The Best Fake Eunuch

"His name is Xiao Chen." Duan Ling'er was impatient at the side, you didn't check so many people who came in and out of the city gate, why did you have to check us?

"Did I ask you?" The Baihu gave Duan Ling'er a vicious look, but couldn't hear who she was talking about.

Duan Ling'er said, girl, I'm so scared!

"Now I suspect that you are spies. Come with us to the Jiumen Admiral's Mansion." The hundred households felt that they had not received the respect they deserved, and began to show their authority.

"Are you mistaken, I am Xiao Chen!" Xiao Chen said angrily.

"It doesn't matter if you are Xiao Chen or Xiao Qing, it's fine for you to show off your prestige outside, this is the capital, and you won't be allowed to be presumptuous! Are you blatantly disobedient? Come on, lock me up!" Bai Hu shouted Hey, seven or eight city defenders rushed over together, drew their knives and guns, and gestured to Xiao Chen...

"Quickly kneel down and be tied up for me, or else..." The Baihu was in high spirits, but suddenly felt a tightness on the back of his neck, and then he flew up like a cloud!

But Xiao Ye saw that he was going to be rough on his elder brother, so he walked over and couldn't help but grab him and threw him to the top of the wall.

A dozen guards on the top of the city were looking down at the commotion, when they suddenly saw hundreds of adults flying up from the city gate, were they all surprised?

Oops, I really didn't know that this Baihu lord could do light work. Speaking of which, this nearly three-foot-high city wall can fly up like a bird!

Unexpectedly, not only Master Baihu is good at lightness kung fu, but also those soldiers under his command are not inferior, flying up one after another.

The flying was quite high, but the landing was a little unstable, and fell down like dumplings, knocking over a dozen of them to the ground.

I have to say that Xiao Ye is much more sensible now, and his shots are really accurate. If it was before, he might just use the axe and start chopping!

It's just that this temper has not changed at all, no matter who it is, as long as they dare to offend brother, they can do it directly.

Not to mention a few defenders, even if Li Wanjiang dared to be rude to Xiao Chen in front of him, he would still do it!

"It's terrible, rebellion!" The hundred households flew up to the top of the city and landed on their buttocks. Although they were embarrassed, they were not injured, and they shouted at the top of their throats.

The guards at the top of the city also panicked, and hurriedly sounded the alarm. Someone broke into the city gate forcibly, intending to rebel!

Didn't say how many people there were in the chaos...

This is a big deal, Bing Ma Si, the admiral of the nine gates, Jin Yiwei, and the forbidden army were all alarmed!

Immediately block the gates of the city and start hunting down the rebels in the city!

It is not clear how many people are rebels, but the leader is a young man, a very ugly boy, and a very good-looking little girl.

There is also a very distinctive feature, they are all riding hard-earned BMWs!

After entering the city, they were not allowed to run horses. The three of Xiao Chen just let their horses rein, and slowly went straight to the palace for a walk. When they heard the alarms everywhere, they were quite puzzled, what's the situation?

Someone attacked Fengyang City?

No way, it was fine when we came in just now...

Strolling to the west gate of the imperial city, I saw that the entrance was also heavily guarded, with dozens of guards armed with knives, more than 200 patrolling soldiers and horses, and more than 200 infantrymen of the Imperial Army standing guard!

When he saw three people from afar, he asked loudly who was it?

"Fuck me, I've only been away for a few days, so I don't recognize him?" Xiao Chen scolded with a smile.

"Who the hell dares to be my old man... Oh, isn't this Mr. Xiao!" The leader, Jin Yiwei Qianhu, recognized Xiao Chen with fairly good eyesight.

He hurriedly flew out and knelt down on one knee, "Master Xiao, why are you back? Is everything all right? I miss you so much!"

"What the hell do you want my reward?" Xiao Chen took out a bank note from his pocket and threw it over, "Brothers have worked hard too, take it to drink!"

"Hey, Mrs. Xie Xiao!" That Qianhu accepted it without any hesitation.

In fact, he is already a fifth-rank dignified with a thousand households, and ordinary people are really not qualified to reward him, but who is Mr. Xiao?

Even if you don't reward us, we still have to ask for it!

It's really not for the money, but just for a lottery from Mr. Xiao.

Take his luck.

"What are you people who are so tense?" What did Xiao Chenxin say? Why is the imperial city under martial law?

"Warning at the gate of the city, it is said that rebels are coming in, and the leader is a young man, there is a half-grown child, and a little girl, all riding red horses..." The thousand households widened their eyes as they spoke. up.

Damn, isn't this the three of you, Mr. Xiao?

What's wrong with Mr. Xiao that you are rebellious when you come back this time?

While in a state of astonishment, he suddenly heard the sound of horseshoes, and a group of soldiers and horses came galloping, and the leader was Wu Zhongze, the admiral of the nine gates, followed by the hundred households of the city gate, and those who were far away shouted loudly, "Hurry up! Stop him, they are traitors!"

That Jin Yiwei Qianhu Xin said you fart!

Master Xiao is a traitor?

Damn, your whole family is a traitor, and he can't be... Impossible.

"Why don't you take the rebel... Huh? Master Xiao?" Wu Zhongze rode his horse and approached, only to find out that the leader of the rebel was actually my brother Xiao Chen.

"Master Wu, it's him! He was the one who refused the villain's interrogation just now, and even beat me!" The hundred households were still groaning.

Wu Zhongze said to hit you? Hitting you is so light, it's not bad if he didn't kill you!

You don't even know him, are you still hanging around in Fengyang City?

You said it was not good for you to provoke anyone, so you must provoke him!

My lord, I can't afford to offend him...

"Oh, brother Xiao, why didn't you tell brother when you came back, so I went out of the city to meet you in person. Look, this has caused a huge misunderstanding!" Wu Zhongze flew down and walked quickly. Came over to greet Xiao Chen, smiling very affectionately.

Only then did Xiao Chen realize that it turned out that such a big commotion was caused by himself.

"So it was a misunderstanding? If I hadn't seen you Master Wu with my own eyes, I would have thought you ordered someone to arrest me, hahaha!" Xiao Chen laughed loudly, but there was no smile in his eyes.

Wu Zhongze said in his heart that he is coming!

That's not a good thing to say, Ang, I clearly suspect that I ordered someone to do this on purpose, don't you think it's something that doesn't happen!

The emperor issued an order that no one was allowed to welcome him. This master must be holding an evil fire in his heart. His subordinates were so desperate that they just bumped into his anger. Now it has bitten him again. It is really unlucky to say the least.

"What's the matter? Brother Xiao will joke...it's all because this dog is blind and doesn't even know Mr. Xiao? He even lied about the military situation and caused such a big mess. Come on, call me fifty Army stick first!"

As soon as Wu Zhongze gave an order, several soldiers came up and kicked the Baihu to the ground, pulled off his trousers, and cracked a big stick in front of everyone!

The admiral of the Nine Gates is angry, who dares to show mercy?

After more than a dozen sticks, the skin of that Baihu was beaten to pieces, dripping with blood!

Although the hundred households were in pain, they didn't dare to cry out, because the military law was strict, and if anyone dared to cry out in pain during battle, he would be punished double.