The Best Fake Eunuch

Xiao Chen watched with cold eyes, and waited until the fifty rods were barely beaten.

Then he coughed and said, "Master Wu is very strict in his army. My younger brother has already seen it. This matter happened because of me. I will give everyone an explanation later. Don't beat him. If he is killed, there will be no proof."

"Give him to me and wait for the military law to deal with it!"

Wu Zhong heard that Xiao Chen's words were getting more and more wrong, so he hurriedly ordered people to take that unlucky Baihu away and lock him up first, if necessary, he would cut off his dog's head and apologize to Xiao Chen.

In fact, this Baihu said he was guilty, he must be guilty.

He looks down on people with dog eyes, so it's fine if he didn't recognize Xiao Chen, but it's his fault that he still wants to arrest people after Xiao Chen has already reported his name.

He also yelled that some rebels broke through the barrier and caused the chaos in the city. This is called lying about the military situation and disturbing the morale of the army. It would be no problem to say that his head was chopped off.

But if he is not guilty, he is not guilty. As the city gate official, his duty is to protect the safety of the capital, and there is no problem in arresting suspicious people for interrogation.

You, Mr. Xiao, didn't write on your forehead either, did you? What if you pretended to be his old man, right?

So that's a reasonable doubt.

Speaking of which, he should be rewarded for being loyal to his duties, being serious and responsible...

But now whether he is alive or dead, guilty or not, all depends on Xiao Chen's words.

"Lord Wu, my brother came back in a hurry this time, and I didn't bring you any presents, only some furry goods are really not a respect. In fact, Yanyun County is a poor place, and there are no farts! Don't be offended, brother." Only then did Xiao Chen turn angry and laugh, and made out with Wu Zhongze.

"Oh, as long as you come back safely, brother Xiao, my brother will be happy and at ease. Why are we talking about being rude in our friendship? Later, I will prepare a few glasses of thin wine at home, and I will clean up the dust for you, brother Xiao!"

Wu Zhong said in his heart that as long as you don't pick my faults carefully, you can tell me in front of the emperor that I am not strict with the army. Although the emperor may not punish me, it will also be a thorn in my heart!

"Okay, I will definitely have a drink with Master Wu later." Xiao Chen said with a smile.

It seems that there is no surprise.

Because Xiao Chen is returning to Beijing by order, it is not appropriate to chat with Wu Zhongze for too long, and he has to go to the palace to meet the emperor quickly.

"If the emperor sees Lord Xiao returning from all battles, he will be very happy." Wu Zhong said a few polite words and left for the time being.

Xiao Chen was already an acquaintance in the palace, and all the eunuchs who saw him along the way, whether they were the eunuchs of Jinyiwei or the guards of the imperial army, all came up to meet him on their own initiative, and they were very affectionate, no matter if it was true or not, at least they had this attitude.

It's just that there was suspicion in everyone's eyes, wondering why Mr. Xiao came back this time, so low-key?

When I returned to my residence in Xichang, I saw that the house was clean, very tidy, spotless, and the heater was warm. It seemed that when I was away, the people from Zhidian came to clean it every day.

After washing up, changed his clothes, and came straight to Qinzheng Hall by himself.

The Jinyi guards at the door expressed their shock when they saw Mr. Xiao coming alone, and they didn't dare to ask more questions, so let's go in and report.

Not long after, Gong Shouli limped out, followed by two young eunuchs who pretended to be powerful, but they were also Xiao Chen's old acquaintances, Xiao Lizi and Xiao Fengzi...

Seeing that the two of them were dressed in brand-new seventh-rank eunuch official uniforms, they were full of vigor and flushed, they should be doing well.

Seeing Xiao Chen rolled his eyes, he didn't even say hello, let alone kneel down.

The master has changed.

"The emperor is reviewing the memorial. I don't have time to see you now, so you can just wait here." Gong Shouli said with a smile on his face.

"Eunuch Gong, please go report again and say that Xiao Chen has an important military report!" Xiao Chen thought to himself, fuck you, is it important for me or the memorial?

What the hell did I let Lao Tzu stand in the air and suffer from the cold? What did you think, this Li Wanjiang?

"Hehe, that's fine, but now I have to go to the imperial dining room to show the emperor the meal. I'll talk about it later when I come back. Just wait." Gong Shouli sneered, turned around and left, Xiao Lizi and Xiao Fengzi trotted to keep up , and gleefully let out giggling shrieks, these two fucking heartless guys!

Xiao Chen's nose was crooked.

Seeing that there was no one around, several guards in Jinyi hurried over and paid a quick visit, talking out of concern.

"Master Xiao, you stand here and take shelter from the wind."

"Grandma Te was fine the first two days, but it's cold today!"

"Master Xiao, your clothes are also a little thin, I'll go and find you a leather robe."

"I'm looking for two heaters, one to warm the adults' hands, and the other to warm the feet in the robe. In this weather, the feet are most likely to freeze."

Xiao Chen thought in his heart that the one with Gigi is better than the one without Gigi!

Although it's just a few kind words, it's easy to do, but it's also heart-warming.

It's not in vain that I hurt you so much before...

"You guys still have a heart, but I..." Xiao Chen suddenly rolled his eyes and fell to the ground with a plop!

Of course, when he fell to the ground, he quietly stretched out his hand to block it...

Oops! Mr. Xiao, what's wrong with you?

Seeing this, several guards in Jinyi panicked, rushed over to pinch him, and pressed his chest, but saw Xiao Chen's eyes closed, his face flushed, and his breathing short of breath. It seemed that the situation was extremely critical!

"What are you arguing about?" A majestic voice sounded, but it was Li Wanjiang in the palace who heard the movement outside and came out to check.

It's Lord Xiao, Your Majesty!

It was fine just now and suddenly fainted!

"Oh?" Li Wanjiang didn't believe that Xiao Chen would be so fragile, he was afraid that this kid was just playing tricks on me.

This is because you don't want to stand here in the wind and get cold, so you pretended it?

It's a small trick, but don't try to hide it from me!

I came over and squatted down to touch his face, but I felt his cheeks were burning like burning coals!

Then I was taken aback, oops, did this kid really have a high fever?

With such a high body temperature, it must be burned to death!

He panicked for a while, and hurriedly ordered someone to carry him into the hall, and quickly went to the imperial hospital to find the best imperial doctor!

"Your majesty, it's impossible. Master Xiao may be suffering from some kind of wind-cold illness, but it's not appropriate to let him enter the palace. It's better to send him back to his residence first, and let the imperial doctor take a look first." A big inner guard hurriedly Speak up to remind.

Because I don't know what kind of disease Xiao Chen is, if it is passed on from others, it will be troublesome.

Li Wanjiang snorted, ordered him to be carried back quickly, and immediately went to the best imperial doctor to treat him. He must be cured by me, otherwise I will punish them!

This person must not die, at least not now...

But a group of imperial physicians and imperial physicians consulted for a long time, but they couldn't find out what disease Xiao Chen was suffering from?

There are really no other problems, just coma and fever!

Burnt to the point of hot potato!

Isn't this so frustrating?

Lord Xiao, Lord Xiao, you must not die, if you die, I am afraid that our little lives will not be saved...

Patriarch Hua Tuo quickly appeared, and blessed Master Xiao to turn the crisis into safety and save our lives!