Technological Hegemony

After completing the historic test firing of the Sparrow Rocket in Jiuquan, Luo Jia took the company's special plane non-stop to return to the capital of Shanghai and held an extremely serious meeting.

The reason why this meeting is very serious is because of its special characteristics. As a tough guy, the star technology company, which has the most straight men on the planet, is preparing to make cosmetics. This is a straight man who ca n’t even distinguish between eye shadow and eye cream. For us, it is definitely a serious challenge.

Baoshan Headquarters Building, top floor, bureau conference room.

As you can tell by name, this is a place different from the brainstorming group. There are fewer people in the administration, and it is composed of major branch companies and department heads.

Sitting in the conference room, Luo Jia frowned, looking around, and found a group of sad faces, the cleverest geniuses in the world, suddenly stopped talking, and it was rare to scratch their ears and cheeks there. Bizarre sight.

"Since it's here, let's talk about it separately." Luo Jia said in a deep voice. "Even if you catch the ducks on the shelves, you have to come on. You should understand that the easiest people in this world to make are women and children. Money, collecting IQ taxes from all women is imperative. This is a plan that will never change. "

"We not only have to collect IQ tax, but also a large collection! Because every penny received will go into our space program and become our Mars base, the moon base, our space station and the Earth Moon Spaceship, without money, what do we use to realize the dream of the stars and the sea? "

Luo Jia's righteous words, but his heart is empty. As a bachelor's dog, he has no girlfriend and it is even more impossible to understand cosmetics.

At this time, someone volunteered.

Luo Jia was pleased to see Hong Tao stand up. Hong Tao was in charge of the Ministry of Commerce. He had a lively mind and often dealt with cunning businessmen. There must be no problem with him.

"We want to increase the category!" Since Hong Tao became a big leader, her body has become wider and wider, and her voice has become more snoring. "My wife and I said that the company wanted to produce a kind of cream, and she was not run lightly."

"Originally, what is used to wipe your face is no longer called vanishing cream. It is called face cream, isolation cream, day cream, night cream, lotion, lotion, essence water, beauty water ..."

what's the situation?

What are these things?

It sounds amazing!

Women are indeed the world's largest unsolved mystery. They even wipe so many messy things on their faces. Are they afraid of destroying the less tolerant dermis?

Are all these things biologically monitored? Have you done a double-blind comparison? Did you get approval from the FDA?

As Hong Tao said those magical names, there was an uproar at the scene, and the geniuses looked as if they were close to their enemies.

Hong Tao is proud of his scientific research ability. He is a scum in the company, but this time he has done his homework and remembered the names and uses of hundreds of cosmetics. Since the end of the college entrance examination, he has never worked so hard.

At this moment, seeing the aggressive look of colleagues, Hong Tao immediately admired his wiseness. There was no chance to shock these top cattle in mathematics or physics, but cosmetics can!

"I have different opinions."

After Hong Tao finished speaking, Enron stood up slowly, using his usual rapid speed, and said clearly: "On this issue, I specifically consulted Mengzhou, this is the project that I completed with her."

All in all, Enron put a full 500-page print on the table and made a muffled sound.

It is indeed President An, so much preparation has been done behind the scenes!

Qi Mengzhou is the same genius as An Ran. The two of them combined their swords, and the plan they made must be amazing?

There was a lot of surprises in everyone's hearts. Enron was the second leader of the company, second only to Luo Jia's existence. He really had to be more powerful.

Anran directly said: "I and Mengzhou have the same opinion. Women cannot be imagined as simple-minded creatures. Women in the new era are completely different. They are sufficient in terms of social status, economic ability, and academic literacy. Men go hand in hand ... "

"Like recitation of a textbook, I'm afraid this is the thought your wife has instilled in you? Cut, female fist." Luo Jia slandered in his heart, but he did not show it.

Enran said: "Mengzhou is older than me. Everyone knows this, but the age gap has never been noticed on her face and body. I am also wondering about this."

After listening to this, Luo Jia said again and again: "Mengzhou Xuejie's face is well maintained, looks like a twenties, but how is the body, how do we know? Enron definitely has the potential to show off his wife and madness. "

"After Mengzhou's explanation, I suddenly realized that the original Mengzhou could be maintained to such a degree. There was no reason for it. I chose the right path and didn't pay IQ tax."

"I would like to ask you, how much do you know about medical beauty?"

Uh ~

Luo Jia looked around and saw more aggressive faces.

This is a group of guys who ca n’t even distinguish between facial cleansers and shower gels. Luo Jia has seen the best-selling survey of the living supermarket in the headquarters. An adidas trinity exists for a long time and ranks first in the best-selling cosmetics list.

Luo Jia found out that the so-called "three-in-one" means shower gel, shampoo, facial cleanser, and all in one. There is no problem in washing your hair, washing your face, or washing your body. The so-called bottle is in my hand. With the three-in-one artifact, coupled with Dabao, straight men can travel the world without hindrance.

