estimated to be hundreds of dollars!

   And this is not something that can be measured by money!

  People have him in their hearts!

  Brother Zhang opened his mouth, and finally only uttered one sentence: "When my child is full moon, you can come to whatever you say!"

  Who would have thought that Song Tan was more bachelor than him: "You can go, I won't give gift money!"

  Brother Zhang was instantly happy: "No! No!"

   The two young men looked at each other and understood each other very well.

  Song Tan thought to himself:

   It’s too bad to send money after sending fish, isn’t it?

  Brother Zhang thought to himself:

   Giving fish is friendship. Send money as a gift, and the two families will have to send it back and forth for anything in the future... Trouble!

  Only Ulan gave her a look: "What are you talking about!" Favors and gifts are exchanged, and this is how the village moves around. This is the rule.

  Song Tan doesn't care about it: "What's the rule! If you don't give me a gift, I won't give it to you, so everyone won't have to pay back the gift...I will have the final say with Xiao Zhang about the communication of contemporary young people!"

   "Yes, yes, yes, yes!" Xiao Zhang was also happy to see his teeth but not his eyes: "I didn't want a gift money when I married my wife, and I had to go through the account books back and forth, which was very troublesome."

   "But my mother said that she gave away a lot, and it would be a loss if she didn't get it back... Song Tan, it's agreed, don't give away a penny!"

   As he spoke, he quickly packed his bags:

   "This package... dried fish and shrimp? It's 8 catties in total. Where should I send it?"

   "Oh, this is mine." Professor Song walked over and showed him the detailed address: "Send it here, and I will pay for the courier fee myself."

   "Okay!" Little Brother Zhang moved swiftly: "Then I will also pay you the price of Song Tan's house. Uncle, you don't know that our shop is all supported by Song Tan hahaha!"

  Issuing orders, posting orders, scanning...

   "Okay! Let me take a look at this bag of five catties. It's also fish and shrimp, right?"

   "Yes, yes, yes!" Tang Xiaodong leaned over: "Your Fengfeng Express is not cheap, is it? What is the price of Song Tan's house?"

  Brother Zhang became proud: "But we're fast, we're still here! Song Tan's house starts at 4 yuan... Don't worry, your order is 10 yuan."

   Tang Xiaodong smiled embarrassedly: "I don't think it's expensive, but I'm just curious—here, here's the address. The three of us have the same package."

  While watching Brother Zhang place the order, Tang Xiaodong looked at Song Tan with a guilty conscience, feeling really embarrassed.

   Ask him to come, the teacher brought them here, saying they are going to the countryside to help farmers, but they have been here for a few days, and they have not done any serious work!

  I took a look at it on the mountain, and the survey drawings showed the general idea, but the specific plan and so on, haven’t they been moved yet!

   Then more than 1,000 straw mats fell asleep for nothing (they paid for a few beds and sent them back), and such good meals, tea soup and snacks every day made their stomachs round!

   That's it, I asked for four catties of dried fish and one catty of dried shrimp and said to send it back. They wanted to pay, but Song Tan insisted on not accepting it!

  Three or four catties of shrimp only yields one catty of dried shrimp, which is not counted as hard work, and even fresh ones cost hundreds of dollars.

   This, this, this...

  The three young people looked at each other, not knowing that the old Song family had a deep routine, but they became more and more ashamed.

   The four masters and apprentices: Shame on you, you don’t work and eat rice every day, and even eat and take.

   Song Tan: What? I treat you like donkeys, and I will be more donkeys in the future. How can this be nothing? You guys are much better than my cousin! Still cheap!

  (end of this chapter)