Tang's dining table

Chapter 168 Fart and Fart

Of course Yunchu only wanted rich people, and he must be the kind of Tyuhun man who owned a hundred cows no matter what.

As for how the Tyuhun people lived in Chang'an after losing their cattle and sheep, it had nothing to do with him.

The more wealth is deposited in Chang'an, the deeper the foundation of Chang'an will be to support further development.

These principles were learned by Yunchu when he was trained by the village chief a long time ago. He believed that these principles were true.

There are many Tuyuhun people in Chang'an City. After exchanging five houses for 500 beef cattle, more Tuyuhun people came to buy houses.

All this was not instigated by Yunchu, but by the three Tyuhun people who had already bought the house.

They may feel that the house is not very safe, so they invite more tribesmen to come over. Once they cannot get the house, even when they gather to make trouble, their number will be larger and their momentum will be louder.

What they don't know is that Chang'an usually takes the most stringent public security measures against the Hu people who cause trouble - that is, driving them out of Chang'an.

In half a month it will be time to take the Jinshi exam.

Whether it is the scholars in the Imperial College or the wild scholars from other places who signed up early, they are all looking for ways to get investment banking papers.

I hope to seize the last chance and find Bole who can discover his thousand-mile horse.

Seeing his classmates looking worried or smiling, Yun Chu deeply felt that this was a life drama.

Perhaps after the Jinshi examination is over, they will understand the dangers of officialdom, because no one follows the rules and everyone is serving their own interests.

Yunchu read Di Renjie's writings. His writings were different from others. They were all about solving cases, trying cases, and his understanding and discussion of the law. Yunchu read it, and it was really extraordinary. .

At the end of these articles, four unnamed poems were left.

"The road is full of mist in the deep mountains, and the clever singing is hidden in the forest thorns. A foot of sunshine and the clouds disperse, and half of the oriole and half of the mountain are green."

"What do you mean?" Yun Chu glanced at Di Renjie, who was filling tea leaves into the jar he brought.

“The meaning in the poem is what I mean. If you don’t understand, just hold it in and I won’t bother to explain it to you.

By the way, where is your business papers? "

"Already glowing."

"Hey, I don't remember that you know many powerful people. I came here today and wanted to help you, so I voted together."

"One day, many people came to my house. They insisted on having a long table banquet at my house, so I set up a table for them. Who knew that after they finished eating, they said that the dishes on that table would be my business? .”

Di Renjie smiled and said: "If you send the paper to the wrong place, it means you didn't send it. If you send it to the wrong person, it is worse than not sending it.

You can't not give away the business papers. As long as everyone gives it away, it means that no one has given it away, which is fair. By the way, who are the people who cheated you to eat and drink that day? If there is Yanmen County Duke, that meal The meal is equal to not being prepared in vain.

"The leader is Li Ji!"

"Oh, Li Ji, ah? Who else?"

"Zheng Rentai and Su Dingfang."

"Well, they are two good bookmakers, there won't be any more, right?"

"It's a lot. It can hold a long table banquet for seventy or eighty people. It's full. I originally wanted to ask for the name, but the Duke of Yanmen came over and said, no more introductions, just let me call everyone grandpa."

"Did you shout?"

"Everyone has a white beard or white hair. It would be rude not to shout. It seems there is some benefit to shouting, so I shouted. By the way, Pei Xingjian is also here. He gives everyone the junior courtesy."

Di Renjie adjusted his breathing, pulled the scroll from Yun Chu's hand and said: "You are a follower of the people."

Yun Chu spread his hands and said, "I remember someone told me just now about the importance and necessity of running scrolls, and then they turned against each other in just a moment?"

"Didn't those old heroes say anything else?"

"I was told that I would not be allowed to take the exam, and that I would go directly to the Jinshi exam. I also said that it doesn't matter whether I can write or not, the important thing is that I must go."

Di Renjie bit his sleeve angrily and said after a long time: "Zhang Jianzhi, do you know?"

"I know, the Imperial College is famous for taking the exam every year, and those who fail every year fail to be elected as generals."

Di Renjie sighed and said, "That is a truly talented person."

"How could you fail to be selected if you are so talented?"

"It's just because there are so many people like you who can get into the Jinshi exam even if they turn in no papers, so he had to be rejected."

"Oh, he's just so unlucky."

"Don't you think this is the tragedy of the Datang Science Examination? Why should people outside the examination room decide the fate of those who take the examination?"

Looking at the aggrieved Di Renjie, Yun Chu pointed to a rose-red clay pot on the bookshelf and said: "There is a new tea I made this year. It has been smoked three times with jasmine flowers. After soaking in water, the aroma is fragrant. You can try it again." Get some of that tea.”

Di Renjie opened the jar and took a sniff, then brewed himself a large cup without ceremony. He sat in front of Yun Chu and said, "Do you know about Jiucheng Palace?"

Yun Chu nodded and said, "I understand. Your Majesty and Wu Mei almost drowned. What are you talking about?"

