Stop pretending, I have a chat group with gods

"MP3 This kind of thing is tired of the ancestor, so it won't be loved, you keep it for the queen mother, but, for the sake of your sincerity, the ancestor will also give you a gift!".

Ye Chen knows very well that he can't just drop the price for a tattered MP3 from the beginning! So, it's better to show it off in front of the Jade Emperor, so that they can see his Ye Chen's true "strength" and "wealth".

"Don't dare, don't dare, how can the little emperor ask for a gift from the Heavenly Ancestor! It should be our little immortal to honor you!"

The Jade Emperor is really a sleek old fox, in fact, he has already secretly poked and poked in his heart with joy, thinking: God, I can't even play such a holy product as MP3, he can't even look down on it? But what gift will he give me? Will it ...... Is it something more fun?

Just when the Jade Emperor was curious, Ye Chen took out a small dusty thing from a box under the shelf, and then put two batteries in it.

Whoosh!

Ye Chen directly sent this thing out.

"Heavenly Ancestor, Heavenly Ancestor, what kind of holy relic is this?".

After receiving it, the Jade Emperor immediately asked in surprise.

"Tetris handheld game console! You just follow the instructions on the back! Play when you're bored in the future! Benzu needs to rest now, goodbye!" After Ye Chen finished saying this, he almost laughed out of his internal injuries.

This is the toy he played with when he was a child, and he bought a batch of goods before, because this kind of old antique game console is too outdated, so it has not been sold, rather than a backlog, it is better to borrow flowers and offer Buddha, fooling the gods of heaven, anyway, the cost of a piece is only a few dollars.

At this time, the Jade Emperor was already holding a rectangular green Tetris game console in his hand, he looked at the small three-to-five-inch screen with a confused face, studied the instructions behind for a long time, and then barely learned to play.

Because Ye Chen drank too much wine at the class reunion, and it was very hard to move goods recently, he slept directly on the small bed in the attic.

The next day, after getting up, he touched his mobile phone and opened it to look at ......

"Lie down!".

He never dreamed that his mobile phone would explode again.

This time, not only the gods were sending him messages, but also a large group of classmates were sending him messages, and there were even some people who couldn't beat him as friends.

At this time, he seems to have become a fragrant glutton, and everyone wants to slap him.

Last night, those classmates saw Ye Chen's strength, so they all wanted to have a little relationship with Ye Chen.

Everyone comes with a purpose!

He understands!

Especially the female classmates, they asked him out quite directly and rudely, and some people even reported the hotel room number directly, waiting for him to be pampered.

As for those immortals, the message is like this:

"Heavenly Ancestor Wanfu, kneel and beg Tetris!".

"Meet the Heavenly Ancestor, can you ask the Heavenly Ancestor to reward him with a piece of Russia? Xiao Sun is willing to exchange everything for it!"

"Heavenly Ancestor, Heavenly Ancestor, I like Russia so much, I beg Heavenly Ancestor to reward others with one!".

......

It seems that the Jade Emperor not only understood Tetris last night, but also showed it in front of other immortals, so that these immortals were all captured by this little game. Every god is looking forward to having such a handheld game console!

This is just the first generation of handheld game consoles that swept the world twenty or thirty years ago, which is the lowest game console in the world, and has long been eliminated by the times. It's more corny than that MP3.

Unexpectedly, such a dirty thing, in the world of immortals, is the supreme new thing, so that the immortals fall for it, go crazy for it, and can't sleep all night for it.

This made Ye Chen almost vomit out a mouthful of old blood.

A mere low-end and cheap game console can make such a big move in the heavenly court, those PSP and PS4, and all kinds of online games...... Wouldn't it be able to confuse the entire Heavenly Court?

If one day, he Ye Chen let the entire Heavenly Court popularize the king's pesticide, then, what will become of the Heavenly Court?

Whew!

Ye Chen couldn't think about it, he only felt that these immortals were awesome, cute and pitiful!

Maybe that's the difference between different worlds.

Ye Chen didn't think about it, he took out ten Tetris game consoles directly from the cardboard box, put on the batteries, and then clicked on the group chat, and when everyone was diving, he directly sent out the red envelopes like throwing bombs.

Drip drip drip ......

Although everyone in this group is diving, the people who grab the red envelopes are more and more clever than the other.

Ten consoles are gone in less than a second.

"Lie down!".

"Nima!".

"My God......

".

"Heavenly Ancestor is domineering!".

"Heavenly Ancestor is mighty!".

"Heavenly Ancestor is too heroic!!".

"Say it, send it! It's too proud!".

"Tianzu is my idol!".

"Boom, I didn't grab it, I beg to send it again!".

"I'm so late!It's a pity!".

The group exploded in one fell swoop!

A few outdated game consoles, in the eyes of this group of people, are extremely fragrant and fragrant. It's a rare thing.

At this time, the Jade Emperor was secretly happy in front of his mobile phone, holding two game consoles in his hands, and thinking excitedly: Hehe, it's good to be the leader of the group, the building near the water got the moon first, and grabbed another one, hahahaha...... I'm going to take it to my Britney, she'll be happy to death. Haha......

The Jade Emperor is almost happy now, and he is going in circles on the spot.

This old guy hasn't been so happy for I don't know how long.

"Old bastard! give it to me!" Just as the Jade Emperor was secretly poking and prodding, a jade hand reached over and directly snatched away his newly grabbed game console.

I saw that the corners of the queen mother's mouth hooked, revealing a satisfied smile: "Count your old guy who has made a great contribution, I didn't grab it in the group just now, I'm really angry, those rabbit cubs are faster than one hand, and I don't know how to take care of my old man." "

The Queen Mother said crookedly, turned on the game console, and then began to play beautifully......

While playing, he generally chattered:

"Tianzu is really powerful, this kind of good thing can take out so much casually, I thought he gave you the only one, but I didn't expect that he still has ten of this kind of precious things? You have to be kind to Tianzu in the future, and remember to give it to the old lady as soon as you have good things, do you know?"

"Forehead...... Jade Emperor is now a messy ...... in the wind

What he finally got was originally intended to be used to please his little sweet and cute little beautie, but he was snatched away by this tigress before he could get hot.

"Let's go, let's go! It's a big deal that in the future, I will be able to get more treasures from the Heavenly Ancestor!" Although the Jade Emperor is the Ninety-Five Supreme in the Heavenly Court, in front of the Queen Mother, he doesn't dare to let go of a fart, so he can only be an immortal with his tail between his legs!

Ye Chen didn't say anything more after he just handed out the red envelope, and he didn't ask anyone for the red envelope.

He knew very well that his current role—Chaos Heavenly Ancestor—was a big guy who was better than any immortal in Heavenly Court.

As a bigwig in the world, he must put up his own shelf, and he must behave high at all times, only in this way can he control the immortals of the entire heavenly court.

Therefore, he ran away after sending the red envelope, making these immortals think that he was unattainable.

Ye Chen didn't directly ask the immortals for treasures, because he needed to put a long line to catch big fish, and now he used the game console to buy a lot of immortals, and when he really had something, he would ask these guys to help.

He now quietly clicked on the record of receiving the red envelope, and recorded these immortals who received the game console.

At that time, as long as he really speaks, these immortals will definitely stick a knife in his ribs for him.

Hey......

Ye Chen was almost happy to fly now.

This kind of taste is much cooler than being an emperor.

This is really the most extreme enjoyment in the world! Hahahaha......