The Best Fake Eunuch

Under the pain, the monster waved two big tentacles and swept it towards the wind, but this time Xiao Ye was not swept away, the iron hook was firmly attached!

He didn't care at all when the tentacles hit him, and it didn't delay him from continuing to attack at all.

He was chopping with great joy, when suddenly a jet of fishy, ​​smelly and sticky black water sprayed out, directly smothering Xiao Ye, right?

"Gah!" Xiao Ye was not afraid of anything, but he was very afraid of this kind of filth, he subconsciously let go of the iron hook to wipe his face, the monster's tentacles swept over in time, and swept him into the air again!

When he fell again, the monster suddenly opened its big mouth like a black hole and swallowed him in one gulp. The teeth in its mouth were like files, and it easily sawed off the rope.

"Oh, it's not good!" Fu Yan pulled the rope hard, feeling that his hand was empty, and couldn't help but turn pale with shock.

Xiao Chen saw it clearly, without thinking, he cut the rope with a palm of his hand back, and fell straight down from mid-air, unbiased, and fell into the monster's big mouth!

Alas……

The brothers on the ship witnessed this scene and exclaimed together.

"I'm going to fight it!" Ling'er screamed and was about to fly over to fight the monster with her life.

"Go forward at full speed and hit the monster! Send a semaphore to let them fire!" Ibrahimovic also felt that it was time to die with the monster.

"Hey hey!" Shangguan Qiji grabbed Ling'er with one hand and stopped Ibrahimovic loudly, "Don't panic, big guy, the problem is not big."

"Fatty, what are you talking about? Brother and Xiao Ye were eaten by monsters!" Linger was furious.

"Nonsense, does this little monster have such a good appetite?" Shangguan Qiji said, "Is everyone listening to what I said? Xiao Chen and Xiao Ye, the two scourges, will not die, I think it is this monster It's dead, hehe, dare to eat anything, can it pull it out!"

But the fat man has seen through everything.

"Fatty, did you tell the boss' fortune?" Fu Yan chose to believe in Fatty, and he would rather believe in Fatty, but he didn't believe that Fatty could tell fortunes.

"My sister calculated it for him, otherwise would I be able to say that he is a disaster?" Shangguan Qiji said, "If he could live for a thousand years if it wasn't for the disaster, I would have killed him a long time ago and could have kept him till now?"

This reason sounds quite plausible.

Whether Xiao Chen will die is still unknown, but Xiao Ye definitely won't die, but he is about to die of nausea now, because the monster's stomach is so fucking dirty, there are all kinds of stuff like rotten fish, rotten shrimp, dead bastard , his feet are still soft, sticky and slippery, he can't even stand still... Let me out!

But he managed to stand up, when he heard a muffled thud, a person fell from the sky and hit him heavily on the head...

Who the hell!

yeah? Brother, why are you here?

"Are you okay?" Xiao Chen hugged him and touched him for a while, afraid that he would be hurt by the monster's teeth. When he came down just now, he could see clearly, it turns out that octopuses have teeth too!

"Nicky, want to vomit." Xiao Ye said brother, do I look like I'm fine?

"Take it!" Seeing that he was not injured, Xiao Chen felt relieved, the flames in his palms burst into flames, and he swept away no matter what happened!

The scorching flames were everywhere, not only scorching the monster's intestines and stomach, but also cooking the remaining rotten fish and rotten shrimps, so there was a strange fragrance in the stench... Xiao Ye immediately vomited.

The monster's tentacles are full of mucus and seawater, which can defend against Xiao Chen's flames, but the internal organs can't do it. Xiao Chen's flames began to show power, and when the fire passed by, all its internal organs were burnt and crackled into pieces. fall...

"Let's go!" Xiao Chen was quite refreshed, but the flames burned violently in this semi-enclosed space, causing the air to become thinner, and he was a little out of breath. In addition, the high temperature of the flames was a little unbearable. What the hell, it would be too sad if he burned himself to death, and he didn't plan to die with the monster at the moment.

"Brother, I..." Xiao Ye didn't finish speaking, when he heard a loud bang, the monster's body exploded, and the two of them were shot out by the powerful blast at the same time!

But the monster felt the scorching heat in its abdomen, and under the unbearable pain, it quickly dived into the bottom of the sea, maybe it thought it could extinguish the fire in its abdomen by doing so.

Unexpectedly, the flames in the stomach burned all the air, and it was already in a tight state. Coupled with the strong pressure of sea water, it inevitably led to tragedy...

Xiao Chen and Xiao Ye were both safe and sound. Although the explosive force was strong, the soft seawater protected them and shot them directly onto the surface of the sea. Otherwise, the two brothers would not be able to swim without swallowing seawater. come up.

The head of the sea monster was blown to pieces, but the eight large tentacles were still intact and still active, because each of its tentacles had independent neurons.

If you guys have eaten the fresh octopus of that dark dish in Korea, you will know what it means...

"Fill it up, fish it up, fish it all up, I'm so high and low today!" Shangguan Qiji commanded the soldiers on the ship to put down the boat and cut and fish them all up, otherwise it won't be fresh in a while , the taste is not crisp!

The soldiers said they obeyed, but should we rescue the boss and Xiao Ye who are soaking in a ball of black and red blood first?

Xiao Chen became a god in one battle.

From then on, all the people who have experienced all this and witnessed this scene with their own eyes are all devoted to Xiao Chen!

Unhappy for life.

Not only because of his bravery, but also because of his loyalty to his brothers.

When the crisis came, he didn't choose to protect himself, but stayed firmly to live and die with his brothers. This alone was enough to break the hearts of the big guys.

And when Xiao Ye was swallowed by the monster, he cut off the rope and leaped down without hesitation, which was also deeply engraved in the minds of the brothers, and could not be lingered for a long time...

"You idiots!" Shangguan Qiji didn't take it seriously, "Is he loyal? He's short-sighted! Following a boss like him, we brothers will suffer a lot in the future!"

Of course there are sweets too.

Let’s just say that the taste of this octopus whisker is really good, it’s so fresh and sweet, and it’s really chewy, Wanchun, don’t you want a piece?

Xiao Chen, why don't you eat it? Reserved for a while, it's almost too high, isn't it over yet?

"Fatty, do you know what an alien is?" Xiao Chen was not reserved, he was thinking about the communication with that distant old alien in the sea of ​​monster consciousness just now.

"What alien?" Although the fat man is extremely smart, he doesn't know what an alien is?

"This monster is." Xiao Chen said, "They are not creatures from our earth... our world, but other intelligent life from a certain star in the sky. Their technology is tens of thousands of times more advanced than ours! So they Look at us, just like we look at ants on the ground, they can be trampled to death with one foot."

"This man is crazy again." Shangguan Qiji sighed, "Don't bother with him, let's eat ours."

"Acquaintances all over the world, how many bosom friends do you have?" Xiao Chen also sighed.