"Because it will affect us."

"Why?"

"Because His Majesty is planning to abolish the Queen, the examination paper may ask the scholars to write down their opinions on the matter of abolishing the Queen. It is probably to pave the way for a larger move to abolish the Queen.

Tell me, what do you think of Wu Mei? You have met her before. "

Yun Chu looked at Di Renjie and said: "The emperor is going to change his wife. I think this is the freedom of the emperor. If you can't live with it anymore, just change it. Just find another one who can live with it. If you can't live with it anymore, then you can't live with it anymore." It’s not too late to change.

There are so many emperors who changed wives in the history books, why should they care about other people's family affairs? "

Di Renjie smiled bitterly and said: "The problem lies in the saying that the emperor is selfless, but also in who is the examiner."

Yunchu laughed and said: "There must be Li Yifu, our mentor."

"Why is there him? Yes, yes, he is the minister who most supports the emperor's wife change. So, the other examiner must be..."

"Xu Jingzong!"

"It's a pretty accurate guess. So, as long as we write an article approving the emperor's wife change and flatter him a little bit, we are sure to pass the exam.

Damn it, there are exams here and there, looking for flatterers. "

Hearing what Di Renjie said, Yun Chu cupped his hands and said, "Brother Peijing, I hope you and I can work together to pass this test."

"Are you so sure that I will flatter you?"

"If you don't flatter someone, how can you realize your great ambition if you don't flatter me?"

"If you're not going to flatter me, aren't you going to be a fart?"

"Your Excellency said, I can win even if I don't write a word. What's great is that I rank lower, so I don't have to be a jerk."

"If you don't write a word, can you become a Jinshi?"

"Hahaha, isn't this good? It means that I am nothing in the eyes of Ying Gong and the others, and I can live a free life from now on."

"Okay, in that case, I'll lend you this can of tea, just in time to go to my mentor's house to write the roll. Anyway, if you want to be a bastard, it's better to be thorough."

Seeing Di Renjie holding the tea jar and hurried away with the scroll under his arm, Yun Chu sighed slightly.

The current examination system of the Tang Dynasty is really not good. After my current Jinshi period is over, I will recommend such good things as the killing weapons of the competition, anonymity, and copying papers, so that people like Zhang Jianzhi will not be called a The unpleasant nickname of "The Failed General".

After Naha's birthday, the little girl seemed to have grown up all of a sudden. Yun Chu looked at her wearing embroidered shoes with two red pompoms, a traditional Chinese skirt, and her hair was tied into a double bun. The red lotus between her eyebrows was not revealed by Xuanzang's blood, but seemed to have been painted on. Her walking was smooth and steady, no longer bumpy. The little maid Da Fei behind her followed closely half a step behind her. , a pair of small hands are held sideways on the waist, as dignified as you want.

"I've met my brother!" Naha clumsily performed a half-squatting salute, then continued to maintain her dignified appearance as if she was floating on water and went to her embroidery room.

Yun Chu was stunned when he saw it, and hurriedly looked around for Cui, but Cui could not be found. Instead, he saw Yu Xiurong and his maid Zicuckoo lazily leaning against the pavilion, watching the flower fish that Yun Chu had recently brought back from Lishan.

"If you feel lonely, I will marry you tomorrow." Yunchu threw a pebble into the pool, scaring away the gathering fish.

"Hurry up if you can. Yesterday, my aunt Xiao Yuxiuyao, who has not been to my house for more than ten years, came to my house."

Yun Chu frowned and thought for a moment and said, "That's the aunt who married Shi Xiaojian, the chief of the Xingyou Guards Palace, Chaoyi Lang.

Logically speaking, she can be considered your closest relative. What is she here to do? Want to put some makeup on for you? "

"No, she heard that my betrothal gift included a white jade Maitreya Buddha with many children, which was also a good treasure blessed by Master Xuanzang, so she wanted to use it to worship for a few days to beg for a child for her eldest daughter-in-law, who has not been pregnant for a long time. "

Yun Chu said: "You didn't tell her that your fiancé Yun Chu is the best at treating women's infertility, and his methods are violent and skillful. It only takes three days and three nights to make her daughter-in-law have eight children." Is Yue pregnant?"

Yu Xiurong bit her mouth to prevent herself from laughing. Now she had some resistance to Yun Chu's dirty talk, and she no longer ran away when she heard such words like before.

"Of course I won't borrow it. That piece of jade was carefully selected by little sister Naha from among the jade stones in the room. It is the best piece of jade among all, and it is rare to be so big.

Finally, she specially invited Uncle Monkey back from Yuhua Temple to help her find Master Xuanzang to help her bless her.

It can be seen how concerned this little girl is about this matter. How could I let others ruin my little sister's feelings? "

Yun Chu frowned for a while, shook his head resolutely and said: "What on earth did the Chief of the Right Guards, Shi, allow a noble lady from a well-born family to defraud a lonely and weak woman of a younger generation without any regard for face? She is Don’t you even want the most basic dignity?”

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