Stop pretending, I have a chat group with gods

"Brother Tianzu, Wu Gang went out for a drink tonight!" At this time, a message came in. Ye Chen saw that this was the information of Fairy Chang'e.

When Chang'e said that Wu Gang was not there, it meant that there was no one at home?

Ye Chen directly ignored Chang'e's information and didn't reply to the letter.

After all, he has just been taught a hard lesson by a slut like Nana, and now he is about to lose his desire for women, what about Fairy Chang'e? Isn't she also an unreserved woman? He is not rare, he is not even a fairy now.

Ye Chen knew very well that although he had this group in his hand now, it was likely that this group would disappear at any time, so his top priority was to make more money and complete his counterattack from the bottom to the top. It's a lot more real than playing with women.

After I have money and become a big man, what love is not?

So now he has lived and understood - make money, make money, make money!

After Fairy Chang'e saw that Ye Chen "couldn't read it back," she almost died of anger on the spot, and her heart itched to think: Is the big guy so cold? He didn't even reply to other people's messages, was it because he wasn't beautiful? Are people not attractive enough? Hmph! People don't believe that they can't get you, and they will let you see their charm in the future! Hmph! People are the first beauty in heaven, and if I don't believe you, I won't be tempted in the future!

Chang'e is now extremely unbalanced in her heart, this is the first time she has taken the initiative to hook up with a man, but she has been ignored, and the feeling of falling from the top to the bottom is extremely uncomfortable. This is the only man who doesn't bird her!

Bite.

Another message came in, this time it turned out to be Monkey King.

"The ancestor of heaven is above, and he is worshiped by the monkey!"

This monkey is so polite, it seems that it has been transformed in Heaven over the years, and it no longer has the unruliness and profligacy of the wild monkey at the beginning. I know how to be a man with my tail between my legs.

"No courtesy!" Ye Chen replied simply.

At this time, Ye Chen was so happy in his heart that he was bowed by the Monkey King, the Monkey King, what was the taste...... Wow! It's cooler than being the Jade Emperor!

When has this monkey ever served someone else?

"Heavenly Ancestor, Heavenly Ancestor, Sun Monkey has been completely conquered by your spicy strips today, can you still reward some for the monkey? As long as you are willing, the monkey is willing to serve you as a dog and horse. "

Ever since Sun Wukong ate spicy strips, he has been poisoned, and he has been thinking about spicy strips in his head, this thing has made him addicted, and he can't wait to eat a big box of it immediately.

The charm of spicy strips is really unbearable even for the monkey, and I am willing to use this humble gesture to beg.

Forehead ......

Ye Chen didn't expect that Sun Wukong would also lick a dog, and his heart was really more and more beautiful.

"If you are truly filial to your ancestors...... Why don't you summon you when the ancestor is in need?"

Ye Chen is not stupid, take advantage of the fact that he will take down this Monkey King now, and when there is really something to do in the future, he will let this monkey be a cow and a horse for himself.

With Sun Monkey's ability, if he becomes his right-hand man, then he can walk sideways in this world.

Don't say anything about Zhou Shao, even if Thanos comes, you have to pee your pants!

"That's great, great, great! Thank you Tianzu for giving the monkey the opportunity to serve!" This monkey also knows that his mouth is sweet, and his emotional intelligence is obviously much higher than before. "These are the three hairs of the monkey, if the Heavenly Ancestor has any need in the future, he will directly summon the monkey, and the monkey will definitely go to the soup and fire. "

Ding, three monkey hairs have been credited.

There are three monkey hairs left in your wallet, and one gold pill.

These two sentences suddenly popped up on the screen of the mobile phone.

Ye Chen opened his WeChat wallet in surprise, and sure enough, in addition to showing that he still had a balance of seventy-eight yuan, it also showed that he had three monkey hairs and a golden pill.

Is it the mobile phone that has become a sperm, or is it a self-refinement? Can this mobile phone really connect with the heavenly court? Is there really such a powerful system?

