The Best Fake Eunuch

"Little prince, there is still one hundred secrets, not to mention that I don't think your granary is dense enough. If you don't believe me, let's wait and see." Xiao Chen glanced at the round iron bump in his hand again, It seems that there is some secret hidden in it.

Wanyan Pingqiu said that no matter how you pretend to be a ghost, I will never believe it!

However, Xiao Chen's eyes were fixed on the iron lump, and the countdown had already begun, "Five, four, three, two... hurry like a law!"

After finishing speaking, he stretched out his hand and pointed to the north, and the big guys looked along his fingers together, only to see a dazzling fire erupting from the top of the mountain, and then felt the earth tremble, and then a burst of black smoke rose up, covering the entire area. Clouds cover the sun!

You just say how surprised the people who witnessed all this are, and how terrified they are when they look at Xiao Chen!

This is not a human being, it is simply a god!

Otherwise, it is a demon, or a shemale...

If it weren't for the gods and monsters, how could they have such great magic power!

It is said that such a casual finger from a distance of several miles can ignite the entire mountain, even the Jade Emperor, the Taishang Taijun, the Buddha of the Western Heaven, and the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, right?

Fortunately, there was a team of water dragons on the top of the mountain, but the fire was extinguished in just one stick of incense.

Someone came flying to report that the grain and hay pile suddenly caught fire and exploded inexplicably, and it had been extinguished in time. The cause of the fire was unknown, and the loss was quite large.

Wanyan Pingqiu and the others looked at each other, thinking that we know the reason, the culprit who set the fire is sitting right here?

Facing everyone's horrified gazes, Xiao Chen also looked calm, smiling without saying a word.

Just like a god.

"Lord Xiao, you and your subordinates agreed to set the fire at this hour, right?" Dugu Lou, who had been silent all this time, suddenly said.

"This gentleman is..." Xiao Chen saw that he seemed to be from Huaxia, and he also looked like a scholar.

"Going down to the Dugu Tower, to meet Master Xiao." Dugulou slowly got up and walked in front of Xiao Chen, bowed deeply, raised his head and stared at him with complicated eyes.

"Dugu Tower?" Xiao Chen suddenly thought of someone, "Are you General Fulou?"

It was the brave general who was victorious in all battles in the previous dynasty of the Han Dynasty, but somehow he was captured by Mo Jie and turned to the enemy, so that he was destroyed by Xiao Chen's father, the Emperor of the Han Dynasty.

"A cheap name is not enough to insult the listener, so there is no need to mention it. Now I am called Dugulou. I am alone in Dugu. There are tall buildings in the northwest." Dugulou said softly.

There are tall buildings in the northwest, the upper part is at the same level as the floating clouds, intersecting with sparse windows, and the three steps of the Zhuan Pavilion.

There is a stringed singing sound, how sad is the sound, who can sing this song? No one is heartbroken.

Sighing again and again, generosity has more than sorrow, poor goose with broken wings, can't go back to my hometown!

"This kind of trick can't be fooled by Mr. Dugu's eyes, it makes you laugh." Xiao Chen got up solemnly and returned the gift.

It can be regarded as an apology for the emperor's father in this life.

Because no matter what, it is wrong for you to kill the whole family!

"Lord Xiao is full of ingenuity, I admire you very much." Dugulou said as he walked back to his seat and continued to remain silent.

"Xiao Chen, what the hell are you doing!" Wanyan Pingqiu became furious from embarrassment, and couldn't care less about her demeanor.

"It's just a little trick. It was originally a joke with the big guy, but Mr. Dugu saw it through unexpectedly, so it's not worth mentioning." Xiao Chen laughed.

What the hell is this small trick? It's just amazing!

Mr. Dugu said that you made an appointment with your subordinates to set the fire. This sounds reasonable, but how can you make an appointment so accurately?

As soon as you stretch out your hand here, there will be a fire over there?

Impossible at all!

No, if you don't explain it to us today, I won't let you go!

"The thing in Mr. Xiao's hand, I'm afraid it depends on the time?" Dugulou really didn't want to see the big guy continue to be teased by Xiao Chen, so he could only tell the truth.

"Haha, you can't hide anything from Mr. Dugu." Xiao Chen laughed loudly.

Everyone was dumbfounded.

"Master Xiao, what exactly is this thing in your hand?" Hu Yanlei was so curious that he stared at the magic weapon in Xiao Chen's hand with a pair of big eyes without taking his eyes off it.

"Oh, what are you talking about? This is a pocket watch, and it's just for checking the time." Xiao Chen stopped pretending and had a showdown.

This is a watch. The production principle is similar to that of modern clocks, but it is not so precise. Although there are hands on it, they are only hour hands, without minute and second hands.

The twelve earthly branches are engraved on the dial to mark the twelve hours.

Don't look at such a small pocket watch, it took Xiao Chen and Yubao Supervisor Liu Fuhai seven days and seven nights to make it!

Dozens of labors were used to manufacture just a few small parts inside.

But it succeeded in the end, because the process was too complicated and the raw materials were difficult to manufacture, so a total of three pieces were produced at that time.

Xiao Chen kept one for himself, one for Zhuge Xiaosheng, and one for Chen Jisheng, but Duan Ling'er accidentally saw it!

Even crying and shouting, throwing and rolling, wanting to say anything, of course Xiao Chen wouldn't give it to her, scolded and kicked out.

But as the saying goes, don't be afraid of being stolen by thieves, but be afraid of being missed by thieves. What's good about things that Duan Linger misses?

It was stolen that night while Xiao Chen was sleeping soundly. Xiao Chen was very angry when he found out, but he couldn't do anything about Duan Linger.

I can give it to you, you have to keep it well, don’t break it, this thing is very difficult to make, remember not to bump it, otherwise if the parts inside are broken, the whole watch will be useless .

Duan Ling'er was obedient this time, and wrapped it with several layers of cotton and silk, for fear of damaging it, and only took it out to have a look when no one was around...

Xiao Chen found her and Tie Kunlun last night, and let them take advantage of the sound of the drums and the darkness of the night to slip quietly to the small hill where Wanyan Pingqiu stored grain and grass to lurk.

When the pointer points to Chen the next morning, you will set fire to me!

Just set it on fire, we mainly want to scare Wanyan Pingqiu for a while.

Come back immediately after setting the fire, don't be caught by others.

With the lightness of the two of them, it is impossible to be caught.

But is it Duan Linger's style of doing things casually?

Either she doesn't do it, or if she does, she has to make things bigger.

So I went to Lu Fei first, and asked him for two strong bows with a range of two hundred steps, and some special arrows.

Ask him humbly, how can we hit the target at this distance?

Lu Fei said that the location is very important, and the wind direction and wind force are also very important. You can see that the topography of this mountain is like this. It is the most suitable location for you to lurk.

The direction of the wind is easy to judge. If the wind is strong, you can look at the flags on their camps. If it is unfurled, then it should be like this.

Of course, the angle of your bow must also be precise. If you take 200 steps, you have to raise the angle of elevation, and the bowstring can be drawn to this level...