The Best Fake Eunuch

"Knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, I prefer to go to the mountains!" But what kind of tiger is Lu Fei afraid of?

"It's better to be a male tiger." Xiao Ye said silently.

why? Everyone please.

"The other day I heard my brother chatting with Doctor Wen and said that he wanted to get a tiger whip to make wine..." In fact, Xiao Chen and Wen Shanchang were just chatting casually at that time, but they didn't mean anything when they said it, but Xiao Ye listened to it.

Xiao Ye doesn't know what's so good about soaking tiger penis in wine, but he knows that his brother wants a tiger penis, so the younger brother can't get it for him?

"But didn't our prince become a eunuch?" Hui Wu asked if he didn't understand.

In fact, this is what they have been wondering all along. Since the master came back from Jiangnan, he kept saying that he would support the crown prince to become a great treasure again, but he also said that the crown prince is Xiao Chen, that is, the great eunuch Xiao Chen.

Eunuchs cannot be emperors, right?

Master Zhishen has a very irritable personality, so although the big guy had doubts in his heart, no one dared to ask him. Now that the topic is here, it's okay to ask.

"Don't talk nonsense, who said my brother is a eunuch?" Duan Linger was the first to defend the dignity of the boss as a man.

"Our boss is a fake eunuch, but he is actually a top-notch man." Lu Fei said seriously.

"And it's quite romantic... I said this casually, if it got to the boss's ears, I wouldn't admit it!" Tie Kunlun said with a smile.

Amitabha, the four monks recite the Buddha's name together.

It turns out that my prince is a fake eunuch who is extremely romantic!

"Don't read it, four of you. I haven't counted how many people you have killed each of them. No matter how many times you read Amitabha Buddha, the Buddha will not forgive you. If you want to go, go together, and if you don't want to drag you down!" Tie Kunlun said.

"Amitabha, sin, sin!" The four said that what you said made some sense, so let's go together.

It's not that we want to go, the main reason is that you are not familiar with the place where you live. If you get lost in the mountains or are really bitten by a big insect, it will be difficult for us to explain to the prince.

All four of them are proficient in bows and horses, and have high martial arts skills. The weapons they use are all monks' standard long and short sets. The short one is a Jie knife made of fine steel, and the long one is naturally a Zen stick.

It must be explained here that the Zen sticks they use are not actually the Zen sticks of other Buddhists. The Buddhist Zen sticks are not used for fighting, but a magic weapon used to alert themselves and drive away demons during meditation.

In Journey to the West, the nine-ring tin staff given to Tang Seng by Guanyin Bodhisattva is the Zen staff of the Eight Classics.

The Zen stick used by Huiming and the others is actually called the crescent shovel, also known as the convenient shovel. It was not a Buddhist thing, but was invented by Lao Tzu, the originator of Taoism.

That is the kind used by Monk Sha and Lu Zhishen.

The handy shovel is also exquisite. The head of the shovel is one foot and eight inches, which represents the eighteen layers of hell in the underworld. There are five iron rings hanging on it, representing the five elements. There are also two iron rings on the crescent moon, which symbolizes Yin and Yang. .

The handle of the shovel is three feet and three inches long, which is the thirty-three heavens, and the crescent at the tail of the shovel is eight inches and six cents long, which is called eight directions and six harmony.

The purpose of Lao Tzu's handy shovel was to warn his disciples to grasp Yin and Yang, practice morality extensively, practice more convenient things, form good relationships, eliminate demons and demons, level the hell on earth, and ascend to the upper realm of the nine heavens...

The truth is such a truth, but most people just regard it as a weapon.

Because of the unique shape of the handy shovel, it has five functions: stick, fork, gun, knife, and axe. ...you can use it however you like.

Its style features are said to be anti-defense for offense, retreat for advancement, softness in the rigidity, rigidity in the softness, both urgency and hardness, which is the combination of hardness and softness.

In addition to these two, they are also good at using bows and arrows. It is said that when fighting these tribal cavalry in the north, it is the most basic skill to work with bows and arrows immediately.

But they were only carrying a quiver, which was filled with only fifty arrows. Because they used strong bows and heavy arrows, it was impossible to carry too many arrows.

But Lu Fei carried two quiver on his back, and each quiver contained fifty feathered arrows. The strange thing is that these arrows were of different lengths, thicknesses, and materials. There were more than a dozen The branch doesn't even have feathers, but a tail fin made of bamboo...

What a mess!

But anyway, he looks like a hunter with a bow and arrow, but Xiao Ye, Duan Linger, and Tie Kunlun don't have a bow and arrow. What the hell?

Xiao Ye still had a broken ax in his waist anyway, Tie Kunlun and Duan Linger were completely unarmed and unarmed.

"How do you hunt without bows and arrows?" Hui Hai asked fiercely.

"I have a knife." Duan Ling'er flipped her little hand over, and there was a lancet in her palm.

Not much bigger than a scalpel.

"I don't know how to shoot arrows." Xiao Ye said.

"Using weapons for hunting?" Tie Kunlun said proudly, "Isn't that shameful?"

Fuck you guys are so awesome.

The mountains and forests are also really dark. Huiming and others are very familiar with the situation in the mountains, and all of them have outstanding eyesight. In this environment where the visibility is almost zero, they can still walk like flying on the rugged mountain roads and weeds. Pretty awesome.

But unexpectedly, Xiao Ye and the others seem to be able to keep up?

And no one stumbled and hit a big tree.

It's not so dark, can you see things?

"Hush..." Lu Fei waved his hand suddenly, signaling to the big guy to keep quiet. There seemed to be a large animal beside the crooked-necked sylvestris pine tree in front. It wasn't a deer or a roe deer. It had a white tail, so it should be a roe deer.

Is it?

The four monks looked in the direction of his finger together, but they didn't even see the sylvestris pine that Lu Fei was talking about, let alone the roe deer.

No, you can really see it?

"Didn't you see it?" Lu Fei had already started bending his bow and nodding his arrows.

I really didn't see it, the four monks looked at each other, deeply suspecting that he was bragging...

There was only a soft whoosh, and Lu Fei's arrow went like a shooting star, sinking into the darkness.

There was a light thud in the distance, what the fuck, was this a shot?

He hurried over to check, but saw a roe deer lying in the grass, with a feathered arrow stuck in its head impartially, not only hit it, but also killed it!

"That's okay?" Hui Hai was shocked, "You can't be from Mengzhong!"

"It's just a coincidence that it's not Mengzhong." Lu Fei laughed.

"Hui Hai, you idiot! Haven't you figured out that Lu Fei is a good archer?" Hui Ming looked Lu Fei up and down and re-examined him.

"It's all about arrow skills, your eyes are so sharp, you can see it so dark and so far away." Huiwu looked at Lu Fei's eyeballs with special concentration, seeing that the meaning was very interesting. I want to dig it up and take it for myself.

"Growing up in the mountains, it's no big deal to practice Yeyan." Lu Fei said modestly.

"Amazing!" Hui Dao said, "I'm on par with the poor monk."

Among the four, his arrow skills are the best, so he is still not convinced by Lu Fei, don't you just have better eyesight than me?

If there is one, let's try it out during the day!