Ye Chen usually doesn't read novels less, and he knows that once he gets such a system, he will really have to hang up.

It's just that his own system seems to be a little different from other people's novels, the more special it is, the more excited he is, and the more he looks forward to a different life.

"The ancestor is going to sleep!" After Ye Chen got the monkey hair, he was secretly happy in his heart, and immediately put up a shelf to let the monkey retire!

"Heavenly Ancestor, I'...... That one...... Forehead...... Ah......h

Ye Chen then remembered that people were here to ask for spicy strips, so he took down a bag on the shelf next to him and clicked to send.

"Wow...... So much! Thank you Tianzu, Tianzu Wanfu! I love Tianzu! I love you, I love you!" The monkey was so excited that he turned his head directly on the spot.

After Ye Chen closed the chat with the monkey, many new messages came in, and these immortals were secretly poking and poking at him one by one, trying to curry favor with him.

Ye Chen saw that the information of the immortals was no longer novel, and he didn't know when he saw it after reading them one by one, so he didn't bother to click on those little immortals, he didn't take these little immortals in his eyes at all.

So I clicked directly on the window of the Jade Emperor.

"Heavenly Ancestor is healthy! Recently, Heavenly Court has received a lot of tribute from little demons and little fairies, because the Treasure Pavilion has been full of treasures, so these things can no longer be loaded, if it is too harmful to the little fairy and little demons, why don't you give it to Heavenly Ancestor for recreation?"

This strong sycophant smell shows the sleeness of the Jade Emperor everywhere.

Ye Chen saw the Jade Emperor's kneeling and licking posture, and he couldn't cry or laugh in his heart, the Jade Emperor was really an old fox!

I never dreamed that I would have such a glorious day!

Since the Jade Emperor gave himself a gift, don't give it to him, hehe! I don't know what kind of thing it is.

"The ancestor lacks nothing, but since the treasure pavilion can't fit it, the ancestor is willing to share our worries. Ye Chen still put his posture very high.

This is a treasure that the Pear Blossom Fairy got by chance when she went down to the mortal world, it can play all kinds of perfect and novel music, and more importantly, once you wear earbuds, you can even enjoy the music alone, and it will not be shared by outsiders. This is really a supreme enjoyment of solitude, if this kind of treasure is carried by the Heavenly Ancestor, it will definitely be able to relieve the Heavenly Ancestor's fatigue. "

As soon as these words came out, Ye Chen was confused, what was the Jade Emperor talking about, it was so novel, so he clicked on his mobile wallet with curiosity.

As soon as I opened it, I found that there was one more thing in it - MP3!

When he saw the appearance of "MP3", a thing that had long been eliminated by society, he almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.

This thing has been outdated in the world for more than ten years, but in the eyes of the Jade Emperor, it is a rare thing, or a supreme treasure?

At this moment, Ye Chen suddenly sympathized with these immortals, their lives were so miserable, even MP3 could enter the Treasure Pavilion of Heavenly Court, which shows how backward the social system of this Heavenly Court is

Miserable, so miserable!

It turns out that the gods are not as awesome as they think.

However, after thinking about it, it is normal for immortals to not understand things in the world, after all, this is a two-dimensional world, plus one day in heaven and one year on earth, once the immortals do not come down to play for more than ten days, they will miss all kinds of leaps and bounds in the world.

Besides, the gods also have their own jobs, so they really don't have so much time to go down to earth to investigate.

Therefore, it is normal for MP3 more than ten years ago to be a novelty for them, after all, the world is developing really fast and too fast.

Since MP3 is a rare item for Heavenly Court, then ...... It also means that many things in the world over the years have been rare to Heavenly Court.

For example, they don't even know what spicy strips are.

So...... At this time, Ye Chen not only mastered a Heavenly Court chat group, but also mastered the "information gap" between Heavenly Court and the human world.

Poor information can generate huge benefits between people, let alone between gods and humans

The poor information is really a good thing, a good thing that can make Ye Chen call the wind and rain.

A strange thought began to flash through Ye Chen's mind again......