Like women, they carry many bottles and jars everywhere, and the jars are filled with all kinds of strange liquids. This kind of thing does not exist. In the world of straight men, Dabao is an optional thing. Three-in-one bottles are enough to solve the 99% problem.

"No more nonsense, you have to say it quickly." Luo Jia was anxious, rushed to Anran and said: "What is medical beauty? Why can I keep Xuejie skin healthy?"

Enron saw that he had caused anger, so he did not sell it anymore, and quickly explained: "Medical beauty means medical beauty. You put tens of thousands of cosmetics on your face, and the effect may not be able to catch up with a laser dot matrix for a course of treatment. . "

laser! !! !!

The word "laser" seemed to have a huge magic power to the straight men. For a while, the deadly meeting room was boiling, and everyone was talking in private.

In the laser field, Wen Chengling jumped out and said with great excitement: "Oh my God, there is something I can understand. This will open till now. I almost didn't choke me! You still use Dabao at least, our brothers live In the Amazon rainforest, I do n’t even know anything about applying sunscreen and cosmetics to my face. "

Uh…

Muddy face, blocking UV rays?

This is more powerful.

Luo Jia was speechless. As a man who would use Nivea facial cleanser, he seemed to be more refined.

"Laser lattice is not really a laser generator." Wen Chengling said quickly: "A lattice is a working mode of a laser, as long as the diameter of the laser beam is less than 500 microns and the beam is regularly arranged in a lattice pattern. The working mode at this time is called a dot matrix laser. "

"Ultra-pulse exfoliative CO2 lattice laser can instantly heat the moisture in the tissues to above 100 ° C. When it acts on the skin, it can vaporize the epidermis or the dermis with different depths and cause vaporization pits on the skin."

"Due to the high peak energy of the dot matrix laser, small incidental damage caused by heat, precise vaporized tissue, and slight damage to surrounding tissues, it can be recovered in at most three to five days, and at the same time, it may cause complications such as hyperpigmentation or hypopigmentation. Smaller, used to remove scars and soften skin, which is scientifically based. "

"I didn't know who invented the laser dot matrix at the beginning. It is a branch of our laser field that is quite unprofessional. When I read the paper before, I saw a few articles about activating the dermis layer with lasers. I was then I'm wondering if someone wasted their lives doing such a worthless research? So I remembered by the way. "

Hey ~

Luo Jiafu, this group of straight men, actually felt that the use of laser technology for beauty had no value and wasted life.

Where do they know that laser beauty is more valuable, hundreds of billions a year, very profitable, OK?

Straight men may never understand how crazy a woman can be for beauty.

"The explanation is too right." An Ran Shen said: "Mengzhou said so. She never used ordinary cosmetics and did not pay IQ tax, but she would spend a lot of time every year on medical beauty treatments and facial creams. Facial masks are also those with medical device lot numbers. Although the price is expensive, the effect is really good. "

"I stole some from Mengzhou and put it in a chemical laboratory for testing. The test report was stored in the cloud server and the number was ..."

Crackling ...

Although the straight men do not understand cosmetics, they can understand the test report.

So a group of people downloaded the test report in a handful of ways, and pointed at the detected components, and instantly restored the true nature of the keyboard heroes.

After a pause, Enron concluded: "In short, we should take the medical beauty system as an opponent and study it carefully. Starting from the three dimensions of equipment, chemistry, genes, and hardware, the hardware department will increase R & D efforts and develop subversive levels. Effective medical and aesthetic machinery, lasers, ultrasonics, and black technology that can be used all need to be used. The chemical department must deploy competitive fragrances and lubricants. Believe me, women's noses and skin are much more sensitive than us. "

"If you want a product to sell well, you must have a good smell and a slippery touch on your body, and you must design packaging with our characteristics as a marketing tool."

"Finally, genes. The Department of Life Sciences is responsible for providing the core of cosmetics. It is a genotype drug that really reduces wrinkles and anti-aging. This is the most important step in the plan. After all, if any product wants to sell well, the product strength is the core value, and the rest are It ’s auxiliary ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ After clearing my throat, Enran shouted: "With the trilogy of mechanics, chemistry, and genes, we can provide high-quality beauty services that meet the medical standards for female compatriots. Medical beauty market. "

Wow!

Enron's speech was over, and the straight men applauded warmly.

Everyone was finally relieved, as long as they researched the laser generator, the existence of gene optimizers and so on. It is not necessary to figure out the difference between eye cream and face cream. It is so simple and straightforward.

If this idea is known by female compatriots, I am afraid it will be soaring, because in the thinking of the tough guys, they would rather study the laser than understand the **** cosmetics, and they are very unwilling to waste energy on women.

and many more!

What the **** is going on! ?

At that moment, Luo Jia suddenly stood up. "If I remember correctly, today's meeting was to discuss how to collect IQ taxes from women, and how to get in touch with the medical beauty?"